PW NEWS EPISODE 37

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THE LAST ONE STANDING: How big a deal is Randy/Edge's supposed greatest match ever? Emperor reviewed it. That's the dude that only likes Puro wrestling. It'd be like me making a detailed post on the Superbowl and not on the commercials. Also an update finally in the Brock IS Wrestling thread, we saw Randy Savage and the Undertaker make 12/11 respectively just missing out on the top 10 Favorites. Few posts left and the thing ends until it returns in a few years. Maybe by then 🤯 jr. will submit a list of his own. As long as it doesn't contain Dean Ambrose because then he'll be disowned and living on the street. Just like Ambrose?

DON'T DRINK AND DRAFT: KING KID got drunk yesterday and let us know what all drunks do... the truth. He warned several users against marriage. Smart man, too bad he wasn't smart enough to take his own advice. Kinda weird seeing as most if not all weddings have open bars. IT IS WHAT IT IS. Been sitting on rad in the FF Draft, so get ready The Dazz you're next. Unless you've already abandoned us too. How come nobody loves me?

CEREAL IS DOG FOOD FOR HUMANS: We got 3 lists so far for the updated Cereal Countdown. Hoping that isn't the peak of participation since it has such a high Aussie slant. Then again I think I have more non-American PW News fans than US people. I'm like Bret, so much bigger as a foreign draw. No Animal Warfare matches up so far. Would be very Coronapocalypse esque for it to be delayed a bunch of times. Also bit of news UT says Countdown results resume tomorrow.

I dunno what else to say. 2 weeks or so from Slice of Pi Part II (producer reschedules not included) and then you guys drop me like a bad habit for the real draw of PW. Please pay attention to me UwU in the meantime.

Oh, just regularly clocking in over the 20 minute mark now? You iron man, you.

If I were to describe PW News, I'd say...

I'm listening —aaand POOPING!!!

Agreed. Ability to self delete is too much internet power. Seriously... Signing out is all you need to do.

Eating midnight meatloaf last night was a big mistake. Huge!

There was a plexiglass spot in the greatest match ever?! Hardcore!

I hate hearing spots called in the ring. I hate even seeing them mouth the spots. Also, @ness has a shockingly good Vince impression.

Whoa, holy shit... Never thought of the J. Jonah Jameson parallel to Vince. So true!

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I love getting unexpected Dr. Emperor match reviews! Wait, what... 45 minutes!?!? Did they learn nothing from that miserable Last Man Standing match dragging on into infinity and beyond!?

Of course @ness likes to make things seem bigger than they are... -_-

Buzzsaw from the first Spiderman? You mean @bonesaw!?

I'll definitely try to drop "Brock IS Wrestling" into as many daily conversations as possible henceforth. And closing posts with it sounds good too!

I'll recommend marriage so long as it's to the right person. And you're willing to put in work. Kids is TBD. I'll have to let you know.

rad is probably too stoned to remember it's his pick? Or maybe the black skin update threw him off?

Never question bodyslam's draft strategies.

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Hey, at least the Cereal Countdown Part Deux has more traction than Dr. Emperor's Amazon bribe idea.

Think we're waiting on System to get off work to fire the opening shots in Animal Warfare. Or he just forgot?

I remember the old poll rage days. My favorite thing about New PW polls is ability to change your vote constantly. Ensure those ties, people!

I have a creeping feeling shit might be hitting the fan in Wisconsin for UT.

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Lukewarm Harper. Now there's a rebranding!

Love that saying: if it sticks, it sticks; if it doesn't, grab a mop and clean it up.

@ness, what can I say? I'm PW's Man of No Integrity. I wish the Twitch failure didn't crash and burn like it did. Maybe I'll get it figure out. Probably not though.

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Suck it, PW!

Brock... Is... Wrestling!!!

🤯 yep Wed/Thur is my weekend (normally) but I have Friday off to witness sandylea in pain as she is get another shoulder blade tattoo as the studio has just re-opened.
(She made the appointment months ago)

Back to back 21 minute episodes. Interesting. Has IWA Mid South Chris Hero taken over Ness' body?

I don't really listen to much local radio nowadays but a lot of the local DJ's from back in the day were wrestling fans. Particularly in the late 90s-early 2000s.

Wow. I forgot all about Foley's commentary stint.

"Should have made a U Turn, pal" :lol:

I didn't expect Taker to fall out of the Top 10. He only fell 9 spots. But that's a lot given the general lack of movement among the Top 12. Nor did I expect to be the high vote for him at 'only' #4. 

Yeah, Savage just missing the Top 10 is vintage Macho Man.

Confession Time: I need to catch up on 🤯's Brock posting.

Pretty sure PI sees Brock in his meatloaf.

I'm curious about Australian cereal. I have this idea that cereal which is round in America would be square in Australia.

The key to hosting countdowns is to submit the first (or at least second) list. That way you won't be manipulated by other entries. 

I'm still annoyed about getting shafted in one of my first fanfic drafts. To this day I'm convinced The Establishment united against me because I was a relative noob.

I fully endorse PW posters resorting to bribery.