PW NEWS EPISODE 56

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WRESTLING IS CANCELLED: Not much to discuss across the board "up north" but the FF Draft is live and you can vote for the best written cards/stories. Too many to go over individually, but the creative juices are certainly flowing. Half the matches are glorified byes though because I don't think anyone is giving the wild cards a fair shake. Is that somehow racist? Guess I shouldn't bring attention to that since one of my matches clearly is. But yeah (PW News catch phrase?) head over there and tell us who should move on. If System doesn't the whole forum is going on a time out!

And NEEEEEEEEEEW: One of my favorite things about writing my old SSB fed was the crowning of a new champion and basically starting the next show off under a "new era" and that's what we have in the cereal countdown. Froot Loops defeated Cinnamon Toast Crunch in one of the bigger countdown upsets IMO. Fully expected them to retain their crown with how dominant their points were last time around, but PW has spoken. Will we ever see a third go with the cereals? Who knows. Some say without Life it isn't gonna happen. And who knows where we'll be at in a few years. But for now we have fresh stars unlike History of Wrestling!

NO FAITH IN UPPER MANAGEMENT: Is it time for PW to crown a new president? All this political/corona-chan talk is getting us nowhere. Trump? Biden? KANYE? How about in our universe? pduh has said he's running against them for President of the country. Ya know what, how about we focus on the FORUM. I put my hat in the ring of PW President. I challenge you to a debate! Gump Hater ain't got no business dealing with the issues though, so I expect him to make like Forrest and RUN!

Other stuff too. Countdowns are back after a day off.

🤯's moving dicks have made my day. :lol:

I was relying on PW News to give me the tl;dr for PW Wrestling. Please investigate and report back tomorrow!

Did you just call me the queen of PW? 👸

Jul 6, 2020 0:40:48 GMT @admin said:

🤯 's moving dicks have made my day.

This.
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Back to evening listening for me.

Yesterday felt like such a Sunday to me. I'm still a day off. 

Having trouble thinking of a firework movie. 

Speaking of fireworks, did you know George Plimpton was appointed Fireworks Commissioner of New York City??

I was losing to rad in the fanfic draft last time I looked. If that holds up I think it's finally time to take that PW vacation. Still have to do my Bret write up as well. And maybe D-Bry too, though I'm not really in the mood. Maybe I'll just do a rare quickie for DB.

The Wild Cards failed by not having any Wild Cards tag team. One should have had the Wild Cards of Eddie Kingston & Blackjack Marciano, while the other should have had the Royce Isaacs & Thom Latimer version of the Wild Cards.

Yeah, System had my favorite first round card. 305 Live is my jam.

Good point by Ness. 🤯 how you make dick scroll?

@ness getting annoyed by his match always falling to the bottom of a page. Can relate. It's always a bummer when my best stuff gets no sold.

ACTUALLY, tournaments are historically a poor draw #KnowItAllAsshole at least when it comes to mainstream wrestling. 

I still need to read and vote on a few of the fanfic enties. Not gonna lie. I got temporarily burned out.

lol I can't see the recent PW Favorite Wrestler Countdown ever being topped when it comes to the length of reveal. Almost 3 months, baby!

I feel you when it comes to running a countdown and the temptation to be influenced by other voters. That happened to me the one time when I procrastinated during a countdown a ran. Since then I always try voting early (first if possible) to avoid temptation.

Candy bar countdown? That could be fun. Wait....didn't we do that once upon a time? It seems vaguely familiar.

pduh has my support whether he runs for President or merely hosts the Presidential Debates on his Let's Talk Podcast.

I could never get into Matlock. But you better believe I am old enough have lived through The Matlock Era.

Yeah, the Montreal hockey team spells Canadiens that weird way. It threw me for a loop when I first saw it as well. 

SM needs to come back so baseball can get more recognition in UT 's countdowns.

Want a box of chocolates @ness,? Because you are going to need it after you lose OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Haven’t had Fruit Loops in years, might have to indulge like a party animal.

Early morning pooper here! G'day, mates!

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Firework movie? Has to be Joe Dirt by default, right?

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The lack of wrestling updates is an early preview to what life will be like during Baker-man's vacation.

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The fan fiction draft's first round is RICH with great content.

How does Silicone Sally feel watching two of her artificial cohorts get so wrecked by prejudice?

Of all first round cards my favorites were Baker's, System's, @ness's, and rad's.

To make a dick MOVE, ya just gotta MOVE it. Mine's moving right now.

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Mmm... Band Aid cereal.

Blood as the pour-over.

Rice Krispies ONLY made lists because of the treats. Which is BULLSHIT. Fruity Pebbles Treats would blow Rice Krispy Treats outta the water.

I reviewed the cereal countdown results in full with Wife last night. She was meh on Froot Loops winning. She also no-sold my outrage over the placements of Life & Fruity Pebbles.

Question about countdowns: should point values be based on an exponential scale instead of a linear scale? That way fewer #1 slots are worth more in total than a bigger handful of #2 slots.

Next food countdown: fast food restaurants

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I need to catch up on the latest test run videos in PW Wrestling. Next up after PW News!

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EVERYONE should run for President of the United States of America.

PW doesn't need a president. We're a dictatorship. All hail "The Admin" @hr.

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The Toronto Make-Believes! Did I mishear that, or was that the most low key epic jab?

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Here's a question: Why is the genre called Buddy Cop movies and not Cop Buddy movies?

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Marlo did come out of the blue a bit in The Wire. But he grew on me over time as a replacement villain for Stringer.

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Wife refuses to get started on her Top 100 too, @ness. You're not alone.

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VG&T being quiet too, eh? Nothing wrong with A Quiet Place.

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Fuck, so hating today is Monday. And it's back to work. Here's hoping Corona wrecks enough people here to scare us all back into our holes.

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Waiting fifteen minutes after sucking it implies I swallow.

Suck it and spit, PW!