Santa has been fired after Rudolph came forward that the fat man insisted on rubbing his red nose. Mrs. Clause recently tweeted #metoo.

Nothing is safe.

They'll just hire a newer, younger Santa

The warning signs were there.  Rudolph's red nose not only acts as a beacon, but also as a siren, when bad things happen.

Rumor is that he asked Prancer to watch him unwrap his package.... yikes.

As long as he wrote the remix to ignition he will be fine.

Can we seriously just cancel Christmas? The day after Thanksgiving I went to the store and a Christmas song came on the radio. Is there such a thing as a good Christmas song? I really hate this time of year.

I now have three trees up. Got some good Black Friday deals. In Canada, because our Thanksgiving is in October, it seems that the unofficial start date to Christmas is the day after Remeberance/Veterans Day. So we get it sooner, and harder than you Americanos because you have Thanksgiving to take part of the Christmas brunt.

Nov 30, 2017 12:10:01 GMT Mistress said:

They'll just hire a newer, younger Santa

A genderfluid, non-binary, non denominational Santa. 

Well this thread has at least answered one question for me. There's only one person I know that hates Christmas and Matt Hardy so decisively.

We're in one of my favourite months of the year, tasty eggnog to drink, carolers hopefully around, got my shopping done, presents under the lit tree, christmas decorations. Walking into my living room feels like a big warm christmas hug.

Dec 3, 2017 1:13:42 GMT Call said:

Well this thread has at least answered one question for me. There's only one person I know that hates Christmas and Matt Hardy so decisively.

We're in one of my favourite months of the year, tasty eggnog to drink, carolers hopefully around, got my shopping done, presents under the lit tree, christmas decorations. Walking into my living room feels like a big warm christmas hug.

Don't make me post my list of reasons to hate Christmas! :@

Dec 3, 2017 1:13:42 GMT Call said:

Well this thread has at least answered one question for me. There's only one person I know that hates Christmas and Matt Hardy so decisively.

We're in one of my favourite months of the year, tasty eggnog to drink, carolers hopefully around, got my shopping done, presents under the lit tree, christmas decorations. Walking into my living room feels like a big warm christmas hug.

If I learned anything from The Grinch, Mer... Ace's heart will grow two sizes, and he'll learn to love Christmas. 😉

Nov 30, 2017 20:38:59 GMT Ace Levy said:

Is there such a thing as a good Christmas song?

Dec 4, 2017 0:00:11 GMT Lony said:

If I learned anything from The Grinch, Mer... Ace's heart will grow two sizes, and he'll learn to love Christmas.  

Why Oncall, Watever do you mean? And my heart shrinks 2 sizes every Christmas while I eat chicken wings and drink beer alone while contemplating if its a sin to wash my hands and masturbate to internet porn on the day of Jesus' birth. Enough beers, too few wings, I justify it.

I propose a game. I will list 19 reasons that Christmas sucks. The winner gives me number 20.
My 12 (plus) hates of Christmas. You Taunted Me F#cker!

1) Christmas music. It’s all bad. No exception. If I get in my truck and want to dial into a country or Rock or even hip Hop Station, I do NOT want to hear Garth Brooks or The Boss’ Santa Claus is Coming to Town” or “Christmas in Hollis”! I want regular music!

2) Christmas f#cks T.V! every good show goes on a mid-season break. Why? Because Christmas specials take over! Most are on hiatus until January

and even worse, those that stay on have a “very special Christmas episode” that are the worst episodes that they ever make. There is a reason The Dukes of Hazzard did 7 seasons with only 1 Christmas episode (I can’t believe that episode was a Bo and Luke and not a Coy and Vance! It sucked).

3) You can’t shop. I’m not talking about gift shopping. I mean you can’t grocery shop! If I want to stop in at a grocery store for a 12’r of beer it takes forever because despite being in the express line, it’s not enforced. The blue hair in front of me with 50 items and who cant comprehend a Casio wristwatch from 1982 has to f#ck up everyone’s day.

4) Eggnog. At first, its cool. It’s a mixer. But without rum you realize you are basically drinking an uncooked omelet! With nutmeg?

5) Bellringers. I get it. You are raising money for charity. Good Charities. I give my spare change. But there are times when I don’t have any. Don’t give me that look!

6) Carolers . I know it’s not as widely practiced now but it happens. I will not greet you with cookies (See later) or warm eggnog (see above). You will be doused with the iciest bucket of water I can conjure.

7) Christmas lights. People love them! Unless you live next door to the guy who is obsessed by them and makes Halloween through New Years permanent daylight. I f#cking hate you! My Christmas decorations are duct taped cardboard sheets over bedroom windows, you MoFo!

8) Mistletoe. Lets be honest, we all know it is toxic. But tradition says we kiss under it? Great way to start something off, under poison?

9) Christmas Cards. Hate these so much. Never send me one. There are the ones from people you see every day. So why? Then the ones from people you only hear from once a year through the Christmas Card who include the yearly newsletter. Newsflash, if I see you all the time than I don’t need more crap in my mailbox or an obligation to display a pic of you and your CHUD family in my home. If I don’t know whats happened in the last year and your newsletter is actually informative that I clearly haven’t cared in the last year. Get the clue.

10) Fruitcake. I get this from time to time but less and less each year. If you want to avoid this than say this next time someone offers it to you “Here’s a riddle. What’s the difference between fruitcake and pussy?... I won’t eat your fruitcake! My Aunt has never given me a fruitcake again.

11) Office parties. You obligated to attend. Either while you could be out spending time you actually enjoy, you are stuck with people you are forced to be around all day even more. If they offer alcohol, you can’t drink because you have to stay professional even though you want to get plowed to make it through this hell. However, you know if you do have a couple than you are going to plow the awkward looking receptionist in the supply closet and have to deal with that on Monday.

12) Parades. Nothing more.

13) Those Holiday cookie tins (see #6). Those awful cookies that people pass off as presents. It’s like eating dirt covered in the most minute amount of frosting and then sprinkled with sh!t.

14) Christmas trees. Real, fake unnecessary debate from the get go. But fake, takes up storage. That much room for about a month out of the year? Why? Real, Pollute your home with needles, sap and the stench of pine. Be my guest, I will not be yours.

15) Family. Do you really like yours? I mean some you do, but all of yours? Admit it!

16) Those Red and White pinwheel candies are everywhere.

17) Christmas movies. Three days after Thanksgiving I want that kid to shoot his eye out… I want him to shoot my eyes out! Why is that crappy movie on all day long? Rudolph is just butthurt and if you want to be a dentitst, be a dentist but stop f#cking up my TV time!

18) Christmas sweaters are not “ironic” . They look stupid., Millenialls.

19) Christmas beers. There is so much shelf space. These take up too much. I don’t want a cinnamon and ginger pale ale!

20) Fill in the blank...