Five minutes, folks.

Was Miro still in the opening with his title? TNT knows Miro as champion= ratings.

It seems odd to me there are duelling chants for a Bobby Fish vs CM Punk match

The Leafs game started at 4:30 so I was like "well I'll start with that and decide what I'm watching."

It was 2-0 before Dynamite started and I have never changed the channel so fast.

Me on twitter: I love how CM Punk decided to make the body slam a signature move and all he did was go on TV and say "body slams are cool now," and everyone was like "yes, daddy."

(pls follow me I am very funny)

Looked like Fish's shoulder went up before the three count.

I'ma need to see a slow mo replay of that pinfall plz

Fish with the Hogan kickout.

Oct 28, 2021 0:18:46 GMT X-zero said:

Fish with the Hogan kickout.

I mean it kinda makes sense since

(1) Punk took a few seconds to make the pin after the GTS

(2) Fish had been working on the leg throughout the match

(3) I think but am not sure that due to said leg work Punk had to hit the GTS with his other knee, reducing its effectiveness

and just one week after I said I liked MJF promos when he isn't trying to get banal cheap heat by insulting This Local Town...

Perfect for Darby to come back on Halloween week. Nobody noticed him in that costume.

Oct 28, 2021 0:30:16 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Perfect for Darby to come back on Halloween week. Nobody noticed him in that costume.

I didn't even know it was him until he took the jacket off.

Jamie didn't do the D-M-D finger thingie

Oct 28, 2021 0:36:57 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Jamie didn't do the D-M-D finger thingie

BREAKING: Backstage HEAT between Jamie and Britt. Turn incoming? CONFIRMED ON DYNAMITE

Our buddy Big Red made a good point on twitter. Britt hasn't done much of anything since All Out. She gets 15 seconds to do her DMD chant every week and that's it. I think she had a Rampage match between then and now but that's it.

If they're gonna continue to use Judas and Jericho's tron for the full Inner Circle whenever Jericho's with them, the least they should do is have a new video that at least has the rest of them in it.

Oct 28, 2021 0:41:24 GMT RT said:

Oct 28, 2021 0:36:57 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Jamie didn't do the D-M-D finger thingie

BREAKING: Backstage HEAT between Jamie and Britt. Turn incoming? CONFIRMED ON DYNAMITE

Our buddy Big Red made a good point on twitter. Britt hasn't done much of anything since All Out. She gets 15 seconds to do her DMD chant every week and that's it. I think she had a Rampage match between then and now but that's it.

Has she not? I'd have to think about that for a while but it does feel like she's still been on the show much more than that.

Oct 28, 2021 0:36:57 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Jamie didn't do the D-M-D finger thingie

She never does.

Oct 28, 2021 0:41:24 GMT RT said:

Oct 28, 2021 0:36:57 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Jamie didn't do the D-M-D finger thingie

BREAKING: Backstage HEAT between Jamie and Britt. Turn incoming? CONFIRMED ON DYNAMITE

Our buddy Big Red made a good point on twitter. Britt hasn't done much of anything since All Out. She gets 15 seconds to do her DMD chant every week and that's it. I think she had a Rampage match between then and now but that's it.

Remember how many matches Shida had during her long reign? But atleast Britt gets near weekly tv time Shida barely got anything.

...did, uh, did Danielson just undersell clinical depression?

"Yeah, well, lots of people have that and still make it to the ring!"

Fenix better watch cutting off Alex.

I know this instance is only because the brackets worked out this way, but will Shida be obsessed with making sure her 50th win must be against Deeb?

Oct 28, 2021 0:59:32 GMT X-zero said:

Oct 28, 2021 0:41:24 GMT RT said:

BREAKING: Backstage HEAT between Jamie and Britt. Turn incoming? CONFIRMED ON DYNAMITE

Our buddy Big Red made a good point on twitter. Britt hasn't done much of anything since All Out. She gets 15 seconds to do her DMD chant every week and that's it. I think she had a Rampage match between then and now but that's it.

Remember how many matches Shida had during her long reign? But atleast Britt gets near weekly tv time Shida barely got anything.

I'm not talking about the matches it's the fact they give her next to no TV time. Yet they'll give Dan Lambert 10 minutes to call everyone a bunch of useless millennials every week (except this week, obviously, I know). And just because Shida suffered from the same thing doesn't make it ok.

Oct 28, 2021 1:00:23 GMT Michinokudriver said:

...did, uh, did Danielson just undersell clinical depression?

"Yeah, well, lots of people have that and still make it to the ring!"

That was awkward. I liked the promos from both of them but yeah, he kinda fucked up. I think the general theme of his promo was to overcome your problems but he didn't word it properly. Would have been better if he brought up his neck injury and return instead.

Actually, no, wait. That's equating mental illness to a physical thing you can fix over time. Never mind.

Shida/Deeb was excellent!

Oct 28, 2021 1:14:08 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Shida/Deeb was excellent!

Funaki INDEED gif

Yep Nyla is winning her leg is going to go out when going for the Katana.

NUMBER 50

Great match. They can fight every week for all I care. Awesome.

Loved the Hitman throwback with the colours and figure four on the ring post.

See these bloody hands daddy this for you.

a nitpick:

after Mox tore off 10's mask to bite him, dude should have no longer treated it as a regular wrestling match but HOLY SHIT THIS MADMAN IS GOING TO MURDER ME IN THIS RING and now he's fighting for his life. More punching, more 10 on his back frantically kicking to keep Moxley away, less running to corners for facewash kicks.

Poor Cody is trying he best and people just aren't having.

what the hell is happening

it's some sort of weird 4th wall breaking john cena promo

Oct 28, 2021 1:35:05 GMT Michinokudriver said:

what the hell is happening

it's some sort of weird 4th wall breaking john cena promo

I thought Cena as well.

Hoepfully this will stay a tag feud other wise I think the crowd my turn on the Cody vs. Andrade match completely.