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Thank you for your patience and thank you for your time. This is the beginning of a new era, a new promotion to be feared! The dawn is near, for FINALLY....

A LIST OF TONIGHT'S COMPETITORS:

1RealSmartAlex Baker Big Pete Blindy c cig The Dazz Emperor iNCY The Kid Kilgore nazzer Ness pduh 🤯 thereallt RT shinobimusashi System UT
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I'm more hyped for this than I am for AEW All Out!

First of all; THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

LMAO @ NESS CHARACTER. PDUH was a monster and that PDUH/Ness confrontation was hilarious, especially how it ended. Same with the Ness/UT moment.

That ending was EPIC though. If that happened in real life, it would be one of the greatest Royal Rumble finishes ever.

As for me; SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE! That big head of mine would have been even bigger. Awesome shirt you gave me, too. The heel falls JUST short.

Out first, eh? Here's hoping I'm lined up for an HBK/Benoit/Mysterio push! (lol jk, just here to job to shinobimusashi)

Big Pete looks like a literal beast.

cig might be my favorite CAW, but I got good laughs too outta UT and The Kid. Love UT looking like a mashup of Droz and John Cena. Meanwhile, love The Kid has the Donkey Kong mode chest code from GoldenEye turned on.

Ness with the backwards MAGA ball cap gets the biggest pop up to this point. Boy is OVER!

thereallt looks like thereallt.

Baker-man looks like a prefect mashup of all our favorite #NWAPowerrr characters.

My hands smell like crayons.

LOL @ c's paper sack hood.

Can't stop smelling my palms.

Uh oh, Kilgore looks more like Kenny Omega than he does Pillman.

Is nazzer just @tazzer!?

Is this our final four? Pulling for Dr. Emperor if so. New Jersey Jets fan Kevin Thorne, a.k.a. Blindy has got to go! Shit, no... As soon as I type that, Blindy tosses Emp!

I don't think The Kid has the center of gravity required to win this...

nazzer Nazzplexes The Kid out to win!!!

That was awesome. Great job rad!

Seriously nothing enrages 🤯 more than somebody not wearing a mask during the pandemic. -_-

At least Shinobi avenged me, I thought the INCY & PI combination was going to lead into a shoot.

That was a ton of fun rad. Really enjoyed it , especially powerbombing RT over the top rope for the elimination.

Kid's big head got a real kick out of me. Especially when he was fending off elimination on the turnbuckle spots - it looked like a baby actually crying and throwing a tantrum.

Big Pete's the only man without a mask out of the first five contestants, and 🤯 rudely dumps him out in 30 seconds. What do you all have to hide?! Oh that's right, hideously ugly faces!!

cig!!! :lol: "The Big Baby"

Blindy's shirt is ripped, need some new clothes buddy.

Fergus Ferguson System getting straight down to business eliminating...I think that was iNCY? He ain't wasting no time with fancy moves. The Dazz is gone too! Oh no! And Big Baby CIG.

There goes 🤯 (no winning from #1!), and in comes RT, who is definitely not sober. I can tell by the way he slid under the ropes.

Turning my back on my competitors, climbing on the second rope, and gesturing to the crowd in a Rumble match. That's Emperor, world's best and smartest wrestler.

I forget who's who now but HOLY SHIT THAT GUY GOT POWERBOMBED OUT OF THE RING!!

Ness rocking the Fred Durst baseball cap and the Fred Durst taunt.

Emperor eliminates the only real wrestler in this competition. Low bridged the mighty Fergus Ferguson!

Ness eliminates one of the biggest men in the Rumble!

The Kid!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm gonna have to revoke cig's Big Baby nickname. Welcome Big Baby Kid! Don't headbutt me please!

1RealSmartAlex and UT out in quick succession.

Boom! Adios Claude Baker. Hasta la vista!

There goes Ness, he was doing so well! Blindy is doing even better.

Last two entrants are Brian Pillman and Taz. Are they PW posters?

There goes Kilgore, down to the Final Four! Including yours truly.

Nooooo!! Mr. Tatty T-shirt threw me out like a sack of potatoes. Well, clothes aside, I got eliminated by the second coolest looking guy in the Rumble.

Gotta say, The Kid and Blindy have been the two biggest ass kickers in the Rumble. OH MY GOD! nazzer JUST ELIMINATED THEM BOTH IN THE COOLEST WAY POSSIBLE. HOLY SHIT! WHAT A WAY TO WIN!!

Emperor That ending was truly awesome. I wish I would've thought of that during my Fan Fic years. An epic way to win.

That finish was so fucking awesome. Couldn't have gone any better.

What do I get for winning?

Sept 3, 2021 18:32:53 GMT nazzer said:

What do I get for winning?

A rematch against.... ME~!

Nice, I'm so happy everyone enjoyed it. Thanks for watching!

Future installments won't be so dry and bare bones, I assure you. In-game themes got drowned out for some reason and I hate that you still can't use custom arenas for rumble matches.

I'm shocked at how awesome it played out myself, other than Big Pete getting eliminated so fast. I'm thinking of having him destroy a generic CAW jobbers so I can build him back up.

SPOILER: Click to show

I love the irony of nazzer putting some of the least amount of effort into his sign-up yet still winning it all at #20. Awesome. Props to Blindy for lasting from #7 to runner-up.

The video package for Uploaded is what I'll be working on tonight, hoping to have it up by this weekend. A new thread will be created soon for the purpose of general discussion and promos.

3 of you tagged me in spoilers before I got a chance to watch it. This is an outrage. I demand a rematch, specifically one where I win.

RUN IT AGAIN

As many have already said, the finish was awesome. As for me, I look cool as fuck, but apparently don't know how to wrestle :lol:

🤯 not wrestling in the floatie is disappointing and now I have all sorta of "no footsies" spots playing out in my head including using the floatie to grab the the post and then someone popping it lmao.

Sept 3, 2021 20:33:04 GMT RT said:

3 of you tagged me in spoilers before I got a chance to watch it. This is an outrage. I demand a rematch, specifically one where I win.

RUN IT AGAIN

You were 1/2 of the best spot in the match prior to the ending! I think me and RT need a grudge match after he returns from his inevitable 9 month injury after nearly dying for that spot.

The only way the ending could have been better is if it had been me or RT winning. #RealNoRThAMericans

Sept 3, 2021 21:44:27 GMT UT said:

Sept 3, 2021 20:33:04 GMT RT said:

3 of you tagged me in spoilers before I got a chance to watch it. This is an outrage. I demand a rematch, specifically one where I win.

RUN IT AGAIN

You were 1/2 of the best spot in the match prior to the ending! I think me and RT need a grudge match after he returns from his inevitable 9 month injury after nearly dying for that spot.

Build a wheelchair ramp to the ring and you're on.

Sept 3, 2021 22:41:27 GMT RT said:

Sept 3, 2021 21:44:27 GMT UT said:

You were 1/2 of the best spot in the match prior to the ending! I think me and RT need a grudge match after he returns from his inevitable 9 month injury after nearly dying for that spot.

Build a wheelchair ramp to the ring and you're on.

Wheelchair on a pole match!

Now I really wanna see two wheelchair bond guys have a strap match. How that's gonna work I dunno. rad

I'm requesting a theme song change rad.

I want Al Snow's theme.


"WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!


HEAD!"

DAMN I was killing it then nazzer tripped me and I flew to my own death. UGH Final 2! Congrats Nazzer!

(That was awesome! I knew thereallt & RT would be targeting me with the Jets logo on my damn shirt :rofl:)

That's so typical of me to pose like an asshole and then see Nazzer eliminate Kid and I tried to cheap that win only to fail mightily :rofl: 

I see the Baker man is still living in the '80s. Any time he wants to have an '80s vs. '90s showdown, he knows where to find me. Get a front row seat to history repeating itself when grunge once again destroys hair metal.

Sept 3, 2021 22:47:14 GMT Ness said:

Now I really wanna see two wheelchair bond guys have a strap match. How that's gonna work I dunno. rad

I was thinking more like we're in motorized wheelchairs playing bumper cars until one of us no sells and just stands up and kicks the other one in the face.

I mean that isn't the plan who would do such a thing

Hasn’t been any wrestling shows in over a month and I’m still doing jobs, fml

Sept 4, 2021 0:41:21 GMT Kilgore said:

I see the Baker man is still living in the '80s. Any time he wants to have an '80s vs. '90s showdown, he knows where to find me. Get a front row seat to history repeating itself when grunge once again destroys hair metal.

You know what to do rad. I've been waiting 30 years to get my revenge. Kilgore is going down.

Sept 5, 2021 16:27:10 GMT System said:

Hasn’t been any wrestling shows in over a month and I’m still doing jobs, fml

Journeyman working with the young talent. Everyone in the business loves working with ya, but all the kids watching think you're a loser since you never win matches. You get respect but no love at the same time.

Sept 5, 2021 22:23:34 GMT Baker said:

Sept 4, 2021 0:41:21 GMT Kilgore said:

I see the Baker man is still living in the '80s. Any time he wants to have an '80s vs. '90s showdown, he knows where to find me. Get a front row seat to history repeating itself when grunge once again destroys hair metal.

You know what to do rad . I've been waiting 30 years to get my revenge. Kilgore is going down.

Come on over, shoot the shit.