PW NEWS EPISODE 63

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BROCKTOBER IN JULY: So we learned today's PW Birthday belongs to Brock Lesnar. Sadly 🤯 was not the one to break the news. Yeah, I know. It wasn't even clickbait given who made it. We discussed lots of stuff, so even when he's not around Brock gives. Know what's funny? We're never gonna get Brock/Rock II. Wait that's not funny... that's awful. Know what isn't awful? I downloaded an AI app and we've been chatting all weekend. We even wrote a song together.

THIS. IS. SRS.: PW Wrestling continues to churn out content on a regular basis. This update we saw the three title belts. Does the Internet Championship trace it's lineage to Zack Ryder's belt? We also have event names like King of the SCREEN (yes I'm stylizing it like the TABLE). I'm hoping interest remains in this and doesn't fizzle out like with PW News or the PW Wrestlemania towards the end. No Ness character yet or possibly ever. I dunno!

FRENCH TOAST NO SUGAR: In a twist the first movie in the Road Trip Countdown is in fact Road Trip. Probably because of my high vote and another who mistakenly voted for it. Doesn't say a lot for it if it got a vote by accident, but a win is a win. Loved this movie. Loved Tom Green. Know who I don't? Johnny Gargano. Also in sports we only have one more rivalry to go until the countdowns end in sports. Who is the winner? Is it obviously like 9/10 countdowns tend to be? You'll have to #waitandsee.

The TABLE was updated. I repeat. The TABLE was updated.

I don't want to imagine a world without PW News.

JMan has moved on. He's living his best life with his DVD collection. He no longer needs PW. Good for him.

The only wrestling birthday I know off the top of my head is Ric Flair- February 25th- 2 days after me, 1 day after 90s wrestling fan Cousin.

AM predictably got shut down but I can appreciate the hustle.

I thought of a cool fanfic idea at work the other day. This is what I do. Think of PW stuff at work. 99% chance I never go through with it of course.

I'm 100% with @ness on Road Trip. Didn't send in a list, but it could have been as high as #3 if I had sent one in.

Never got the appeal of Tom Green though. Didn't he appear on Raw at some point? I'm sure he did. Attitude Era WWF, Tom Green, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern....they're all basically the same thing. The late 90s sure were trashy.

Reasons Johnny Gargano is way, way cooler than @ness,:

1. He’s married to Candice LeRae

2. He’s got a six-pack.

3. Multiple five star matches.

4. Wears nice jackets.

5. Gets to take pictures with Triple H.

6. Married to Candice LeRae.

7. Gets to cosplay in nerd gear and have people love it, but if Ness does it people would think he’s super lame.

8. Is on TV.

9. Came out to songs with female vocals and made it work.

10. Married to Candice LeRae.

I mean Candice might as well be AI given how she's been portrayed in NXT.

Jman block me after I try to follow him on twitter so there is that 😂

Reasons Ness is better than Johnny Gargano

1. Has the best daily newscast In PW forum history.

2. An essential worker. Wrestling can shut down, the mail system can’t.
When you control the mail you control information.

3. Has nice Avatars.

4. Undefeated in Professional Wrestling matches unlike Gargano.

5. Signs his own theme songs.

6. Has an amazing Super Smash Bro’s fan Fic.

7. Ness’ inanimate girlfriend (Samantha?) > Candice.

8. Pro Forrest Gump, Gargano a fence sitter on the manner.

9. Has more appearances on pduh ‘s Let’s Talk Podcast than Gargano

10. Has more likes from 🤯 than Gargano.

Jul 13, 2020 4:08:05 GMT pduh said:

Jman block me after I try to follow him on twitter so there is that 😂

You gotta speak his language. Does your account indicate you're a scantily clad woman who would be down for a little DVD commentary? If not, Jman ain't got time to humor you.

L&Ping!

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Today was definitely a day that happened.

- Wait... Is it Jman or y2jman? They're one in the same (or is it one and the same) - right? Why don't I know this by heart? Is this early onset Alzheimer's?

- Still celebrating Brock's birth. Have been ever since March 18, 2002. If you've stopped celebrating at any point between now and then, I've got a one-way ticket to Suplex City for ya.

- @ness... Cena or Lesnar: gun to your head, who do ya pick?

- New Japan, New Japan, New Japan... Whatever happened to Old Japan? I bet they didn't wrestle over cups in OJPW.

- I hate paying anything for anything.

- You know how it is is the little brother to it is what it is. Just saying. If you know what I mean. Speaking of which... It is what it is sighting!

- I could've sworn KING KID's kid was 3 or 4 by now. Time does seem to fly. But in truth, I guess it also drags?

- Is their a CPU inside Silicone Sally!?

- If pduh has taught me anything, it's that Arizona is for swingers.

- Remember when 🤯 DELETED old PW's A&G section years before Broken Matt Hardy V1 made deletions cooool?! Probably why this guy will never be modded again. Deep scars. That's why you don't empower someone with OCD + RAGING drinking problem.

- Yaaayyy... Sports. But I did pop for the soft laser sound effect! One more sports thing before the sports stuff is done.

- Hot Take: Tom Green embodied the Attitude Era approximately one thousand times more slash better than Stone Cold.

- Best part about Road Trip: all the tits.

- Alien 3 should've been called "Even More Aliens" or "Aliens: Dog Aliens".

- Man, our generation was so lucky getting cool toys based off cool R-rated movies. Kids today have been so pussified.

- Vidya 'n' Tek: THE MOTHERFUCKING TABLE. Less is more, just like Brock and Hogan. Dr. Emperor is a smart booker.

Until then...

SUCK IT, PW!

My kid just turned 2 July 10th. 🤯