Post by RT on May 11, 2022 16:47:44 GMT
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It a beautiful Saturday afternoon at the Create A Pro Wrestler Academy. After a long six week training session the graduation day has arrived. We find Create a Pro owner and top trainer Brian Myers delivering words of wisdom to his students.
Myers - You, you, and you step forwards. (he raises his hand, makes a scissor motion with his fingers and yells) CUT! Now that only leaves you two. I see great potent......... who am I kidding. CUT! (several second pass) Why are you still standing here? (again, raising his hand, making a scissor motion with his fingers, but this time pointing to the door. Myers walk back to his office, places his head in his hand in a defeated manor. His cell phone rings) Hey babe ........... What? .... The 5-time world champion wants me to be a guest trainer at the ROW and he's putting us up in a beach house in Galveston?........Pack your bags babe we're heading to Texas.
Several weeks go by and we find pro wrestling trainer Brian Myers with a beer in his hand and his toes in the sand of Galveston.
Myers - (cell phone rings) Shit! (answers the phone) Hey Mike what's happening? I'm out of town right now but the rent check is in the mail......The basement? No, I'm not using it......Will it lower the rent?...... Then let them have it.....What are they planning to do with it?....Dungeon?...Thanks Mike and yes, the check really is in the mail. (hangs up the phone) Dungeon?
After several weeks of training and a main event match at the Row's Chaos on the Causeway in Galveston. Brian Myers pulls two wrestlers aside.
Myers - So here's the deal Hyan I see a lot of potential in of you. But I feel like you're wasting your talents here. Come be a part of my learning tree at Create A Pro Wrestler and take your skills to the next level.
5-time world champion - You didn't just say that. Please tell me you didn't say that. After I put you up in a beach house in Galveston. Get your ass out of here. SUCKA!
It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon as Brian Myers returns to Create A Pro headquarters. He notices his new neighbors sign Swinger's Dungeon. Intreued he decides to introduce himself to his new neighbor.
Myers -Hello, I'm your neighbor from upstairs. (confused) Wait a minute is that a wrestling ring? What the hell is going in here?
Swinger - Hello and welcome to Swinger's Dungeon. We're currently all booked up but maybe I can fit you in to our next training group a couple of weeks from now.
Myers - No you can't book me in to your next group a couple weeks. There is already a wrestling school right upstairs Create A Pro and its run by me.
Swinger - Weren't you the Red Roster back in the day?
Myers - What? No. I was Curt Hawkins in the WWE.
Swinger - Roster? Hawkins? I knew you were some kind of bird. How's the world treating you Terry Taylor?
Myers - (angrily) I an not the Red Roster and I'm not Terry Taylor. I'm Brian F'n Myers and, and forget it. Just for get it.
Swinger - Cool down daddy. See I use to run this illegal under ground casino, but apparently its illegal to run a illegal under ground casino. As a grizzled old but not too old vet I'm here to teach the up and comers the ropes. Ha, ha, ha. Get it the ropes (as he points to the ring).
Myers - I get it and I got to go.
Swinger - Just keep checking back and I'll try to work you in to my next group. Ha, ha, ha.
Myers - You know what this building is not big enough for two wrestling schools. So I challenge you and your dungeon to go against me and my Create A Pro. Loser leaves town. What do you say, daddy?
Swinger - Oh its on like Donkey Kong!
Angry Myers heads to the Creata A Pro office and calls his BFF Matt Cardona for advise.
Myers - Matt you are not going to believe this. That Dungeon I was telling you about. It's not a dominatrix or a goth club. It's Swinger........No not a swingers club. Johnny Swinger. He's opened his own wresting dungeon........Just like the Harts. He's all booked up. He's cutting into my business and I challenged him to a winner takes all event. His school vs mine and I don't have a single student. I don't know what I'm going to do?...........Yeah......Yeah....Tell me more.....Tell me more......Sounds great broski. I knew I could count on you.
Meanwhile at the home of the Cordona's. Matt is on the phone with Brian Myers attempting to help solve his problem with Swinger and the Dungeon.
Chelsea - (whispering into her husband's ear) Matt I'm feeling naughty.
Cardona - Not now. Brian has a problem and I have to help.
Chelsea - (under her breath) Brian has a problem and I have to help. (Yells) I'M GOING FOR A RUN.
Cardona - Babe, keep it down. I'm trying to help Brian.
Several minutes into her run Chelsea runs into a familiar face.
Chelsea - Marcus?
Buff - Chelsea. It's been way to long.
Chelsea - Galveston.
Buff - That was a crazy weekend.
Chelsea - You remember.
Buff - How can I forget.
Music starts playing and they begin to sing and dance
Buff -Summer lovin', had me a blast
Chelsea - Summer lovin', happened so fast
Buff - Met a girl named Chelsea
Chelsea - I got freaky with Buff Daddy
(do to the graphic nature of this song we will he skipping to the end)
Buff & Chelsea - Butt, Oh, Those Summer Niiiiiiiiiiiigghts.
Chelsea - What are you doing here?
Buff - I'm a trainer at a wrestling school.
Chelsea - Me too, Create A Pro?
Buff - No the Dungeon. So your team Myers?
Chelsea - Well, Matt is and I'm here for him.
Buff - That's right your married now. He's a lucky guy. I got to run, but it was great seeing you.
Chelsea - Thanks. You too. (as Buff jogs away) Buff Daddy.
Back at the home of the Cordona's. Matt is still on the phone with Brian Myers still attempting to help solve his problem with Swinger and the Dungeon.
Cardona - So who does Swinger have helping him?.........(laughing) BEEFCAKE. The Boot Man? Really? Who else?.......Who...(angrily) I heard you the first time.....Buff.......What's the problem? What's the problem? Well a few years ago Chelsea and I took a little break as a couple and and and lets just say she got the stuff.......I know......I would do him too.... I thought this was all behind us and now he's back......He's Buff. How do I compete with that?.....Do you really think that will work?.....I'm calm' I'm calm....Thanks broski.
It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon at Swinger's Dungeon. Johnny Swinger shows up casually late. His new students are in the ring traing.
Swinger - WOW! She's good. Who is that and what's she doing here?
Buff - Masha Slamovich.
Swinger - I hate to be the vich she's slamming. Ha, ha. Tell me more daddy.
Buff - She a 2nd generation Russian wrestle in the states looking for her father.
Swinger - Nikolai that sly dog. HA, ha, ha.
Buff - Actually her mother was the wrestler. One of the 80's Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Col. Ninotchka. Apparently, she met a guy at 1989 Moscow Music Peace Festival.
Swinger - I was at that same festival and hook up with a chick named Ninotchka, but she wrestled for G.L.O.W. She rocked me like a hurricane daddy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Buff - Well the two kept the relationship going for years and over time drifted apart.
Swinger - (starting to tear up) This is starting to bring back bad memories.
Buff - Ninotchka found herself pregnant and alone. Raising Masha as a single mom.
Swinger (now sobbing) A NAME? Did she say the name of the father?
Buff - Johnny Parisi.
Swinger - PARISI. That ham and egger. Ha, ha, ha. Dodged a bullet with that one daddy. Ha, ha. Who else do we have?
Buff - Dominik Mysterio.
Swinger - Oh, Eddie's boy.
Buff - Yeah. His father thinks he's getting a little too flippy floppy in the ring and wants him to learn so old school ring psychology. Over here we have The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander. Scott D'Amore thinks I'm a little too serious and I need to work on my character. This is Hyan.
Swinger - Well hello young lady. Are your feet tire because you've been running threw my..
Buff - (interrupting) She's one of the former 5 time World Champion's students from Texas. Apparently Myers tried to steal her from the Champ while helping with some training. Lets just say that did not go over to well. So he sent he here to further her training.
Swinger - (walking across the dungeon to the next student) What? She has pretty hair. Speaking of hair where's bother Bruti?
Buff - Said he had to go out for a autograph signing. Over here is Speedball Mike Bailey
Swinger - Slow down Nolan Ryan the 80's ended a few years ago and we don't do that kind of stuff around here anymore.
Buff - No no no. He's called speedball because his fast pace ring work. He was having some visa trouble and got busted trying to cross in to America. Subsequently he was ban from the USA for 5 years. He's here to get more adapted to the American wrestling style.
Swinger - Reminds me of the 2 Live Crew. That's why I carry American Express daddy. Holy smoke what's that monster doing here?
Buff - Jacub Fatu.
Swinger - Oh, Rikishi's boy.
Buff - No.
Swinger - Haku?
Buff - No.
Swinger - Afa? Sika?
Buff - No and no. But your on the right track. His cousin Roman Reigns thinks he's a little too mean and too green to sit at the table.
Swinger - Don't worry big guy. If any one knows anything about making it to the big show its the old swing mam. July 6, 1998 I pack 41,000+ fans in to the Georgia Dome. Ha, ha. (looks at buff) Yoko? Umunga? Rosie? (Buff shakes his head no. Swinger raises his eye brow) I think I smell what your cooking daddy. (as the approach the last student Swinger finds himself amazed by the young talent) WOW! He has the size, the look, he oozes charisma. Who is this future World Champion?
Buff - Zicky Dice. He's one of Myers former students. He got cut some time ago and been living down here ever since.
Swinger - I see great potential in this one daddy.
Later that afternoon Hornswoggle is on the phone with Brian Myers while on his way to his way to Create A Pro.
Swoggle - Yes I know I'm late, but if your wrestling school would not be in such a shitty area I would not have to park my Benz 6 blocks away........Look I'm moving my legs as fast as I can. They just don't go as far as your's.......I can se the building now. What the hell? I'll be in in shortly.
Beefcake - (sitting at a card table outside the entrance to Swinger's Dungeon selling autographs) Hey young man would you like to get your picture taken with a pro wrestler? Only $5.
Swoggle - I am a pro wrestler.
Beefcake - Sure you are kiddo, but I'm not talking backyard trampoline rasslin. I'm Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Hulk Hogan's best friend brother and if you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins you can grow up to be big and strong like me. Brother Bruti. What do you say YES NO?
Swoggle - Kiddo? Bitch I'm a grown ass man.
Beefcake - Watch your language little fellow or I'll get a bar of soap and.......
Swoggle - LITTLE FELLOW! (delivers a low blow to Beefcake and walks into Create A Pro)
Beefcake - (doubled over) Ohhhhhh. Right in the disciples.
Upstairs at Create A Pro headquarters Brian Myers walks in and to his delight his rings are full with wrestlers training.
Cardona - I called in a few favors meet your new Create a Pro Dream Team. Davey Richards while he not wrestling he's a contract killer for the CIA. Sammy Guevara tons of potential. When not in the ring he's likes to start fights with outlaw motorcycle gangs. This is Alexander Hammerstone. Put him in yellow trunks with red knee pads and you have the next Hulk Hogan but with one small difference. He actually knows more than close line, big boot, and drop the leg. No need to introduce your out of this world student, Create A Pro graduate, class valedictorian, and part time tarot card reader Kris Statlander. This monster of a man in Jonah. He's from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better, better run, you better take cover. Along with your coaching staff of Swoggle, Chelsea and myself there is no way you can lose.
Myers - This is great but we're still one wrestler short.
Enzo - Excuse me is this Create A Pro....
Myers - Why yes it is and your in luck because we still have one spot open.
Enzo - That's very nice but..
Myers - But what? You are looking to be a pro wrestler?
Enzo - I was thinking about it just make a little extra money while trying to complete my PHD at Johns Hopkins.
Myers - Today is your lucky day. Just sign here, here, and initial here. Welcome to Create a Pro Wrestler
Enzo - Thanks. I think.
After several weeks of training the time has finally arrived for Swinger, Myers, and there coaches meet in a neutral location to discuss their big event and come up with a card. When they are interrupted by Matt Cardona.
Cardona - I can't take it any more (he looks at Buff) I want you. One on One and the winner gets Chelsea.
Chelsea - (Confused) Wait. Matt what are you doing. You can't put me up like I'm some object. Who are you even challenging?
Cardona - BUFF BAGWELL
Chelsea - Oh, I'm cool with that.
Myers - Any other requests?
Beefcake - I want that little S.O.B. that hit me in the boys (Swoggle nods yes and growls like a dog) and its a hair cut match.
Myers - Lets go Champion vs Champion. Your Impact World Champion Josh Alexander vs my MLW World Champion Alexander Hammerstone.
Swinger - I have a better idea. (points to Hammerstone) Your fake Hulk Hogan vs (points at Josh Alexander) my Canadian Stone Cold. And give the hans the match they should of had at Mania, brother.
Myers - (confused) Didn't I just say that?
Buff - Just go with it.
Swinger - I'm smelling a Hoss Fight (points at Jacob Fatu and Jonah).
Myers - That's actually not bad. Now for the ladies. The wrestling Goddess Chelsea Green vs the indy queen Hyan.
Swinger - We can do that but its Spin the Wheel Make the Deal. Zickey get the wheel. (Zickey gives its a spin. Tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic....tic......tic.............tic.)
Myers - Zickey's Choice?
Zickey - BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!!
Chealse - but I don't wear panties.
Enzo - (looking at the backside of the wheel) Wait a minute, someone put a weight on the wheel so it ended up on Zickey Choice.
Everyone - ZICKEY ha, ha, ha.
Zickey - It was worth a shot. (He walk past Enzo and whispers) Snitches get stiches and end up in ditches.
Enzo - You want a piece of me?
Swinger - Book'em Danno. Now how about my guy with the fast feet (point at Speedball Make Bailey) vs Eddie Edwards.
Myers - You mean Davey Richards.
Swinger - call him what you want daddy, but he's going dooooowwwwwwwnnnnn.
Myers - (talking to Stalander) Are you sure? (Stalnder nods) Ok. Masha vs Statlander.
Masha - I will break her. If she dies....she dies.
Swinger - Looks like we're down to these to young bucks. (points and Dominik and Guevara).
Myers - Sound good to me.
Schools Out Forever!!!
Battle of the Teachers
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Now the Council has reemerged from death and darkness with a new ember. In an attempt to reignite the fire and restore the balance of the universe this council has channeled all of it's remaining energy to summon 20 warriors. These lives were cut short before they could make an impact on their world. Due to the weakened state of the Eternal Championship Council they were only able to channel these warriors from weeks, days, or moments prior to their untimely demise. Only this way can the balance of the universe be restored and The Nothing be defeated once and for all....
The first 3 Eternal Championship events will pit these warriors against each other in the realm of professional wrestling. The 2 best warriors with the best win/loss records and the best fighting spirit through these 3 events will face off in the final Eternal Championship match in the 4th event. The first event will be headlined by a War Games Match pitting Team Japan against a team comprised of warriors from around the world; Canada, USA, The Ottoman Empire, and... Texas...
Rikidozan is the father of puro and reignited the flame for an entire country that had been ravaged by atomic bombs in World War II. He will captain Team Japan along with the aces of 1990's NJPW and AJPW(Shinya Hashimoto and Mitsuhara Misawa) and the adopted son of Japan, Bruiser Motherfucking Brody! Team Japan faces Team World, captained by the undefeated and unstoppable Terrible Turk. Chris Benoit, Bron Breakker, and David Von Erich join The Terrible Turk in war games action live in the Tokyo Dome!
Rikidozan was murdered by the Yakuza before he was able to become one of the most powerful men in the history of Japan. If Rikidozan is able to win the Eternal Championship he would be returned to the moments before his stabbing with the knowledge to avoid the Yakuza thug that killed him. If Rikidozan lives on he goes on to become a powerful politician in Japan and makes a major impact on his people, changing the lives of countless. Also Rikidozan's life changes the fate of Japanese wrestling, it becomes a unified global empire with a major influence on North American wrestling in the 80's and 90's...
The Terrible Turk drowned in a ship wreck as the undefeated greatest wrestler on Earth. Had the Turk lived he would have kept defeating American wrestlers and would have become the most hated man in America after he defeats the undisputed Boxing champ James J Jeffries in a Boxer vs Wrestler bout. The Turk slammed Jeffries to the canvas by his throat and knocked him unconscious in just 8 seconds, causing
a riot that destroyed the area around Madison Square Garden in New York where the spectacle was held. The Turk finally loses his title to Frank Gotch in the early 1900's. The victory makes Gotch a far bigger American hero than he was in real life. Gotch's victory over The Turk gives him popularity that carries over into his win over George Hackenscmidt. Gotch is considered a national hero and pro wrestling never becomes worked, instead it becomes a legitimate sport the same as boxing. Ultimately pro wrestling becomes an Olympic sport in the 1940's. Worked pro wrestling dies off the way of roller derby while legitimate pro wrestling evolves into what MMA is today by the 1970's with the rise of martial arts. An entire generation of steroids and drug abuse never happens since the legitimacy of pro wrestling attracts an entirely different demographic of people, athletes instead of body builders and actors. Because of this the UFC never comes into existence, but also the WWF and everything along with it, Hulk Hogan, the Monday Night Wars, etc... never exists...
Chris Benoit was murdered along with his family in 2007 and staged to make it look like a suicide by a dark criminal organization looking to cover up another steroid trial. This new steroid trial that was looking to use Benoit as an informant would have blown open charges of conspiracy and perjury from the old trial in the 90's. The investigation would have eventually uncovered connections from the Mcmahon family to a giant human trafficking conspiracy that involved Jeffrey Epstein and connected some of the richest and most powerful figures in American, including Donald Trump and the Clinton family. The arrests would have rocked the entire world and made a huge impact on American politics in the 2020's decade.
Bruiser Brody was stabbed to death in Puerto Rico. If Brody wins the Eternal Championship he will be able to prevent his death. Had Brody lived on into the 1990's he would have gotten a run in the WWF feuding with Hulk Hogan in the Summer of 1990. Hogan would end up injuring his neck in a falls count anywhere match against Brody that Summer, requiring neck fusion surgery and bringing an end to Hogan's career in the ring. With Hogan not being able to wrestle anymore he never goes on to sign with WCW in 1994. WCW trods on through the mid 90's building around young stars like Steve Austin and Cactus Jack until finally they are able to steal Bret Hart away from the WWF in 1996. Bret jumps to WCW and takes the WWF Championship belt with him and trashes it live on TV. WCW never dies and the Monday Night Wars continue on through the 2020's. Meanwhile Brody gets released from WWF and spends some time in WCW in the early 90's before being one of the founding wrestlers of Tod Gordon's Eastern Championship Wrestling in 1993-94.
Bron Breakker was shot and killed along with 6 other people by a deranged fan at a WWE meet and greet event at Wrestlemania weekend in 2030. After a solar flare in 2027 knocked out power for 6 days and wiped all hard drives of data around the globe, the entire world was sent into darkness. Everything had to start over from scratch. Pro Wrestling was given credit for giving the people hope in the aftermath. After Disney purchased the WWE in 2024 and the death of the company in 2026, a new fan owned WWE cropped up after the blackout. Bron Breakker emerged as the top heel in the company and his title reign ushered in a new age of wrestling. It all came to an end when a crazed fan brought a 3d printed gun to a meet and greet and fired 4 shots into Breakker's chest at the autograph table. If Breakker wins the Eternal Championship he will be able to stop his murder and carry pro wrestling into a new future....
David Von Erich died of natural causes in his 20's in Japan in 1984 while there were plans to put the NWA World Championship around his waist. In the aftermath of his death Texas pro wrestling and the entire Von Erich family fell apart. All but one of his little brothers either died from suicide or drug overdose. If DVE is able to win the Eternal Championship and return to 1984 to prevent his death it changes everything. He wins the NWA Championship twice. With David living through the 80's he goes on to have a profound influence on his younger brothers, especially Kerry Von Erich, who goes on to take the Ultimate Warrior gimmick in the WWF in 1986-87. Without ever suffering the motorcycle accident that took his leg, KVE thrives in the WWF as the Ultimate Warrior, eventually capturing the WWF Championship by defeating Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania VI at Texas Stadium in 1990. David lives out his days as owner and promoter of WCCW, which goes on to become a developmental territory for the WWF in the 1990's.
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Schools Out Forever
It a beautiful Saturday afternoon at the Create A Pro Wrestler Academy. After a long six week training session the graduation day has arrived. We find Create a Pro owner and top trainer Brian Myers delivering words of wisdom to his students.
Myers - You, you, and you step forwards. (he raises his hand, makes a scissor motion with his fingers and yells) CUT! Now that only leaves you two. I see great potent......... who am I kidding. CUT! (several second pass) Why are you still standing here? (again, raising his hand, making a scissor motion with his fingers, but this time pointing to the door. Myers walk back to his office, places his head in his hand in a defeated manor. His cell phone rings) Hey babe ........... What? .... The 5-time world champion wants me to be a guest trainer at the ROW and he's putting us up in a beach house in Galveston?........Pack your bags babe we're heading to Texas.
Several weeks go by and we find pro wrestling trainer Brian Myers with a beer in his hand and his toes in the sand of Galveston.
Myers - (cell phone rings) Shit! (answers the phone) Hey Mike what's happening? I'm out of town right now but the rent check is in the mail......The basement? No, I'm not using it......Will it lower the rent?...... Then let them have it.....What are they planning to do with it?....Dungeon?...Thanks Mike and yes, the check really is in the mail. (hangs up the phone) Dungeon?
After several weeks of training and a main event match at the Row's Chaos on the Causeway in Galveston. Brian Myers pulls two wrestlers aside.
Myers - So here's the deal Hyan I see a lot of potential in of you. But I feel like you're wasting your talents here. Come be a part of my learning tree at Create A Pro Wrestler and take your skills to the next level.
5-time world champion - You didn't just say that. Please tell me you didn't say that. After I put you up in a beach house in Galveston. Get your ass out of here. SUCKA!
It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon as Brian Myers returns to Create A Pro headquarters. He notices his new neighbors sign Swinger's Dungeon. Intreued he decides to introduce himself to his new neighbor.
Myers -Hello, I'm your neighbor from upstairs. (confused) Wait a minute is that a wrestling ring? What the hell is going in here?
Swinger - Hello and welcome to Swinger's Dungeon. We're currently all booked up but maybe I can fit you in to our next training group a couple of weeks from now.
Myers - No you can't book me in to your next group a couple weeks. There is already a wrestling school right upstairs Create A Pro and its run by me.
Swinger - Weren't you the Red Roster back in the day?
Myers - What? No. I was Curt Hawkins in the WWE.
Swinger - Roster? Hawkins? I knew you were some kind of bird. How's the world treating you Terry Taylor?
Myers - (angrily) I an not the Red Roster and I'm not Terry Taylor. I'm Brian F'n Myers and, and forget it. Just for get it.
Swinger - Cool down daddy. See I use to run this illegal under ground casino, but apparently its illegal to run a illegal under ground casino. As a grizzled old but not too old vet I'm here to teach the up and comers the ropes. Ha, ha, ha. Get it the ropes (as he points to the ring).
Myers - I get it and I got to go.
Swinger - Just keep checking back and I'll try to work you in to my next group. Ha, ha, ha.
Myers - You know what this building is not big enough for two wrestling schools. So I challenge you and your dungeon to go against me and my Create A Pro. Loser leaves town. What do you say, daddy?
Swinger - Oh its on like Donkey Kong!
Angry Myers heads to the Creata A Pro office and calls his BFF Matt Cardona for advise.
Myers - Matt you are not going to believe this. That Dungeon I was telling you about. It's not a dominatrix or a goth club. It's Swinger........No not a swingers club. Johnny Swinger. He's opened his own wresting dungeon........Just like the Harts. He's all booked up. He's cutting into my business and I challenged him to a winner takes all event. His school vs mine and I don't have a single student. I don't know what I'm going to do?...........Yeah......Yeah....Tell me more.....Tell me more......Sounds great broski. I knew I could count on you.
Meanwhile at the home of the Cordona's. Matt is on the phone with Brian Myers attempting to help solve his problem with Swinger and the Dungeon.
Chelsea - (whispering into her husband's ear) Matt I'm feeling naughty.
Cardona - Not now. Brian has a problem and I have to help.
Chelsea - (under her breath) Brian has a problem and I have to help. (Yells) I'M GOING FOR A RUN.
Cardona - Babe, keep it down. I'm trying to help Brian.
Several minutes into her run Chelsea runs into a familiar face.
Chelsea - Marcus?
Buff - Chelsea. It's been way to long.
Chelsea - Galveston.
Buff - That was a crazy weekend.
Chelsea - You remember.
Buff - How can I forget.
Music starts playing and they begin to sing and dance
Buff -Summer lovin', had me a blast
Chelsea - Summer lovin', happened so fast
Buff - Met a girl named Chelsea
Chelsea - I got freaky with Buff Daddy
(do to the graphic nature of this song we will he skipping to the end)
Buff & Chelsea - Butt, Oh, Those Summer Niiiiiiiiiiiigghts.
Chelsea - What are you doing here?
Buff - I'm a trainer at a wrestling school.
Chelsea - Me too, Create A Pro?
Buff - No the Dungeon. So your team Myers?
Chelsea - Well, Matt is and I'm here for him.
Buff - That's right your married now. He's a lucky guy. I got to run, but it was great seeing you.
Chelsea - Thanks. You too. (as Buff jogs away) Buff Daddy.
Back at the home of the Cordona's. Matt is still on the phone with Brian Myers still attempting to help solve his problem with Swinger and the Dungeon.
Cardona - So who does Swinger have helping him?.........(laughing) BEEFCAKE. The Boot Man? Really? Who else?.......Who...(angrily) I heard you the first time.....Buff.......What's the problem? What's the problem? Well a few years ago Chelsea and I took a little break as a couple and and and lets just say she got the stuff.......I know......I would do him too.... I thought this was all behind us and now he's back......He's Buff. How do I compete with that?.....Do you really think that will work?.....I'm calm' I'm calm....Thanks broski.
It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon at Swinger's Dungeon. Johnny Swinger shows up casually late. His new students are in the ring traing.
Swinger - WOW! She's good. Who is that and what's she doing here?
Buff - Masha Slamovich.
Swinger - I hate to be the vich she's slamming. Ha, ha. Tell me more daddy.
Buff - She a 2nd generation Russian wrestle in the states looking for her father.
Swinger - Nikolai that sly dog. HA, ha, ha.
Buff - Actually her mother was the wrestler. One of the 80's Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Col. Ninotchka. Apparently, she met a guy at 1989 Moscow Music Peace Festival.
Swinger - I was at that same festival and hook up with a chick named Ninotchka, but she wrestled for G.L.O.W. She rocked me like a hurricane daddy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Buff - Well the two kept the relationship going for years and over time drifted apart.
Swinger - (starting to tear up) This is starting to bring back bad memories.
Buff - Ninotchka found herself pregnant and alone. Raising Masha as a single mom.
Swinger (now sobbing) A NAME? Did she say the name of the father?
Buff - Johnny Parisi.
Swinger - PARISI. That ham and egger. Ha, ha, ha. Dodged a bullet with that one daddy. Ha, ha. Who else do we have?
Buff - Dominik Mysterio.
Swinger - Oh, Eddie's boy.
Buff - Yeah. His father thinks he's getting a little too flippy floppy in the ring and wants him to learn so old school ring psychology. Over here we have The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander. Scott D'Amore thinks I'm a little too serious and I need to work on my character. This is Hyan.
Swinger - Well hello young lady. Are your feet tire because you've been running threw my..
Buff - (interrupting) She's one of the former 5 time World Champion's students from Texas. Apparently Myers tried to steal her from the Champ while helping with some training. Lets just say that did not go over to well. So he sent he here to further her training.
Swinger - (walking across the dungeon to the next student) What? She has pretty hair. Speaking of hair where's bother Bruti?
Buff - Said he had to go out for a autograph signing. Over here is Speedball Mike Bailey
Swinger - Slow down Nolan Ryan the 80's ended a few years ago and we don't do that kind of stuff around here anymore.
Buff - No no no. He's called speedball because his fast pace ring work. He was having some visa trouble and got busted trying to cross in to America. Subsequently he was ban from the USA for 5 years. He's here to get more adapted to the American wrestling style.
Swinger - Reminds me of the 2 Live Crew. That's why I carry American Express daddy. Holy smoke what's that monster doing here?
Buff - Jacub Fatu.
Swinger - Oh, Rikishi's boy.
Buff - No.
Swinger - Haku?
Buff - No.
Swinger - Afa? Sika?
Buff - No and no. But your on the right track. His cousin Roman Reigns thinks he's a little too mean and too green to sit at the table.
Swinger - Don't worry big guy. If any one knows anything about making it to the big show its the old swing mam. July 6, 1998 I pack 41,000+ fans in to the Georgia Dome. Ha, ha. (looks at buff) Yoko? Umunga? Rosie? (Buff shakes his head no. Swinger raises his eye brow) I think I smell what your cooking daddy. (as the approach the last student Swinger finds himself amazed by the young talent) WOW! He has the size, the look, he oozes charisma. Who is this future World Champion?
Buff - Zicky Dice. He's one of Myers former students. He got cut some time ago and been living down here ever since.
Swinger - I see great potential in this one daddy.
Later that afternoon Hornswoggle is on the phone with Brian Myers while on his way to his way to Create A Pro.
Swoggle - Yes I know I'm late, but if your wrestling school would not be in such a shitty area I would not have to park my Benz 6 blocks away........Look I'm moving my legs as fast as I can. They just don't go as far as your's.......I can se the building now. What the hell? I'll be in in shortly.
Beefcake - (sitting at a card table outside the entrance to Swinger's Dungeon selling autographs) Hey young man would you like to get your picture taken with a pro wrestler? Only $5.
Swoggle - I am a pro wrestler.
Beefcake - Sure you are kiddo, but I'm not talking backyard trampoline rasslin. I'm Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Hulk Hogan's best friend brother and if you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins you can grow up to be big and strong like me. Brother Bruti. What do you say YES NO?
Swoggle - Kiddo? Bitch I'm a grown ass man.
Beefcake - Watch your language little fellow or I'll get a bar of soap and.......
Swoggle - LITTLE FELLOW! (delivers a low blow to Beefcake and walks into Create A Pro)
Beefcake - (doubled over) Ohhhhhh. Right in the disciples.
Upstairs at Create A Pro headquarters Brian Myers walks in and to his delight his rings are full with wrestlers training.
Cardona - I called in a few favors meet your new Create a Pro Dream Team. Davey Richards while he not wrestling he's a contract killer for the CIA. Sammy Guevara tons of potential. When not in the ring he's likes to start fights with outlaw motorcycle gangs. This is Alexander Hammerstone. Put him in yellow trunks with red knee pads and you have the next Hulk Hogan but with one small difference. He actually knows more than close line, big boot, and drop the leg. No need to introduce your out of this world student, Create A Pro graduate, class valedictorian, and part time tarot card reader Kris Statlander. This monster of a man in Jonah. He's from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better, better run, you better take cover. Along with your coaching staff of Swoggle, Chelsea and myself there is no way you can lose.
Myers - This is great but we're still one wrestler short.
Enzo - Excuse me is this Create A Pro....
Myers - Why yes it is and your in luck because we still have one spot open.
Enzo - That's very nice but..
Myers - But what? You are looking to be a pro wrestler?
Enzo - I was thinking about it just make a little extra money while trying to complete my PHD at Johns Hopkins.
Myers - Today is your lucky day. Just sign here, here, and initial here. Welcome to Create a Pro Wrestler
Enzo - Thanks. I think.
After several weeks of training the time has finally arrived for Swinger, Myers, and there coaches meet in a neutral location to discuss their big event and come up with a card. When they are interrupted by Matt Cardona.
Cardona - I can't take it any more (he looks at Buff) I want you. One on One and the winner gets Chelsea.
Chelsea - (Confused) Wait. Matt what are you doing. You can't put me up like I'm some object. Who are you even challenging?
Cardona - BUFF BAGWELL
Chelsea - Oh, I'm cool with that.
Myers - Any other requests?
Beefcake - I want that little S.O.B. that hit me in the boys (Swoggle nods yes and growls like a dog) and its a hair cut match.
Myers - Lets go Champion vs Champion. Your Impact World Champion Josh Alexander vs my MLW World Champion Alexander Hammerstone.
Swinger - I have a better idea. (points to Hammerstone) Your fake Hulk Hogan vs (points at Josh Alexander) my Canadian Stone Cold. And give the hans the match they should of had at Mania, brother.
Myers - (confused) Didn't I just say that?
Buff - Just go with it.
Swinger - I'm smelling a Hoss Fight (points at Jacob Fatu and Jonah).
Myers - That's actually not bad. Now for the ladies. The wrestling Goddess Chelsea Green vs the indy queen Hyan.
Swinger - We can do that but its Spin the Wheel Make the Deal. Zickey get the wheel. (Zickey gives its a spin. Tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic....tic......tic.............tic.)
Myers - Zickey's Choice?
Zickey - BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!!
Chealse - but I don't wear panties.
Enzo - (looking at the backside of the wheel) Wait a minute, someone put a weight on the wheel so it ended up on Zickey Choice.
Everyone - ZICKEY ha, ha, ha.
Zickey - It was worth a shot. (He walk past Enzo and whispers) Snitches get stiches and end up in ditches.
Enzo - You want a piece of me?
Swinger - Book'em Danno. Now how about my guy with the fast feet (point at Speedball Make Bailey) vs Eddie Edwards.
Myers - You mean Davey Richards.
Swinger - call him what you want daddy, but he's going dooooowwwwwwwnnnnn.
Myers - (talking to Stalander) Are you sure? (Stalnder nods) Ok. Masha vs Statlander.
Masha - I will break her. If she dies....she dies.
Swinger - Looks like we're down to these to young bucks. (points and Dominik and Guevara).
Myers - Sound good to me.
Schools Out Forever!!!
Battle of the Teachers
Johnny Swinger vs Brian Myers
Impact World Champion vs MLW World Champion
Josh Alexander vs Alexander Hammerstone
Winner gets Chelsea
Buff Bagwell vs Matt Cardona
Hair vs Hair
Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake vs Swoggle
Hoss Fight
Jacob Fatu vs Jonah
Hyan vs Chelsea Green
Speedball Mike Bailey vs Davey Richards
Zicky Dice vs Enzo
Masha Slamovich vs Kris Statlander
Dominik Mysterio vs Sammy Guevara
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May 10, 2022 10:30:30 GMT Neo Zeed said:
The Eternal Championship Council.... A union of energy. This natural mystic flows throughout our universe. This council is made up of the energy of every warrior that ever existed, drawn together to balance the light and the darkness, existence and nothingness. Five years ago in 2017 this council assembled a cast of warriors from their primes for "The Best Of The Best" in an attempt to combat the Nothing, a dark force that consumed the imaginations, hopes, and dreams that kept the flame of the universe burning. Best Of The Best ripped through back to back fan fic drafts in 2017 and 2018 unchallenged and undefeated before The Nothing grew too strong and consumed this universe in the second round of the 2019 draft. The Nothing prevailed and the light was extinguished for the last 3 years....Now the Council has reemerged from death and darkness with a new ember. In an attempt to reignite the fire and restore the balance of the universe this council has channeled all of it's remaining energy to summon 20 warriors. These lives were cut short before they could make an impact on their world. Due to the weakened state of the Eternal Championship Council they were only able to channel these warriors from weeks, days, or moments prior to their untimely demise. Only this way can the balance of the universe be restored and The Nothing be defeated once and for all....
Only 1 female and 1 male warrior will remain standing at the end of the Eternal Championship...
These warriors will be returned to life shortly before their death....
...With the power to avoid the past...
...and the knowledge to change the future...
Let the contest begin...
These warriors will be returned to life shortly before their death....
...With the power to avoid the past...
...and the knowledge to change the future...
Let the contest begin...
The first 3 Eternal Championship events will pit these warriors against each other in the realm of professional wrestling. The 2 best warriors with the best win/loss records and the best fighting spirit through these 3 events will face off in the final Eternal Championship match in the 4th event. The first event will be headlined by a War Games Match pitting Team Japan against a team comprised of warriors from around the world; Canada, USA, The Ottoman Empire, and... Texas...
Rikidozan is the father of puro and reignited the flame for an entire country that had been ravaged by atomic bombs in World War II. He will captain Team Japan along with the aces of 1990's NJPW and AJPW(Shinya Hashimoto and Mitsuhara Misawa) and the adopted son of Japan, Bruiser Motherfucking Brody! Team Japan faces Team World, captained by the undefeated and unstoppable Terrible Turk. Chris Benoit, Bron Breakker, and David Von Erich join The Terrible Turk in war games action live in the Tokyo Dome!
Rikidozan was murdered by the Yakuza before he was able to become one of the most powerful men in the history of Japan. If Rikidozan is able to win the Eternal Championship he would be returned to the moments before his stabbing with the knowledge to avoid the Yakuza thug that killed him. If Rikidozan lives on he goes on to become a powerful politician in Japan and makes a major impact on his people, changing the lives of countless. Also Rikidozan's life changes the fate of Japanese wrestling, it becomes a unified global empire with a major influence on North American wrestling in the 80's and 90's...
The Terrible Turk drowned in a ship wreck as the undefeated greatest wrestler on Earth. Had the Turk lived he would have kept defeating American wrestlers and would have become the most hated man in America after he defeats the undisputed Boxing champ James J Jeffries in a Boxer vs Wrestler bout. The Turk slammed Jeffries to the canvas by his throat and knocked him unconscious in just 8 seconds, causing
a riot that destroyed the area around Madison Square Garden in New York where the spectacle was held. The Turk finally loses his title to Frank Gotch in the early 1900's. The victory makes Gotch a far bigger American hero than he was in real life. Gotch's victory over The Turk gives him popularity that carries over into his win over George Hackenscmidt. Gotch is considered a national hero and pro wrestling never becomes worked, instead it becomes a legitimate sport the same as boxing. Ultimately pro wrestling becomes an Olympic sport in the 1940's. Worked pro wrestling dies off the way of roller derby while legitimate pro wrestling evolves into what MMA is today by the 1970's with the rise of martial arts. An entire generation of steroids and drug abuse never happens since the legitimacy of pro wrestling attracts an entirely different demographic of people, athletes instead of body builders and actors. Because of this the UFC never comes into existence, but also the WWF and everything along with it, Hulk Hogan, the Monday Night Wars, etc... never exists...
Chris Benoit was murdered along with his family in 2007 and staged to make it look like a suicide by a dark criminal organization looking to cover up another steroid trial. This new steroid trial that was looking to use Benoit as an informant would have blown open charges of conspiracy and perjury from the old trial in the 90's. The investigation would have eventually uncovered connections from the Mcmahon family to a giant human trafficking conspiracy that involved Jeffrey Epstein and connected some of the richest and most powerful figures in American, including Donald Trump and the Clinton family. The arrests would have rocked the entire world and made a huge impact on American politics in the 2020's decade.
Bruiser Brody was stabbed to death in Puerto Rico. If Brody wins the Eternal Championship he will be able to prevent his death. Had Brody lived on into the 1990's he would have gotten a run in the WWF feuding with Hulk Hogan in the Summer of 1990. Hogan would end up injuring his neck in a falls count anywhere match against Brody that Summer, requiring neck fusion surgery and bringing an end to Hogan's career in the ring. With Hogan not being able to wrestle anymore he never goes on to sign with WCW in 1994. WCW trods on through the mid 90's building around young stars like Steve Austin and Cactus Jack until finally they are able to steal Bret Hart away from the WWF in 1996. Bret jumps to WCW and takes the WWF Championship belt with him and trashes it live on TV. WCW never dies and the Monday Night Wars continue on through the 2020's. Meanwhile Brody gets released from WWF and spends some time in WCW in the early 90's before being one of the founding wrestlers of Tod Gordon's Eastern Championship Wrestling in 1993-94.
Bron Breakker was shot and killed along with 6 other people by a deranged fan at a WWE meet and greet event at Wrestlemania weekend in 2030. After a solar flare in 2027 knocked out power for 6 days and wiped all hard drives of data around the globe, the entire world was sent into darkness. Everything had to start over from scratch. Pro Wrestling was given credit for giving the people hope in the aftermath. After Disney purchased the WWE in 2024 and the death of the company in 2026, a new fan owned WWE cropped up after the blackout. Bron Breakker emerged as the top heel in the company and his title reign ushered in a new age of wrestling. It all came to an end when a crazed fan brought a 3d printed gun to a meet and greet and fired 4 shots into Breakker's chest at the autograph table. If Breakker wins the Eternal Championship he will be able to stop his murder and carry pro wrestling into a new future....
David Von Erich died of natural causes in his 20's in Japan in 1984 while there were plans to put the NWA World Championship around his waist. In the aftermath of his death Texas pro wrestling and the entire Von Erich family fell apart. All but one of his little brothers either died from suicide or drug overdose. If DVE is able to win the Eternal Championship and return to 1984 to prevent his death it changes everything. He wins the NWA Championship twice. With David living through the 80's he goes on to have a profound influence on his younger brothers, especially Kerry Von Erich, who goes on to take the Ultimate Warrior gimmick in the WWF in 1986-87. Without ever suffering the motorcycle accident that took his leg, KVE thrives in the WWF as the Ultimate Warrior, eventually capturing the WWF Championship by defeating Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania VI at Texas Stadium in 1990. David lives out his days as owner and promoter of WCCW, which goes on to become a developmental territory for the WWF in the 1990's.
