PW NEWS EPISODE 59

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TIES ARE LIKE KISSING AARON: So apparently @aaron had a birthday today. Everybody go give him a kiss. In the FF Draft there's some ties to be had for sure. I thought I had a sure win over 🤯, but destiny had other plans. Now we're tied. I might lose. Here's the thing we got 14 votes, but some matches have 16. I voted in my match already, did my opponent? Is he part of the lingering 2? Why didn't they vote in our match yet?

FAPMASTER69: 69 TEE FUCKING HEE. Anyways Animal Warfare is back up for the next round. So far 2/3 are leaning one-way and the other is tied. The worst possible outcomes. But at least it's here. Also we got us an intro video to be had in PW Wrestling. Not everyone was included in it, which I guess means if you weren't you're gonna be a jobber/JTTS in this promotion. Tough luck assholes. Also evidently rad has like 15 subscribers to his fapmaster account. Could the 16 be them and him? The mystery keeps getting weirder.

Also countdown updates and slight talk about DKC in vidya. I'd discuss them in more detail, but some people start zoning out when we hit Pop Culture!

Happy birthday @aaron! 🎉

Been getting really odd vote counts in the NFL draft too. What kinda weirdo votes on one match but not the other?

Surprised rad only has 15 followers with a username like that. System's buddy EatDatPussy445 has 250k people interested in his copious masturbation updates.

Nice tight set today @ness. I didn't zone out once. Sounded like you did briefly at the Rivalry countdown update though!

Listened while walking again. Still digging the shorter run times. Let's see how much I remember....

Still loving Ness' "Johnny Gargano hater" gimmick. Forgot to post in the thread yesterday where everybody was talking about wrestlers they hate. I haven't really had one in modern times. I've mellowed out in my old age. Plus I don't watch much modern wrestling. The closest candidates from the last decade would be Nakamura, Cheeseburger (who I eventually grew to tolerate), and RD Evans.

I too have always wondered why some polled matchups get more votes than others. I get the occasional discrepancy. Sometimes a match is close and I plan on coming back to it later, only I don't come back. But I don't understand why some matches have big gaps in the number of voters. Nor why it happens so often.

rad's ....err Fapmaster69's PW Wrestling is going to be a big thing for a while. I can feel it. Far from being a deterrent, discussion will only accelerate once the matches start happening.

I stayed out of it (for now) due to reasons Ness touched on- mainly not wanting to get involved in yet another PW project. I didn't even want to be in Animal Warfare! System tagged me and I figured I'd take one for the team by participating. And now I keep winning! So stick around I must.

Confession Time: I don't think I ever played WWF No Mercy. Or that one famous WCW game. My big 'latter day' (lol) wrestling games were *goes to check*

Warzone- First wrestling game with CAW
And 2 or 3 of the early 2000s Smackdown games. It's looking like Just Bring It, maybe Shut Your Mouth (can't remember for sure), and Here Comes The Pain.

Ness' story about his Duke loving teacher reminds me of the time my 8th grade Algebra teacher had the class do a belated mini-March Madness bracket starting during the Sweet 16. Loved it. Mr. Harrison was the man.

Happy birthday, @aaron.

Learning that Baker doesn't like RD Evans wounds me. RD/Peck is pinnacle Ness love. Goofy son of a bitch he is.

-- I've been trying to write this for the past 2 days but kept getting interrupted by housemates and laggy internet connection. The nerve of these things!
-- Damn sonnnn. What did Johnny REALLY do to you???
-- Happy very belated birthday @aaron!!! Shame what they've done to our boy Sonic over the years.
-- What ever happened to Easy? I always enjoyed his posts.
-- TIE-GATE, aka RT GIVES NO FUXXX!!!!
-- And now my internet is lagging again... Time to fill the void and entertain myself...
-- False alarm... Should have drafted "Big Dick" Nick Foles, too!!!
-- More Baker, more better. Will message you back here soon btw good sir!
-- Don't ignore it; EMBRACE IT. The Fapmaster Approves! Used to be my old band page, name change was recent. Thought about making "Radmaster" instead.
-- The hype train keeps rolling!
-- Warzone was hot garbage, minus those unintelligible but awesomely bad Ahmed Johnson promos. Also, I'm still convinced that the button combos were designed by a team of sociopaths.
-- No Mercy is a good game but overrated. HCTP is the GOAT for me personally.
-- No worries, Newsman @ness will just function as my interviewer until you do.
-- BELIEVE IT!
-- Damn... I prefer not to get shanked...
-- #BringBackKoopaAllStars
-- 15 minutes hits that e(ar)-spot just right.

And so it begins...

Time to clear the backlog!!!

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Rambling Preamble:
- Fucking love the DIY zinger. God have I missed PW News.
- Happy belated vaginal exit day, @aaron!
- We're all ageless now. Everyday is everyone's birthday.
- Half-assed rep is sooo Lony.

Fan Fiction:
- That tie should've carried us both into the second round in hindsight. But life decided to buttfuck me hard enough at the same time to get me to tap out.
- The 14 vs. 16 total voter differential is bullshit! I voted. I'm part of the 16. I voted in ours when I posted originally.

Off Topic:
- Is Animal Warfare done? Is System still alive? I forgot I was even in this. Baker's team lined up just right (or wrong) against mine. I stood zero chance.
- Baker-man's "retirement" is gonna be a Terry Funk one best case, or a Ric Flair one worst case.
- Man, I miss PW Wrestling. My heart goes out to rad and the technical difficulties he's having lately. We all bow down to fapmaster69!
- CIW? Ohhh... CAW. I have a theory now behind the PREH-MYZE pronunciation. But I'll save that for later.
- Not being able to edit real wrestlers' moves in No Mercy SUX. Largely the reason why I want to learn to code.
- @ness, please volunteer to have your likeness be used in PW Wrestling as a manager or referee.

Sports:
- Yaaayyy... Sports. I forgot rivalries were a thing. It's only been a couple weeks, but feel like it's years.

Pop Culture:
- Buddy cops!? How long ago did we do the Tarantino vs. Coens handicap Match?
- Speaking of Whatcha Gettin', can I give a huge shoutout to Foos. He's breathed life into that to make it a must-click. Love his random tagging strategy. Has me thinking "Lony who?"

VG&T:
- Good point about video game franchises being too pussy to introduce new villains. Never thought about that before.

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Suck it, PW!