PW NEWS EPISODE 41

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SPEAK UP: Readers will miss out on a partial Jericho theme karaoke, but there's still celebration for episode 40 reaching 2 pages in discussion. And if you don't care, maybe care about the #SpeakingOut thread losing some momentum but uhhh reddit got a C&D from McDevitt for posting #FAKENEWZ and went full-retard in the meantime. I dunno, but this seems to be the norm in entertainment from now on. Casting couches simply never went away, they just got rebranded as wrestling academies. Also I went over my FF Draft strats.

GOOFY IS A LANDWHALE: OT (off topic for the n00bs) went crazy today with lots of content. Some brief wrestling talk pushed PW News to a 2nd page and 🤯 even had to make 2 updates on his pooping reply. Good thing he doesn't have diapers in the car or there'd be a mess. sandylea beats KING KID more or less, but there could be some favoritism involved. I'm giving those interested until Wednesday before we start the Cereal Countdown. And yeah, talk about Goofy and the sexual orientation of Paw Patrol characters. Chase is totally into cuck porn.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL?: Sports update for Documentaries gives us "Fab 5", not gonna lie to you guys... zero clue what this about so my docu knowledge has hit a snag. Guess my streak is less Asuka/Taker and more generic hoss during the early brand split days. But... but... BUT we saw a huge shakeup in the Decade countdown with #2 being Gladiator. The fuck? This shakes things up way outta control. TDK and LOTR can't both be in this. One got shut out, but how? Tune into #1 because this. is. serious. But not dead.

Boomshakalaka... best opening score in movie history? Yes, I love Dumb and Dumber. You're drunk if you think it ain't getting serious pointage in top 100. I'm done.

Where's that archive thread!? :@ :@ :@

Jun 21, 2020 2:25:25 GMT 🤯 said:

Where's that archive thread!? :@ :@ :@

Yeah! And are the first recordings gonna expire soon? You said 30 days on vocaroo right?

Love the intro!! What inspired it??

Diggin' the new gif.

Also, this is the emoji that cues up on my phone for gif: 📦

PW News should take credit for EVERYTHING.

PW News: Where Nothing is News, So Discuss Anything and Everything!

What is this now... a Seinfeld standup bit? Milkshakes? Why you hatin'?

Taking back your Saturdays, @ness. Love it. Fight the power! #SpeakOut

Is reddit censorship heavy? Is there a single entity on the planet that DOESN'T fear McDevitt? Also... @ness, businesses aren't evil. Just ask iNCY.

"I appreciate the effort, @ness, but fuck you." LOL - I'm hoping it's you and me in the finals: A-Holes vs. Dicks! Also, no mention of PB turning Andrade into the lost third Mexican Coen Brother makes me sad.

Shit, speaking of dicks, where are mine!?

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Holy shit, I never thought about where CM Punk'd was from. I just assumed USA.

LACTAID, BABAY!!~

Wife is allowed to submit a cereal list? WHOA!

What is Australian cereal? Koala nuggets? Roo flakes?

Shiiit!!! I just realized I forgot Kix! Too lazy to resubmit though.

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sandylea smashed KING KID harder than System smashes sandylea.

KING KID, feel free to #SpeakOut about it.

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c's spam thread is a double-down effort to ensue c induces my ultimate panic attack.

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Why didn't PW News bother to investigate and get to the bottom of the cow vs. dog controversy? I mean, we all KNOW the answer is dog — but I expect thorough journalism!

Australian list-off sounds short to me. But I'd agree 50% sounds right.

System made a post mapping Australia? Oh holy shit, I get exactly what you're saying. Australia DOES look like the monopoly dog's head.

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Fab 5 are the more flamboyant version of the Fantastic Four. Debuting in the MCU sometime in 2022.

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While Gladiator is good to great, I never would've thought PW loved it more than Training Day and Departed. So I'm stunned by its #2 placement on those grounds alone. Sooo hoping for the mindfuck of Dark Knight missing the list. CHAOS!!!

This is the emoji that cues up on my phone for chaos:
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Also, I feel bad for forgetting Russell Crowe when listing great Australian exports. @ness, check out Nice Guys. Also, for Joaquin, check out Her. I think Her would be a great companion piece for your Silicone Sally.

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Watch a video game?

What is System shitting on?!?! sandylea!? Sounds like she'll need a grooming afterward!

100% true, you CAN'T be cool as a wrestling fan.

@ness, why did Crash & Spyro & Conker & Ratchet/Clank never crash your Super Smash fed?!

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And... Sucking it like I was Joey Ryan's ideal dream teen pet.

And this is the emoji that strangely cues up for that:

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Russell Crowe is a New Zealander, they can keep him but we'd gladly take Tim and Neil Finn.

Jun 21, 2020 11:29:10 GMT iNCY said:

Russell Crowe is a New Zealander, they can keep him but we'd gladly take Tim and Neil Finn.

Is there a real difference between New Zealand and Australia though?

- I like milkshakes despite the effect they have on me.
There’s no such thing as too thicc, Nia Jax can belly to belly suplex me through the drive-thru window any day.

- all matches were auto generated except Ness VS Baker

- Did any of you Insensitive cishet males ask Goofy what Goofy identifies as?

- Lord of the Rings puts me to sleep, I don’t even dislike the films I just can’t stay awake through them at home.

- Crash 4 would be awesome however a new DKC with King K Rool would be amazing.

Jun 21, 2020 12:39:53 GMT System said:

- I like milkshakes despite the effect they have on me.
There’s no such thing as too thicc, Nia Jax can belly to belly suplex me through the drive-thru window any day.[.

There is something deeply wrong with you 🤦🏻‍♀️

TBF, she’s not like most girls.

Which is something most girls say, so PW News can confirm that Nia Jax is basic.

Jun 21, 2020 12:16:13 GMT 🤯 said:

Jun 21, 2020 11:29:10 GMT iNCY said:

Russell Crowe is a New Zealander, they can keep him but we'd gladly take Tim and Neil Finn.

Is there a real difference between New Zealand and Australia though?

That's such an American thing to say :lol:

Jun 21, 2020 2:25:25 GMT 🤯 said:

Where's that archive thread!? :@ :@ :@

I'm actually downloading the actual episodes as we speak. I'm considering putting them up on Youtube on the off-chance that they're deleted off Vocaroo due to inactivity. I assume this is a preservation type deal? Perhaps once that's in order I'll make us an archive thread that I'll edit periodically.

Jun 21, 2020 14:25:23 GMT Emperor said:

Jun 21, 2020 12:16:13 GMT 🤯 said:

Is there a real difference between New Zealand and Australia though?

That's such an American thing to say :lol:

Guilty as charged.