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During the hiatus following the 23rd annual Martial Arts World Tournament, Capsule Corporation's CEO, founder and self-proclaimed internet wrestling smark - Mr. Briefs - announced his intention to create the world's biggest and best wrestling promotion. The marquee signings of Son Goku and his former rivals Tien Shinhan and "Demon King" Piccolo proved more than bold enough to capture the public's imagination. Though still notable, many questions remained to be asked: How could the strongest fighters in the world be contained in one promotion? Would the formation of it ultimately tarnish the integrity, honor and tradition of the Martial Arts World Tournament - and by extension - the pro wrestling industry as a whole??

The highly intelligent Mr. Briefs would consume many muffins and stale cans of seltzer water during a press buffer to persuade confidence to the public with these aforementioned concerns. And whenever the heat was raised on the pressure, the good doctor distracted the media with his cute cat Scratch. That's not to say it was a dull affair by any means though:

"We will be crowning a champion for the universe this Monday Night on WWZ Brawl! You can assure your children, your cousins and all of your wives that our programming was 100% NOT funded by Soros money! We only provide good wholesome American Christian entertainment here, folks!"

When pressed about who the champion or even what the title could possibly be, Mr. Briefs refused to answer anymore questions and instead urged the press to tune in this upcoming monday night. In the hours soon to follow, WWZ.com would make their signings of Master Roshi, Krillin, Yamcha and several other notable names from World Tournament glory known to the public. Now just one night away from the inaugural episode, a WWZ teaser trailer featuring three spacepods entering the Earth's orbit has recently gone viral. The word "Kakarot" fades across the screen to conclude the visual. What does this word mean and what pertinence does the imagery of three alien ships truly hold? Find out on this week's episode of W-W-Z!!!

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FORMAT

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Thanks to the advanced technology and their shady political dealings, Dragon Balls are now always the procured property of Capsule Corp.! As such, the winner of each main event match from each of the seven annual PPV events is awarded one of the seven mystical Dragon Balls. If all seven of the Dragon Balls are procured, the fighter may wish for whatever his or her heart desires by summoning the eternal dragon Shenron. If all seven balls have yet to be collected by one person or group by the time of the World Tournament, all competitors who possess a Dragon Ball will be given a bye during the first round when seeded in combat. The winner of the World Tournament is thus granted temporary possession of all seven Dragon Balls until he or she completes their wish within a one month time limit!

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EVENTS

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~ World War Z ~

30 contestants compete in a 2-ring Battle Royale match to determine the #1 Contender for the Universal Championship!

~ Dragon Mania ~

"The Grand Dragon of Them All" is the marquee event of the WWZ calendar year. People from all across the universe travel across the cosmos just to attend!

~ Battle of The Gods ~

An annual event held for the amusement of Otherworld. Normal rules do not apply here as all combatants have been made temporarily dead. In other words: any and all things go!

~ Zeni in The Bank ~

12 contestants compete in a 60-foot ladder match for the coveted Zeni in the Bank briefcase containing a 1-year contract guaranteeing any title shot at any given time!

~ Blast At the Beach ~

An event always hosted outside and always located on the beachfront of West City. All competitors are permitted to use ki attacks during this show!

~ Super Slam ~

The top event of the summer season, this behemoth of a show always takes place in downtown Orange City!

~ The World Tournament ~

Held once every five years in the past, this age-old tradition is now an annual event that now marks the end of the WWZ calendar year. The winner of the World Tournament obtains the ultimate prize: all seven of the mystical Dragon Balls!

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OFFICIAL ROSTER

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*Character biographies were sourced from the official Dragon Ball wiki*

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~SINGLES~

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BORA
PL: 75
Ht: 6'7"
Wt: 263 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Sacred Wind (Whisper in the Wind)
Signature: Tomahawk Chop (Jumping overhead chop)

Bio: Bora (ボラ, Bora) is a tall, muscular man who resides in the Sacred Land of Korin with his son Upa, in a tepee at the base of the Korin Tower.

CHIAOTZU
PL: 150
Ht: 4'6"
Wt: 72 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Dodon Ray (Finger Poke of Doom)
Signature: Drill Attack (Spinning leaping headbutt)

Bio: Chiaotzu (餃チャオ子ズ, Chaozu) is a white-skinned, red-cheeked little Earthling. He is the constant companion and best friend of Tien Shinhan and one of Master Shen's former students.

GOKU

PL: 416
Ht: 5'9"
Wt: 137 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Spirit Bomb (Pop-up powerbomb)
Signature: Kamehameha (Double palm strike)

Bio: Goku (孫そん悟ご空くう, Son Gokū, Japanese pronunciation: [sõŋgokɯː]), born Kakarot (カカロット, Kakarotto, Japanese pronunciation: [kakaɾot̚to]), is a Saiyan raised on Earth and the overall main protagonist of the Dragon Ball series. Originally sent to Earth as an infant, Kakarot would be adopted by Grandpa Gohan who named him Son Goku. A head injury at an early age altered Goku's memory, ridding him of his initial destructive nature and allowing him to grow up to become one of Earth's greatest defenders. He constantly strives and trains to be the greatest warrior possible.

KRILLIN
PL: 206
Ht: 5'0"
Wt: 99 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Destructo Disc (Springboard spinning lariat)
Signature: Photon Bomber (Bronco Buster)

Bio: Krillin (クリリン, Kuririn) is a supporting protagonist in the Dragon Ball franchise. He's one of the most powerful and talented martial artists on Earth. He is courageous, faithful, andSchool-natured. Krillin had a brief rivalry with Goku when they first trained under Master Roshi, but they quickly became lifelong best friends, to the point that Goku cares for him as much as his family and closest ones. He is a prominent Z Fighter, despite usually being overpowered by the major enemies.

MASTER ROSHI
PL: 189
Ht: 5'5"
Wt: 97 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Kamehameha (Double palm strike)
Signature: Panty Dropper (Dancing leg drop)

Bio: Master Roshi (武む天てん老ろう師し, Muten Rōshi, lit. "Old Heavenly Martial Arts Master"), also known as the Turtle Hermit (亀かめ仙せん人にん, Kame Sen'nin) (or Turtle (, Kame)[6] in his youth) and God of Martial Arts (武道の神様, Budō no Kami-sama), is a perverted hermit and a master of martial arts. He lives on his own isolated island called Kame House, where he may be willing to train students who travel to his doorstep. He is also the originator of the Kamehameha Wave. Despite his lecherous tendencies and his old age, Roshi is an extremely respected and capable warrior, serving as the master of Gohan, Ox-King, Goku, Krillin, and Yamcha. His drive to push his students to new heights and support them on their martial arts journeys makes him one of the most notable supporting characters in the series.

NAPPA

PL: 4,000

Ht: 6'10"

Wt: 350 lbs.
Alignment: Heel

Finisher: Exploding Wave (Lariat)

Signature: N/A

Bio: Nappa (ナッパ, Nappa) is a mid-class Saiyan warrior from Planet Vegeta, and Vegeta's partner in combat. Prior to the destruction of Planet Vegeta, Nappa was the general of the Saiyan Army and aid/partner to the young prince, Vegeta. After his race's demise, he, along with Vegeta and Raditz, worked as soldiers directly under Frieza, which led him to Earth.

OOLONG
PL: 10
Ht: 4'0"
Wt: 71 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Transformation Rocket (Diving headbutt)
Signature: Rock-Paper-Leg Scissors (Running leg scissors)

Bio: Oolong (ウーロン, Ūron) is a protagonist in the Dragon Ball manga and its anime adaptation Dragon Ball, making minor appearances in Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT as well. He is an anthropomorphic, shapeshifting pig who met Bulma and Goku while on their quest finding the Dragon Balls. After their adventure, he begins living at Capsule Corporation in West City. He plays a large role in the beginning of Dragon Ball, but by the end of Dragon Ball Z, he just shows up from time to time in the company of Master Roshi.

OX-KING
PL: 60
Ht: 13'2"
Wt: 876 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Down Thrust (Final Cut)
Signature: Charging Mad Bull (Spear)

Bio: Ox-King, also referred to as Ox Demon King (牛ぎゅう魔ま王おう, Gyūmaō) when his castle was engulfed in flames, is the king of Fire Mountain, as well as the father of Chi-Chi, the father in-law of Goku, the grandfather of Gohan and Goten, and the great grandfather of Pan. He once trained with Goku's adoptive grandfather, Grandpa Gohan, under Master Roshi at the Turtle School.

PICCOLO
PL: 408
Ht: 7'5"
Wt: 255 lbs.
Alignment: Tweener
Finisher: Special Beam Cannon (Samoan Spike)
Signature: Namek Crab (Boston Crab)

Bio: Piccolo Jr. (ピッコロ・ジュニア, Pikkoro Junia, lit. "Piccolo Junior"), usually just called Piccolo or Kamiccolo and also known as Ma Junior (マジュニア, Ma Junia), is a Namekian and also the final child and reincarnation of King Piccolo, later becoming the reunification of the Nameless Namekian after fusing with Kami. According to Grand Elder Guru, Piccolo, along with Kami and King Piccolo, are part of the Dragon Clan, who were the original creators of the Dragon Balls. A wise and cunning warrior, he was the main antagonist in the final saga of Dragon Ball, the Piccolo Jr. Saga, and was thus a ruthless enemy of Goku.

PIRATE ROBOT
PL: 70
Ht: 6'3"
Wt: 260 lbs.
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: Missile Dropkick
Signature: Accel Bite (Lunging bite)

Bio: The Pirate Robot (海賊ロボ, Kaizoku Robo) is a powerful combat robot created by pirates to protect the lair where they keep their treasure.

PUAR

PL: 10
Ht: 2'5"
Wt: 34 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Helping Hand (Shapeshifting slap)
Signature: Love Bomb (Running senton to groin)

Bio: Puar (プーアル, Pūaru) is a shape-shifter and is Yamcha's lifelong best friend.

 
TIEN

PL: 250
Ht: 6'2"
Wt: 165 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Tri-Beam (Three Amigos)
Signature: Super Knee Uppercut (Diving knee attack to opponent's leg)

Bio: Tien Shinhan (天テン津シン飯ハン or 天てん津しん飯はん, Tenshinhan, Japanese pronunciation: [tẽ̞ĩɕĩːhã̠ɴ]) is a disciplined, reclusive and heavily devoted martial artist, and one of the strongest Earthlings within the Dragon Ball universe. He also possesses a few non-human traits due to being descended from the alien Triclops race. He was originally a student of the Crane School who desired revenge against Goku for defeating his mentor, Mercenary Tao, but realized he was on the wrong side with the help of Master Roshi. He battles alongside the other Z Fighters against major threats to the Earth, often courageously engaging enemies far more powerful than himself. However, he spends most of his time training with his lifelong best friend, Chiaotzu.

VEGETA
PL: 18,000
Ht: 5'7"
Wt: 205 lbs.
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: Big Bang (Stunner)
Signature: Galic Gun (Fame-Asser)

Bio: Vegeta (ベジータ, Bejīta), more specifically Vegeta IV (ベジータ四世, Bejīta Yonsei),[7] recognized as Prince Vegeta (ベジータ王子, Bejīta Ōji) is the prince of the fallen Saiyan race. Regal, egotistical, and full of pride, Vegeta is a ruthless, cold-blooded warrior and outright killer.

YAJIROBE
PL: 170
Ht: 5'5"
Wt: 172 lbs.
Alignment: Tweener
Finisher: Ka-Blam Splash (Banzai Drop)
Signature: Stone Bullet (Running forearm smash)

Bio: Yajirobe (ヤジロベー, Yajirobē) is a ronin (masterless samurai) who met Goku while the latter was searching for Tambourine. He spends most of his time with Korin on Korin Tower, and usually delivers Senzu Beans to the Dragon Team. Despite his obesity and desire to avoid fighting, he is quite strong and swift in his movement, also being highly skilled with his katana.

YAMCHA
PL: 177
Ht: 6'0"
Wt: 150 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Wolf Fang Fist (Open palm strike)
Signature: Volleyball Attack (Diving double arm stamp)

Bio: Yamcha (ヤムチャ, Yamucha) is a major deuteragonist in the Dragon Ball manga and in the anime Dragon Ball, and later a supporting tritagonist in Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball Super, with a few appearances in Dragon Ball GT. He is a former boyfriend of Bulma and the lifelong best friend of Puar. A former desert bandit, Yamcha was once an enemy of Goku, but quickly reformed and became a friend and ally. Brave, boastful and dependable, Yamcha is a very talented martial artist and one of the most powerful humans on Earth, possessing skills and traits that allow him to fight alongside his fellow Z Fighters when major threats loom. Although he retired by the latter half of Dragon Ball Z, due to being largely outclassed by both his allies (namely the Saiyans) and their enemies, he is always present whenever a new threat approaches, and will occasionally lend a helping hand, thus proving himself to be a powerful ally in his own right.

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~TAG TEAMS/FACTIONS~

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BORA + UPA
(Bora/Upa)

CRANE EXPRESS
(Tien/Chiaotzu)

HELL'S FITTEST
(Goz/Mez)

PILAF GANG
(Emperor Pilaf/Mai/Shu)

THE SAIYANS
(Vegeta/Nappa/Raditz)

WASTELAND BANDITS
(Yamcha/Puar)

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STAFF

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MR.BRIEFS
Position: CEO

Bio: Dr. Brief (ブリーフ博士, Burīfu Hakase) is an elderly, brilliant, and eccentric scientist. He is the founder of Capsule Corporation, the father of Tights and Bulma, and the maternal grandfather of Trunks and Bulla. Dr. Brief is also one of the smartest and richest men in the world. He lives in West City with his wife and their many pets.

KORIN & MR.POPO
Position: Commentary

Bio: Korin (カリン, Karin) is a wise cat who is over 800 years old that lives atop a giant tower. He is a martial arts master. Mr. Popo (ミスター・ポポ, Misutā Popo) is an assistant deity who serves as the attendant to Earth's Guardian. He also tends the grounds of the Lookout. Although he is bound there eternally as the gardener and caretaker, he can instantaneously travel anywhere in the world when the occasion calls for it by using a magic carpet.

BULMA BRIEFS
Position: Interviewer

Bio: ​Bulma (ブルマ, Buruma, lit. "Blooma") is a brilliant scientist and the second daughter of Capsule Corporation's founder Dr. Brief and his wife Bikini, the younger sister of Tights, and is Goku's first friend. She used to be the girlfriend of Yamcha, but moved on (while remaining friends with him) and, eventually, became the wife of Vegeta, as well as the mother of Trunks and Bulla. A technological and scientific genius who can turn her talents to almost any field and understand alien technology near-effortlessly, her inventions, and the resources of Capsule Corporation, have been invaluable to Goku and the rest of the Dragon Team many times. Her most notable invention is the Dragon Radar. Bulma is the most significant female character in the series. Aside from Goku, Bulma is the single longest-running character in the entire meta-series, being introduced in the first Dragon Ball chapter and episode and maintaining a prominent role until the end of the series.

WORLD TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCER
Position: Ring Announcer

Bio: The World Tournament Announcer (天下一武道会アナウンサー, Tenkaichi Budōkai Anaunsā, lit. "The Number One Under Heaven Martial Arts Gathering Announcer") is the man who hosts every World Martial Arts Tournament from the beginning of Dragon Ball to Dragon Ball GT. Along with commentating, he sometimes acts as a referee for tournament matches other than the preliminary matches, usually counting when a contestant is down.

Yajoribe gang! Assmble!

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Episode #1: "A Champion For The Universe! Son Goku: All Grown Up!!!"

Venue: Korin's Tower

Attendance: 32,458

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~ The commentary crew of Korin and Mr. Popo welcome us to tonight's show before the infamous World Tournament Announcer gives a grand introduction to the WWZ Owner and Operator, as well as the founder of Capsule Corporation: Mr. Briefs. Briefs arrives with a briefcase in hand as he thanks the audience. Moments later, the good doctor brings up the topic of the most recent World Tournament won by none other than Son Goku.

~ Briefs goes on to request Goku's presence and once the aged Saiyan arrives, he heaps on much praise and hype to the warrior's many feats and accolades over the last few years. Summing everything up, Dr. Briefs closes by saying that all is exactly the reason he considers none fitter to be called the WWZ Universal Champion than Goku himself, awarding him the title.

~ Goku seems reluctant to accept something that he feels he hasn't really earned, when none other Piccolo suddenly interrupts this opening festivity. The son of the Demon King confirms Goku's feelings, clarifying that he hasn't earned it: but he could, in a one on one rematch with him in tonight's potential main event! Mr. Briefs then asks the audience how they feel about it, a sentiment which is quickly met with resounding confirmation. Briefs then officially books it after making sure both fighters agree to these terms. Goku then motions to shake Piccolo's hand, only to be met with a resounding grunt before slowly exiting the ring...

YAJIROBE v. PIRATE ROBOT 

We return from a Capsule Corp. advert to see Yajirobe munching on a big chunk of beast meat. Meanwhile Pirate Robot is taking advantage, computing all of his lazy opponent's information into his system's database. The robot shoots off two rockets which Yajirobe dodges at the last second. During the process, he chucks what's left of his lunch into the face of his mechanical foe before slicing his artificial head off with his samurai sword. The referee signals for the bell before the World Tournament Announcer conveys to the crowd that this match will be ruled a disqualification.

Winner: Pirate Robot, via DQ 00:43]

~ Chi-Chi can be seen furiously storming backstage as her father Ox-King struggles to keep pace. She shouts and hollers for Gohan to show himself as she scours the locker rooms and various other facilities in vain before continually searching elsewhere off-screen. 

    
CRANE EXPRESS (Tien/Chiaotzu) v.

WASTELAND BANDITS (Yamcha/Puar)

Our smaller combatants start the match off, with Chiaotzu gaining a sizable advantage over Puar early in the match. Chiaotzu has a full nelson choke locked in tight before Puar musters his last bit of strength to teleport over and tag in Yamcha with his tail. Yamcha makes quick work of both Chiaotzu and even Tien while on the apron with a quick onslaught of jumping kicks and diving fists while running in off the hot tag! After suffering through a few rest holds, Chiaotzu rolls until Tien manages to tag himself in off his shoulder. Tien bests Yamcha for much of the remainder of the match until falling victim to the Wolf Fang Fist finisher! Yamcha with the cover: 1… 2… But Tien kicks out! Yamcha looks on in shock before gearing up to repeat the move-- Solar Flare! Yamcha quickly covers his temporarily blinded eyes, only to be rolled up into a school boy pin: 1… 2… 3!!!!


Winners: Crane Express [07:29]

~ Master Roshi is being interviewed by Bulma Briefs. Roshi ignores all of her pre-match questions and instead persists on asking if she'd like to donate her time to community service: "senior citizen sexual assistance", specifically. Bulma wastes no time in painting Roshi's old bald face as red as a strawberry via a swift slap across the face!

MASTER ROSHI w/Turtle v.

BORA w/Upa

Bora fights valiantly at first but is sadly little competition for even an aged Master Roshi as the match progresses. Roshi does hulk up for the adoration of the crowd, eventually gorilla press slamming Bora over the top rope, crushing his son Upa beneath him before the ref eventually counts Bora out of the match in anticlimactic fashion...

Winner: Master Roshi [08:10]

~ Both Goku and Piccolo are interviewed to hype up the night's historic upcoming main event match; the very first match ever contested for the WWZ Universal Championship no less! Goku is ushered off halfway through his promo by a distraught Chi-Chi who still can't find Gohan anywhere on the Tower. Piccolo meanwhile remains unwilling to address any official comment to any of the questions he's asked.

~ Piccolo makes a grand and solemn entrance to the song "Vinnum Sabbathi" by Electric Wizard as hellfire pours out from both the ramp and apron. Goku soon follows him in spectacular fashion, rolling in through the air riding Nimbus Cloud as "Eye of the Tiger" blares from the loud speakers. Goku then drops from Nimbus to descend into the ring-- leaping uppercut from Piccolo! It looks like this one's getting started early!

~WWZ UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH~



GOKU v. PICCOLO

Goku, smirking, wipes the small stream of blood away from his mouth before leaping into an impromptu punch and signaling what will become a lengthy back and forth between these two rivals. Goku still maintains the upper hand until Piccolo dodges a roundhouse kick. He then catches Goku's leg while tripping him to the mat before repeatedly striking his knees into the backside of Goku's own knees. Piccolo then locks in his dreaded Namek Crab! We toil for minutes waiting on Goku to either break free from the hold or pass out from sheer exhaustion until the monkey boy realizes the former, finding the strength within him to leap up and snag his hand on the bottom rope. Following the break in action, Piccolo continues to work Goku's legs in order to tire him out. He begins winding up his arm for the dreaded Spiral Beam Cannon finisher, all the while chuckling to himself as Goku struggles to stand. In spite of the rules and the protests of the referee, Piccolo begins charging up his ki as a visible blue energy now surrounds his visage. Then, just as the referee looks to signal for the bell, our match official suddenly finds a tail wrapped around his neck, quickly choking him out as he slumps over to the mat......

SPOILER: Click to show

Though Piccolo soon senses this formidable power level behind him, it isn't quite soon enough, as he finds a knee swiftly lunging itself into his ribcage immediately after turning around. The unknown figure then follows up with a clothesline that sends Piccolo tumbling over the ropes. Korin and Popo then point out the child timidly standing behind the unknown man, who they soon reveal to be none other than Goku's son: Gohan. The man who attacked Piccolo then turns to face Goku, who now picks himself up off one knee. The man snaps his fingers at Gohan, who then sheepishly hands him a microphone:

"Why hello again, Kakarot... I heard your wife was looking for something???"

Goku: "I don't.. know... Who you are... But... You better... Give me.. Back.... MY SONNN!!!"

Goku leaps into the air to strike the unknown man with his Kamehameha (double palm strike) finisher, but instead finds himself upended by an impromptu Superkick! As the jeers reign in loud and heavy, Chi-Chi comes rushing into the ring from the back before the man grabs her by the hair and throws her over the top rope. He then makes his way over to the commentary table, retrieving the Universal Title before hoisting Gohan onto his shoulders. Standing above the fallen Goku, the man smirks to himself before closing out with one last admission:

"Fear not, brother! I'll have little Gohan back in no time. Uncle Raditz just wants to spend some quality time with his nephew. But the championship? That's staying with MEEEEE!!!!"

Winner: No Contest [15:43]

~ A cackling Raditz then departs from the tower via the air with both Gohan and the WWZ Universal Championship in tow. Just mere seconds later, Mr. Briefs and his assembly of Capsule Corp. robots come swarming out from the entrance in hot pursuit!

Mr. Briefs: "Faster you hunks of no good metal! I command you to STOP HIM AT ONCE! Filthy immigrants always trying to steal our gold! Ladies and gents, this was NOT an officially sanctioned WWZ result! That man is a troubadour and a communist! There will be no refunds tonight but I WILL have my revenge!!!"

~ The scene then slowly cuts to black upon the imagery of a mob of Capsule Corp. robots ascending into the sky and hot on the trail of a fleeing Raditz......

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Episode #2: "Tale Of An Alien Thief: Raditz On The Run!"

Venue: Kame House

Attendance: 13,542

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~ Bulma Briefs introduces us to the Kame House to open the show. We get pre-match footage of a meet and greet and conference that took place hours before tonight's event. Highlights included Master Roshi's barely attended wet t-shirt contest and Oolong's Tofu Bacon Burger Food Truck. It's soon revealed Capsule Corp. has provided Kame House with specialty, sea-sturdy seating to surround the house and provide fans with a unique close-up experience.

~ We're then shown highlights of last week's episode of Monday Night Brawl, namely Raditz killing the referee during Goku and Piccolo's title match before taking off with both Gohan and the WWZ Universal Championship! Once the recap commences, "It's Hip To Be Square" Huey & the News starts pumping its caucasity all over the venue via the PA system. Mr. Briefs then appears before us on a motorized scooter. Once reaching ringside, a litany of Capsule Corp. bots hoists him into the ring as well as retrieving the CEO his own personal microphone.

Mr. Briefs: "Cut the music! Cappuccino bot, come hither!!!"

~ The only brown colored robot sheepishly floats over to Mr. Briefs. Briefs snaps his fingers, crosses his arms and taps his foot while cappuccino bot pours him a hot, frothy java.

Mr. Briefs: "Thank you, Cappuccino bot - now please kindly fuck off. Ladies and gents, you no doubt were witness to the monstrosity that occurred last week, involving shenanigans of the most degenerate degree! An ILLEGAL ALIEN stole official WWZ property - MY property - on MY show! This is not only unacceptable, but went against the very principles this country - the GREATEST country in the world, might I add - was founded on… U-S-A! U-S-A!"

~ The audience soon follows in unison as Mr. Briefs rallies them into a bit of a nationalistic frenzy. A tandem of robots are then routed to quell down the 'Muricanism just a few notches.

Mr. Briefs: "So what else is a man - a PROPRIETOR OF REPUTABLE BUSINESS - 'spose to do, eh? Time to rally the big guns! When in doubt, bring other no good immigrants out and about!"

~ Then, as if on cue, two alien space pods jettison out from the horizon to hover above Kame House. Mr. Briefs then points his finger above his head in their general direction.

Mr. Briefs: "That's right Raditz, you socialist scum! Your higher up's are finally here! The ink on their new contracts is just now beginning to dry! In other words - I WILL FIND YOU. And when I do.. You're gonna wish that I NEVER had!"

~ Our opening segment concludes upon seeing both pods speed off into the distance as Mr. Briefs theme song now starts to replay. The team of robots return to hauling the CEO into the air and away from the venue as the scene cuts to black and we cut to our very first commercial.

KRILLIN v. ANDROID 8

Krillin makes quick work of Android 8's offensive assault, showing little struggle against the slow and stumbling faux Frankenstein's mockery. He ends this match in relatively uneventful fashion by quickly dodging a punch and then successfully defeating 8 with a reverse bridging headscissors pin.

Winner: Krillin [3:06]

~ After the match we reunite with Bulma Briefs for an in-house interview with Goku's visibly distraught wife Chi-Chi who is being joined in company by her loving father, Ox-King. She pulls up a missing person's poster with Gohan's face plastered on it while urging everyone in attendance and any viewers at home to please share any info they may have on Raditz or young Gohan's whereabouts. Chi-Chi then flies into uncontrollable sobbing as she falls into her father's arms. Ox-King closes out the interview by detailing the 100,000 zeni reward for any information leading to either Raditz's arrest, Gohan's safe return or both of these scenarios successfully coming to fruition all at once.

~ We're back to the outside of Kame House where Korin & Mr. Popo now inform the audience that our next match we'll continue the WWZ Tag Team Title Tournament which began a week ago when the team of Crane Express (Tien/Chiaotzu) defeated The Wasteland Bandits (Yamcha/Puar).

~ WWZ TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT ~

HELL'S FITTEST (Goz/Mez)

v.

BORA/UPA

Even though the bell sounds, Goz & Mez are too busy showing off their collective physiques to the crowd. Upa then launches off of Bora's shoulders, does a flip in the air and lands on top of Mez's head before he too poses for the now roaring fans. Goz whips his club at Upa but it's a swing a miss, as he not only hits Mez in the head instead but soon finds himself on the wrong end of a clothesline from Bora. The father-son duo do their best to seize the quick advantage, as Bora runs to the corner for his Sacred Wind finisher on Mez. Goz manages to drag Mez away just in time before forcefully striking Bora upside the head and sending him crashing outside the ring and into the stand. The team of Hell's Fittest then take turns beating down the criminally outsized Upa after somewhat struggling to catch the little guy at first. This fun match finally comes to an end when Bora musters his last little bit of strength for a Tomahawk Chop (Jumping overhead chop) which is dodged by Goz. Hell's Fittest then collectively knock Bora out with their patented Club Hopping (Con-Chair-To) tag team finisher.

Winners: Hell's Fittest (8:56)

~ We head back inside of Kame House for an impromptu Pilaf Gang promo where Emperor Pilaf is commanding Mai & Shu to secure him a meeting with Mr. Briefs. He insists there is no other way to obtain the Dragon Balls that they so desperately desire.

OX-KING v. OOLONG

Our third match of the night starts off with Ox-King chucking his ax at his cornered opponent. Oolong responds by quickly shapeshifting into an elastic band in order to deflect it right back, with the butt end of the ax bouncing off the side of Ox-King's giant head. The big guy stumbles backwards a bit but remains standing. Oolong plods the match along with various shapeshifting formations that dizzy and confuse Ox-King until he manages to catch Oolong in mid-air and powerslams him to the mat. The pig then slowly stands back up as his opponent is celebrating to the crowd. Ox-King turns around: Charging Bull (Spear) but Oolong transforms into a snake to coil and bind around his near 1,000 form! Struggling through this gruesome submission at first, Ox manages to break one arm free and drop to the mat. He makes sure to cover the slippery Oolong in the process for a legitimate pin: 1… 2… 3!!!

Winner: Ox-King (5:39)

~ Oolong returns to his base form and begins protesting the decision to the ref while Ox-King rolls out of the ring and starts high five-ing the crowd by the guardrails. We then cut over to a quick advert promoting a brand new model of industrial Capsule Corp. homes on the go.

~ Goku arrives at the ring on Nimbus Cloud as this animated audience sings along to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. The legendary monkey boy turned grown man then cuts a promo where he demands for Raditz to show his face. He says: "you can do whatever you want to me, but no one messes with my friends or family! As far as I'm concerned: You're no brother of mine!"

~ Piccolo then interrupts the promo at the beach side entrance ramp as he laughs loudly into a mic of his very own: "You underestimate Gohan's power, Goku… just like you've always underestimated ME! I'm sorry about your. recent genetic blood bath, but don't think I've forgotten about what was ALSO stolen from me: My rightful shot at becoming the very first Champion of the Universe! So either you give me a rematch right now, or I'll make myself a champion by force, no matter whether you live... or you die."

~ Right as Goku and Piccolo are staring each other down nose-to-nose, a flying Capsule Corp. bot then appears and throws a dyno cap by ringside. Once hitting the floor mat, the capsule explodes and suddenly Mr. Briefs appears via the CapsuleTron. Briefs announces that there's only one way to settle a dispute of this magnitude: a triple threat main event match at the upcoming World War Z pay-per-view, where he proposes that Goku, Piccolo and Raditz will all compete to truly determine the first WWZ Universal Champion!

~ Goku and Piccolo strongly object to the proposal until the camera angle on the tron zooms out to show Raditz using one hand to hold a ball of ki energy directly at Mr. Briefs head while holding Gohan by his tail in the other. With the WWZ Universal Title fraudulently strapped around his waist, Raditz bellows out maniacal laughter before reminding his brother and the Namekian that they have no option but to accept. They also have no option when it comes to their next match either, as the camera turns to Briefs who swallows a wad of spit while his forehead nervously sweats: "I'm sorry, boys... But.... they're here."

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GOKU/PICCOLO

v.

THE SAIYANS

The bell surprisingly sounds before two alien space pods crash land into the ring, the impact of which jettisons both Goku and Piccolo into the crowd. Several fans begin either clamoring for the upper decks or leaping off into the sea below. The doors on the pods then ascend and through the smoke we see the ominous visage of the team of Vegeta and Nappa. A scared World Tournament Announcer addresses to the audience that this match will be a no blasts barred contest, meaning ki attacks will be completely legal. A smirk forms across both of The Saiyans' faces after hearing this, and the two subsequently begin shooting off blasts of powerful energy indiscriminately from their fingertips. The onlooking crowd now flees almost in mass once these attacks begin to take place. Moments later amidst the rubble and filtering soot, Nappa finds himself on the wrong end of Goku's extended power pole. Vegeta turns his head to the side, and then to the other before catching Piccolo's oncoming punch just in time. This sets in a motion a saga of back-and-forth brawling that takes up a good chunk of time before Goku rallies some true momentum and hits Nappa with a fully charged Kamehameha. Vegeta dodges a Special Beam Cannon before using instant transmission to fling Piccolo into Goku. After Goku catches his teammate in mid-air, Vegeta creates a ball of ki energy and tosses it into the horizon above. Using its subtle illumination, Vegeta's eyes suddenly begin to bleed white as every muscle in his body starts to violently spasm.

BOOM! Before anything can progress, another ki blast comes rifling into Vegeta's ball of light, diffusing all of it's energy and returning Vegeta back to his normal self. The camera swings over to Gohan of all people, who presumably broke away from Raditz to help Piccolo and his father in this match. This is confirmed when we see an angry Raditz running up from behind. Goku uses the distraction to strike Vegeta with a Kamehameha wave as well. Piccolo then crawls over to make the cover: 1... 2...-- but Raditz drops a diving elbow to break up the pin! A rejuvenated Nappa then walks over and shoves Raditz aside as Vegeta flies over to attack Gohan and Raditz to Goku. Nappa picks Piccolo up by the rough of his collar before throwing him up into the sky above. Nappa jumps up, extends his arm backwards... Blazing Wave Lariat! Nappa with the cover: 1...2... 3!!!!!

Winners: The Saiyans (15:41)

~ Vegeta lands a solid haymaker on Gohan that sends him crashing into the series of bleachers surrounding Kame House. Meanwhile, Goku and Raditz are maintaining a more even post-match of fast punches and even swifter jabs. Nappa plants his right foot onto the chest of Piccolo before spitting directly on his battered Namekian face. He then lifts his head up to turn towards Vegeta: "So what do you say, Vegeta!?"

Vegeta: "*Hmph*.. I play by no one's rules, Nappa. We're not competing for those Dragon Balls: we're taking them by force!"

Nappa: "So what about these bugs... Should we get it over with and just squash 'em!?"

Vegeta: "No, that sounds like a Raditz job. Besides... We will be back."

~ The scene then fades out as our episode reaches its conclusion upon both the sight of The Saiyans flying away and Goku finally falling down to an uppercut from his brother Raditz, who now stands tall above the fallen bodies of Gohan, Piccolo and the aforementioned Son Goku! Tune in next week to find out what happens on W-W-Z!!!