PW NEWS EPISODE 39

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Happy birthday thereallt?

KILGORE APPRECIATION: History of Wrestling is basically all Kilgore today. He had two zingers to report. First posting that Sid gif, which cements him as the GOAT. And then of course commenting on how awful Cena is. I love it. His avatar never changes either, unlike System who has decided not to use a new one but instead flip it around. Just because your toilets flush in the opposite direction does not mean your forum icon should!

bodyslam MAKE YOUR PICK!

SYSTEM IS HOMELESS LMAO: So it looks like everyone is in the market these days. 🤯 and Wife will be upgrading because +1? iron maiden has bought a house for her and the Mom. And seems System's landlord sold his house so he's gonna have to shack up with one of the 30 Australian posters unless his rental application was approved. That or he's just gonna sleep on the karaoke machines at work. Oh yeah and Baker is cheating in our match. How am I losing when a snake's jaw is essentially a miniature bear trap? Gimme a break and submit a Cereal list!

THE TRIAL OF THE ALBANIAN MUSLIM TRUMP SUPPORTER: In Sports we saw the first sports documentary entry on Allen Inverson. Dunno much about the guy, but I've heard his name before. In the Decade one we saw a favorite in The Departed. Not bad for top 5, right? Well... SOME PEOPLE. And this is when someone forgot to include The Dark Knight. Lots of discussion to be had, so when you think about it stuff like this happening is important for the board. 3 spots left, what could they be? TDK obviously? The other LOTR? And probably Juno. Get your director list in.

bodyslam FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

SYSTEM IS HOMELESS LMAO

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I’m voting for Baker

System flipping around his avatar was a great troll.

I should hate the 20+ minute news segments. But I don't! Inject that PW News straight into my veins.

Lony is the PW Happy Birthday King. But I think I put him off by once replying to him in Seinfeld- "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing." Sorry, Lony. You're a good lad.

You guys and your Sid. I don't get it.

Favorite Wrestler countdown will be updated tonight with a minor twist.

Doubt Ness uses "basically" more than I do. 

Not sure I'll ever get back to writing fanfic. Sorry 🤯

If our Animal Warfare match is unfair, that's on you. You picked before me! Make better picks!

You kids and your Pokemon. Wtf is a Pokeball??

You're losing. Deal with it. What is this nonsense about putting my animals behind glass? And why you complaining about my Harpy Eagle attacking from the air? It's not my fault your stupid pitbull doesn't have wings. Evolve or die.

Congrats to iron maiden on her house purchase. And good luck to System on his housing endeavors.

Trivia was fun. I wasn't expecting it to be PW related.

Does anybody here edit Wikipedia pages? I haven't. But I've always wanted to write an entry for a fictional thing like the Bob Boones or A Fairy Tale.

Yeah, what's the deal with the 30 for 30 name? Terrible. I never got it either. UT Shootist Any thoughts?

I did submit a list of 10 sports documentaries. But it wasn't a topic I had much interest in and my list is probably crap after the Top 2 or 3. 

Good grief. How am I already picking again in the fanfic draft?

Whoops. My mind wandered from PW News for a few minutes there. I'll blame the 21 minute runtime after all. And also the fanfic draft going too quickly.

Baker

It’s called 30 for 30 because it was ESPNs 30th anniversary when they came out and it was 30 ‘films’ to commemorate different sports stories in ESPNs first thirty years.

I’m just going to say this;

If Gladiator isn’t on this fucking list, I am going to lose it far worse then Departed getting 4th.

Jun 19, 2020 2:15:04 GMT KING KID said:

I’m just going to say this;

If Gladiator isn’t on this fucking list, I am going to lose it far worse then Departed getting 4th.

What would you rather see make the list, Gladiator or Notebook?

Gladiator.

L&Ping!

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What didn't I like!?!?

Ohhh... Yeah. The run time. Lucky for you, I think I'm constipated this morning. So we got time to work with today, brudda!!!

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I never care about my birthday. People who care about their birthdays are the WORST. Unrelated, happy belated birthday to thereallt!

System's AV update is a great troll job! It's also a great update. Marilyn facing inward toward your post makes so much more visual sense.

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Yesss! Love Kilgore getting a special highlight feature in PW News.

Also love @ness being a SID fan too. Still stunned Baker-man doesn't love Sid too, especially considering how much he hated 1996 HBK.

Even as much as I can respect Cena, Kilgore's assessment (as always, with most wrestlers) feels so spot-on accurate.

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Drafts are to other projects like dog shows are to 1990s RAWs.

@ness, you're up in the draft now... PICK!

And you can't go oh-woe-is-me when you've drafted the Great White & Black Mamba! Pokémon battle... to the death!!! Man, you should've included the visual of a Stone Cold Pit Bull in your write up. When the glass shatters, it's Harpy Eagle's ass! Regardless of the result, I'm pleased with @ness's surprise passion. I keep changing my vote, hoping for a tie. That's the ultimate result I want to see.

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Pretty sure there are no laws in the Outback. They're all outlaws after all.

Hope System figures something out. I do like the idea of all of PW's Aussies shacking up together for our own version of Big Brother.

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The coronatics threads make my mind mush too.

That said, I do like c advertising other corners of the internet. It feels like a safe-ish glimpse into the dark web.

The PW Trivia Night was dope. Wish it had been a thing earlier on in the quarantine. Hope it becomes a weekly regular fixture to go along with PW News.

And, no... There should absolutely be a Wikipedia page about PW. Basically basically. Wikis seem like knockoffs. Needs to be a Wikipedia page proper. I volunteer zero of my time to help get anything set up.

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Sports doc countdown is one I thought wouldn't interest me at all, but then UT's banner for it instantly filled me with regret when I realized I could've given Pumping Iron and Bigger, Faster, Stronger some love.

The NFL draft update every episode could/should just be the same: "In sports news, the NFL draft is STILL ongoing..."

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My theory on Departed being #4 is maybe there's a little Departed burnout going on, and/or also people just assumed it would rank #1 (and it's been discussed to death) so some excluded it from their lists... Like how KING KID excluded Step Brothers and Dark Knight.

I'm pulling for a time-traveling Table 19 to round out the Top 3.

I can see the directors countdown triggering some broader conversations, as potentially way more movies can be discussed. Basically.

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Speaking of rad, can we all praise how well the dude writes? Between his fan fic storytime and his recent love letter to Australia, I'm loving every string of words the dude puts together.

R.I.P. Lony

Can't believe OCD @ness has already lost track of the episode count! Then again, he did just prove with his 10 vs. 15 admission that maths aren't his strong suit.

And sounds like we're rambling toward an end, so...

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Suck it, PW!