PW NEWS EPISODE 84

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HEY 🤯 WE COMING FOR YOU [REDACTED]: Not much wrestling activity today. Eddie Kingston is about to join another company after a nice showing against Cody. Remains to be seen if it sticks because it never does. But over in Fan Fic we see what does and that's FFCW. The PPV has completed with both part 2 and 3 posted. Who won? Who's next? You'll have to read it to find out, or listen to the news because I recap the big winners.

BAKER? MORE LIKE BLOCKER: Baker no showed his schedule appointment with pduh and the episode did not go down. Guess he's taking that break seriously, but I get it. One whiff of PW and he's likely to relapse. Or he forgot. It happens. Ain't the first time. Looks like he's gotta go solo now. I've done it for 84 episodes straight. I bet if you combine all my episodes it barely gets longer than that one 5 hour episode about Corona-chan though. Not even close to true, but you know what I mean.

OTHER STUFF: rad is trying PW Foos ball in the meantime as he gets the kinks worked outta PW Wrestling... Villains Countdown is updated and anyone who has worked with kids knows a teacher cannot be a bad guy dealing with those little shits... THE TABLE gets updated and other things I'm sure. This. Is. (not ded) Serious.

I'm developing another backlog! What the fuck is wrong with me? Gotta eat more prunes.

Aug 3, 2020 1:20:27 GMT 🤯 said:

I'm developing another backlog! What the fuck is wrong with me? Gotta eat more prunes.

I figure you were just saving up episodes for when Wife goes into labor. Need something to drown out the chaos.

Aug 3, 2020 1:28:20 GMT @ness said:

Aug 3, 2020 1:20:27 GMT 🤯 said:

I'm developing another backlog! What the fuck is wrong with me? Gotta eat more prunes.

I figure you were just saving up episodes for when Wife goes into labor. Need something to drown out the chaos.

Hmmm, that's a good idea now that you mention it.

There's no way Snorlax can run that fast.

Aug 3, 2020 9:21:36 GMT Emperor said:

There's no way Snorlax can run that fast.

Perhaps purely a difference in gait?

Aug 3, 2020 13:15:22 GMT 🤯 said:

Aug 3, 2020 9:21:36 GMT Emperor said:

There's no way Snorlax can run that fast.

Perhaps purely a difference in gait?

The arms do resemble that old lady power walk for sure.

CLEARING THE BACKLOG, VOL. 2: PART 4 OF 10

PW News feat. Newsman @ness

*****

- With a preamble like this, I'm guessing this episode will go 16+ minutes.

- Would "Zach Rider" have avoided copyright issues for Zack Ryder?

- Eddie Kingston is a guy, who... Eh, he's an OK guy. Him and KO should form a tag team based on fat guys who can talk.

- Random note while listening: this big fat pussy won't stop howling at me! Get outta here with that gaping noise hole! In fact, I'm so annoyed by all our animals right now I might just have to pull a David McCall.

- The fan fiction draft is still going? Thank God for 1RealSmartAlex and FFCW to give us actually compelling content in the interim. Speaking of FFCW, who doesn't love my character revealing jTjohncenaGOAT's as a blasphemous false prophet!?

- Getting increasingly concerned about Baker-man's wellbeing. Hope he's all good. He's a Man of Integrity, so I doubt he ditched for no reason. The theory about hiatus causing the missed PMs from pduh sounds plausible to me. PW definitely needs Baker-man. Unfortunately more than Baker-man needs PW apparently. Here's hoping he returns one day soon to fill all our holes.

- I've heard pduh is pretty forgiving for guests who no-show... Unless you're some guy named Mike.

- Love the literal PW News hiccup.

- How did you never get into Transformers!? You were totally a Smurfs kid, weren't you? Wait, now Beast Wars talk? I'm confused. I thought you were born in 1984?

- Umbridge ain't no random teacher. She's evil incarnate. Way more so than that punk-ass He Who Shall Not Be Named.

- Random note: grabbed the howling pussy to shut it up. Can feel that heartbeat pounding!

- thereallt is always that one guy who's super angry at everything, because he's The King of Bad Takes.

- What's wrong with jobber matches? That's what we get every WWE, NXT, AEW, etc. show anyway. I just want SHORTER matches. Squashes.

- Midtier for sure!

*****

SUCK IT, PW!!!

🤯 there's actually quite a few 80s toons I don't have any memories watching other than Transformers like He-Man and Thundercats. Honestly not convinced those aren't a shared universe.