PW NEWS EPISODE 78

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HOP ABOARD CHOO CHOO: Yeah, yeah more people are talking about Adam Cole. All this has done is put him over, right? At least people are talking. And that's what Taylor Wilde probably wants with starting yet another wrestling podcast. Everyone in DIS BUSINESS has one, right? I'm hoping we see a Face/Off episode between Bubbles and System. Fingers crossed. rad has started a new fed in Fan Fic. We'll see if this one gets off the ground or of he's just filling WP 's shoes of no-call-no-show after the initial post.

IT'S ALL MAKE BELIEVE: Bit of a ramble on 2020 and it's implications towards sporting events and future movie releases, and then we come back to the next entry in Female Directors. I swear none of these are even real movies. I could be wrong, but highly unlikely. What's next... Machete 3? I'm of course completely OUT OF TOUCH because I reported that no vidya update and it looks like the feed is out of date because Emperor did update as I was recording. Cheeky bastard. Odd choice of a game, especially given what will not be included in this list. Who made this? Anyways at least I've heard of it.

Episode 80 has a song prepped. Taking requests for 90. Episode 100 is likely gonna have three since it's gonna be an epic final boss level recording. Don't worry it won't be a 5-hr pduh one. Well, unless I get on the topic of Seinfeld.

RIP Baker

Is it coincidental that the Asuka gif has resulted in episodes getting shorter?

Instead of pooping, I'm just taking a break from work. Don't want to fall into a deep backlog again!

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- Newsman @ness sounds exhausted and perhaps even down? Is it because there were no birthdays, and the only new posters are more rando bots? The bots are def just collecting our data.

- What was that noise in the background!? Preheating the oven, eh? What's for dinner? It's not delivery... IT'S FUCKING DiGIORNO

- Good idea for an Adam Cole rebrand. Shawty C. Fits, and works for me! Nailed the problem with roids; they don't add vertical inches. So, in other words, Shawty C is fooked.

- Taylor Wilde just makes me think of some mashup between Taylor Swift and Olivia Wilde. No idea who she is or what she looks like. Is the mashup I'm picturing even close?

- bodyslam is SUCH a kiss-ass. *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* INDEED!

- Speaking of rad's storytime thread... I need to get caught up on that next time I chomp some gummies. Sooo... in 20 years?

- Man, that's crazy thinking back to how fascist the ol' PW Fan Fiction used to be. Is that why everyone hated Crimson so much?

- Methinks PW might just be in the doldrums of its normal summer lulls. It'd be interesting to see activity charted over time. I guarantee it's peaks and valleys, with the peaks from Rumble to Mania... then a lull... then a smaller peak around SummerSlam... then a lull. Rinse and repeat. When we were younger, the PPV calendar was only half the equation. School years and vacation breaks also factored in.

- Fuck restaurants that are reopening. Fuck theaters in general.

- Baker & Dr. Emperor are definitely mentoring UT in the Fake Arts.

- I wonder if there's anything in the Nintendo leaks to program a topless version of Princess Peach into all the video games where she makes appearances?

- Despite being somewhat concerned about @ness's downer tone on this episode, I'm definitely digging the concise and quick-moving news brief.

- Before you eat it, you gotta...

SUCK IT!!!

You can't give up gummies. I expect you to be high in the delivery room.

Unless it's a home birth? Even more reason!

As far as being down, I had a cavity filled then was stuck in deadlock traffic turning an hr drive into 3.

Jul 28, 2020 17:09:51 GMT @ness said:

You can't give up gummies. I expect you to be high in the delivery room.

Unless it's a home birth? Even more reason!

As far as being down, I had a cavity filled then was stuck in deadlock traffic turning an hr drive into 3.

Fuck me. That would do it and then some.

On the weekend I cut the 100mg gummy I had into 4 pieces and ate one. It didn't do shit.

But I'm afraid to eat two because I'm convinced it will be too much.

I've decided I'm going to eat one more just to be certain the 25-ish-mg contained in it isn't having any affect. Then when I have a nothing day in the future I will eat the final two pieces and see what happens.

Anyway. Why is Baker dead? What did I miss?

I need to speed up my video game updates. When I was writing my post yesterday I realised it was 5 days since the previous one. Not good enough. 25 games at 5 days a game is 125 days. Over four months!

Because of my procrastination addiction, I also make the posts right before I go to bed, which must be at the same time @ness records his PW News, causing endless frustration.

My source will be revealed at the end, although X-zero is hinting that he knows what the source is. Interesting.

Jul 28, 2020 17:09:51 GMT @ness said:

As far as being down, I had a cavity filled then was stuck in deadlock traffic turning an hr drive into 3.

Which cavity? :brows:

Jul 28, 2020 18:13:50 GMT RT said:

On the weekend I cut the 100mg gummy I had into 4 pieces and ate one. It didn't do shit.

But I'm afraid to eat two because I'm convinced it will be too much.

I've decided I'm going to eat one more just to be certain the 25-ish-mg contained in it isn't having any affect. Then when I have a nothing day in the future I will eat the final two pieces and see what happens.

Anyway. Why is Baker dead? What did I miss?

Are Canadian milligrams totally different than American milligrams? I feel like something has to be wrong here or at least getting lost in translation.

Also, I think know that Baker-man has won Animal Warfare, he's finally going on his long overdue vacation.

Jul 28, 2020 16:32:42 GMT 🤯 said:

- bodyslam is SUCH a kiss-ass. *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* INDEED!

I've been told I'm really good at it and that I know how to use my tongue

RT with some Scott Steiner math.