PW NEWS EPISODE 48

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NEW JAPAN'S MONTHLY TOURNAMENT: Not much to discuss wrestling wise as the corona-chan/speaking out stuff has been talked about to death. But BUT! it seems New Japan is getting back to normal stuff with the New Japan Cup. Not only that, but if I read the thread correctly it would seem the semi and finals will be for free on their version of the network? Shame we'll never get a Netflix for wrestling as that would be worth all the dimes. But yeah discuss it in there if you want. Where you be Mistress?

A VOICE FOR THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS: Well, he's here. CM Punk is #6, which is a slight drop from his last appearance. Not much though even if a lot of people grew tired of him on his "being a quieter" tour after walking out. Despite the ugh reaction to him possibly being #1 a lot of positive posts on the guy so far. Can't deny he connected with a lot of people in his career, even if it was a case of someone representing the down-trodden. Yet it was someone in the top 5 who would really make a movement out of it. What's your favorite Punk match? That 5-minute HIAC squash with Taker? LMAO. Also somehow bodyslam didn't draft Becky Lynch deep into the draft. Can't say I blames him. Wouldn't want someone who thinks being with Seth Rollins is a good idea to represent my company. Guess Dunn was right...

DID YOU SAY MORE CEREAL TALK?: Because I'm all about giving people what they want. Another 5 reveal and we got some... questionable foreign choices. I'm pretty sure none of my Uncles are named Toby, but I don't see them that often. Can't say any of the choices this go have ever been in the Ness household. Then again the closest I've been to Australia is Outback Steakhouse, which I assume is as authentic as a fortune cookie? Also the usual Off-Topic stuff: Animal Warfare heads towards round 2, Corona-chan never-ending madness chatter AND Slice of Pi to debut a new episode soon.

BOOBIE STREAMING COUNTDOWNS: Sports Countdowns will be coming to an end soon, so get your top 15 rivalries lists in to go all out with a bang in that section. Half-way through directors and you'll likely want to get your Buddy Cop list made. And maybe squeeze your top 100 in there too. Don't be the "I woulda submitted but" guy. Nobody wants to hear it boy! Also System was streaming earlier. He may or may not be a sex offender suing Twitch. I didn't see it live to confirm or deny.

Suck it PW.

Busy day. Had to listen in three separate spurts.

I don't blame pduh for getting confused in the fanfic draft. Hearing Ness try to explain it gave me a headache.

My favorite Punk match was a cage match in ROH against Jimmy Rave. Great stuff!

I am definitely a Punk hater. But I'm also fair. So I'll call it straight down the middle when his time comes.

I had planned on covering Punk tonight and then posting #5, but real life got in the way and now I'm not in the mood.

I definitely did a WTF when I saw all those Uncle Toby cereals pop in the cereal countdown. Never heard of it before. "Is that some kind of weird foreign cereal?" And then it was! So yay for me.

WWE's local advertising isn't what it used to be. Or maybe it just seems that way because I'm so out of the loop?

What really got me wasn't WWE, but indie promotions who thought people would just know about their show through....magic? IWA Mid South was notorious for their lack of advertising. Hence drawing like 30 people for many of their shows even when they were one of the "cool" indies. My main local indie, MCW, was actually good at local advertising. Hence drawing solid crowds well into the hundreds for most shows despite never being a "cool" indie.

I was a huge CM Punk mark dating back to his ROH days, back when he had better things to do than make accusations against AJ Styles for no reason.

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pduh got that Joe Rogan/Spotify FU money he doesn’t care about the rules.

I stopped caring about Becky Lynch’s push after the horrible Mania finish with Ronda.
Should have made her tap.

I submitted a list but I’m not a huge cereal eater, If I had to get up early in the morning that would change.

Fully expecting pms full of tongue twisters next round now 🤦🏻‍♀️.

It’s 2020, no one reads the article anymore.

I was wearing my Nia Jax “irresistible Force” shirt

Owen death references! @ness and I are warped-minded soulmates. Except that avatar change... FUCK THAT. Now I appreciate the grief my changes have caused. I can't tolerate browsing PW without seeing AOC's face on the regular. So if our PW News anchorman has abandoned the throne, I guess I know my new gimmick.

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NJPW gonna be feeling WWE/AEW-style COVID-19 pains in T-minus two weeks. Bank on it!

@ness, PW News needs to make a PSA about the insane number of commercial breaks DailyMotion imposes on videos and the TERRIBLE timing they have for when they interrupt matches.

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Has there ever been a more Indyrific name than "CM Punk"?

Lawler AND Bret both draw. That's why they feuded! Fighting over crayons.

WWE is awful. Not at all the same thing as WWF.

Man... Prime Time Players, such a good tag team name for such a terrible tag team.

Remembering the subjectivity of favorites is always a challenge, especially when something happens like CM Punk way outranking Brock. Or anyone outranking Brock.

Jiu Jitsu Jack Off. Now THERE'S a pro wrestling nickname!

My prediction for final 5:
5. Eddie
4. Y2J
3. DB
2. Bret
1. Austin

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This feels like the fastest fan fic draft ever, even including rad going MIA in the first round and pduh fucking up with 3 vs. 4 picks once shit got confusing.

Also, everyone is OVER Becky. That's what happens when you voluntarily let Seth Rollins lil pee pee into your vadge hole and don't #SpeakOut about it. I know as a pretend promoter, I wouldn't want to book anyone who I can't make a pass at too... So if you're spoken for, fuck off.

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Speaking of the lunch bag variety chips, Wife also bought a box of those. So we've got cereal and chips variety out the wazoo right now. And to be honest, I'm LOVING the variety even if it costs a premium. Fuck the poors!

I KNEW System & sandylea were the one true power couple of PW!

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Shit, I pulled a Baker-man and zoned out as if I was driving. Maybe it was all the talk of Australian oatmeal.

Let's focus... And even rewind maybe!

Sounds like @ness is just living a wannabe Australian life thinking pduh and I were gonna be recording Slice of PI 2 in the morning. Silly goose. I'll NEVER grow a set.

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America is def fucked. Sink, baby, sink!

Who's the Time Life Person of the Year? Corona Chawn?

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Animal Warfare is still a thing? I'm as bored and over AW as Americans are bored and over Covid-19.

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Yaaayyy... Sports!

Although, I did submit a rivalries list.

PITTSBURGH, BABAY!!~

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What's the difference between shitty and boring? Still waiting for Big Pete to edumacate me.

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Does anyone ever actually click into the links c posts? I'm always too scared.

Oh, wait... Dr. Emperor posted this one. But by way of Lionheart. So still can't be trusted!

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PW News episodes are evergreen. You can listen to any episode in any order, and it's always relevant.

Suck it, PW!

Animal Warfare is still a thing? I'm as bored and over AW as Americans are bored and over Covid-19.

Jun 28, 2020 14:12:40 GMT System said:

Animal Warfare is still a thing? I'm as bored and over AW as Americans are bored and over Covid-19.

I wonder if pduh hates that Tommy too?

Jun 28, 2020 14:14:49 GMT 🤯 said:

Jun 28, 2020 14:12:40 GMT System said:

I wonder if pduh hates that Tommy too?

Hate the soap opera shows 😂 as for him didn’t watch that many of his movies so yeah 😂

Oh hi Mark.

I’M A LYON I NEVER HITU