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Post by The Kid on Jul 15, 2020 15:26:46 GMT
PRELUDE:
Prelude. An action or event serving as an introduction to something more important.
The Butterfly Effect. The phenomenon whereby a minute localized change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.
In a new world known by only 3 letters, the unimaginable has happened. The dead have not only come back to life, but they have come back to form. In a world where every wrestler is in their prime, the dreams of wrestling showdowns have now become a reality. The matches that were taken away from us because of tragic incidents or careers not intersecting have now found a world where everything imaginable can happen.
However, with dreams come nightmares and surely some of the souls that have come back to give just that. Nightmares, pain and suffering. Where there is magic, there is consequences. Evil versus good is the most told story. It is the greatest story.
With Election Day a few weeks away, the wrestling world has reopened their doors. With one of their own running for President, the world that we know and love has now begun a new chapter. A story of tortured souls and good hearted warriors battling it out for supremacy will be told over a series of 3 RAWs and 1 PPV per month. How the story ends will be decided by the decisions and choices made by those who were given a second chance and those that never left.
WELCOME
TO
THE
KWF
DOPE SHOW!
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Post by The Kid on Jul 15, 2020 15:43:37 GMT
 "Hello Universe.
I stand here in the most sacred garden in this new world. The 'Garden of Life'.
It is in this garden where this new world was created. It is in this garden that the souls of many lost were returned back to their rightful homes. It is in this garden where families were reunited with their ancestors and loved ones. It is in this garden where souls were given a second chance.
As I stand here, I have this indescribable feeling of joy and life! I stand here in this very garden that has bought so much to this world and I humbly and proudly announce to the world that....
I...
GLEN JACOBS...
WILL BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!"
VOTE FOR GLEN JACOBS 2020!
This announcement was bought to you by the KWF.
For more information from this Candidate, tune in to the first ever RAW where Glen Jacobs will host his first rally.
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Post by The Kid on Jul 16, 2020 12:28:09 GMT
MILLION DOLLAR BASH MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ladies and gentlemen, The Million Dollar Man has something special planned for all off you wonderful, not so well off peasants! I mean, people! Did I say peasants? Hahahahahaha!
You see, The Million Dollar Man is hosting a night like no other! There will be entertainment, there will be gourmet food, there will be top shelf drinks and most importantly there will be a FEE!
You heard that right! There WILL be a FEE! Sure I could pay for the whole thing, but you don't become The Million Dollar Man with charity! Hahahahahaha!
Oh and there's one more thing. We are inviting some of the greatest wrestling families to this party! Ain't that right, son?"
"That's right, pops!
And I am going to make sure that this bash has the best of the best there. So I have decided to invite some of my friends.
To start off, I have invited my best friend and his whole family."
"Cody, I know you will be there! I know this must be a great feeling to have the Universe bring you back your father and I can't wait to see you guys there!
And Cody and I both know that it wouldn't be a party without our mentor being there!"
"My man, Randy! If you haven't partied with The Viper, then you haven't ever partied! I know it's going to be tough for you to make it considering you are in the Intercontinental Championship Tournament and I heard your dad hurt his arm again and is in a cast again....
.... BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS PARTY!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!
And you know I have to invite my friends, too! Of course, I am going to need someone to be by my side the whole time in case I need something. So who better then my right hand man?"
"That's right, Virgil! You're back on the team! Congratulations! Hahahahahahaha!
And I have to make sure that this party is perfect, so you know I have to invite this guy!"
"And bring your boy! This is a family get together after all!
Last but not least, you know I have to bring the man who has helped me keep my finances in check this whole time! My most loyal and dare I say; most important employee!"
"CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AND YOUR FAMILIES!
We all know my motto. Everybody has a price! But the memories we will make at this BASH will be PRICELESS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Post by The Kid on Jul 16, 2020 13:44:40 GMT
THE DRUGS THEY SAY
TO MAKE US FEEL SO HOLLOW
WE LOVE IN VAIN
NARCISSISTIC AND SO SHALLOW
THE COPS AND QUEERS
TO SWIM YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW
HATE TODAY
NO LOVE FOR TOMORROW....
WE'RE
ALL
STARS
NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW
WE'RE
ALL
STARS
NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW.
THERE'S LOTS OF PRETTY, PRETTY ONES
THAT WANT TO GET YOU HIGH
BUT ALL THE PRETTY, PRETTY ONES
WILL LEAVE YOU LOW
AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WE'RE
ALL
STARS
NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW
WE'RE
ALL
STARS
NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW....
DOPE SHOW....
DOPE SHOW....
DOPE SHOW....
DOPE SHOW.
THE KID PRESENTS: KWF
THE DOPE SHOW
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....
.... WELCOME TO THE RETURN OF RAW!
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Post by The Kid on Jul 17, 2020 22:19:14 GMT
CHAPTER 1:
THE CAMPAIGN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
RISE TO YOUR FEET!
AND WELCOME
OUR SPECIAL GUEST
AND YOUR PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE....
.... GLEN JACOBS!
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Wow. It's been a long time since I've heard that music. It has also been a long time since I've stepped foot inside of a wrestling ring. I remember when the KWF first opened their doors. Here's a 'Did you know' to start things off. I was in the KWF's first ever Pay Per View Main Event! That's right! That's how long it's been. I made it to the Finals of the World Championship tournament, but fell short to the great Shawn Michaels. Ah, those were some crazy times in my life.
Anyways, I would like to start off by thanking the KWF for giving me this platform today and especially thank the wrestlers who will be out here performing tonight. I especially can not wait to see my good friend Daniel Bryan lace up his boots in tonights main event against John Cena. That should be a classic. I'm sure many of you would have loved to watch me come out here tonight and lace them up for one last time, but that's not who I am anymore.
That part of my life is in the past. I am now here to talk about the future!
When given a second chance at life, you are given an opportunity to keep doing what you have always been doing. For me, that was to step into this ring day in and day out and fight. My goal every second of my life was to come into this ring and cause pain. It was to cause havoc. You all know about my childhood and you all know about my demons. However, I can proudly stand here right now and shout out....
.... I AM FREE!
FREE OF THOSE DEMONS!
FREE OF MY PAST!
FOCUSED ON OUR FUTURE!
If I am elected the President of the Universe, I can promise that I will help all those who have struggled in their past get this second chance to redeem themselves. I will build special programs to help the ones who have had demons in their life get rid of it. It is time to TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS, breath the fresh air and live a normal life. To those who have had demons take control of their lives, or even worse TAKE THEIR LIVES, I will make sure that you...."
ALL OF A SUDDEN....
WAIT A MINUTE?!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
IT'S....
BRIAN PILLMAN!
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT?!
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Post by The Kid on Jul 18, 2020 1:26:58 GMT
"Hello Kane.
Or are we going by Glen Jacobs now?
Wait, no.
Presidential Candidate!
That's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
But you know what my favorite one is?
THE DEMON HEALER!
THE HEALER OF PAIN!
HA!
So you're going to cleanse this world, huh?!
You're going to control the chaos?!
Look around!
Have you not seen what is going on?!
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE MADNESS?!
You are going to fix this?!
YOU?!
You can stand here and you can brag about what you're going to do and you can talk about 'The Garden Of Life' and ALL it's glory!
Oh this Garden's magic has bought back everyone to their prime condition!
This Garden's magic has given humans a second chance of life and getting it right!
Do you know what this Garden has done for me?
Do you know what this Garden has done for poor ol, crazy ol, Brian Pillman?!
It's brought back the Loose Cannon!
And you're telling me you're going to save me!
You're going to HELP ME?!
No, Kane.
You can't help me.
No, no, no, no.
You see, you and I BOTH KNOW!
There is no helping this.
There is no getting rid of these demons.
Your demons, my demons, we can't get rid of them.
They don't just POOF and disappear!
This is just who we are.
And there's no DAMN Garden that could make it disappear!
I can't change my heart. I can't change my habits.
Just like you can't change your memories. Just like you can't change your scars!
You can come out in your business suit and you can spew useless propaganda to rally the sheep!
You can promise the sheep the world!
But all you are doing is bringing the sheep together and feeding the lion!
But who's the LION, Kane?!
Are you the Lion?
Is the Demon that will burn inside of you for all of eternity the Lion that's going to rip through your body and tear them all apart?!
Or am I the Lion?
I don't know about you, Presidential nominee, but I am EXTRA curious to find out that answer.
Let me see if I can use these fists to rip that Demon right out of you?!
Let me see if I can make you....
SLAP!
BRIAN PILLMAN SLAPS GLEN JACOBS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
.... SNAP!
COME ON, KANE!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO?!
LET ME SEE YOU HELP YOURSELF!
SLAP!
BRIAN PILLMAN UNLEASHES A SECOND SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF GLEN JACOBS.
GLEN'S LIPS CURL UP AS RAGE STARTS TO FILL HIS FACE.
COME ON!
ALMOST THERE!
HOW'S ANOTHER?!
SUHLA-
- GLEN JACOBS CATCHES THE WRIST OF THE SWINGING BRIAN PILLMAN!
GLEN'S FACIAL EXPRESSION HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED AS HE LOOKS ANGRILY INTO THE EYES OF PILLMAN.
THE LOOSE CANNON JUST CRACKS A SADISTIC GRIN.
AH! AH! AH!
TEMPER, TEMPER!
THERE IT IS!
COME ON, KANE!
HIT ME, BABY!
UNLEASH THE FIRE!
UNLEASH THE DEMON!
UNLEASH THE...."
STAND BACK!
THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!
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Post by The Kid on Jul 18, 2020 21:18:30 GMT
HURRICANE:
"PILLMAN!
I, THE HURRA-HURRA-HURRICANE, HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!
YOU COME INTO THIS RING AND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON OUR NEXT PRESIDENT.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
YOU DON'T GET TO COME INTO MY UNIVERSE AND DISRESPECT A FRIEND OF MINE!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
SO BRIAN; ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR DEMISE?
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR RUDE AWAKENING?
ARE YOU PREPARED TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH A SUPER HERO?!"
KANE:
"HURRICANE.
LISTEN.
STOP THIS.
WE WILL NOT STOOP TO HIS LEVELS. WE ARE BETTER THAN...."
BRIAN PILLMAN:
"NO, NO!
WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU'RE A SUPER HERO?"
HURRICANE:
"THAT'S RIGHT!
I AM THE HURRICANE!
AND THIS MAN STANDING IN THE RING WITH ME IS NOT ONLY SOMEONE I ONCE WON CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD WITH BUT HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!
AND HE WILL NOT ONLY GET MY VOTE AT THE ELECTION, BUT HE WILL HAVE MY UNDIVIDED SUPPORT, HELP AND PROTECTION WHENEVER AND WHEREVER HE NEEDS IT!"
KANE:
"WAIT. LISTEN.
I APPRECIATE IT, HURRICANE, BUT I...."
PILLMAN:
"NO, NO.
THIS IS GOOD.
NO.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD!
NOT ONLY AM I STANDING INSIDE OF THE RING WITH FORMER CHAMPIONS, BUT I AM STANDING IN THE RING WITH PROTECTORS OF THE UNIVERSE!
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!
I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THIS GARDEN OF LIFE, KANE!
IT DOES BRING GOOD FORTUNE TO PEOPLE.
AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY?!
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL?
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT?!
IF YOU WOULD GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY....
.... NO, NO!
THE HONOR!
TO BE ABLE TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH AN ACTUAL SUPER HERO!
WILL YOU DO THAT FOR ME, HURRICANE?
WILL YOU STEP UP FOR THIS WEAK MINDED INDIVIDUAL AND FIGHT HIS BATTLE?
ALL WHILE MAKING THE DREAMS OF THIS LITTLE OL' CURLY HAIRED BLONDE BOYS DREAMS COME TRUE?
WILL YOU?!"
KANE:
"No, Hurri-"
BRIAN PILLMAN:
"COME ON HURRICANE!
LET'S MAKE HISTORY!
LET'S GIVE THE PEOPLE THEIR FIRST MATCH IN THIS NEW WORLD!
THIS WORLD NEEDS THEIR SUPER HERO!
FIGHT ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
PROVE TO THE NON BELIEVERS OF THIS GREAT, NEW WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN
THAT SUPER HEROES DO EXIST!"
HURRICANE:
"ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU REALLY WANT A PIECE OF THIS?"
BRIAN PILLMAN:
"OH, I DO!
MORE THEN YOU KNOW!
HURRICANE:
"WELL THEN STAND BACK!
AND PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH!
OF THE HURRICANE!"
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Post by The Kid on Jul 19, 2020 0:31:08 GMT
OPENING MATCH
THE HURRICANE
vs
BRIAN PILLMAN
Glen Jacobs tries to talk The Hurricane out of the match, but to no avail. The Hurricane confidentially tells the Presidential Nominee to step out of the ring. Glen does so, disappointed.
Brian Pillman awaits The Hurricane with a smile from a few feet away, an exuberant smile on his face. The psychotic eyes of Brian Pillman lit up with excitement. He waves Hurricane over to him and then punches himself in his face telling The Hurricane to get the first shot. The Hurricane does not hesitate as he cracks Brian Pillman in the face with his best right. The force of the punch sends Brian Pillman a few feet back. The eyes of Pillman grow wider as he excitingly tells Hurricane to do it AGAIN!
Hurricane listens, but this time follows with a flurry of lefts and rights to the head of Pillman sending Pillman down to a knee. Hurricane quickly runs to the ropes and comes back with a running knee right to the face of the kneeled down Pillman sending him toppling to the floor. The crowd celebrates as Hurricane proudly puts his hands to his waist and looks up at the excited crowd. Pillman gets to his feet and swings wildly at the head of The Hurricane, but the super hero ducks underneath in and sends Pillman back down to the mat with a spinning clothesline. The crowd is eating it up as the cheers rock the arena. Glen Jacobs even has a smirk on his face outside of the ring.
The Hurricane stalks Pillman as he slowly pushes himself up to his feet and once Pillman gets up, The Hurricane grabs Pillman by the throat!
With his free hand, The Hurricane points over to Glen Jacobs ready to pay homage to him. Ready to lift Brian Pillman into the air and finish him with the same move that Glen Jacobs used to finish wrestlers off with in his career. However, the build up to the chokeslam gives 'The Lion' too much of a break.
Brian Pillman begins firing at the head of The Hurricane with lefts and rights forcing The Hurricane to lose his grip. Hurricane stumbles away and Pillman chases at him and sends him to the floor with a running elbow to the face. The Hurricane falls right onto his back and Pillman quickly jumps right on top of him and begins firing away with lefts and rights as he has him mounted against the mat. If you try to keep track of the amount of punches Pillman throws during this beat down, you would lose count after 25.
Brian Pillman finally stops with the pounding of The Hurricane in what should not be mistaken as mercy. Pillman yanks Hurricane up to his feet by his hair and runs him spine first into the turnbuckle where the onslaught continues. Lefts and rights are delivered to the ribs, face and neck of the nearly unconscious Hurricane.
Finally the legs of the Hurricane give out on him and he falls down seated against the turnbuckle. Head tilted, eyes shut. It appears the super hero has been knocked unconscious, but Brian Pillman refuses to stop. He begins kicking away at the chest and face of the already out cold and defenseless Hurricane.
GLEN JACOBS:
"END THE MATCH!
END THE MATCH, REF!
RING THE BELL!"
The shouts of Glen Jacobs catch the attention of Brian Pillman as he snaps his head to the outside of the ring to look at the desperate man. A huge smile appears on the face of the 'Loose Cannon'.
BRIAN PILLMAN:
"COME ON!
COME STOP ME!"
You can see Glen Jacobs processing thoughts in his head on what he should do, but doesn't get into the ring. Pillman laughs at the Big Red Machine and goes back to kicking the crap out of the unconscious Hurricane.
At this point, the referee has finally seen enough. The referee finally does the right thing and calls for the bell.
DING
DING!
DING!
DING!
WINNER:
BRIAN PILLMAN (TKO)
The bell ringing does not stop Brian Pillman's attack on The Hurricane. He keeps waving Glen Jacobs over to come inside and help his friend, but the changed Kane doesn't do so. Instead he begins shouting for security to come down and stop him.
The referee even tries to intervene as he tries to pull Pillman away, but is met with a right hand to the side of the head that sends the referee tumbling to the outside of the ring.
Brian Pillman turns his attention back to The Hurricane and does the unthinkable. He rips the famous green and black mask right off of his face!
Brian Pillman finally walks away from his victim and holds the mask of The Hurricane up to his face. The psychotic Pillman's eyes as wide as they can be as he stares into the faceless mask and begins laughing at it. EMS and PD arrive into the ring. EMS runs to aide the unconscious man and the police surround The Loose Cannon.
Gregory Helms.
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A hero no more.
Brian Pillman: "THERE ARE NO HEROES.
THERE'S ONLY ME!"
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Post by The Kid on Jul 26, 2020 2:22:35 GMT
 INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
ROUND ONE"THREE EYES.
SET ON ONE GOAL.
SAY MY NAME!"
"AH, YES.
MY NAME IS THE VELVETEEN DREAM.
THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
THAT IS MY GLORY.
THAT IS MY DESTINY.
THAT IS MY DREAM.
AND TO GET IT, I WILL BECOME....
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
"I'VE MET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO HAD GOALS.
HAD AMBITIONS.
HAD DREAMS.
AND THEN THEY STEPPED INTO THE RING WITH ME."
"AND ALL THOSE HOPES.
ALL THOSE DREAMS.
ALL GOT SHOT DOWN!
BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR DREAMS ARE.
NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE.
YOU ARE NOT ME!
YOU ARE NOT....
SIMPLY.
PHENOMENAL."
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND ONE VELVETEEN DREAM VS AJ STYLES
The two men start things off by meeting in the middle of the ring and bumping chests with one another. They both begin trash talking to each other before Velveteen opens up with a slap to the face of AJ. Styles is quick to react attacking Dream with an indefenseable amount of punches, chops and kicks. Dream tries to hightail away from Styles, but before he could get too far he is sent to the outside of the ring with a drop kick to the back.
Taking this opportunity to catch his breath, Dream wanders around the outside of the ring for a bit. Frustrated, but he is now fully aware of what AJ is going to bring to the fight.
The match nears its conclusion with both men fighting it out on the apron. AJ swings a right at Dream, but Dream ducks underneath it and uses the momentum of Styles to lift him onto his shoulders and hits him with the DREAM VALLEY DRIVER ON THE APRON!
Velveteen Dream keeps his own balance on the apron by grabbing onto the ropes. Dream quickly lifts AJ off of the apron and throws him into the ring. Styles rolls into the ring and lays flat onto his back. Dream remains on the apron and points to the turnbuckle. His eyes wide. He quickly runs to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top, throws his arms up high into the air as if he is reaching for his dreams and he comes FLYING OFF WITH THE....
.... PURPLE RAINMAK-
- AJ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!
Velveteen bounces elbow first onto the mat. Both men stumble and scramble up to their feet. Dream has his face to the back of Styles and tries to reach forward to grab him with his one good arm....
.... but although Dream lays claim to having 3 eyes....
.... Styles can lay claim to having eyes behind his head....
PELE KICK~!
Velveteen Dream collapses onto the mat! Dream begins bouncing on the mat, holding onto his nose and screaming in agonizing pain.
Once Dream's hands release from his face, you can see the blood pouring out of his nose!
His nose deformed!
VELVETEEN DREAM'S NOSE APPEARS TO BE BROKEN!
AND SO APPEAR TO BE HIS DREAMS.
AJ wastes no time as he grabs Dream from his knees, lifts him up and....
.... STYLES CLASH~!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
WINNER: AJ STYLES
Velveteen Dream is quickly surrounded by EMTs as they try and help him with his nose. The camera zooms in on his deformed and bloody nose as you can see his eyes welt up. The tears of a loss. A loss of an opportunity for gold and most importantly for Velveteen Dream, a loss of beauty.
AJ Styles has advanced to the Semi Finals of the Intercontinental Championship tournament where he will now face the winner of tonights main event between John Cena and Daniel Bryan.
His chase for the gold continues.
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Post by The Kid on Jul 30, 2020 16:08:54 GMT
"I would like to start this message off by apologizing to all the viewers for what they had to witness earlier. Unfortunately our dear friend Gregory Helms had to be rushed to the Emergency Room to be evaluated, but I can comfortably say that I know he is being helped by the greatest doctors in this Universe.
I would also like to say that Brian Pillman has been taken out of the arena in handcuffs by our fine police officers. He will not be returning here tonight to disturb the peace. We will not tolerate that kind of behavior here or under my watch. If voted President of this Universe, I can confidently tell you that one of my biggest missions will be to attack crime. Unnecessary violence will not be tolerated. Yes, the sport of wrestling could be violent, but even in this sport there are lines that can not be crossed.
Later tonight, I will be back at ringside to watch the main event of tonights show. The two men competing tonight are not only two of the best wrestlers to ever step into the ring, but two of the finest men to be around. Daniel Bryan and John Cena are not only best friends, but unbelievable competitors. Tonight they will square off against each other in a match that will surely make the Universe proud. It is a privilege for me to be out there tonight to watch it.
As for my final announcement of the night, I would like to tell everyone to tune in to next weeks RAW where I will continue my campaign trail. Next week, I will not come alone though. Next week I will bring the man who will be running alongside me as my choice for Vice President!
I hope to see you there.
Thank you for your time and as always, Bless the Universe."
***************
GENE OKERLUND:
"Hello old friends. I am Gene Okerlund and it is an honor to be back in my comfort zone. The backstage area.
And I am going to get right to business. For my first interview, I am here with a long time friend...."
GENE OKERLUND:
"Woah!
I didn't even get to finish the introduction, yes ladies and gentlemen this is The Macho Man Randy Savage!"
MACHO MAN:
"Introduction, Smitchraduction!
I need no introduction!
Looking good, Gene."
GENE OKERLUND:
"Thank you. I appreciate it.
How are you feeling Macho Man?"
MACHO MAN:
"Yeahhhhh, looking good, feeling good!
Oh yeah, The Macho Man is feeling real good tonight!
Wanna know why I'm feeling so good, Mean Gene?
Because The Macho Man is about to make history.
Oh yeahhhhhh!
HISTORY!
When I'm done answering all your questions, Mean Gene,
I am going to go out to that ring and I am going to go one on one,
Yeah, one on one!
With anyone!
That's right, Mean Gene.
This is an open challenge.
An open IN-VI-TATION!
Past, present, future!
Black, white, yellow or green!
It does not matter!
I'll take on any comers!
So the only question issssss....
Who wants a piece of the Macho Man?!"
GENE OKERLUND:
"Wow!
Well this is certainly some exciting news.
I just want to say that an open challenge to anyone is a very dangerous decision."
MACHO MAN:
"Did you just say DANGEROUS?
You know the Macho Man.
I love danger!
Yeahhhhh!
I live for the danger!
I RESIDE, yeahhhhh, I live in the Danger Zone!"
GENE OKERLUND:
"Okay, okay. Slow down, Savage.
Have it your way.
However, before you go, I have to ask you one final question.
Where is the lovely Elizabeth?"
MACHO MAN:
"I like the question, I do, I like the question.
Yeahhhhhhhh.
I just don't like the way you asked it!
But let the Macho Man answer.
The lovely,
No!
MY LOVELY Elizabeth is right where she should be.
Waiting to walk the Macho Man out to the ring.
RIGHT NOW!
OH YEAHHHHHHH!"
Macho Man storms away.
GENE OKERLUND:
"Well there goes the Macho Man and he's headed to ring side!
Who will accept his open challenge?
I guess we'll find out soon enough.
The Macho Man Randy Savage is in action!
NEXT!"
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Post by The Kid on Jul 31, 2020 12:07:26 GMT
The Macho Man Randy Savage is escorted down the ramp by the lovely Miss Elizabeth to a huge ovation. The crowd reaches over the ramp to get a touch of the Macho Man. As always, Savage keeps his arms forward avoiding hand to hand contact. The few fans who are able to get a touch of Savage light up in joy.
Savage gets into the ring and holds the rope down for Liz to get inside first. Once she enters, The Macho Man storms inside and does his famous sky pointing spin. The flashes of cameras light up the arena as everyone wants to get their Kodak moment.
When done, Savage is helped by Elizabeth as they take off his flashy gear. He whispers something over to her and she nods her head and walks out of the ring. Randy Savage then gets into his zone as he begins pounding his chest and shoulders pacing around the ring awaiting to see who is going to accept his challenge.
The crowd awaits in anticipation, as well. After a few more seconds of pause, we finally hear....
BEEP! BEEP!
VIVA LA RAZA!
The crowd erupts in cheers.
This is an unbelievable sight!
Macho Man issued an open challenge to anyone and Eddie Guerrero has accepted it!
Eddie stands on his car and has a microphone. A huge grin on his face. Randy Savage continues to pace back and forth inside of the ring awaiting his challenger.
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"ORALE MACHO MAN!
SO YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, IS THAT RIGHT HOLMES?"
The Macho Man nods his head and waves Eddie to come to the ring.
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"I don't understand, esse.
If I were you, I wouldn't be out here looking for a fight.
No, the only place my eyes would be looking at is that fine Mama Cita Miss Elizabeth!"
Oh's and Ah's from the crowd echo through the arena.
The Macho Man's eyes open wide in anger. Savage runs over to the ropes and begins yelling at Elizabeth for a microphone. Like the good woman she is, she hurries and grabs him one. As soon as the microphone touches Savage's hands, he charges across the ring and begins pointing up the ramp at Eddie Guerrero.
MACHO MAN:
"You just crossed the line, yeahhhh!
YOU CROSSED IT!"
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"I'm not trying to cross no lines, esse.
I'm just being honest."
MACHO MAN:
"Honest?!
If it's honesty you're looking for, you can come into this ring and I'll show you what honesty feels like!
YEAHHH!
You crossed the line with your mouth, Eddie.
Now why don't you cross the line, come through these ropes, yeahhhhh, and get into this ring!"
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"Take it easy, holmes!
I didn't mean no disrespect.
If you know who Eddie Guerrero is, you would know I'm a very nice and honest guy!"
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"I don't want your lady, holmes.
Come on!
But here's something you should know about Eddie Guerrero.
If Eddie wants something, Eddie gets it!"
MACHO MAN:
"What it sounds like to The Macho Man right now is that your mouth is biting off more then you can chew!
I didn't come out here to chat.
Now why don't you come into this ring so I can shut you up; yeahhhhh!"
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"No, no, esse.
I didn't come out here to fight.
I was just trying to have a conversation!
But believe me, holmes, I would love to get in that ring and teach you a thing or two about respect.
But this is short notice.
I would need time to stretch.
Stretch my arms.
Stretch my legs.
Stretch my hippppppps!"
Eddie begins rocking his hips back and forth with a huge grin on his face.
The Macho Man is furiously pacing back and forth in the ring.
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"I see you looking Elizabeth.
But listen up, Macho.
If it's a fight you're looking for....
Eddie thinks he might have an amigo ready for one."
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Post by The Kid on Aug 12, 2020 17:45:42 GMT
SINGLES MATCH
RANDY SAVAGE
vs
REY MYSTERIO
Eddie Guerrero takes a seat on the hood of the car he drove out to watch his friend in action. Elizabeth is also by ringside as Randy Savage tells her to stay in one place. Mysterio has entered the ring and is primed for some action. The bell sounds and the two men begin to circle the ring.
They quickly lock up in the middle of the ring with Savage using his power to start back peddling Mysterio into the ropes. Mysterio, ever so crafty, slips out of the grasp of The Macho Man and slips behind him shoving Savage chest first into the ropes. Mysterio begins firing away with kicks to the back of the leg of his opponent. Savage fires back with an elbow to the face that sends Mysterio stumbling backwards. However, Mysterio's balance is top notch as he quickly charges forward hitting Savage with a fall back drop kick to the chest that sends Savage stumbling through the middle ropes and to the outside of the ring right near Miss Elizabeth.
Eddie Guerrero stands on the hood of his car, laughing and clapping his hands. Savage angrily gets to his feet and punches the apron. Elizabeth walks over to him to check on him, but Savage angrily grabs her by her shoulders and walks her back to the corner and begins yelling at her to stand there.
Elizabeth obeys.
Savage walks over to the apron to get into the ring, but is met with a baseball slide by Mysterio and boots to the face. Savage goes flying backwards and bounces back first against the fan barricade. Mysterio quickly unloads on him with kicks to the stomach until Savage is seated against the apron. Once seated, Mysterio takes a few steps back and then follows up with another fall back drop kick right to the face of Savage. The head of The Macho Man bounces off of the barricade. Mysterio quickly gets to his feet and grabs Savage by the hair to pull him up to his feet. Mysterio slides Savage into the ring and immediately follows him. Without hesitation, Mysterio gets on top of him and hooks the legs for the first pin of the match.
ONE!
TW-
- SAVAGE KICKS OUT!
As the match nears its conclusion, The Macho Man has taken momentum after catching Mysterios springboarding off of the ropes mid air with a massive body flipping clothesline. Savage has slowed the pace of the match a bit, but every attack methodical with his mindset on attacking the legs of Mysterio.
How do you stop someone quicker then you? By taking out their wheels.
A limping Mysterio continues to show his will power as he ducks underneath a clothesline from Savage. Mysterio bounces off the ropes and with one last gasp leaps into the air towards Savage but is caught mid air. Savage holds Mysterio in his arms before running him spine first into the turnbuckle. Savage does not release the body of Mysterio. Instead, he pulls Mysterio away from the turnbuckle, pulls his head down and in between his legs and lifts him up for a....
.... PICTURE PERFECT PILE DRIVER!
The head of Mysterio bounces off of the mat and he lays motionless, flat on his back.
Randy Savage is fired up. He leaps to his feet and looks around at the crowd and points to the turnbuckle. As expected, the crowd erupts in cheers. Randy Savage goes to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top, raises his arms up into the air and....
.... Savage notices Eddie Guerrero walk over to Elizabeth.
Eddie begins talking into the ear of Elizabeth as she nervously blushes. Randy Savage is irate. He jumps off the turnbuckle and into the ring. He walks over to the ropes, reaches under the top rope and grabs Eddie Guerrero by the head with both hands. Eddie flails his arms around as Savage tries to lift him up onto the apron. Before Savages attempt could get any further....
.... REY MYSTERIO ROLLS RANDY SAVAGE UP FROM BEHIND!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
WINNER:
REY MYSTERIO
Randy Savage does kick out a half a second AFTER the 3. Savage tries to dive and grab Mysterio, but Mysterio quickly scrambles to the outside of the ring. Eddie gives Elizabeth a wink before hurrying over to his vehicle to avoid an irate Macho Man. Mysterio dives into the passenger seat and Eddie jumps into the drivers seat.
Randy Savage escapes the ring, but is only able to punch the hood of the car as Eddie Guerrero slams the gas and reverses the hell out of there!
Randy Savage is irate and he walks over to a now nervous Elizabeth and grabs her by the arm and begins angrily walking up the ramp. Savage is loudly whispering to Elizabeth on the way up, but it is audible.
RANDY SAVAGE:
"I LOST YOU ONCE, LIZ.
NOT THIS TIME!"
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Post by The Kid on Aug 13, 2020 13:50:05 GMT
AND NOW FOR SOME
FAMILY FUNCTIONS "HA, HA, HA, HA!THAT'S RIGHT, I AM THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!AND WE ARE JUST TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AWAY FROMELECTION DAY!AND THERE WILL BE A LOT OF VIEWING PARTIES FOR IT.BUT NONE GREATER THEN THE MILLION DOLLAR BASH!AS WE ALL KNOW,NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE!EVERYBODY GOT A PRICE!
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE AN INVITATION,
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THAT'S RIGHT!
FIFTY BUCKS!AND IF YOU DON'T GOT THE $50 TO PAY,THEN YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME!JOIN US TO SEE SOME OF THE GREATEST WRESTLING FAMILIES EVER!THE RHODES FAMILY! MY GOOD FRIEND IRWIN AND HIS BOYS! AND OF COURSE MY SON TED JUNIOR, VIRGIL AND YOUR HOST........ THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"****** VINCE MCMAHON:
"Hello Universe. I am Vince McMahon and I am the owner of the KWF.
I sincerely hope that you are enjoying the show tonight.
I am also here alongside my beautiful family.
My wife, Linda.
My son, Shane.
My daughter and her husband, Stephanie and Triple H.
We all wish we could be there for opening night, but unfortunately we had to take care of some....
.... BUSINESS MATTERS.
And now that those business matters have concluded,
I have decided to make them PUBLIC next week on RAW!
I hope to see you all there.
Stephanie. If you may."STEPHANIE MCMAHON:
"Hello, I am Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
This major announcement that we will be providing next week should not be taken lightly.
When a McMahon uses the word 'major', you can imagine the importance.
This announcement will open up the show next week, as well.
It will coincide with Glen Jacobs announcement as he announces his choice for Vice President.
Which before we continue, I want to make sure that I emphasize one strong message.
YOU MUST MAKE SURE TO GO OUT AND VOTE!
EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
OUR SUPPORT AND OUR VOTE IS WITH GLEN JACOBS!
WE HOPE YOU VOTE THE SAME.
Hunter, you may take it from here."TRIPLE H:
"Thank you.
These announcements are going to certainly be GAME CHANGERS.
In a sea of secrets that will be revealed next week,
I can gift you with one revelation.
That revelation is of a special guest we will have on hand when we make these major announcements.
This special guest is a man I have fought some of my toughest and most grueling battles against.
This special guest is a man that I can now consider a good friend.
This man needs no introduction."IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL....
 WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKING!
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