PW NEWS EPISODE 88

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MICROMACHINES OVER HOTWHEELS: So it seems the thread is like Matt Hardy before he got over with the Broken Universe because he just will not die. NXT saw Cole get punted and obviously a match is gonna take place eventually. Dunno how it's gonna look when they get in the ring since it'll resemble Charlotte/Alexa in terms of size difference, especially if Cole is working the heel role just like they did. This thread will never end.

RT DIDN'T DIE UNLIKE COLE: So RT is a busy boy. After doing his CBLs at work he came back to do a lot of stuff on PW. He announced the Draft is still a thing and voting threads will be up eventually, put over THE TABLE and even threw his hat into the PW Football thing. Just need one more team to make it an even 8. I didn't think it'd even get 2 so this is nice. I fully expect rad to lose interest and start his hand at PW D&D with gregzilla because he has ADD.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN THAT YELL AT CLOUDS: So Javier's role in No Country for Old Men is the next villain in the countdown just cracking the top 10. Still need to see this movie so I can't comment on much. I did really enjoy him in Skyfall, so maybe he's just better as a HEEL. Still waiting on Team Rocket to make an appearance. Prepare for trouble?

Suck It PW and especially Emperor for hating on an endangered species. Shame on you. Snorlax looks like THE TABLE.

I mean..... if you wanna make PW D&D a thing, well.....

Thought I might get a little bit more than two responses to my email but there's been so many bounce. I guess it's not really a surprise that people ditched those after they leaked. Definitely worth copying out 250 addresses if gregzilla and Peepshow stick around though! :lol:

Anyone reading this - sign up to PW Football! We need to see one of Rad's projects come to fruition! It's not like you even need to be a football fan to be involved/enjoy it.

Aug 6, 2020 22:49:17 GMT @ness said:

Suck It PW and especially Emperor  

Yeah! Suck it Emperor! Especially for ignoring my tag of you in the Whatcha Gettin' thread. That hurts man. You and Todd are the only ones so far to ignore. Not cool. Sadface. Tell 'em @ness! 

I come to a conclusion that Snorlax is more entertain than Forest Gump

I'm sorry, Snorlax. I've bullied you all week long. You're not such a bad guy...OK, you fell asleep and blocked the road, that's alright. I can forgive you. Except I couldn't wake you up without the right item, forcing me to go to a haunted mausoleum full of scary ghosts and battle a legion of Team Rocket grunts to get the Pokeflute. You know how long that frickin' took? Hours! Hours of my life wasted because you collapsed into slumber on the narrowest part of the fucking road. You know how stressful that was? Immensely stressful! You lazy piece of shit. Fuck you.

Sorry, sorry. I lost my temper. You're not such a bad guy. Don't know what that gadget on your head is but it seems to be giving you motivation to better yourself. To sleep less, work out more, and to be able to be woken up by methods besides a rare musical instrument. And that's all I can ask for.

Good luck, Snorlax. I'll be seeing you around.

Stage one of my penance is complete. I must now commence stage 2: appease the Foos.

CLEARING THE BACKLOG, VOL. 2: PART 8 OF 10, DAY 2

PW News feat. Newsman @ness

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- The Adam Cole thread is giving us a feel for what an iron man match in NXT would be like... It's clearly compensating for a lack of height with excess length.

- Whoa... Ex-football players never amount to anything!? Vader, Lex Luger, Faarooq, Brian Pillman... Et cetera.

- Speaking of @peepshow, what's his actual tag? @thepeepshow? Regardless of his take on Austin, I love him going back and watching straight through the old stuff. I want to do this too so bad.

- The drizzling shits became a thing because of all the ribs involving laxatives the boys have pulled on each other over the years.

- The fan fiction draft is STILL going on!?

- UT's PW Football team should be called the Red Bay Unpackers. They can be soy boy bizarro versions of the Green Boy Packers... Whatever soy boys are?

- "Guy-Row"? LOL. Even better than "PREH-MYZE"!

- Newsman @ness has threads on the brain!

- Who is PW's breakout character? Are we talking about posters?

- Still want to see Newsman @ness's top villains. Also, still think you should check out Chinatown. Also also, I want to see reviews for all the movies you've added to your must see list based on the PW countdowns whenever you do get around to seeing them.

- Holy shit, good theory... It's just the video game industry's equivalent of Vince Russo who's behind Dr. Emperor's source, hence so many weird games getting claimed significance credit.

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SUCK IT, PW!!!