PW NEWS EPISODE 95
(15:11)
DON'T LEAVE US (ME) 🤯: Opening up with a plea to the hypeman to not force
Wife to go into labor so we get the "full-timer" schedule a while longer. To entice him to stick around I do a song (Don't Speak). Might as well be self indulgent as we head towards the end. As if I haven't been since the first episode write-up! Dude (
son) is gonna be born any day now. Soon we'll be in a new era of PW. For the better or worse will be what future generations decide.
Random wrestling talk, shout out to
System for moving in to a new place 10 feet (or would it be meters?) away from his old one and as it turns out someone didn't no sell me!
SUCK IT.
Listening & (Hopefully) Pooping... Clearing the Backlog: The Last Hoorah, VOL. 3 - Part 1 of 6
feat. Newsman @ness
- Fuck, I'm going to miss this voice. You've turned into legit silk over the months, @ness.
- Fret not. I too can be replaced.
rad is me only a thousand times better. Hypeman torch has totally been passed to him IMO. Also,
Foos is a fucking entity unto himself as well.
- Now I feel bad giving you the inside scoop about
son's birth. And your reply in our PM's make so much more sense now.
- Your Don't Speak might be your best rendition yet. Brought a legit tear to my eye. Can totally hear it as the music bed for a WWE Desire video for the end of this era on PW.
- Now start a PW Karaoke thread (or hijack
rad's) and follow up with Just a Girl.
- Pretty sure
CM Punk'd and
Michinokudriver are the only ones who watch WWE TV. Or at least discuss it.
- That was me! The nightmare never ends was just a bad dad joke retort to "the dream returns". Practice makes perfect!
- Underage children makes sense. It's how you distinguish between actual kids and 40+ manchilds.
- Lump me in among the anti-Bucks fans.
- Is the fan fiction draft STILL going on!?!? At this point, I want the finals to be how we ring in 2021.
- Wait... Is The Great One (TGO) Velveteen Dream?
- I always wonder how the Wikipedia images are chosen.
- One day I'll chomp gummies again and finish
rad's LIFE. Can't wait for that glorious treat.
- FFCW needs more attention from all of PW.
Foos, check it out!
- UPDATE: First turd is out! I feel like
Wife from a week ago, giving birth after an ungodly long wait and a body-wrenching effort.
- @lepermesiah sells worse than Goldberg.
- "Random Tag"
Rogue has a nice ring to it.
- Whoever lives under Newsman @ness also gets to listen to Silicone Sally get pounded on the nightly.
- The dentist definitely doesn't count as a Vince McMahon-copyrighted medical facility.
- Commenting on
son's debut feels a little moot now... So I'll just keep pooping (or trying)!
- 1995 was such an underrated year. Come back,
Baker-man! I need you like 1995 WWF needed more JPL.
SUCK IT, PW!!!
