PW NEWS EPISODE 60

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(12:44) - Shrinking like Baker 's PW presence

WILDCARD WARFARE: I think I've cracked the voting mystery. I have reason to believe the two extra votes we saw in certain Fan Fic polls belong to those wily wildcards! So all those that voted against them because you think you can fight automation by not using self-check out are wrong. They are real and have feelings. Expect the polls to close soonish. Anime Warfare on the other hand have actually closed. Started after us and finished before. No excuses fan fic! We have our triangle ladder match of animals ready. Who you backing? Fuck that giant squid.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT I AM TYPING: Pop Culture continues to give us the next countdown update with Rush Hour. If Rumble in the Bronx was Jackie Chan's Rumble victory, this was his Mania moment. Eye Em Oh. Pretty big deal, so I'm considering revisiting it as I want to take it in with adult eyes now. Also looks like 🤯 is reading comics or something. Did you get 2-day shipping?

I AM THE TABLE: More TABLE discussion and a look at the upcoming games in July. Despite Lony taking a step back from PW he has been posting a bit more lately. Even demanded Big Pete continue the monthly vidya series. An outsider making demands... didn't know we negotiated with terrorists. But it is what it is!

Happy diamond anniversary Nessy.

I too, am curious to know what Baker plans on using his PW time for in the future. Doesn't seem like the ideal time to pick up a new hobby given the current state of the world. Speaking of the reflex action to type our URL in - I don't have us bookmarked on my phone and randomly typed in forums.prowrestling.com in the other day.

I feel like theend has been making topics like this for two decades now, so unless he's on his fourth politics and sociology degree...

Wait, it's over already? I'd barely finished my coffee!

Full disclosure, I'm going to be MIA for a bit.

PI3 is coming to Pittsburgh tomorrow, and it'll likely be a weekend of moving in and home projects. Including troubleshooting a non-functioning central A/C system... In 100 degree heat... With a not very happy 8 months pregnant Wife.

If I survive, I'll catch up on the flip side and fill you all in then.

Just buy a $20 box fan and be done with it.

Listened while taking my walk again. This has to be the shortest episode yet, right?

Aww man. Looks like 🤯 is in for a rough couple days. PW News is about to get even shorter.

Wait....does "PI 3 is coming to Pittsburgh tomorrow" mean what I think it means??

Never mind. Isn't Our PI a 4th? In which case, PI 3 would be Our PI's daddy. I think I've got that right. Moving on....

Bummed out by the lack of singing. These milestones only come around once. Live it up while you can.

@ness is underselling the effects of wearing Steelers merchandise in the Baltimore area. Instant heel heat. Trust me. I did this for over a decade.

I get a kick out theend 's "shower thought" threads, as Big Pete once called them.

The Table is the most over thing on PW right now.

Stats indicate PW News is also a draw. Off Topic had 20 visitors when I wrote my News post last night. Today it had a very healthy 14 when I began this post.

Foos tagging randoms in his comic book threads was a stroke of genius.

"anime warfare" lol. Typo or intentional?

I can totally relate to "p-enter" on the phone. I probably check PW 100 times a day on my phone just to see what's going on. Then settle in at my laptop for a few hours every evening* where I will often have PW open in multiple tabs. And some people still question why I need a break! I'm a bah gawd PW addict.

*I'm not working on PW stuff that entire time, mind you. But PW is always open, even if some of the time is spent in the background.

The first few days away from PW will be difficult. Checking in on PW has become an instinctive thing. Patterns are hard to break. And I am routine-oriented to an unhealthy degree. But it has been done before and will be done again.

Ness hit on why I rarely participate in UT movie countdowns. Too many times I haven't watched the obvious choices in 20+ years and only have vague memories to go on.

I confirm Baker has the 🤯 hierarchy (pierarchy?) correct.

Tune in to tomorrow's PW News for the reveal of all three PI's shared shoot name.* (*Assuming @ness finds such a thing newsworthy.)

When I first saw PI3 I was still confused and thought the birth was happening. Then in my fantasy world as she's giving birth 🤯 is playing a LIVE feed of PW News in the background as she threatens divorce and demands MORE DRUGS.

Jul 10, 2020 1:24:58 GMT @ness said:

Just buy a $20 box fan and be done with it.

It's proper name is "Vagina" Ness  :@

T-minus 30 minutes to see if the capacitor I swapped out in the AC solved the issue.

T-minus 30 days until I can potentially eat gummies again. Stupid pre-employment drug screens. Who orders a 10 Panel!?!? What's wrong with a 5 Panel!? Or better yet, just TRUSTING that I'm not a meth head by looking at my teeth.

T-minus some other amount of time until PI3 arrives.

T-minus some other amount of time (hopefully longer than all of the above0 until PI5 arrives.

I need RT's 100mg gummy like Wife needs this alien outta her tummy.

WOOF!

Picked up the keys to our new home. We are homeowners now. 4 bedroom, 2 bathrooms. I'm very excited. And nervous

BACKLOG, BABAY!!~

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- Love you calling out how special the brackets are.

- No song!? Cocktease!

- No birthdays because everyday is all of our birthday.

- Consolidation of the TV party threads needs to go further. Consolidate all threads by promotion. Just like bodyslam did for TNA & Impact.

- Holy shit. Did the Wild Cards vote!? We're in the Matrix!

- RT is a wank pheasant. I would've been down to worker swap with you, @ness.

- Should I disappear completely? Give up the good fight? As much as PW is part of my daily browsing... Should I let her go?

- Animal Warfare is done? Oh, no. Ending in a triple threat. In 2021.

- theend threads definitely require too much thought and research. But I think that's his intention. He wants to provoke us all to think and have hard conversations on topics that might be uncomfortable or taboo. And I think he's one of the best Devil's Advocates the board has ever seen.

- Tuned out but tuned back in when you compared Steelers uniforms to nazis!? Dafuq?!?! And now I'm so distracted I'm missing all the follow-on about whatever Buddy Cop movie was revealed.

- Foos is the super hero of comic books. I still need to read Infinite Vacation. I'm worried I won't be getting high prior though.

- Whoa. Who's besmirching THE TABLE's proper format? Unacceptable. Also, TAKA > KENTA.

- Lony is lonely. He needs us more than we need him.

- There's a paper version of Mario!?

- @ness for brand manager and marketing EVP for Nintendo Switch. That's a great pitch. Take it with you when your girl kicks you out!

SUCK IT, PW!

WHY IS THIS MY FAULT?

Jul 26, 2020 17:45:05 GMT RT said:

WHY IS THIS MY FAULT?

Shut it, Snitsky.

Too late now.