PW NEWS EPISODE 34

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RANDOMIZER 3000: Just a quick run-down of non-forum stuff. Ness is no longer a junior member, but has transcended this mortal plane to GOD. Speaking of which, Jman still hasn't responded to the Twitter @ requesting he join us. Guess he thinks he's too good just because he's watching the Attitude Era DVD right now. No worries because abdullah has joined. Who he is? I dunno. Also gonna post the Cereal thread on Monday as hopefully the Animal Warfare battles go underway. Come for the blood, but stay for a lactose corn soup of goodness.

YOU CAN'T READ ME: Favorite Wrestler moves along with AJ Styles and another guy you may know and his name is JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA. BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM. 🤯 is still discussing Brock, so consider that too when going to discuss things. Ness updated storytime with talk of Corona-Chan, just in case you weren't sick of hearing her name. And ummm, the Fan Fic Draft will probably start around the time the NFL one ends. A never-ending loop of picking things and being tagged. It is the PW Way.

START YOUR HASSLE FREE QUOTE TODAY: Sports Centers gives another Ness approved guy in THE Shaq O'Neal, famous as an advertising giant promoting Icy Hot and The General Car Insurance before transitioning to the basketball thing. With his size you'd think it would've been the other way around, but what can you do when life hands you lemons? In Pop Culture ANOTHER Lord of the Rings makes the countdown. If all 3 makes it does it qualify as the single greatest trilogy in history? Either way it's a better love story than twilight The Notebook. Head over to the thread an talk about it as you'll likely be the first to do so. Have you started on your Director List? Don't lie.

Anyways that'll do it for today. Isn't it weird that "Be Prepared" is essentially Scar's "Can't Wait to be King!"?

Did you for reals find J's Twitter and ask him to come?

The write-up was short, wouldn't have expected a near 20 minute audio from that. But that's how it is.

I have no idea what this Terry Funk forever gif is, and I couldn't find it after two seconds of search, so have this instead.

New week, new gif, new bowel movement!

Against the subforum!? I think @ness's ego like crowding the first page with PW News threads. -_-

That's all I meant with my subforum rec. Just an archive feature. I mean, if CM Punk'd gets his own subforum for the music tournaments, I feel like YOU deserve one as a shrine for this hero's effort.

@ness, congrats on earning your divinity! Is it not just a post count thing? You're definitely my voice of god. PW News needs to investigate why senior member is a lower rank than junior member if it is strictly based on post count.

Stoked for the cereal countdown return! Even more stoked to eat some cereal.

On twitter, @admin tried enticing Jman with a promise to post boobies. So now I'm fully invested in seeing Jman's return.

abdullah sounds familiar. Feel like he MIGHT be a returning poster.

I've got nothing against Cena or Styles, even if neither made my list. Both are all-great Brock opponents. Cena more so than Styles. But both were good.

That's a good idea. I might go pull in to #BROCKTOBER retroactively from other threads. That was always the idea anyway. Post the lists just as bones. Then come back and add the meat. Maybe a project within a project now.

I for one am a fan of amusement park musings... But also curious on love life tales, especially how we got into Silicone Sally. Also, have you seen Dave on FX yet!?

Speaking of my no middle name situation, I also have a first name that sounds nicknamey. So like people will always ask me what it's short for. And I'll be like my nothing. THEN they'll be like, well what's your middle name? And I'll be like, I don't have one. And then people will just frown and quit because they think I'm trolling them. Meanwhile, I've forever been jealous of people who have middle names and don't understand those who are embarrassed by theirs. They don't know what they have that they're taking for granted.

Shaq passing the @ness Test is no surprise.

I'm still not over this LOTR bullshit. I'm having flashbacks to the early 2000s where LOTR is the only bullshit anyone seemed to care about when it came to movies. LOTR and POTC. Fucking Jack Sparrow and Legolas, man. Fucking all the time, everywhere you looked.

I wonder what Trump thinks about The Notebook?

Who doesn't have a thing for Ryan Gosling?

Wait, is it is what it is your thing or my thing? Or is it is what it is both our things? Now I don't know anymore. Have I been living my life under a lie previously?!

I was into Beetleborgs and VR Troopers. -_-

Suck it, PW. Like a vacuum cleaner!

Anyways that'll do it for today. Isn't it weird that "Be Prepared" is essentially Scar's "Can't Wait to be King!"?

Nope, it was by design to show what would happen if Simba didn't grow out of his bratty and selfish behaviour.

TLK really was a top tier movie.

Abdullah is a returnee, he was WoW regular TheFanboy. 😃

I fell behind. Playing catch up today. 2 down. 2 to go.