Post by 🤯 on Aug 23, 2020 13:04:04 GMT
Aug 14, 2020 23:12:59 GMT @ness said:
PW NEWS EPISODE 96
(12:52)
Tonight's top story takes place in the middle of the show, but I won't bother describing everything else. At this point nobody's on the fence with PW News and you're gonna listen if you're gonna listen. The 1.1ers and all. That said, the correct answer was 8.14 (basically 3.14 when ya think about it) and son has officially been born. What a world and time to be alive for him, eh? I hope 🤯 is tall and that Wife isn't one of those 5'0 Alexa Bliss types because otherwise you are so fucked dude! Welcome to the world all the same.
"I'm splitting just like Brock split"
- 🤯
I think I said I wouldn't, but fuck it. Don't get mad at me Wife. At least it's not a bearskin rug.
Listening & (Hopefully) Pooping... Clearing the Backlog: The Last Hoorah, VOL. 3 - Part 2 of 6
feat. Newsman @ness
- Listen to that somber tone for the final Friday edition.
- 96 was significant. Austin 3:16... the nWo... a perfect third man/birthday tie-in teaser.
- Despite Dr. Emperor turning my mind around on Dean Ambrose, parts of me still want to shit on him... Sooo... I'll agree his pre-WWE rep is super overblown. No Sick Nick Mondo or whoever. Just a wannabe. Total faker pussy. Eat my constipation pellets, Dean! (Credit where credit is due though, at least Dean is two feet taller than Adam Cole.)
- Does History of Wrestling not have an interim mod while Baker-man is on walkabout?
- The fan fiction draft IS still going on.
- Thank you for reminding me about Marty Jannetty's thread! At some point, I promise to continue the tale.
- son... IS... HERE! Or was? Not sure which verb tense to use when commenting on yesterday's news today. Glad you posted the pic, Newsman @ness. And he's The Fifth. Just like Usher's kid.
- I should probably follow up in the countdown with an official announcement/confirmation, as I've received some PM's still asking if son has been born yet post-#PW96... which is more upsetting because it just reveals who's not listening to PW News.
- The Dazz is forever twelve. And 12-year-olds love Gargano because he's their size.
- Hurricanes hitting Iowa is the weirdest excuse I've ever heard for not updating a fan fic fed.
- A little sad about no Newsman @ness participation in PW Football. Still can't wait for rad to turn that into the next PW Wrestling!
- Shiiit, Wife and I still need to rank and submit our Top 100s to UT.
- Dr. Emperor is revealing significant games at such an insignificant pace.
- I can already confirm son is a T. He's even more of a Test fan than his dad. And he's definitely sucking it.
SUCK IT, PW!!!