UT vs. Lony

UT

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Apr 30, 2022 15:56:27 GMT UT said:

Team #1 - Stylin' and Proflin'

What happens WOO When you mix the Nature Boy WOO with the PHENOMENAL ONE WOO! You get WOO the single great tag team of all time WOO! Two of the greatest ever WOO to grace the squared circle! We are going to run through WOO the competition and prove why WOO we are the most Naturally Phenomenal men in the wrestling world! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Finishing Move: Phenomenal Figure Four Leg Locks (Calf Crusher and Figure Four on Separate Opponents)

Team #2 - Savage Demon Army

OHHHH FREAK FREAK OUT FREAK OUT! When they came to me with this idea about a tag team tournament , the MACHO MAN decided he need to find himself a parntah OHHH YEAH! So I went out on a journey to find the man or being who was worthy of standing side by side with with the MACHO KING! I went to hell and back , but I brought back with me a demon! A demon who is ready to fly high with the MACHO MAN and send the rest of these teams straight to hell! OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIG IT!

Finishing Move - Savage Sunday (Simultaneous Double Footstomp and Savage Elbow Drop)

Team 3 - Total Masterpieces

The Total Package , the greatest body the business has ever seen went on the look for a partner and was stunned to find a man with a physique almost as impressive as his , almost as chiseled , almost the total package in "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters a man who's no stranger to mirrors himself. Put them together and you easily have the most impressive looking specimens in the history of tag team wrestling and they definitely want the world to notice.

Finishing Move: The Final Touch (Masterlock lifted into Lex's Torture Rack)

Team #4 - The Great Malenko's

Two men of very few words but what they lack in speaking they more than make up for with their ability in the ring wrestling countless classic matches across the entire globe against any and all competitors who came calling. When the dust settled you couldn't ask for a team as made for each other as the Man of 1000 Holds and the Man of 1000 faces.

Finishing Move: The Shining Cloverleaf (Combination Texas Cloverleaf and Muta Lock)

Team #5 - Motor City Machine Guns

You know them and you love them , they have been around for a long time wrestling across the globe as one of the most entertaining teams in the wrestling world. Multiple time champions including runs in TNA , ROH and Japan while also winning PWI's tag team of the year over a decade ago , the MCMG are looking to put themselves back on the wrestling map competing in the greatest tag team tournament of all time.

Finishing Move: Made in Detroit (Sit Out Powerbomb Sliced Bread Combo)

Team #6 - Team AWESOME!

Miz is a cocky loud mouth who's mouth is always cashing check his ass can't cash , but he also has a knock for finding powerful and dangerous men to have his back and team with him. He couldn't have found a better or bigger badass then the one Mike Awesome who has no problem putting up being Miz's defacto A-List bodyguard as long as the money hits his bank account.

Finishing Move: A-List Bomb (Awesome Bomb combination with Miz neckbreaker)

Team #7 - The Brain Busters

The only other truly established team in the tournament and certainly one of the all time best. Whether it was as part of the Horsemen or in the WWF the Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard formed one of the most feared and technically sound teams of all time. Winning gold in WCW and the PWI Tag Team of the Year in 1989 after countless classics - they are certainly a team to be reckoned with in this tournament.

Finishing Move: Spike Piledriver

Team #8 - Bad News Bulldogs

I've got some BAD NEWS for ya! Two of Britain's greatest and strongest exports have decided to team up and are planning to run through the competition during this tag team tournament. Davey Boy Smith is one of the most powerful men we've ever seen enter a ring and Wade Barrett is silver tongue is only topped by his absolutely nasty demeanor in the ring. They plan on bringing home the crown and it's going to be tough for anyone to stop them!

Finisher: The Royal Guard (Double Running Powerslam)

Team #9 - All Mighty All Americans

Two of the most decorated amateur wrestlers the world has ever seen have decided to team up and destroy the competition in this tournament. They made seem like an odd couple but with their wrestling background , both being former champions and both being the definition of All American there is little doubt they can come together quickly to form the most almighty team in the tournament.

Finishing Move: Almighty Declaration (Dominator into an Ankle Lock)

Team #10 - Ravishing Models

Two of the most arrogant and cocky men of past or any generation , but don't take them lightly , they may be known for bringing the heat outside the ring but they can more than bring it inside the squared circle as well. They are more than capable of stealing both your women and this tournament and there won't be nothing you can do about it.

Finishing Move: Ravishing Personified (Atomic Drop into Neckbreaker)

Round One
Beat the Clock

Team with the fastest win in first round receives second round bye
*All Matches Determined by RT 's Randomizer*

Stylin' & Proflin' vs Ravishing Models

In our first match of the night we see a matchup of egos and phenomenal ring skills when Flair and Styles meet up with Rude and Martel. Who is going to win not only the right to advance in the tournament but the capture the hearts of all the ladies in the crowd? 

Stylin & Profilin win via Ric Flair roll up of Martel at 14:36

Brain Busters vs The Total Masterpieces

In a complete clash of looks , style and personalities the blue collar Brain Busters clash with the narcistic Total Masterpieces. It's muscles vs brawn , skill vs power and substance vs style in this battle!

Brain Busters win via Spike Piledriver on Chris Master at 11:21

Team AWESOME vs Motor City Machine Guns

The Miz and Awesome have not been on the same page leading up to this one which may leave them vulnerable to the now seasoned underdogs in the MCMG, can the Miz's Motor Mouth get Awesome back on the same page or will his silver tongue cost his team a shot at advancing in the tournament?

Motor City Machine Guns win via Mike Awesome attacking Miz with an Awesome bomb at 7:21

Bad News Bulldogs vs All Mighty All Americans

In what has become the most personal and prideful matchup of our first round it's Britain's Bad News Bulldogs squaring off against the All Mighty All Americans. For these two teams it's no longer just about moving on in the tournament but about pride of country and everything they stand for.

All Mighty All Americans win via Wade Barrett submission to Almighty Declaration 10:59

Savage Demon Army vs The Great Malenkos

In our final matchup of the first round we have the whole array of personalities and abilities. Can the unpredictable Macho keep his head on straight and eye on the prize? What happens when the Demon meets Muta for the first time?

Savage Demon Army win via Savage Sunday on Dean Malenko at 16:21

Round Two
Winners move onto the finals to compete in Triple Threat TLC Match for the Crown

Motor City Machine Guns vs Bye

The underdogs from the Motor City received a 2nd round bye after defeating Team Awesome in the first round.

Savage Demon Army vs All Mighty All Americans

In the second round an exhausted Demon Kings have to face maybe even a stiffer test against the powerful and dangerous All Might All Americans who boast two elite amateur wrestlers and one of them being one of the most powerful men on the planet. Can Macho King and Balor muster enough heart and determination to reach the finals? Or will Lashley and Swagger make quick work of their much smaller and beaten down opponents?

Savage Demon Army win via TWO Savage Sundays to Bobby Lashley at 15:01

Stylin' & Proflin vs Brain Busters

In the main event of the second round we see old friends face each other with Flair vs Anderson and Blanchard. Can the Phenomenal One trust the dirtiest player in the game not to stab him in the back? Or will he put an end for his former Horsemen and move onto the finals?

Stylin & Proflin win via AJ Styles small package on Blanchard at 17:12

Finals
Triple Threat Tables , Ladders & Chairs Match

Stylin' & Proflin' vs Savage Demon Army vs Motor City Machine Guns

It's the finals and that means Tables , Ladders and Chairs with the most prestigious trophy of all time hanging above the ring waiting for one of these teams to climb the ladder and bring it down! You have the Motor City Machine Guns who went into this tournament as underdogs but now just may have to be the favorites to win it all after a short first round match and a bye in the second round. Not to mention that this type of match just might be right up their alley! They didn't have to go through the hell that both other teams have just to get here. Styles and Flair not only had to survive the Ravishing Models but also an absolute slugfest with the Brain Busters just mere moments ago and the Savage Demon Army had to survive being stretched and pounded every which way by the Great Malenkos in what had to be the match of the night up to this point only to then have to face even harder hitting opponents in Lashley and Swagger. The fact they can even make it to the ring is a testament to these mens determination. So when it's all said and done will the gauntlet prove to me too much for the team of all time greats or will the Machine Guns steal the trophy and title of greatest tag team in the world?

Lony

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Premier Wrestling Alliance
Presents: That Wrestling Show

PWA Heavyweight Championship
Fatal Four-Way
Chris Jericho vs. Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam vs. The Giant

Brawl For All Championship
Semi-Finals Match
Mike Tyson vs. Muhammad Ali

Singles Match
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Nigel McGuinness

PWA Tag Team Championships
Four-Way Tag Team Ladder Match
Canadian Violence (Christian Cage & Lance Storm) vs. Holy Demon Army (Toskiaki Kawada & Akira Taue)
vs. MNM (John Morrison & Joey Mercury) vs. The WGTT (Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas)

Brawl For All Championship
Semi-Finals Match
Evander Holyfield vs. Floyd Mayweather

Singles Match
Jushin Liger vs. Rey Mysterio

Can I vote neither? -_-

Says the guy who couldn’t make a card.

Not thrilled with either of these.

UT got creative with the mix and match teams, and put in some work, but I think 🤯 did the same concept better in this very round.

Lony's card was pretty barebones. The boxing matches would obviously be all time great draws, but I'm not overly enamored with worlds colliding, Jerry. His main event could be fun.

I'll give UT an unenthusiast vote.

I’m actually digging UT tag teams, The Miz and Mike Awesome is strangely satisfying duo for me I don’t know why but that just works brilliantly in my mind. Did we get the whole tournament booked out in one show? I can’t say I’m a big fan of that I like it when you just leave me with a tournament bracket and tell me how it works and leave the results for the next round, but still very cool.

Lony has to get my vote here. I do love the 4 way main event that matchup works so well and would be a killer main. How can I not vote for Tyson vs Ali in a brawl for all with weird rules with takedowns, that sir is a Pride FC level freak show attraction sign me up.

I never like doing tournaments in general but I just wanted to have fun with this one and do what I enjoy most about these things which is making tag teams.

I made a whole normal card that I would traditionally do and just didn't like the fit and felt I was missing a few pieces so I figured I was going to lose anyways and I might as well enjoy myself in the process. If I do go on to win I'll be going back to more traditional UT style cards though because hopefully the four extra wrestlers help me put the puzzle back together.

I might not like the tournament format but I do love some of the teams I came up with considering I had no plans of this until the last minute. So suck it Baker.


Also a main event TLC match featuring Flair , Styles , Balor , Savage and the MCMG would be awesome. I don't care what anyone says.

Tag team extravaganza #2. PI's tag team tournament is fantastic despite me not liking tag team wrestling much. UT's on the other hand is less convincing. The introduction of the teams is great, especially with the gifs, and he has that gift for coming up with great names for things (in this case tag team names and finisher names) that I wish I had. However I gotta admit some of these tag teams are pretty contrived and I'm not feeling them. Flair and AJ being the biggest example. However there are some great pairings too, like Luger/Masters, and especially Rude/Martel. A mixed bag.

The card itself is just overwhelming. Are all of these matches happening on one night? I'd be tapping out pretty early into the night, especially since the final match is the kinda clusterfuck match that I need a tank full of energy to enjoy.

Fantastic presentation but not so enamored with the rest. Lots of courage points for a fresh concept, using his roster in unexpected ways, and that enormous card.

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Not so impressed by Lony's card either. It's certainly not good enough to speak for itself without any backstory or images. Absolutely no interest in boxing matches. This is pro-wrestling! I know Tyson vs Ali may be the biggest boxing dream match ever, but as someone who gives zero fucks about boxing, I don't care. Although booking a Brawl For All with some of the biggest boxing stars in history is outside of the box and gets some courage points. Meanwhile his best draft pick the Holy Demon Army are wasted in a Ladder Match, something that never happens in Japan.

Liger vs Mysterio is awesome and possibly my favourite match on the card. Tanahashi vs McGuiness would also be excellent. The main event is fine, but the second four way of the night. Maybe if this was an Elimination match I'd be sold more.

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UT earns my vote. I may not like the card much, but he clearly put a lot of thought, creativity, and effort into it which is admirable.

I feel like UT may be winning this from the posts in here. I'm contemplating changing my vote, but I don't want to pull a Ness and screw everything up.

Not super jazzed with either card, but I feel like I would enjoy a few more matches on Lony's card.

UT you owe me 4 steals: 2 from Lony and 2 from Kid.

May 22, 2022 6:38:20 GMT RT said:

UT you owe me 4 steals: 2 from Lony and 2 from Kid.

I said Jericho , Angle , Sting and Wyatt I thought. Weird.

May 22, 2022 10:25:46 GMT UT said:

May 22, 2022 6:38:20 GMT RT said:

UT you owe me 4 steals: 2 from Lony and 2 from Kid.

I said Jericho , Angle , Sting and Wyatt I thought. Weird.

I might have missed it somewhere else. Thanks homes.

May 22, 2022 15:29:07 GMT RT said:

May 22, 2022 10:25:46 GMT UT said:

I said Jericho , Angle , Sting and Wyatt I thought. Weird.

I might have missed it somewhere else. Thanks homes.

You got my card right? The second one?

May 22, 2022 15:55:05 GMT UT said:

May 22, 2022 15:29:07 GMT RT said:

I might have missed it somewhere else. Thanks homes.

You got my card right? The second one?

Yes. I will be sure to post the first one and then change it when you yell at me.

I always knew UT loved Bray Wyatt.