|
Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2020 22:53:08 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 97 (16:50)
KANA-CHAN DEBUTS IN FFCW: So I briefly talk about Asuka and her matches in Summerslam. Dont worry WOWers I was nice and respectful and didn't mention her titties one time. Compare her possible match-up to Jericho in 2001 with the idea her matches are back-to-back. Also FFCW was surprisingly updated despite 1RealSmartAlex 's current weather and state issues. Dedicated to the craft or he already had it written and just couldn't post due to the storm. Either way he had 3 episodes left and now I have 3 episodes left. Eerie!
SON IS AN UNEMPLOYED FREELOADING BUM: So son is a day old now. 🤯 hates his job. Wife is probably gonna go through that nasty postpartum... so not a fun time to be in the Pizzle household. Give him some love. I'm gonna be on pduh 's podcast for the 3rd time next Saturday. So yeah right when #PW100 hits the can I'll be doing even more yaking on the mic. I dunno what the topic is gonna be at this point, but I make some guesses based on the pre- Baker discussion. Hope you guys aren't burnt out from me to ignore it especially if 🤯 is too busy to give it a listen with a newborn who doesn't pay rent.
TOP 100 VILLAINS: Villains have returned with Freddy Kruegger. Once dressed as him for Halloween and kids were legit scared. It IS a freaky mask. There's still the Animal Countdown whatever that is and don't neglect the top 100.
3 more episodes to go. I'm hoping #PW100 reaches the "most liked" thread in PW History. Well, maybe top 10. I hope people at least read it if they don't wanna listen.
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 15, 2020 22:54:06 GMT
I'm gonna blame this more on the new job than son, but... I'm backlogged. For a third time.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2020 22:55:31 GMT
I'm gonna blame this more on the new job than son , but... I'm backlogged. For a third time. Good news is once #PW100 hits, you won't have to worry about falling behind!
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 15, 2020 23:08:50 GMT
I'm gonna blame this more on the new job than son , but... I'm backlogged. For a third time. Good news is once #PW100 hits, you won't have to worry about falling behind! As I've learned from leaving Company H to go to Company S (f.k.a. Company A) —even though it was a joyless job— saying goodbye can be such a bittersweet thing. Here's holding out hope for three things: 1.) PW News evolves like a Pokémon after #PW100 into PW Update, a week or perhaps even month's worth of content and happenings to review. Less burnout or burden for Newsman @ness, even more epic episodes, and lower likelihood of me becoming backlogged. 2.) This new job turns out not to suck. Or, regardless of if it does, fast track to that trophy husband slash stay-at-home dad life. 3.) Stay up to date on Newsman @ness's PW Updates once PW News wraps. Revisit PW News backlog on speaker to acclimate son to Newsman @ness's smooth voice.
|
|
Junior Member
1,151 POSTS & 1,340 LIKES
|
Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Aug 16, 2020 1:43:25 GMT
I've always got an episode in the can ahead of what I post. I'm working on Heroes Stand Tall right now.
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 23, 2020 13:21:12 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 97 (16:50) KANA-CHAN DEBUTS IN FFCW: So I briefly talk about Asuka and her matches in Summerslam. Dont worry WOWers I was nice and respectful and didn't mention her titties one time. Compare her possible match-up to Jericho in 2001 with the idea her matches are back-to-back. Also FFCW was surprisingly updated despite 1RealSmartAlex 's current weather and state issues. Dedicated to the craft or he already had it written and just couldn't post due to the storm. Either way he had 3 episodes left and now I have 3 episodes left. Eerie! SON IS AN UNEMPLOYED FREELOADING BUM: So son is a day old now. 🤯 hates his job. Wife is probably gonna go through that nasty postpartum... so not a fun time to be in the Pizzle household. Give him some love. I'm gonna be on pduh 's podcast for the 3rd time next Saturday. So yeah right when #PW100 hits the can I'll be doing even more yaking on the mic. I dunno what the topic is gonna be at this point, but I make some guesses based on the pre- Baker discussion. Hope you guys aren't burnt out from me to ignore it especially if 🤯 is too busy to give it a listen with a newborn who doesn't pay rent. TOP 100 VILLAINS: Villains have returned with Freddy Kruegger. Once dressed as him for Halloween and kids were legit scared. It IS a freaky mask. There's still the Animal Countdown whatever that is and don't neglect the top 100. 3 more episodes to go. I'm hoping #PW100 reaches the "most liked" thread in PW History. Well, maybe top 10. I hope people at least read it if they don't wanna listen.
Listening & (Hopefully) Pooping... Clearing the Backlog: The Last Hoorah, VOL. 3 - Part 3 of 6 feat. Newsman @ness
- 1997, such a good year. All three "majors" (if we're calling ECW a major) we're firing on all cylinders. Let's see if this episode of PW News is firing on all four of its cylinders. - If not Brock, then I'm down for Asuka holding ALL the belts. I too was surprised to learn late in the game that a SummerSlam is not only happening but... happening this weekend? - Women of Wrestling should be merged with WWE and General IMO for equality purposes. History of Wrestling, meanwhile, clearly needs Baker-man. Baker-man IS HoW's lifeblood. - 1RealSmartAlex is a pro trooper. Knocking quality shows out, derechos be damned! "Mall" not "Mal" (like Cal)? Gonna miss these Newsman @ness pronunciations. - Jericho getting merked? Not familiar with merking. Is that like a murkin? - Loving the heavier FFCW coverage. Better late than never! @ness is definitely pulling an IRL jTjohncenaGOAT and losing in the first round... via forfeit and bye! - UPDATE: More turds breaking loose! - We were in the hospital for 2.5 days. The two weeks of parental leave is definitely disappearing way too fast. I could definitely go for being a stay-at-home dad/trophy husband and push son into a baby modeling career to make up for that lost income. - Wait, what week is it? Where am I in time? Is this a yesterday's news from LAST week? Like week before last? Or just this past week? Or are those the same weeks? - CM Punk'd no-selling son's birth to simultaneously reveal that he a.) truly does care about UT, and b.) doesn't actually listen to PW News was the most hilarious reaction to the Next Big Thing's debut. - I agree with @ness's stance on slasher villains. Also, Bruce from Finding Nemo wasn't a villain. Oh, wait... Jaws, not Finding Nemo. Whoops! - Random question: Why's my shitty ass harder to wipe clean than son's? - Random answer: Copious amounts of coarse ass hair. - I should at least work on my Top 100 today. - Starcraft. So good. Only weakness was no incorporation of titties. - North Koreans are definitely Zerg. South Koreans are Protoss. Americans are Terrans. - I remember the killer elephant attacks from Age of Empires! - NO SLEEP 'TIL NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN! SUCK IT, PW!!!
|
|
Junior Member
1,151 POSTS & 1,340 LIKES
|
Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Aug 23, 2020 13:33:52 GMT
I've always pronounced it Mal like Cal. Hence why I gave him a segment called Hotel Malifornia.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2020 13:38:41 GMT
🤯 nothing's better than the weekend backlog being set loose.
|
|
Legend
USER IS OFFLINE
Years Old
Male
Fan Fic Legend
28,009 POSTS & 20,248 LIKES
|
Post by UT on Aug 23, 2020 13:42:29 GMT
Well 🤯 , at least someone finally realizes I'm far more important than the arrival of anyone's son. Like people have kids every day , I go on vacation once a year. It's just sad that you of all people were more concerned with being a father instead of being a friend.
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 23, 2020 14:43:55 GMT
Well 🤯 , at least someone finally realizes I'm far more important than the arrival of anyone's son. Like people have kids every day , I go on vacation once a year. It's just sad that you of all people were more concerned with being a father instead of being a friend. LOL, you're mistaken; I'm not concerned with being either!
|
|
Legend
USER IS OFFLINE
Years Old
Male
Fan Fic Legend
28,009 POSTS & 20,248 LIKES
|
Post by UT on Aug 23, 2020 14:56:41 GMT
You’re a real son of a bitch 🤯.
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 23, 2020 14:58:16 GMT
You’re a real son of a bitch 🤯. Fixed. It's all about branding!
|
|
Legend
USER IS OFFLINE
Years Old
Male
Fan Fic Legend
28,009 POSTS & 20,248 LIKES
|
Post by UT on Aug 23, 2020 15:10:25 GMT
I’m going to laugh when you find out the mail man is the actual father. And then realize you don’t even have a mailman.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2020 15:10:54 GMT
I’m going to laugh when you find out the mail man is the actual father. And then realize you don’t even have a mailman. LMAO Poolboy with no pool.
|
|
Legend
23,184 POSTS & 12,594 LIKES
|
Post by 🤯 on Aug 23, 2020 18:22:02 GMT
son better not be some USPS bastard. It's FedEx kids only in this house.
|
|