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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2020 23:29:05 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 32 (19:51) - Oh shit it's creeping up!
THE PI CONSPIRACY: PW News is the first to let you in on an underground rumor regarding the forum's user base. We may not even be real. Reports are coming in that everything since the "disqus" push on the old board is all a figment of our imagination. We don't exist outside of 🤯 's gummy-infested head. This is why we crave those notifications so bad and why we are dreading his departure from the forum.
MARTY JANNETTY STILL CAN'T WALK: Favorite Wrestlers returns with two huge stars from the Ruthless Aggression Era in Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle. BORK AND KIRK respectively. Rumors on who placed Brock as their #1. My money's on iron maiden given how much she enjoys his work and all his respectful conduct for the business. We'll keep you posted once we have sources and evidence to back up these claims. Kurt is also a beloved star featuring time in ECW (with a Raven "apology"!), WWE, TNA and New Japan! Go to History and talk about them.
DEDSRS OFFTOPIC STUFF: The mods have fallen asleep behind the wheel again because another spammer has come on board to shill their wares. What is a Whatsapp? I dunno and it's giving me anxiety. Good thing there aren't street toughs peddling medication to fight that. Also KING KID is planting the seeds for a run to Canada if Trump doesn't win since he's getting so much bank in the stock exchange. Hopefully we get an epic rant on the awfulness of the country if the unthinkable happens. Will he be the new-age soyboy gif? We can only hope.
COUNTDOWNS R BACK: UT returns from beyond the grave and updates the lists. First in Sports we have Wilt Chamberlain, a star that does indeed meet the Ness seal of approval. I'd tag myself, but it won't give me a notification. I only know of him because of his sex appeal. He loves the laydees and they love him. In our Decade list LOTR: One of Them makes the cut. Pretty high up despite ho-hum reactions to it being best of the decade. Maybe it's a respect thing. All the old posters are probably thinking there's only one Return and it's of the Jedi. Right Randall? Also Lony makes a shocking return to the anime thread, but anime tiddies no longer do it for him now that he's sampled the real deal. Talk about a tragedy!
VIDYA: PS5 is coming soon. Ratchet (like Sasha) and Clank make their long-awaited return. And other stuff if you check out the thread. Also System is cutting in line in front of the Hypeman to get in on those Twitch Onlyfans Bucks. Look forward to it.
That's all I got PW. Longest episode to date. If you care, which is probably very few.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 11, 2020 23:33:00 GMT
Is this new news?
Or old news.
Do I listen today or tomorrow?
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We're all a part of a simulation. I could've told you that. Nothing is real. What is real anyway? Perception is reality; reality is perception.
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Post by @admin on Jun 11, 2020 23:50:48 GMT
I loved the dramatic pause after "we won't exist anymore". A real cliffhanger. ps. Marty Jannetty is doing more than walking brother: 
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2020 23:52:06 GMT
Definition of living the dream.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 11, 2020 23:54:41 GMT
Twitter is better at age verification than checking a driver's license
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Post by Baker on Jun 12, 2020 0:06:17 GMT
I second the idea of PW News getting its own thread. Nay. Its own subforum! Not looking forward to the great Bot vs. Thot War of 2024. I checked out the prediction thread earlier. That upcoming WWE PPV looks terrible on paper. Are those people really stars? Do stars exist anymore? So we're all a figment of 🤯 's imagination....interesting. I do like how the last few Favorite Wrestler batches have been "themed." You can even go back to HHH/Regal for this. I'll do my Brock writeup tonight. PI might want to stay away from this one. Apologies in advance. Angle did not get a #1 vote. I was surprisingly the high vote for him at "only" #6. My heart really isn't in the fanfic draft even assuming RT does go through with it. I think I'm just gonna go wild with one of my wacky "beyond wrestling" ideas. I go with The Corona. It too has failed to get over. I'm tired of the bots. For a while they amused me. Now I'm just bored. These bots need better material. Confession time. I might be to blame for the bot infestation. People must take me for a mark. Examples: A guy walking down my street at 11:30 pm once tried selling me black market football jerseys. Another time some guy at the gas station wanted to sell me bras, of all things. Another gas station had people peddling black market meat....twice! I spent about 5 minutes on my Animal Warfare draft. Wilt Chamberlain: A legend in every way. I think I tapped out halfway through the 2nd LOTR movie. Or maybe it was the 3rd? Can't remember for sure. Goes to show how much I cared. Thanks for reminding me to post tonight's Flintstones episode thoughts. I'm not a huge Flintstones fan. That's Shootist 's thing. But it gives me something to do for a half hour every weekday. Just not in the mood for lengthy Exosquad posting right now. I think that epic Fairy Tale fanfic burned me out on lengthy cartoon posting. I'd be for the return of the Cereal countdown. Pretty sure I participated in the first one. No idea what my list looked like though. lol I still have a PS2. Not sure it works anymore though. Haven't used it in like a decade. My brother still had an Intellivision, NES, and Genesis when he passed away. I think they're in storage now.
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Post by Blindy on Jun 12, 2020 0:10:46 GMT
The PS5 showcase was much needed.
And wait The Hypeman has a twitch?!?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2020 0:11:37 GMT
Now I'm just imagining guys hanging outside Baker 's house with trenchcoats and aftermarket bras and VHS copies WWF Coliseum.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2020 0:12:09 GMT
The PS5 showcase was much needed. And wait The Hypeman has a twitch?!? Hypeman (wrote hymen originall lmao) is code for 🤯. Not the former user we had back then.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 1:00:26 GMT
Man I'm so high my face feels cold and full of allergies
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Post by Baker on Jun 12, 2020 1:14:06 GMT
Now I'm just imagining guys hanging outside Baker 's house with VHS copies WWF Coliseum. If only. I'll just throw this out there to any peddlers of black market wares in the Baltimore area who happen to stumble upon PW.... I will give you dimes for Coliseum Home Video tapes. Less jerseys, meat, and bras. More old school WWF tapes, please. Nice to see Marty Jannetty is still rockin'.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 1:23:20 GMT
Still haven't hit the 20:00 mark
Forearms on fire
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2020 1:25:09 GMT
Still haven't hit the 20:00 mark Forearms on fire Dude I'm shooting for an hour at the next milestone.
Hopefully you have chipotle or something the night before.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 1:26:43 GMT
Still haven't hit the 20:00 mark Forearms on fire Dude I'm shooting for an hour at the next milestone. Hopefully you have chipotle or something the night before.
Pre-game
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Post by @admin on Jun 12, 2020 1:33:18 GMT
Still haven't hit the 20:00 mark Forearms on fire Are you jerking off?
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 1:34:13 GMT
Still haven't hit the 20:00 mark Forearms on fire Are you jerking off? I wish Just sunburn I think Or carpal tunnel
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Post by Emperor on Jun 12, 2020 10:17:14 GMT
My mind is blown that @ness doesn't know what WhatsApp is.
Everyone uses WhatsApp in the UK. I thought it was a global thing. What do the yanks use to instant message one another?
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 11:59:19 GMT
Gooooood Mooooorrrrning, PoopW News!!! ===== Archive PW News as in saving your brilliant work for posterity. Although 30 links in your sig would be hilarious. Yes, YouTube backup! Good idea. ===== Even if he doesn't win, Big Pete's posts are the best part of the Predictions League. Holy shit, what if this is a ghost forum hallucination!? I mean, I am THAT dependent on PW. I'm an addict. Even if none of PW is real, I assure you... The HYPE is real. Also, can fake news be fake news if it's fake? ===== I'm still mortified that my man Brock didn't MORE #1's. Shame on all yinz. Kurt is great too. And it always bothered me he never won a Rumble or a Light Heavyweight title. Then I think he might've literally been the only guy to do it all in WWE history. ===== Someone might need to do a @utstyle health check on RT. Or at least take over the fan fiction draft... @admin is definitely an Aussie. And you know what always blows my mind more than foreigners knowing American sports? Foreigners knowing American politics WAY better than a majority of Americans. ===== I'm still confused what "-Chan" is or where it comes from. Excuse me, I mean... CHON. CHAHN. CHAWN. ===== WhatsApp is a Facebook-owned messaging app that Italian project engineers use to text dick pics to American project engineers at 4am. ===== KING KID the Cajun Fry Biden for sure isn't a great choice. I keep holding out hope Bill Clinton comes riding in on a horse outta nowhere to win in a write-in landslide with Hillary as VP. ===== Yeah, what's up with the animal war? ===== I'm the only one who mentioned Wilt's conquests in the thread. Everyone no-sold me! ===== re: Cereal Countdown BRING. IT. BACK! BRING. IT. BACK! BRING. IT. BACK! I'm willing it. ===== 2D Beauty is something that would've wrecked me had I seen been high. ===== Booby streaming coming hopefully soon; i.e., this weekend! ===== Serenade me, boi! Plop plop splash! ===== Do gifs only have a week long lifespan!? How have I not put that together before now?! And I finally willed it into being!!! Suck it, PW.
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Post by System on Jun 12, 2020 15:05:36 GMT
I loved the dramatic pause after "we won't exist anymore". A real cliffhanger. ps. Marty Jannetty is doing more than walking brother: 
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Post by Emperor on Jun 12, 2020 15:54:49 GMT
Archive PW News as in saving your brilliant work for posterity. Although 30 links in your sig would be hilarious. Yes, YouTube backup! Good idea. I like the idea of making a new thread to store all the PW News links/writeups/recordings. Also audio backup is essential. WhatsApp is a Facebook-owned messaging app that Italian project engineers use to text dick pics to American project engineers at 4am. So you see a lot of Italian schlong? What is a project engineer and how does it differ from a project manager?
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 12, 2020 16:07:37 GMT
Archive PW News as in saving your brilliant work for posterity. Although 30 links in your sig would be hilarious. Yes, YouTube backup! Good idea. I like the idea of making a new thread to store all the PW News links/writeups/recordings. Also audio backup is essential. WhatsApp is a Facebook-owned messaging app that Italian project engineers use to text dick pics to American project engineers at 4am. So you see a lot of Italian schlong? What is a project engineer and how does it differ from a project manager? In our industry/company, the project engineer is responsible for the technical side of things. Project manager is responsible for the commercial side of things. In my experience, it is helpful though when both have experience in the other role... because often PEs will allow scope creep like crazy becuase engineers just want to work, work, work to solve problems like it's puzzle time fun. Meanwhile, PMs without somewhat of a technical grasp will have zero street cred in the eyes of engineering teams but also more importantly the clients and client consultants. EDIT: Also, no, I don't see a lot of Italian schlong personally. I'm not a PE. But the American PEs complain about it to/around me.
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