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Emperor vs. jTjohncenaGOAT
Emperor
Press Release #2 - US of Jay Open Challenge
Press Release #3 - International Women's Grand Prix
Press Release #4 - A Legend Returns to Settle an Old Score
Press Release #5 - The Empire Under Threat?
Press Release #6 - Generational Clash
Press Release #7 - US of Jay Challenger Revealed
JTJ
Every year (you know, except for like the last seven but shut up), WWE Monday Night Raw is preempted for the world renowned Westminster Kennel Dog Show. Every year, eager WWE fans have to do the hardest thing.. change the channel to watch their favorite show. BUT NOT THIS YEAR!!! For the first time ever, the WWE is going to invade the WESTERMINSTER KENNEL DOG CLUB.. AND IT'S GOING TO BE HOSTED BY NONE OTHER THAN JOOOOOHHHNNNN CEEEENNAAAA!!!! WWE POWERAW PRESENTS.. BEWARE OF DOG!
Tune in to see the biggest battle of the year as JOHN CENA goes head to head with the biggest dawg in the yard... SNOOP DOGGY DOG in a TOP DOG RAP BATTLE for the title of TOP DOG of the WKDS. Put your kids to bed early for this one, because this segment is going to be rated TV-14! In the main event CODY RHODES will be challenging TRIPLE H for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP in a DOG POUND STREET FIGHT! Anything goes in this one y'all. Triple H is looking for revenge against the man who put him out of business as NXT promoter and Cody is looking to take his first world championship and claim the title that his daddy never could. The WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP will be on the line as ASUKA defends against "ICONIC" PEYTON ROYCE. Unfortunately for Royce, she didn't read the find print of the contract she signed and will be locked literally neck to neck with the Empress of Tomorrow in a DOG COLLAR MATCH. WWE newcomer JAY BRISCOE is looking to end his blood feud with ADAM COLE. But this one won't end in pinfall, countout, or disqualification. This match will only end when one of these men quit. But to be crass, it won't end unless one of them confess to the other, "I'M YOUR B-WORD!" Except they'll actually have to say the B-Word. Parents be advised, this one WILL END in profanity! Two other titles will be on the line. REDRAGON or maybe we should say reDRagon defend their WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP against their toughest competitors to date: #DIY. In this DOG FIGHT MATCH all four of the competitors will be in the ring at the same time and won't end until BOTH members of a team can't respond to a ten count. Can JOHNNY GARGANO & TOMASSO CIAMPA take the titles from KYLE O'REILLY & BOBBY FISH? They'll have to assert their dominance if they'll want to win this one. And for only the second time in history, the WWE audience will be delighted by the DOG KENNEL MATCH when THEORY defends his UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP against RICOCHET inside the steel cage that is inside a hell in a cell that is protected by rabid rottweilers. The night will begin with a beat the clock challenge titled the GREYHOUND GOLD RUSH WOMEN'S CUP. The fastest winner will receive the GOLD RIBBON, the runner up a BLUE RIBBON, and the last winner a RED RIBBON. But that probably doesn't mean much except to say that the GOLD RIBBON can be cashed in for a WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH at any time over the next seven days. Competing in the Greyhound Cup are: RHEA RIPLEY, BIANCA BELAIR, KAIRI SANE, NIKKI CROSS, GAIL KIM, AND TAY CONTI. It's not about who can win, it's about who can win the fastest!
Emperor
Coming Soon: Emperor presents - Clash of the Titans
Press Release #1 - A New Challenger Appears
WALTER has been World Heavyweight Champion for a record 581 days, the most dominant champion in recent memory. Nobody has been able to match WALTER's size, strength, striking power, and brutality.
However, his next challenger, Stan Hansen, is just as big, strong, and brutal. He possesses one of the most fearsome and successful strikes in wrestling history: the Western Lariat. Could this be the blow that finally takes down the unstoppable champion?
Find out at Clash of the Titans!
However, his next challenger, Stan Hansen, is just as big, strong, and brutal. He possesses one of the most fearsome and successful strikes in wrestling history: the Western Lariat. Could this be the blow that finally takes down the unstoppable champion?
Find out at Clash of the Titans!
Press Release #2 - US of Jay Open Challenge
Jay White's Open Challenge has been a resounding success for the Bullet Club leader. He has defeated all-comers: Christopher Daniels, Jay Lethal, SW3RVE, Chris Sabin, Mike Bailey, Hikuleo, and Shota Umino. An impressive list, for sure, but White is not satisfied. In a recent interview he angrily stated:
"I'm sick of these has-beens, these no-names, these lackeys, stepping into the ring with me for their fifteen minutes of fame. I single-handedly sold out Madison Square Garden. I am the only Grand Slam Champion in New Japan history! I demand real competition! I am worthy of facing a champion! And what better show than Clash of the Titans?
If you're a champion and you think you have what it takes, then be prepared to breathe...with the Switchblade."
A rumour has surfaced that a champion has accepted the challenge, but so far it is just a rumour.
"I'm sick of these has-beens, these no-names, these lackeys, stepping into the ring with me for their fifteen minutes of fame. I single-handedly sold out Madison Square Garden. I am the only Grand Slam Champion in New Japan history! I demand real competition! I am worthy of facing a champion! And what better show than Clash of the Titans?
If you're a champion and you think you have what it takes, then be prepared to breathe...with the Switchblade."
A rumour has surfaced that a champion has accepted the challenge, but so far it is just a rumour.
Press Release #3 - International Women's Grand Prix
Feast your eyes on the brand new International Women's Grand Prix (IWGP) Tournament. A round robin tournament featuring six of the best female wrestlers on the planet. The six invited participants have signed their contracts, meaning that the full lineup is official.
Furthermore, the first round pairings have been confirmed, to be contested at the upcoming Clash of the Titans show.
Furthermore, the first round pairings have been confirmed, to be contested at the upcoming Clash of the Titans show.
Press Release #4 - A Legend Returns to Settle an Old Score
A few months ago, Katsuyori Shibata shocked the world when he stepped into the ring to compete in an exhibition match with his protege, Ren Nirata, five years after suffering a supposed career-ending brain injury. Shibata appeared strong, forceful, powerful, and won the match decisively.
"The Wrestler" has announced that he is ready for his next match, and he knows exactly who he wants to face. Best friend turned bitter rival. KENTA.
Shibata and KENTA were long time friends. They teamed together in NOAH three times. Shibata was directly responsible for bringing KENTA into NJPW, a move that shocked the wrestling world since KENTA was expected to return to his home promotion of NOAH. Months later, KENTA betrayed Shibata by joining the villainous faction Bullet Club, an action so heinous that Shibata physically attacked KENTA despite not being cleared to wrestle.
KENTA said he would take Shibata's challenge only under No Disqualification Rules. Shibata unhesitatingly accepted KENTA's terms.
"The Wrestler" has announced that he is ready for his next match, and he knows exactly who he wants to face. Best friend turned bitter rival. KENTA.
Shibata and KENTA were long time friends. They teamed together in NOAH three times. Shibata was directly responsible for bringing KENTA into NJPW, a move that shocked the wrestling world since KENTA was expected to return to his home promotion of NOAH. Months later, KENTA betrayed Shibata by joining the villainous faction Bullet Club, an action so heinous that Shibata physically attacked KENTA despite not being cleared to wrestle.
KENTA said he would take Shibata's challenge only under No Disqualification Rules. Shibata unhesitatingly accepted KENTA's terms.
Press Release #5 - The Empire Under Threat?
The United Empire trio of Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb and Great O-Khan have been running roughshod, repeatedly proving their claim as the most dominant faction in wrestling. The group has been increasingly disrespectful towards New Japan Pro Wrestling, the company in which the group formed, due to some "controversial" referee decisions made in matches involving Will Ospreay. Ospreay started an online petition against NJPW, and things got worse from there. Attacks on referees, the timekeepers, and other staff. The United Empire are out of control and have to be stopped.
Several trios from the NJPW roster stepped up, without success. In response an inconceivable team was created to defend the honour of the company. Minoru Suzuki formed an alliance with two of his biggest rivals: Toru Yano and Tomohiro Ishii, with the specific goal of taking down the United Empire and stopping their reign of terror.
Several trios from the NJPW roster stepped up, without success. In response an inconceivable team was created to defend the honour of the company. Minoru Suzuki formed an alliance with two of his biggest rivals: Toru Yano and Tomohiro Ishii, with the specific goal of taking down the United Empire and stopping their reign of terror.
Press Release #6 - Generational Clash
Jumbo Tsuruta led All Japan Pro Wrestling throughout the 1980s, when Kenta Kobashi was learning the ropes. Kobashi rose to the top in the 90s. These two men have met before, but imagine the Jumbo Tsuruta of 1988 facing the Kenta Kobashi of 1998. It could easily be the greatest match in AJPW history.
Press Release #7 - US of Jay Challenger Revealed
Jay White "demanded real competition" when issuing his latest Open Challenge, and Jay White has got exactly what he asked for.
Although the Open Challenge is named "US of Jay", the newest challenger comes from a different continent. He posted a video response to the Bullet Club leader from Japan, a reveal that had fans salivating.
"Alright, Jay. Like to talk a lot, don't ya? Well, that's something we have in common. I like to open my gob as well, natter on a bit. Apart from that, we are nothing alike, dickhead. US of Jay Open Challenge? That's cute. Really cute. Don't get me wrong, you were exceptional...in Japan. Former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. That's impressive, well done old chap. But since you took yourself and your 2007 emo wardrobe out of this fine country, what have you done? Absolutely bloody nothing. You have your little Bullet Club soap opera, but I don't give a crap about any of that, you cretin.
What I do give a crap about is good competition, and while you have done nothing in America, I have to admit you're still a bloody good wrestler, a man that I've never had the chance to wrestle. And I must admit, I relish at the thought of hearing you scream, the thought of your hand slapping the mat like every other New Japan wrestler I've stepped in the ring with.
You said you want real competition? You said you want a champion? Well, I may not hold a belt right now, but I certainly am a champion. I am the winner of the 2022 New Japan Cup. The biggest New Japan Cup in history. Vegan Soy Boy Tekkers. Zack Sabre Junior.
Jay White, I'll see you very soon."
Although the Open Challenge is named "US of Jay", the newest challenger comes from a different continent. He posted a video response to the Bullet Club leader from Japan, a reveal that had fans salivating.
"Alright, Jay. Like to talk a lot, don't ya? Well, that's something we have in common. I like to open my gob as well, natter on a bit. Apart from that, we are nothing alike, dickhead. US of Jay Open Challenge? That's cute. Really cute. Don't get me wrong, you were exceptional...in Japan. Former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. That's impressive, well done old chap. But since you took yourself and your 2007 emo wardrobe out of this fine country, what have you done? Absolutely bloody nothing. You have your little Bullet Club soap opera, but I don't give a crap about any of that, you cretin.
What I do give a crap about is good competition, and while you have done nothing in America, I have to admit you're still a bloody good wrestler, a man that I've never had the chance to wrestle. And I must admit, I relish at the thought of hearing you scream, the thought of your hand slapping the mat like every other New Japan wrestler I've stepped in the ring with.
You said you want real competition? You said you want a champion? Well, I may not hold a belt right now, but I certainly am a champion. I am the winner of the 2022 New Japan Cup. The biggest New Japan Cup in history. Vegan Soy Boy Tekkers. Zack Sabre Junior.
Jay White, I'll see you very soon."
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Clash of the Titans
World Heavyweight Championship
WALTER (c) vs Stan Hansen
US of Jay Open Challenge
Jay White vs Zack Sabre Jr.
IWGP Round 1 Match
Charlotte Flair vs Doctor Britt Baker, D.M.D.
No Disqualification Grudge Match
Katsuyori Shibata vs KENTA
Katsuyori Shibata vs KENTA
Six-Man Tag Team Match
The United Empire (Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb and Great O'Khan) vs. Minoru Suzuki, Tomohiro Ishii and Toru Yano
IWGP Round 1 Match
Ronda Rousey vs Thunder Rosa
Special Singles Match
Jumbo Tsuruta vs Kenta Kobashi
IWGP Round 1 Match
Meiko Satomura vs Bull Nakano
JTJ
Every year (you know, except for like the last seven but shut up), WWE Monday Night Raw is preempted for the world renowned Westminster Kennel Dog Show. Every year, eager WWE fans have to do the hardest thing.. change the channel to watch their favorite show. BUT NOT THIS YEAR!!! For the first time ever, the WWE is going to invade the WESTERMINSTER KENNEL DOG CLUB.. AND IT'S GOING TO BE HOSTED BY NONE OTHER THAN JOOOOOHHHNNNN CEEEENNAAAA!!!! WWE POWERAW PRESENTS.. BEWARE OF DOG!
Tune in to see the biggest battle of the year as JOHN CENA goes head to head with the biggest dawg in the yard... SNOOP DOGGY DOG in a TOP DOG RAP BATTLE for the title of TOP DOG of the WKDS. Put your kids to bed early for this one, because this segment is going to be rated TV-14! In the main event CODY RHODES will be challenging TRIPLE H for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP in a DOG POUND STREET FIGHT! Anything goes in this one y'all. Triple H is looking for revenge against the man who put him out of business as NXT promoter and Cody is looking to take his first world championship and claim the title that his daddy never could. The WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP will be on the line as ASUKA defends against "ICONIC" PEYTON ROYCE. Unfortunately for Royce, she didn't read the find print of the contract she signed and will be locked literally neck to neck with the Empress of Tomorrow in a DOG COLLAR MATCH. WWE newcomer JAY BRISCOE is looking to end his blood feud with ADAM COLE. But this one won't end in pinfall, countout, or disqualification. This match will only end when one of these men quit. But to be crass, it won't end unless one of them confess to the other, "I'M YOUR B-WORD!" Except they'll actually have to say the B-Word. Parents be advised, this one WILL END in profanity! Two other titles will be on the line. REDRAGON or maybe we should say reDRagon defend their WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP against their toughest competitors to date: #DIY. In this DOG FIGHT MATCH all four of the competitors will be in the ring at the same time and won't end until BOTH members of a team can't respond to a ten count. Can JOHNNY GARGANO & TOMASSO CIAMPA take the titles from KYLE O'REILLY & BOBBY FISH? They'll have to assert their dominance if they'll want to win this one. And for only the second time in history, the WWE audience will be delighted by the DOG KENNEL MATCH when THEORY defends his UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP against RICOCHET inside the steel cage that is inside a hell in a cell that is protected by rabid rottweilers. The night will begin with a beat the clock challenge titled the GREYHOUND GOLD RUSH WOMEN'S CUP. The fastest winner will receive the GOLD RIBBON, the runner up a BLUE RIBBON, and the last winner a RED RIBBON. But that probably doesn't mean much except to say that the GOLD RIBBON can be cashed in for a WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH at any time over the next seven days. Competing in the Greyhound Cup are: RHEA RIPLEY, BIANCA BELAIR, KAIRI SANE, NIKKI CROSS, GAIL KIM, AND TAY CONTI. It's not about who can win, it's about who can win the fastest!
WWE TAKES OVER WESTMINSTER KENNEL DOG SHOW
POWERAW: BEWARE OF DOG
# TOP DOGG RAP BATTLE #
JOHN CENA v SNOOP DOGG
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
# DOG POUND STREET FIGHT #
(c) TRIPLE H v CODY RHODES
WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP
# DOG COLLAR MATCH #
(c) ASUKA v PEYTON ROYCE
# “I’M YOUR B-WORD” MATCH #
ADAM COLE v JAY BRISCOE
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
# DOG FIGHT MATCH #
(c) reDRagon (O'REILLY/FISH) v #DIY (GARGANO/CIAMPA)
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
# DOG KENNEL MATCH #
(c) THEORY v RICOCHET
# GREYHOUD GOLD RUSH WOMEN’S CUP #
BIANCA BELAIR v NIKKI CROSS
GAIL KIM v RHEA RIPLEY
TAY CONTI v KAIRI SANE
