Today it was announced that the owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, C Montgomery Burns has started a new business venture in the form of a new wrestling federation, titled “Springfield Wrestling Federation.”
Weekly programming will air at 6:05pm Saturday on the FOX Network (& broadcast in Spanish on Canal Ocho) which will lead into the first ever SWF PPV “Springfield ShowDown” to be held at the Springfield Arena Football Arena. A tournament will be held in the following weeks to decide the two combatants that will compete for the SWF Championship at the showdown.
Mr.Burns hopes this new venture will bring more tourism into Springfield’s economy and most importantly more revenue into his pockets. Tune in at 11pm for the roster reveal.
Barry sees Mr.Burns’ new promotion as a perfect platform to promote Duff products as well as honour the other Duffmen before him.
Horatio “The Sea Captain” McCallister
With seafaring being at an all time these last two years, the sea captain looks to bring home the SWF championship and invest his purse into the Flying Dutchman.
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson has entered the tournament on the inebriated encouragement from Barney Gumble and Moe Syzlak, much to the dismay of his wife Marge.
Herschel “Krusty the Clown” Krustofsky
Krusty the clown believes winning the SWF championship will be a great way to boost his stock in the entertainment industry.
Jeff “Comic Book Guy” Albertson
After posting his dismay with the mainstream wrestling promotions on several message boards, Comic Book Guy looks to show the workers of today how it’s done by way of competing in the SWF.
Lenny Leonard
Following in Homer’s footsteps, Lenny was encouraged by Homer to enter the tournament the following morning at the Springfield power plant so he can potentially buy a new home.
Ned Flanders
Flanders plans to donate his purse to the Springfield church if successful in the tournament and give Springfield a righteous SWF champion. Waylon Smithers JR
Smithers begged Mr.Burns to be in this tournament in an attempt to impress him with his physical prowess in the ring.
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The tournament brackets will take place on the weekly shows in the coming weeks with the final match up taking place for the mainevent of Springfield showdown.
Undercard matches will be announced at a later date.
Welcome everyone to the debut episode of Saturday Night Slam-Masters!
I’m your host Troy McClure, you may remember me from such sports entertainment programs as WrestleSport Season 1, Ring of HHHonor and PWFL - Foozeball for the 21st Stenchury.
Tonight we have two tournament match-ups as Waylon Smithers takes on Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson takes on the Sea Captain in tonight’s main event!
So grab yourself a Ribwich and a buzz cola at the concession stand and lets get ready for
S-W-F Saturday Night Slam-Masters!
Radioactive Man
VS
BumbleBee Man
Radioactive Man and Bumblebee kick off the night’s action with some fast paced acrobatics. Radioactive Man controlled the early going until Bumblebee stopped his momentum with a springboard stunner.
BumbleBee gained momentum beating down Radioactive as he aimed to wear down Radioactive’s legs to hinder his aerial momentum.
However Bumble missing a splash from the top rope allowed Radioactive man to change the course of the match up and put BumbleBee away with the atomic leg drop.
Winner: Radioactive Man
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Quarter Finals
Ned Flanders
Waylon Smithers
Homer Simpson
The Sea Captain
Krusty the Clown
Lenny Leonard
Duff Man
Comic Book Guy
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Quarter Final Match up
Ned Flanders
VS
Waylon Smithers JR
Smithers is pumped up for the match up, stretching his arms on the roped and stomping the ring in hopes to impress his boss Mr.Burns. Flanders remains reserved yet prepared for the match up as he stares at Smithers.
The bell rings and Smithers charges at Flanders, Flanders sidesteps causing Smithers to launch himself into the turnbuckle post shoulder first! Flanders capitalizes and pulls Smithers out of the corner and sets him up in a powerbomb position.
Running crucifix powerbomb! Flanders goes for the cover and gets the 3, advancing to the semi finals.
Winner:
Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders interview
Flanders:
Hi-Diddily-Ho Neighborinos! Let that be a lesson to everyone in SWF that wants to test my fortitude. I plan to win this tournament and put the prize money to good use for my church unlike the rest of the damned in this tournament. And you can watch me diddily-do so live on Pay Per View and you better actually pay for it rather than watching it illegally at Moe’s Tavern!
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Chief Wiggum & Sergeant Lou
VS
Louie & Johnny Tightlips
Chief Wiggum and Louie squared off in the early going, with Wiggum’s size advantage playing a factor in the match up able to overpower Louie’s more technical approach to the match up.
Wiggum attempts a splash in the corner however Louie moves out of the way gaining the upper hand in the match up. Louie works Wiggum to the corner and makes the tag to Tightlips.
Tightlips and Louie make quick tags, isolating Wiggum in their corner of the ring..working the midsection to hinder Wiggum’s ability to breath easily.
Wiggum musters up the strength to hit Tightlips with a headbutt and crawl to his corner! Dazed, Tightlips slowly crawls and tags in Louie. Louie pounces toward Wiggum in order to prevent his tag attempt but is too late, Sergeant Lou in with the hot tag!
The Sergeant knocks Louie down with a series of clotheslines followed up a dropkick. Tightlips attempts to enter the ring but Sergeant Lou hits with with a hard right hand and knocks him off the apron.
Louie attempts to attack the sergeant from behind but he ducks and counters with a back suplex! Sergeant Lou raises Louie to a vertical base and drives him into the canvas with a brainbuster! He motions to the crowd as he tags in Chief Wiggum. Wiggum hits the ropes and comes crashing down on Louie with a running splash! Tightlips again attempts to enter the ring but Sergeant Lou keeps him away with a baseball slide kick as Wiggum gets the 3.
Louie attempts to grab the microphone from Troy McClure as he exits the ring while the police celebrate but Johnny Tightlips quickly pulls him away.
Winners: Chief Wiggum & Sergeant Lou
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The Sea Captain Interview
Troy McClure: Horatio, tonight you take on Homer Simpson in tonight’s main event in a quarter final match up. What is your strategy going into this match up?
Sea Captain: Arr, Homer Simpson is a big gluttonous lad who ate everything the Frying Dutchman had to offer so I know ye’s strength. However tis’ no match for I, the Sea Captain who has traveled the roughest of seas and taken on the toughest of creatures.
Troy McClure thanks the Sea Captain for the interview and informs the audience he will not be able to interview Homer as he was only just able to secure parking as he got lost on the way to the arena.
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is coming to the SWF at Super-Showdown!
Purchase two Squishees for $12 at the Kwik-E-Mart for your chance to win tickets to the big event!
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Main Event
Quarter Final Match
Horratio “The Sea Captain” McCallister
VS
Homer Simpson
The two hosses square off and circle the ring before engaging in a collar-elbow tie up.
After a test of strength, Homer backs the Sea Captain into the corner. The referee tells Homer to break his hold and he does so, only to be poked in the eye by The Sea Captain!
With Homer temporarily blinded, The Sea Captain goes on the attack with a series of strikes.
The Sea Captain chops Homer continuously which only angers Homer as he withstands the punishment. Homer retalities and knocks the sea captain down with one vicious chop.
Homer goes for the cover however the Sea Captain kicks out at 1 with a powerful kick out, sending Homer across the ring. Homer crawls to the corner resting on the bottom rope but the Sea Captain places his boot across Homer’s throat. The referee gets to 4 and then scolds the Sea Captain to get out of the corner. Homer holds is throat with one hand and pulls himself up by the ropes with the other. Homer shifts the momentum by hitting the sea captain with a body slam and allowing himself time to recover. Homer has the upper hand for a few minutes until he attempts a running knee only to be countered by a drop toe hold sending him leaning onto the second rope. The Sea Captain uses the ropes to choke Homer then pulls him back in the centre of the ring after the referee’s warning. The Sea Captain places Homer in a headlock with things not looking good for Mr.Simpson
The Sea Captain wears Homer down to a horizontal base as the energy drains from Simpson’s body. Just as the light looks to dim from Homer’s eyes he uses the small amount of energy he has left to elbow the Captain in the ribs. Homer moves his body to the side in order to get another shot to the Captain’s ribs.
Homer gets to a standing position and nails the Sea Captain with one last elbow breaking out of the headlock and smashing the Sea Captain down to the mat with an impressive lariat.
Homer regains his breath back and his heated from Sea Captain’s underhanded tactics and is visibly fired up! He turns the ride of the match up as the Sea Captain has no answer for Homer’s offense.
Homer Simpson conjures all of his strength and hoists the Sea Captain up for a thunderous powerbomb!
Homer collapses out of exhaustion and just barely manages to make it over to the sea captain for the cover.
1-2-3!
Winner: Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson and The Sea Captain lay in the ring both exhausted after their bout. It’s announced that next week Krusty the Clown will take on Lenny Leonard and Duff Man will take on Comic Book Guy in the remaining quarter final match ups as Saturday Night Slam Masters goes off air.
This is already the best thing to happen to Fanfic in a while. I love being able to read the promos in each character's voice and the presentation is damn near perfect. It actually felt like I was reading a Simpsons wrestling episode at times, so well done sir. (Appreciate the PWFL shout out, btw!)
Really hoping you keep up with this, that was a blast to read.
Thanks for the kind words, I plan to keep this going but I’m travelling atm so other things taking priority so it may be awhile radEd
Of course, no pressure bud. I figured after seeing photographs of your recent daredevil exploits. I'd be way more concerned if you were writing/planning shows while traveling: "Sir, you need to put that phone down and go touch some grass sand right now!"
Hello everyone and welcome back to Saturday Night Slam-Masters as I’ve returned from filming my new movie “Habibti, where art thou?”. Tonight a man with parents cruel enough to name him Lenny Leonard will take on Krusty the clown in our main event! Plus Comic Book guy will take on Duff Man in our two quarter final match ups. oh yeah!
Principal Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers VS Abe Simpson & Jasper Beardly
A high flying contest this was not, as each team used a slow calculated offensive throughout the match up. Chalmers seemed to have the match up in the bag until a miscommunication in tagging in Skinner allowed Jasper to pick up the victory..allowing he and Abe to leave the arena in time to watch the nightly re-runs of Matlock.
Winners Abe Simpson & Jasper Beardly
Troy McClure interviews Comic Book Guy
Troy McClure What is your tactic going into this match up with Duff Man where most people see you as the underdog?
Comic Book Guy Why would I reveal my strategy going into this match up to everyone in the arena and for Duff Man to hear? That would be as asinine as Jyn Erso revealing the rebel alliance’s plan to Grand Moff Tarkin via holoprojector! At this rate I need to win the tournament just to recoup all the money I lost on Morbius action figures. That’s ACTION FIGURES and not dolls, for your information!
Duff Man VS Comic Book Guy
Duff Man entered the first half of the match up overly confident, trying to use powerhouse moves to lift Comic Book guy off his feet in the early going with little success. Comic Book Guy got some key offence going in the second half but Duff Man wisely utilized his cardio advantage, playing a cat & mouse game and going on the defensive in order to tire Comic Book Guy out and hit a running splash for the 3.
Winner Duff Man
Mr.Burns announcement
Mr.Burns is shown at a press conference alongside Smithers and announces there will be a big change coming to the SWF to be announced at Springfield Showdown. A reporter asks if Burns had a prediction for the favourite to win the tournament, citing Homer Simpson as an example after his back and forth battle with the sea captain.Smithers reminds Mr.Burns who Homer Simpson is: a worker in sector 7G. Burns explains that he had a prediction for the winner but thinks his announcement regarding Springfield Showdown will change the competitor's mindsets significantly.
Main Event
Lenny Leonard VS Krusty the Clown
Lenny Leonard was by far in control of this match up with Krusty looking like he had not taken the opportunity seriously. Lenny Leonard relied on quick strikes & agility to compliment his slim frame with Krusty doing little more than crawling towards the ropes and rolling out of the ring to the outside.
Lenny sized up Krusty for a big roundhouse kick but Krusty blocked and rolled him up for a small package for the 3! Lenny is irate as Krusty is helped up by the referee having used the last of his energy for the roll-up.
Winner Krusty
As Krusty is helped to the back the camera pans near the entrance of a dark room with only a lit cigar visible as Saturday Night Slam-Masters immediately goes off-air.
Hi everyone I’m Troy McClure! I’ve been off filming my upcoming rom-com “Sleepless in Saigon” airing on Channel 6!
Tonight we have Two Semi-Final match ups as Duff Man takes on Homer Simpson and Krusty the Clown takes on Ned Flanders in tonight’s main event. [/QUOTE]
SEMI FINAL MATCH UP
VS Homer Simpson VS Duff Man
Duff Man dominates the early going of the match up, countering the small offence attempts Simpson was able to muster when Duff man wasn’t dishing out the punishment.
Duff Man has several pin attempts on Simpson but is somehow unable to get the 3.
The trajectory of the match doesn’t change with Duff Man throwing homer around the ring, visibly frustrated as his energy levels begin to drop as he is unable to get the 3.
Duff Man drags Simpson up to his feet and lifts Homer up for a body slam! Duff Man’s legs are unsteady and he falls back with Simpson on top of him.
The referee starts the count as Duff Man struggles to get his shoulder up: 1-2-3
Winner Homer Simpson
Duff Man kicks out at 3.1, humiliated by the loss and storms up the ramp. Medical personal check on Simpson who isn’t responding to their cues and they take him out of the ring on a stretcher.
Mr.Burns addresses Simpson’s condition
Mr Burns addresses the camera and explains that SWF has the best medical team onboard who will assess Simpson’s condition tomorrow before Super Show-Down takes place. He claims that in the worst case scenario Simpson would have to be replaced but is an extremely unlikely scenario.
He says he is excited for the night’s main event between Krusty and Flanders (the winner facing Homer at Show-Down) and is looking forward to crowning the inaugural champion.
Louie & Johnny Tightlips VS Moe Szylak & Barney Gumble
Leaving Lenny Leonard in charges of Moe’s for the evening, Szylak and Barney look to pick up a victory in hopes to be the talk of the town when Springfield Show-Down airs tomorrow at Moe’s.
Barney and Moe managed to hold their own longer than expected but their luck is short lived with Tightlips and Louie proving too much to handle for the duo.
Winners: Louie & Johnny Tightlips
Louie and Johnny Tightlips are congratulated by Fat Tony backstage, with Tony huddling them together to tell them some information but is interrupted by Troy McClure.
Troy McClure asks Louie & Tightlips about their victory and Louie attempts to speak only for Tightlips to cut them off and shout “we aren’t saying nothing” as Fat Tony looks at McClure displeased.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is coming to the SWF tomorrow night at Super Show-Down! Purchase two squishees for $15 at the Kwik-e-Mart for your chance to win last minute tickets to the show!
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Semi Final Match
Ned Flanders VS Krusty the Clown
Flanders and Krusty circle the ring before finally locking up as the crowd anticipates the night’s main event. The lock up is broken and Flanders swings at Krusty for a strike
Krusty falls to the ground and appears lifeless and Flanders looks puzzled. He hesitantly goes for the cover, making sure that Krusty doesn’t have a trick up his sleeve. Flanders gets the 3 in less than 30 seconds?!
Winner: Flanders
The referee attempts to raise Flanders hand but he leaves in disgust looking agitated as the crowd boos the disappointing main event. Krusty gets up off the mat as the show goes off the air.
SPRINGFIELD SHOW-DOWN SPRINGFIELD ARENA FOOTBALL ARENA LIVE ON PPV!
Troy McClure
Hello everyone and welcome to Springfield Show-Down! I'm Troy McClure, You may remember me from such PPV extravaganzas as Shelbyville Girls Gone Wild and Homer Simpson VS Drederick Tatum! Before we get started we have an announcement from SWF Owner Mr.Burns
Mr.Burns
Hello people of Springfield, I'd like to welcome you all to Springfield Wrestling Federation’s first ever PPV! I’ve personally invested a small portion of my enormous wealth into this endeavor and cannot wait to watch tonight’s card.
I also have two announcements to make.
The first, SWF’s lead medical expert Dr.Nick Riviera has cleared Homer Simpson to compete in his championship bout with Ned Flanders. The second is there will be an investigation into the shenanigans that took place during The Krusty VS Ned Flanders match-up at a later date but it will not affect tonight's proceedings.
Thirdly, the use of weapons and previously barred holds will now be allowed going forward in the SWF to allow for more ferocious battles!
That is all my good people of Springfield, make sure to spend your money at the merchandise stand!
VS VS
BumbleBee Man VS RadioActive Man VS Otto Man
Radioactiveman and BumbleBee Man face off in a heated exchange, echoing back to their early encounter in the quarter finals with RadioActive Man walking away victorious. Otto Man tries to interject but is swatted away by the pair and shoved into the canvas.
Radioactive Man and BumbleBee Man exchange holds with Bee having the slight aerial advantage, using springboard maneuvers to keep the match up at a faster pace. Otto goes in for the sneak attack on BumbleBee Man and sends him flying over the top rope to the outside!
Otto showboats for a moment only to be hit with a thunderous German suplex by Radioactive Man! Otto gets some lucky shots in here and there but is no match for the strength of radioactive man.
Radioactive Man delivers an impressive body slam and sets Otto up for the atomic elbow!
Radioactive Man climbs the top rope and prepares for his descent…
Spanish Fly! Out of nowhere BumbleBee Man sprung to the top rope and flipped Radioactive Man into the canvas!
BumbleBee Man covers RadioActive Man for the 3 with Otto Man unable to break the pin attempt up in time! The score is now 1-1 between BumbleBee Man and Radioactive Man, Man!
Winner BumbleBee Man
Flanders Interview
Troy McClure Ned Flanders, going into your title match tonight with Homer Simpson is the investigation surrounding your controversial match-up with Krusty hanging over your head:
Flanders No-Diddly-Darn-It It isn’t! Just because I’m the only person in Springfield that’s heard of actually taking your vitamins AND Saying your Prayers doesn’t mean I’m a charlatan! I used the Good Lord's guidance to prepare me for this tournament and I beat Waylon Smithers fair & Square. Are you going to accuse the good Lord of divine intervention tonight when I defeat that buffoon Homer Simpson?
If it comes out that Krusty took a dive then I had nothing to do with it! It’s turned into Springfield and Gomorrah with everyone else in this tournament trying to use it to add to their ill-gotten gains while I plan to donate my prize pool to the Springfield church and I’m painted out to be a crook? I’m Disg-Diddly-Usted!
VS
Louie/Johnny Tightlips/Frankie the Squealer VS Chief Wiggum/Lou/Eddie
The Match starts off in a scramble with the 6 competitors going at it in an all-out brawl, the referee tries to restore order as Chief Wiggum drives Tightlips and Squealer into the canvas with a double clothesline.
Wiggum tags in Eddie as Tightlips makes the tag to Louie.
Louie takes Eddie back into the corner and the Springfield mafia System atically cut the ring off and keep Eddie in their corner, using quick tags to their advantage in the few moments Eddie was able to fight back.
Eddie elbows Louie (who is now the legal man) in the ribs and manages to break out of the sleeper hold Louie had placed him in. Eddie scrambles to run to the other side of the ring but Louie catches his boot! Eddie connects with a reverse enzuigiri to Louie and makes the tag to Lou!
Lou and Louie battle out, striking back and forth with Louie placing Lou in a side headlock takedown, Lou reverses pushing Louie into the ropes and tries to trip Louie with a horizontal slide. Louie hits the ropes again and Lou evades Louie with a leapfrog before Lou finally slams Louie with a big hiptoss!
Louie scrambles and makes the tag to Frankie! Lou is straight away on the attack hitting Frankie with a quick succession of clotheslines and back elbows. Lou slams Frankie into the canvas and motions to Chief Wiggum for the tag. Lou tags Wiggum in and Wiggum runs off the ropes jumping full force on to Frankie to deliver a massive splash!
1-2-3
Winner:
Chief Wiggum/Lou/Eddie
The Police celebrate quickly and leave the arena as Fat Tony comes charging down the ramp.
He stands at ringside shouting angrily at the mobsters as they help Frankie to his feet. Louie and Johnny look at Fat Tony who makes a cut-throat motion to them and they proceed to beat down Frankie the Squealer! They end the assault by triple power-bombing Frankie and leaving him in the ring helpless.
Nahasapeemapetilon VS Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson waits in the ring for the debut of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, stretching and nervously waiting for his opponent’s music to hit.
Troy McClure stands on the ramp and announces that Apu will not be able to make it as the Kwik-E-Mart was (allegedly) held up by Snake earlier today and Apu has been waiting several hours for a response from the Springfield Police.
McClure then announces that Apu’s brother Sanjay will be filling in for this evening!
The match begins and straight away Gil Gunderson hooks Sanjay’s leg for a small package!
1-2-3
Winner: Gil Gunderson
Sanjay storms out of the ring in shock as Gil Gunderson celebrates the quickest victory in SWF so far! Gil Gunderson does a victory lap of the ringside fans to clap their hands before diving into the crowd!
Homer Simpson Interview
Troy McClure
Homer, we’ve been unable to hear from you during the lead up to this tournament. How are you feeling going in tonight’s match up after last night’s gruelling match with Duff Man?
Homer Simpson
I’m on PPV?! Woo-hoo! I’d like to say hello to everyone at Moes…and my wife and kids watching this fight at home! I’m feeling A-Ok and can’t wait to win this tournament legita-.. Fairly unlike that stupid cheat Ned Flanders!
VS
Groundskeeper Willie VS Seymour Skinner
Groundskeeper Willie is caught off guard in the early going, seemingly underestimating the Vietnam veteran (We don't acknowledge The Principal and the Pauper here) as Skinner was able to evenly match Willie. Willie’s frustration began to show as he went into the next gear and was able to gain the upper hand.
Willie was dominating the middle portion of the match up (much to the chagrin of Chalmers) but unable to keep Skinner down, with Skinner slowly fighting back into the fray with Willie’s offensive getting sloppier the more tired he became from the bout. Skinner was now on top of the match up but unable to get the final blow in. Sensing his frustration, Chalmers threw Willie’s rake to Skinner. Skinner attempted to hit Willie over the head with the rake but Willie ducked, causing Skinner to hit his own head with rake after it ricocheted off the ropes. Allowing Willie to roll up Skinner for the 3.
Winner:
Groundskeeper Willie
MAIN EVENT
VS
SWF Championship
Homer Simpson VS Ned Flanders
There’s no neighbourly love lost between the two as they exchange heavy blows as soon as the bell rings. Flanders backs Homer into the corner and immediately breaks the hold as instructed by head referee Hans Moleman. Homer uses the opportunity to back elbow Flanders in the jaw causing him to bleed from the mouth. Flanders fights back, throwing Homer back into the corner and striking him repeatedly in the abdomen. The referee begins the count and Flanders doesn’t break until the 4 count, wisely keeping his distance from Simpson in the corner.
Homer spears Flanders into the mat but is only able to get a one count in the early going in. Homer lifts Flanders up and places him in a headlock, with Flanders quickly able to reverse into a headlock of his own. Flanders is able to maintain his hold on Simpson for a considering while, momentarily slowing Homer down and allowing Flanders to regain his composure to a certain extent. Homer finds his footing on the mat and is able to pivot himself to a seated position. Homer channels the energy of the crowd and gets to a standing position! Flanders jumps on Homer’s back and wraps his leg around Homer’s waist trying to desperately take Homer back down to a horizontal base.
Homer managed to back Flanders into the corner, ramming Flanders back first into the buckle to literally get Flanders off his back. Homer rolls out of the ring in an attempt to regain his breath but is met with Flanders flying towards with a double ax handle off the top rope--
Homer catches him, Belly to belly suplex through the announce table!! Both men are spent as they lie motionless on the floor. Homer is first to a vertical base and attempts to enter the ring but is caught by Flanders! Flanders drives a chair into Homer’s rib cage then plants the chair full force over Homer’s head.
The Chair remains over Homer’s head as he is visibly dazed and beginning to fall with Flanders following up with a running knee to the head. Flanders is advised to keep his distance from Homer as Referee Moleman checks on Simpson’s condition. Flanders rolls back into the ring with his chair in hand, demanding Moleman to have mercy and rule Homer out of the match.
Moleman was seconds away from being declared unable to compete but made it to his feet and charges back in the ring. Homer sluggishly swings at Flanders but is unable to do much damage, with Flanders ducking, allowing him to flip Homer over and place him on his shoulders
Running Crucifix Powerbomb! Exhausted from the bout and lifting the heavy Homer over his shoulders he slowly makes the cover. 1-2-Kick Out! Flanders is shocked as Homer just barely manages to get his shoulder up, Flanders looking up and clasping his hands together saying something inaudible to himself as he looks to the sky.
Flanders grabs the chair and tells Moleman to check on Simpson again. “Stay Down” Flanders begs, desperately wanting Homer to be ruled out of the match up. Homer again makes it to his knees as Flanders hoists the chair over his head, ready to swing at Simpson. “Stay Down Homer!” Flanders exclaims again but sees that that isn’t an option for Homer and swings the chair at Homer’s head, Low-Blow! Homer strikes Flanders in the groin, yanking the chair away from Ned and sets it up in a seated position as he strikes Flanders in the back. Homer throws Flanders arm over his shoulder and grasps Flanders by the neck, setting him up for a Chokeslam.
Homer hoists Flanders into the air and delivers a devastating chokeslam sending Flanders back first into the steel chair. Homer hooks the leg purely out of instinct as he remains somewhat dazed.
1
2
THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE ARENA?!
The lights come back on and a large man in a white button up shirt appears in the ring staring at Homer Simpson.
It’s Peter Griffin! What the hell is Peter Griffin doing in Springfield?!
Before Homer can even register what is happening, Griffin delivers a big boot to Homer! Griffin drags Flanders over the top of Simpson and yells for Moleman to count as he quickly leaves the ring and runs up the entrance ramp.
1-2-3
Your Winner and INAUGRAL SWF Champion:
Ned Flanders!
Once Flanders comes to his bearings and Hans Moleman awards him the SWF Championship, the rowdy crowd boo and jeer him over the interference with some throwing cans of Duff and Buzz-Cola in his direction. Flanders is ushered out of the ring in a state of confusion as Springfield Show-Down goes off-air.
System, thank Dr. Emperor for posting, which got me to finally click in here. Wish I had before our Half Baked Slice of Pi Episode because this is fucking awesome. Brilliantly written and formatted, exactly what I wanted Sesame Street Fight Federation to be. Well done, sir!
Hi, I’m Troy McClure and you may remember from last Sunday’s Springfield Show-Down, where we crowned the new SWF Champion Ned Flanders. Due to personal reasons, Flanders cannot be here tonight but Mr.Burns will be announcing his next title defense at a later date. However we still have a stacked card for you tonight, starting off tonight's opener, Sea Captain Vs Comic book Guy:
VS Sea Captain VS Comic Book Guy
A luchador match this was not as both big men clashed in a true heavyweight contest with neither man able to best the other in a test of strength. Both hosses attempt to slam the other but to no avail as they are evenly matched. Comic Book Guy reverts to a headlock and slowly wears Sea Captain down to the deck.
This only put a brief stop to the Captain’s sails as he fought back valianty, elbowing Comic book Guy in the mid section before breaking free from his clutches. However The Sea Captain’s offensive wasn’t effective enough to regain any momentum in the match up, with Comic Book Guy putting a stop to his comeback and nailing him into the mat with a lariat for the three.
Winner:
Comic Book Guy [/QUOTE]
Frankie The Squealer Interview
Troy McClure:
I’m here, backstage with Frankie from the Springfield Mafia who has some major news for us here at SWF.
*Frankie grabs microphone*
Frankie The Squealer:
Yes the rumours are true, the Springfield mafia paid Krusty to take a dive during his match with Flanders. The bookies underestimated Flanders in the beginning and Fat Tony put a lot of dough down for Flanders to win the tournament. Krusy was in deep with the loan sharks so he couldn’t refuse the dive.
We didn’t buy Lenny Leonard or this freakin’ Peter Griffin wacko, to be honest I don’t know who he is. I was going to stay silent but Fat Tony decided to disrespect me in front of all of Springfield, in front of my real family and I couldn’t let that slide. I don’t care if that makes me a rat. Fat Tony you’ve made this personal!
Frankie sees someone in the background transporting what seems to be a gas tank and runs away instantly but the person keeps walking in the opposition direction.
VS Gil Gunderson VS Jasper Beardly
A Gil chant breaks out after his impressive record breaking victory over Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon as the two competitors compare for battle.
Jasper and Gil exchange in a lock up and as he steps forward Jasper’s knee buckles!
Jasper falls to the ground in pain and is ruled unable to continue, making Gil Gunderson the winner!
Winner Gil Gunderson
VS
Radioactive Man VS Groundskeeper Willie
Radioactive man tries to make the early goings a technical grappling contest but Groundskeeper Willie sticks to his guns and uses sheer brawling ability to fight back into the gray as the match up continues.
Groundskeeper Willie wears Radioactive Man down with some bowling shoe ugly strikes and punches to the face but Radioactive Man counters back with a huge powerslam!
Radioactive Man does his best to prevent Willie from turning the match but into a striking constant, countering any punches with an armdrag and wearing the Scotsman down.
Radioactive Man sets up for the atomic elbow and comes down soaring off the top rope, missing Willie as he rolls out of the way at the last second. Willie pulls his rake from ringside and waits for Radioactive Man to get a vertical base. Willie attempts a rake to the eye but Radioactive Man grabs it, and breaks it in half! Willie looks at Radioactive Man shocked, as Radioactive Man uses his shock to set him up for a brainbuster (bustahhhh!) for the 3.
Winner:
Radioactive Man
Homer Simpson Wants Answers!
Homer Simpson appears in the ring, disheveled and bruised after his brutal match up with Ned Flanders as he stands in the middle of the ring enraged.
Homer:
Peter Griffin, I want answers! Why did you come all the way from Rhode Island to this state just to meddle in my championship match?!
This ha----
Peter Griffin attacks Simpson from behind with two men by his side. One mocks Simpson as he stands over him with a puppet on his hand while the other pours beer in Simpson’s eyes. Peter Griffin tells them to leave the ring as they walk up the entrance ramp and Homer lays lifeless in the ring. The trio stand on the entrance ramp as he makes a hand signal towards Hill and Mr.Garrison. Almost instantly a loud explosion is heard as the camera quickly pans back to the ring which is now completely engulfed in smoke as SWF immediately goes off air!!