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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2020 23:43:43 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 44 (21:59)
CAN I TOUCH IT?: I shared a story about preventing sexual assault myself (though I'm not sure if it translated well) and to my shock it actually happened to one of our own. More and more allegations coming forward and basically everyone is doo doo butter in humanoid form. Seems there's no middle ground, you're either an asexual marionette or a degenerate creep. Given the number I wonder if there's just more and more not coming forward due to the power of those in wrestling. Just insanity. Really hope the Saraya rumor isn't true. Tiger Mask gets inherited, not Moolah!
WELCOME TA EARF: July 4th seems to be the cut-off for Favorite Wrestler as Baker claims he'll wrap everything up by then. And we're getting close because #8 is The............ ROCK. Not bad for a guy who hasn't been active since 2003, but then again he does release 30 movies a year so there's never a time without him. Sadly we'll never get Rock/Brock II, which is kind of a shame because these days they're probably the same damn size. Maybe Brock will appear in a Hobbs and Shaw sequel. Roided Meathead named Gary?
BALANCED BREAKFAST UPDATE: After recording the show I received TWO more cereal lists. So looks like there's no stopping us from starting it tomorrow. Truthfully I've been crashing after work and with my schedule I hope I can get it up, even if it means sacrificing submitting my own take. Plan on having some breakfast talk going forward. Ya know, if you care. Doesn't seem like anyone cares about the Animal Warfare stuff anymore with the current match not getting much love. Needs more Ness explanations I think.
And other stuff like countdowns and brief talk about Pi's Pee Stream. But gotta give you an incentive to listen. Can't give you a direct transcript like Lionheart wanted because who's gonna listen to that awkward air if I reveal the answers ahead of time?
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 24, 2020 0:01:15 GMT
Shit, this reminds me, I haven't listened to System's awesome video for the latest Animal Warfare matchup yet and hence haven't posted my own breakdown and vote. Thanks written form of PW News!
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Post by sandylea on Jun 24, 2020 6:14:55 GMT
I love Batman Forever, I even loved Batman and Robin, though maybe I’m a little bias because Chris O’Donnel was my first ever celebrity crush. I didn’t think he looked like an old Robin  Val Kilmer was a great Bruce Wayne, but not so much Batman. Though it was a tough act to follow after Michael Keaton
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 24, 2020 13:55:13 GMT
L&Ping! ===== I haven't had a Big Mac in a million years. Can't recall if I ever had middle bun issues. ===== I think the human race in general is terrible, but pro wrestling definitely attracts the worst of the worst. How could it not, considering the lifestyle? @ness about to come clean?!?! Loving a little impromptu Storytime w/ Ness on PW News. But a little nervous about where this tale is headed... Wait. You just keep Silicone Sally OUT in your place? Not stored away somewhere like in a closet or at least your bed!? I don't know if it's stones as much as stupidity. Ignorant audacity. Glad to hear you would have stood up on behalf of Silicone Sally, @ness! Such a proper gentleman. ===== To @admin's point on Rock... Appreciation has grown because of his Hollywood work and physique. Who cares about ring work? Rock's bad matches are more often than not a consequence of his opponent, not him. Also, Rock is so far from shit when it comes to ring work anyway. I'd take Rock ten times outta ten over Cena for instance. And def over Dean Ambrose. Where was I? What's @ness talking about? I lost track. Ahhh... King of Triple Threats! Man, that Vengeance 2002 one. Sooo gooood. Also, I predict Brock ranks again... Taking #1. Otherwise I don't think ALL my votes were counted. (-_-) Also also, Jericho and Punk ranking this high is sooo off-putting. PW has mostly terrible taste. Also also also, Baker deserves a vacay. ===== Can't wait to start grabbing double dicks soon! ===== I forced Wife to slap together a cereal list. No consent. Speak out! I suspect the Animal Warfare is rolling out to slow. I think all the first round battles should've gone up together. Then a week for the next round to prep. Or... Maybe the animals (or posters?) just aren't dime-drawers? Or... Maybe it's all just because PW News keeps bumping all other OT threads to the back pages! Where's the archive!? I demand the subforum!!! ===== Re: Sports When it's a countdown I don't care about, I'll always think of this video starting at the 22-second mark— By the way, that entire video is 1000% better than anything John Hughes has ever directed. ===== Does anyone else hate posters who do the ol' If I'd Submitted a List thing!? Like, why didn't you?! It's not THAT hard to do. C'mon, people! Batman Forever was one of the first movies I remember going to see in theaters. It and Toy Story. Only prior movies might've been Lion King and Free Willy. Was Chris O'Donnell 40 in BF!?!? No way! He was def no older than JGL in Dark Knight Returns. ===== I was trying to pee stream Shadow of Colossi for Dr. Emperor... But I'm technology challenged, CLEARLY. I haven't sorted out the logistics of streaming from the toilet, but nothing beats bathroom acoustics. And I can't confirm or deny if Wife hates @ness. She used to love @ness. Does she still!? These are the mysteries PW News needs to investigate. ===== Speak out, PW!
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Post by Emperor on Jun 24, 2020 16:58:48 GMT
Clearly @ness needs an exclusive interview with Wife to unravel these mysteries. A video interview. I also demand the PW News subforum. Off Topic Mod RT ? Admin @hr ? 🤯 really loves shittin' on Dean Ambrose. Any chance you get. I never did send you those three Moxley matches...
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 24, 2020 18:11:53 GMT
Clearly @ness needs an exclusive interview with Wife to unravel these mysteries. A video interview. I also demand the PW News subforum. Off Topic Mod RT ? Admin @hr ? 🤯 really loves shittin' on Dean Ambrose. Any chance you get. I never did send you those three Moxley matches...Correct. It's YOUR fault my hate persists. Waiting on those links...
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Post by RT on Jun 24, 2020 18:23:03 GMT
Clearly @ness needs an exclusive interview with Wife to unravel these mysteries. A video interview. I also demand the PW News subforum. Off Topic Mod RT ? Admin @hr ? 🤯 really loves shittin' on Dean Ambrose. Any chance you get. I never did send you those three Moxley matches... I support it. I can’t make sub forums though. That’s an @admin job.
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Post by Emperor on Jun 24, 2020 18:25:21 GMT
Oh fuck I fell into the @hr trap. @admin, get over here!
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 24, 2020 23:44:31 GMT
I love when Dr. Emperor does his Scorpion impression.
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Post by Baker on Jun 25, 2020 2:00:09 GMT
Also also also, Baker deserves a vacay. Fear not. One is coming. But I'm gonna get all my shit in first so I can go out in a blaze of glory. You can blame me a teeny tiny bit for Jericho's high placement :$ Yes, that's right. I had Y2J on my list. He had his moments! It's just that I find the idea of Jericho being any kind of GOAT contender laughable. lol I am occasionally one of those "If I had submitted a list..." assholes. Sorry, 🤯
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Post by iron maiden on Jun 25, 2020 2:43:52 GMT
Also also also, Baker deserves a vacay. Fear not. One is coming. But I'm gonna get all my shit in first so I can go out in a blaze of glory. You can blame me a teeny tiny bit for Jericho's high placement :$ Yes, that's right. I had Y2J on my list. He had his moments! It's just that I find the idea of Jericho being any kind of GOAT contender laughable. lol I am occasionally one of those "If I had submitted a list..." assholes. Sorry, 🤯 You can 100% blame me. Fairly certain Jericho is in my top 5. Suck it!
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Val Kilmer was a great Bruce Wayne, but not so much Batman. Though it was a tough act to follow after Michael Keaton
