PW NEWS EPISODE 61

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EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY: Lots of wrestling chatter to be had today. AEW thinks it's people by discrediting NXT's rating win by saying they still run wild with the 18-35 demo. It's a numbers game you dorks. It doesn't matter if you score the highest in the wheelchair bound otherkin who self-identify as hard-R's, a win is a win. Also any excuse to hate on Tony "I'm a huge fan of Johnny Wrestling" Kahn. Also we might be getting an Evolution PPV, but maybe not given the source. Either way PPV isn't a thing anymore, so stop using the term WWE.

FAN FIC FAILS WELLNESS: PW Wrestling continues to build up the hype train. Promos incoming... a card set for the first show... some questionable attire choices aside things are looking good. Between the video and whatever is written up, this may be one of the best wrestling themed projects we've ever seen. Yes between PW Wrestlemania and other stuff it's up there. I look forward to the monster heel run of Jman running wild on PW posters and sucking titties to victory.

WHAT IS EMPEROR ON?: Influential Vidya is updated with some Baker-esque fake video games. I've never heard of either of them. Not to say I'm like a vidya historian or anything, but even the vague shit that I have no recollection of like the Commodore 64 at least sounds like it existed unlike say the Atari Jaguar. Probably why he posted two at once because what even is this? Still want to get to that sweet 90s love because Mortal Kombat HAS to be part of this. GET. OVER. HERE.

Jul 11, 2020 0:56:05 GMT @ness said:

WHAT IS EMPEROR ON?: Influential Vidya is updated with some Baker -esque fake video games. 

For once we agree. Come clean, Emperor. I did when I tried pulling this stunt.

I enjoy ragging on Tony Khan as much as the next guy, and of course there is some spin involved, but there's also some logic to his argument. Demographics have been an important thing in the ratings business dating back almost 50 years to CBS' infamous "Rural Purge," if not longer. When it comes to demographics, and entertainment in general, not all people are created equal. Olds barely count as people at all. Young adults 18-34 have been the most desired audience for at least half a century. 

Intended to listen. Got sidetracked with posting. Now I have other things to do and will have to listen later. 

PW Wrestling is awesome, I encourage even more people to join up to get their careers and dreams ended by yours truly. :teehee:

I thought the birthday boy would be balls based on Ness' description, but nope, it's Falcone. Happy Birthday!

Don't understand the Baker fake items reference. But these vidya games as as real as it gets. I posted videos!!

Jul 11, 2020 14:07:36 GMT Emperor said:

I thought the birthday boy would be balls based on Ness' description, but nope, it's Falcone. Happy Birthday!

Don't understand the Baker fake items reference. But these vidya games as as real as it gets. I posted videos!!

Where were you for the Fairy Tails nostalgia trip!?

Jul 11, 2020 14:20:31 GMT 🤯 said:

Jul 11, 2020 14:07:36 GMT Emperor said:

I thought the birthday boy would be balls based on Ness' description, but nope, it's Falcone. Happy Birthday!

Don't understand the Baker fake items reference. But these vidya games as as real as it gets. I posted videos!!

Where were you for the Fairy Tails nostalgia trip!?

Probably editing those fake videos!

I had no idea Falcone was once an indie wrestler.

DoctorDoom666 is such a noob name.

Empty arena wrestling during a pandemic is still stupid.

I thought the guy doing the crotch chop in this week's gif was Arn Anderson's mentally challenged brother.

I checked a bunch of subforums and went back through 7 pages of recent posts and can no longer find DoctorDoom's post. Mods are on the ball. Well, with the exception of this one.

Good luck at your dentist appointment.

One of those video games Emperor made up has the look of classic Donkey Kong.

:lol:  Yes, I will indeed be going back to my home planet soon. Right after Animal Warfare wraps up.

How much of the backlog can I catch up on this morning!? Who knows, but we'll find out!

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- Yes, leave us craving more. The George Costanza Model.

- That gif was definitely Fergus Ferguson.

- Zoinks McJinkies got his shit shoved in by Sheamus!? More shockingly, Zoinks McJinkies doesn't like @ness!?

- New User Alert: @doctordoom666 - so cool

- How we supposed to ignore trolls when we gotta cross the bridges they guard?

- All I heard was "NXT, garbage matches" which tells me all I need to know about both WWE's self-indulgent developmental territory as well as NXT-wannabe AEW.

- Evolution SHOULD'VE BEEN a tribute show to HHH. I'm all for an Evolution 2 if they do the smart thing this time around and force the ladies to wrestle in the nude. If the original Olympic wrestlers in ancient Greece did it, I don't see why the ladies these days should be above it.

- I wish I'd been listening to PW News in real time, I might've hung in there to do a worker swap with ya. Or, had I known you weren't going to submit a card either, I would've submitted SOMETHING on our behalf.

- The only thing I need more than PW Wrestling is NewsmanNess on twitter.

- Fuck Johnny Gargano.

- Whoa, there's another O state!?

- Whoa, @ness's dentist went to college!?

- @ness, see 22 Jump Street. Even better than the first.

- Beverly Hills Cop gonna get shut up because Big Pete hates Judge Reinhold over Phoebe Cates jealousy.

- Dr. Emperor making up significant video games is still so aggravating! But I appreciate his counterattack of significance ≠ popularity.

- Wait, what... Baker-man is having a kid?! Baker-child!? Meanwhile, I'll see yinz once I return from Krypton.

SUCK IT, PW!

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