Seems unnecessary to say "stacked card this week on Dynamite!" but that's exactly what we've got tonight. Moxley defends the NJPW US title against Yuji Nagata, Young Bucks defend the tag titles against SCU and Darby Allin defends the TNT title against Miro. 

Mox/Nag is kicking off should be good

Did that sign just say '16 days to the Jericho cruise?'

So we're out of the pandemic, and also confident that wrestling fans will bathe themselves regularly?

Wild Thing is such an awesome theme for Mox. Tony's really splashing the cash on these songs!

Having not seen New Japan in quite some time, I'm not sure if Wild Thing is his NJPW theme or Jon Moxley is just a fan of the movie Major League. I can see either being equally likely.

OK that kicked ass. Love how different from the typical AEW style that felt. Just a total slugfest.

wait is cody about to start ranting about liz cheney not supporting trump's claim of a stolen election?

seriously what the hell is happening here?

did anthony ogogo completely shit all over america or something? why is cody rhodes out here promo'ing about how the usa overcame segregation and how his future kid will be born in the paradise that is the states and that is why he will be the american dream or whatever it is he's getting at?

Think that was probably the worst 10 minutes of TV that AEW have ever put on. Just self indulgent nonsensical trash.

Anyway let's get back to the wrestling!

AEW are really leaning in to blood these last few weeks. Daniels is absolutely pissing blood - was that really necessary?

They're gonna go the Superclash III finish, aren't they?

Damn. Daniels is gushing like a fountain.

May 13, 2021 0:40:54 GMT @admin said:

AEW are really leaning in to blood these last few weeks. Daniels is absolutely pissing blood - was that really necessary?

The thinking must be more blood = MORE DRAMA but I'm with you, blading wasn't really needed for this one

Down the filthy foreigner Cody! U-S-A! U-S-A!

LMFAO holy shit is Cody not the most pretentious person in all of wrestling today?

I know you are a keen analyser of the commercials Michinokudriver - that female pubic hair razor ad has got to be the most bizarre fit for pro wrestling ever, right?

May 13, 2021 0:40:54 GMT @admin said:

AEW are really leaning in to blood these last few weeks. Daniels is absolutely pissing blood - was that really necessary?

Daniels was inspired by his fellow mid 50's brotheren that he wanted to join in on the fun. You aren't officially apart of AEW without giving Tony Khan some of your blood. They show that ridiculous Dustin Rhodes all blood yell every single week in their intro for goodness sakes :rofl: 

May 13, 2021 0:59:54 GMT @admin said:

I know you are a keen analyser of the commercials Michinokudriver - that female pubic hair razor ad has got to be the most bizarre fit for pro wrestling ever, right?

DAMMIT I MISSED IT

will have to rewatch after aew is done

THREE WAY DANCE!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T KNOOOWWWW ME TONY

kenny omega with that 'you're not my real dad' energy

I think they called that ending on the fly. OC was down throughout the commercial break after that nasty looking powerbomb, might have had his bell rung.

I gotta see this promo in it's entirety, holy shit Cody is so full of shit :rofl: "YOU DIDNT COME HERE TO LIVE THE ENGLAND DREAM, YOU CAME TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM!"

He did this all to adopt his father's nickname. :rofl: had Ogogo trotting out the English flag and everything weeks prior.

:lol: putting that ratings excel table on the show has made my day.

I hope Cassandra McIntosh ain't watching this :rofl:

That dude is TAKEN Tully!

May 13, 2021 0:59:54 GMT @admin said:

I know you are a keen analyser of the commercials Michinokudriver - that female pubic hair razor ad has got to be the most bizarre fit for pro wrestling ever, right?

all right

so

i have seen that razor ad now

for one thing, it is tied with that kay's jewelry time after time ad for odd product placement, as it assumes rasslin fans are dating/will get married

but also i am not sold on the idea that pubes deserve a super specific separate razor. I would agree with doing it in the shower, as your skin is softened up from the hot water and steam, but I would rather trim them first and use a razor for the (shortened) leftovers. Not sure you need a purpose-built razor just for that.

BUBBLY BATH!!!

STADIUM STAMPEDE II!!!

oh god yes Stadium Stampede II. Dear god I want my Cornette blood pressure rant.

Orange Cassidy gets Omega on this same PPV too? I am in absolute tears. 

Can they do Stadium Stampede with crowds?

If Inner Circle got MJF drunk off the bubbly can he consent to a match?

Did anyone else notice when Tully told the boys he'd found the hottest women Jacksonville had to offer all of the Pinnacle were like

?

Do all the Allin matches resort to him going backstage and having some all out brawl? I am sorta expecting this yet again.

Jesus the way Darby bounced off Miro with that cannonball. Crazy :lol:

May 13, 2021 1:51:02 GMT Blindy said:

Do all the Allin matches resort to him going backstage and having some all out brawl? I am sorta expecting this yet again.

Hadn't noticed that as much as I noticed his matches are mostly him taking crazier and crazier bumps to outlast his opponents til they're too tired to fight back, otherwise known as the Homer Simpson tactic.