... LOL, this fucking video absolutely
belongs here.
Cleveland is a literal dumpster fire (everything in that video is 100% the truth btw), but most of the people from there (in my experience) are awesome and friendly. I've never made so many temporary friends out of strangers in a big city before. Literally smoked bong-after-bong with this dude and his girlfriend that we had just met after we had some stranger on a bike ride by and join us. Literally the next day we end up at some dude's apartment playing Nintendo/Genesis for hours on end. Also met a dude who was using his car battery to power his amp while playing an electric guitar in the streets. Who fucking does that? Dudes from "The Land", I guess...
Cleveland does rock though in that regard. Just don't let the guy booking your shows give you directions, he will make you purposefully drive into East Cleveland and fear for your life.... fucking asshole.
P.S. -- BROWNS GONNA BROWN. WHO DEY!?!? GO-PACK-GO!
Ahhh, good ol' HCTP stipulation overload days. The friend who always chose Lesnar was the biggest of assholes. Spoiler: I was that friend.
Now I'm down to start a movement to force
bodyslam to rename himself "The Booty Man" since he be puckerin' up those dirty mouth-flappers!
Update arrived, bitchessss. Dog-sitting this week so I've been a little busier. That no-good loving mut snagged off her leash yesterday chasing a stray dog! This guy rediscovered how out of shape he is in the process...
Artificial bacon-flavored anything is always a huge fail. Better to just stick with the real thing. Besides, you can't go wrong with Original // Sour Cream & Onion // Pizzaroni, sonnn.
Canadians, there's a lot of shit from here you think you might want, but ya don't. Americans just do things to do them, because USA that's why. Like putting birthday cake flavoring on Cracker Jacks, or Natural Light making Grapefruit Seltzer. So much cringe with our food/drink products over here. BUT AT LEAST
WE FINALLY GOT
CLEARLY CANADIAN (is it
really from Canadia tho?) FAK YEAH!!!
Not surprised by Sox-Yanks winning, even though baseball is treated like a red-headed stepchild (hey, I'm one of those!) around here. I'd rank Liverpool-Man U. very high after learning more about their history, and I'm "meh" when it comes to soccer. No one should vote for OSU-Michigan though, we've been humiliating that assszzz for decades now and I hope the rivalry NEVER becomes competitive again; I could take Michigan beatdowns every year and
never get bored.
Ahh, online anonymous girlfriend AIM days. Magically confusing times, eh? I miss trolling people on
Yahoo! Pool, too.
Had a teacher from NY who was a diehard Yanks fan. I remember the 2004 ALCS when the Sox came back down 3-0 to win and no one ever let him live it down. Jokingly threated me with a detention, but he would have had to give out like 100 because I was just one of many who gave him shit about it.
It's a hard knock romantic life for us marks; We're usually introverts by nature.... and total neckbeards. Hey, at least like almost none of us here on PW are incels though. Gotta take your W's somewhere, I guess....
Sonnn... we are only 5 episodes away from the divine #. You better start that one off by just saying "NIIIIIICCCCEEEE" in the intro or else I'm done with this so-called "NEWS".
PS1 > N64. Love the 64 games but I refuse to be carpal-tunnel tortured by a controller.
'Nother solid Ep. Thanks for the shout out and suckage, Obama!
