PW NEWS EPISODE 73

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EVERYBODY'S GOTTA PRICE: And it seems Tessa's was 150k. She reportedly as part of her no-call-no-show gimmick (4 pts @ Walmart) was also threatening to not return the belt unless they paid her that amount of cash. See, this is why WWE gives their guys replicas and keeps the real deal. At least I think that's how it works. Actually now that I think about it would be cool if she showed up on NXT as the Real World's Champ versus Io, but yeah. The Fan Fic Draft is still doing round 2. Few days left to get votes in if you haven't already. I didn't submit a card and got 2 votes. Somebody else actually did submit one and has only 1 more vote than me. LOLZ. Also looks like part of the FFCW PPV has been updated. Expect a more thorough review in a future episode.

ROADTRIPS EVENTUALLY END: End of the line for the Road Trip countdown as we have concluded with John Candy. Much like Kevin Bacon his success is all on that last name. What ones didn't make the cut? Beavis and Butt-Head sadly. Coming up next we have Female Directors. Billy Madison? American Psycho? Big? CLUELESS! Also Tetris talk in Influential thingie. A girl I worked with as a Bagger once told me girls are better at Tetris when trying to "teach" me how to bag groceries. I remember putting lunch meat with steaks like a hard-R.

SUCK IT.

Is Tessa Blanchard the most difficult wrestler of this generation? It certainly seems that way. 

Hmm. Ness mentioned Low Ki & Aries. Meh. I consider them, Teddy, and Punk products of the last generation. So Tessa it is!

princesspaula might be an homage to Fit Finlay's wife who doubled as his valet back in 80s Europe?

@ness is wrong. Shitting on Taker is never cool.

Ness saying "premise" in his peculiar way generated a whole lot of discussion.

Thank you. That Irishman was definitely not speaking English. 

Question for sports fans....Do any of you like your team's owner? I feel like all team owners are hated.

Penelope Spheeris directed Wayne's World. Kathryn Bigelow is another female who directed movies. And I think Penny Marshall directed a few films....maybe? That's all I've got off the top of my head when it comes to female directors.

All this talk about Dr. Mario (which I never played) reminds me of perhaps the most bizarre Intellivision game.....

Microsurgeon

Here is a description.....

The original boardgame “Operation” is one thing — you’re just lifting plastic bread baskets and the like out of electrically-charged holes in a cartoon patient. But this takes that charming simplicity and sort of turns it all crazy-time with a bizarre, terrifyingly inaccurate map of the human body — what the hell is that hole in the back of the skull supposed to be? — and graphics that look like a clown vomited on your TV screen, then exploded. It’s actually a pretty fun, Incredible Journey-type game, and the predecessor to games like Trauma Center. But curing tapeworms with your friends for fun? More than a little odd, especially in the early ’80s.

And the game itself...

The Rooneys aren't hated, Baker-man.

Respect the Art.

@ness, get this episode archived so that I can catch up on my backlog!

HTO! HTO! HTO!

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- Happy belated vaginal exit to princesspaula and his(?) own vagina!

- I'd probably cream on Tessa's top.

- Pissing in the sink again! Just to clarify, iron maiden, it's the sink in the garage. Trying to unpack and organize. Easier than going upstairs for piss breaks. So in theory Wife SHOULDN'T have anything to complain about. That is, unless Baby PI Jr. The Fifth picks up some bad habits from daddio.

- Shit... I zoned out just listening to @ness's lullaby-like voice. Totally blanking on what I wanted to say about accents.

- Not enough tits in Beavis & Butthead. Or King of the Hill. Definitely would've been down for a wet t-shirt contest in the back alley with Peggy winning over Leanne.

- Racing to the finish! That's why seven minutes would be a record these days. Who's got time to lollygag like that?

- You're right; I haven't done enough lately to deserve AOC gifs. What have I become!?

SUCK IT, PI.