PW NEWS EPISODE 55

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SUNGLASSES AND SPARKLERS: To the surprise of no one, Bret "Hitman" Hart is PW's Favorite Wrestler for the second time in a row. Do you have any idea how long it took me to realize "sharpshooter" was a hitman thing? I just thought that what the move's technical term was all through my teen years. I didn't watch him growing up, but I can see why people love the guy. He had some great matches, 97 was just all-around greatness and despite the mess of a WWF Title scene it may be my favorite time in WWF. Is it the Submission match or do you have another favorite Bret match? What was your dream match? Angle? DB? Someone awful like Gargano?

FUCKING BACK TO WALES: Fan Fic's draft will have matches up tomorrow for voting, so don't waste time and get those cards in. I got mine in, so please vote for me. Also looks like one of those random WP appearances with a fed, but don't grow too attached to it if you know what's best for ya. I do love me some early 90s WWF though. More Cereal talk too. Who doesn't know the Lucky Charms 1-mallow per spoon rule? Does that work the same for Raisin Bran?

STOP LURKING AND START DRINKING: Looks like no countdowns updates today. Holiday related? Gives you all the more time to work on those 100/Road Trip lists. Does Fury Road count as a road trip? I assume the premise is a foreign destination that you get to in a car for at least 1/3 of the movie. Vacation obviously. I mean we know what my #1 is gonna be. So PW touch blue make it true.

That's all I got. Subscribe to Emperor 's Onlyfans so we can finally get an updated TABLE on the main page.

American here. But one with nothing to do and nowhere to go this 4th of July evening due to Corona cancellations. Saw my mom this afternoon. We went to Lowe's. Then did some grilling. This is about the time I usually make the 10 minute walk to the local fireworks celebration.

Ness dropping some much-needed brutal honesty on the "wrestlers who came up through Chikara" nonsense.

I have seen one Johnny Gargano match in my life. Gotta say all the hate from @ness and others (PI?) makes me want to watch a 2nd Gargano match more than all those Meltzer-approved ***** matches ever did.

I too took forever to realize The Sharpshooter was a "Hitman" thing. My dumbass didn't figure it out until well after the Montreal Screwjob. Probably not until some time in the 2000s.

My favorite Bret match is the Canadian Stampede 10 Man Tag. If we're just counting singles, matches it's vs. Austin at Wrestlemania 13.

I'm not surprised Bret won but I was surprised by how big of a blowout it was.

Yep. It was Benoit in the Sharpshooter during the Malcolm intro.

I have to write my fanfic card after the News. I'm tempted to tank it just so I can take my break.

Welcome back WP . How does Ness remember his fanfic splits from 100 years ago?

You can never go wrong with classic WWF.

A few hours ago I found out I've been in contact with a person who tested positive for COVID. So now I have to get tested tomorrow. Yay.

Cereal countdown is better this time around because I participated. #Fact

The Trix Rabbit was always the babyface in the commercials. Those kids were massive jerks.

Ness isn't wrong about everybody magically knowing secrets to NES games back in the day. Strategy guides did exist though. Entire books were devoted to this stuff. I had a few myself. Then there was Nintendo Power.

I have no idea what company puts out my favorite cereals. Guessing it's Kellogg's or General Mills though. 

Ness nails it again. I am indeed waiting until all PW projects I'm involved in have wrapped up.

System is a clever chap if that is his plan.

I'm a follower of Kurt Angle and his 3 I's so of course I have integrity.

Two episodes in one day!?!? Now that's FREEEEDOOOM!!!

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Why are we talking about Chikara in the Evolve thread? Why are we talking about Chikara at all!? #SpeakOut and help CANCEL Chikara.

The only person I'm aware of who "came up through" Chikara is D-Lo Brown. You better recognize!

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Bret Hart repeating as #1 feels so right. Can you even start to imagine how amazing a Bret vs. Brock match would've been!? Take the best Bret vs. Taker match, add the best Bret vs. Diesel match, add a dash of Bret vs. Owen, and multiply by a million.

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Good. Glad you got your card in! Now let's ensure that tie and also that Wild Card #1 & #2 go ALL... THE... WAY!

But not as glad as I am to see WP make his latest comeback. Where's PB when you need him to ensure the success of a WP project!?

PREH-MYZE. Never change that old timey transatlantic newscaster accent, @ness.

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3-3-2-2 is too weird. I say do 5 to get us to the Top 5. Then 2 to get us to Top 3. Then 1 a day to give 1, 2 & 3 the respect they deserve. Although fuck them all. Life (including Cinnamon Life) and Fruity Pebbles are the only cereals that deserve respect.

Trix is good too. I have been on a Trix & Dr. Pepper kick lately (read: today). Dr. Pepper makes Trix fizz and dissolve instead of go soggy! Anyway... Trix is still fruit shaped pieces as far as I'm aware based on what I poured into my bowl earlier today.

The only rule of thumb regarding Raisin Bran is one bowl per three watery turds desired.

Best thing about mobile skin is it auto resizing pics so that everything looks uniform and beautiful.

Frosted Flakes are gooooooood.

My money is on General Mills pulling an upset. Unless GM doesn't make Australian cereal.

Honey Bunches of Oats' mascot is the honey bunches themselves... Not Octavia Spencer.

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"However comma." Fully intend to start using this line in work conversations.

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Animal Warfare is as dead as iron maiden's moose's carcass.

Thank God rad's PW Wrestling is as alive as my honey badger.

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Fuuuck, Wife woke up from her nap.

To be continued.

TYRANNY ON THE FOURTH!!!

I gave everyone until Smackdown aired and that was deemed a tight deadline, Smackdown only aired yesterday now I’m taking too long. I can’t win 😂

pduh asked me if I was doing anything for July 4th and I explained we are still part of the commonwealth and his freedom loving ears weren’t having it.

I don't normally read fan fic, but PB's super tournament he started, where he asked everyone to guess half of the participants, is a fan fic project I am really interested in and would definitely read. But I fear it may be one of those never-got-off-the-ground projects @ness is alluding to.

Which I totally understand. I've certainly had my fair share of PW projects that never even got started. Still, it's the one fan fic I would read.

Jul 5, 2020 9:51:43 GMT Emperor said:

I don't normally read fan fic, but PB's super tournament he started, where he asked everyone to guess half of the participants, is a fan fic project I am really interested in and would definitely read. But I fear it may be one of those never-got-off-the-ground projects @ness is alluding to.

Which I totally understand. I've certainly had my fair share of PW projects that never even got started. Still, it's the one fan fic I would read.

I’d been working away at it, but spoiler alert, David Starr was going all the way to the finals in a big storyline. Now he’s a total creep I have to think again.