Post by RT on Nov 12, 2022 23:44:07 GMT
"THE REAL NORTH AMERICANS 2.0"
AM & Lony
AM & Lony
Lone Rasslin Theatre
Presents
American Wolves
Steel Cage ‘I Quit’ Match
How This Match Came To Be:The dawn on the Main Event Mafia was shrouded in more questions than answers. Why would Sting join such a ruthless group that seemingly lacked any semblance of rules? Over time, he said that while he believed in why the group existed, he didn’t necessarily endorse the way they did things sometimes. That didn’t seem to be a problem…until it was. Angle, Steiner, and Booker felt Sting was getting in the way of their ‘code of ethics’. He had two choices, get in line, or get out of the group. He made his choice, but was immediately left in a pool of his own blood. Sting tried to fight the good fight against the MEM, but eventually, he realized he couldn’t do it alone. What group could stop such a heinous, ruthless faction? Obviously, The Four Horsemen. Ric Flair and Arn Anderson talked about how their group was THE greatest faction of all time, and while Sting had been kicked out of the group all those years ago, they would welcome him back with open arms to save this company from the monster that was the Main Event Mafia.
World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals
How This Match Came To Be: Being the finals of a tournament, this match would’ve happened whether there was a story to it or not, but hey? It’s the wrestling business. Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat was outspoken about his admiration for Shawn Michaels' presentation from bell to bell. He called him an incredible athlete. There was a level of mutual respect. However, that changed when Steamboat made an offhand comment in an interview that he would never let his son watch a Shawn Michaels’ interview. He said Michaels was crass, unreliable, and not the kind of role model Steamboat felt young wrestling fans deserved. Shawn Michaels said he wasn’t going to change for Ricky Steamboat or anyone. He was who he was unapologetically 100%, and if Ricky didn’t like it, maybe his wife would. Shawn then sent a copy of his Playgirl issue addressed to the Steamboat residence. Ricky intercepted the mail and tore it up saying he wasn’t trying to start a personal issue with Shawn Michaels, it was simply a difference of values. Shawn then said the only thing he valued was the World Heavyweight Championship, and he had a personal issue with ANYONE who tried to stop him from winning it.
Number One Contender’s Match: Winner’s Choice Contract
How This Match Came To Be: Terry Funk, Brock Lesnar, and Bruiser Brody were favorites to make it to the finals of the sixteen man World Heavyweight Championship tournament. All three men are ruthless and unstoppable forces. However, there is one thing that sometimes gets in between these men and pure destruction. The rules. Countouts and disqualifications took all three men out of the tournament including a double DQ for Brock and Brody. Now, Terry Funk has made the argument that nothing has been proven by using loopholes to take them out of contention. A special match has been made. A triple threat with no rules, and the winner gets to choose his stipulation for the first World Championship defense.
Handicap Match
How This Match Came To Be: Mr. Perfect was making an excellent run in the World Heavyweight Championship tournament. He defeated Kevin Owens in the first round and Chris Jericho in the second round. However, Jeri-KO began cutting promos about how he got lucky, and he wasn’t truly ‘Perfect’. They felt justified in their claims when they cost him his spot in the tournament with a distraction. Gloating, they said if he were truly perfect, he would beat the two of them in a handicap match.
How This Match Came To Be:Lashley is interviewed about other wrestlers who have competed in MMA. He contends that he is the most successful. This triggers Batista who is undefeated in MMA. The Animal issues Lashley to a match. Bobby agrees, but he contends it must be in a wrestling ring, not the MMA cage. Batista agrees, but if he wins, they will have a rematch in the octagon.
How This Match Came To Be: Diamond Dallas Page is the epitome of privilege. He has everything money can buy, and he still has money left over after that. Eddie Kingston has bled, sweat, and fought for every penny he ever had. Needless to say, these two couldn’t be more different. Eddie says DDP doesn’t have what it takes to beat him.
How This Match Came To Be: Two of the greatest high flying cruiserweights to ever lace te boots go head to head in a match to determine who will be the one to hold the Cruiserweight Championship. You’ll want to watch this one in slow motion.
Presents
American Wolves
Steel Cage ‘I Quit’ Match
How This Match Came To Be:The dawn on the Main Event Mafia was shrouded in more questions than answers. Why would Sting join such a ruthless group that seemingly lacked any semblance of rules? Over time, he said that while he believed in why the group existed, he didn’t necessarily endorse the way they did things sometimes. That didn’t seem to be a problem…until it was. Angle, Steiner, and Booker felt Sting was getting in the way of their ‘code of ethics’. He had two choices, get in line, or get out of the group. He made his choice, but was immediately left in a pool of his own blood. Sting tried to fight the good fight against the MEM, but eventually, he realized he couldn’t do it alone. What group could stop such a heinous, ruthless faction? Obviously, The Four Horsemen. Ric Flair and Arn Anderson talked about how their group was THE greatest faction of all time, and while Sting had been kicked out of the group all those years ago, they would welcome him back with open arms to save this company from the monster that was the Main Event Mafia.
World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals
How This Match Came To Be: Being the finals of a tournament, this match would’ve happened whether there was a story to it or not, but hey? It’s the wrestling business. Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat was outspoken about his admiration for Shawn Michaels' presentation from bell to bell. He called him an incredible athlete. There was a level of mutual respect. However, that changed when Steamboat made an offhand comment in an interview that he would never let his son watch a Shawn Michaels’ interview. He said Michaels was crass, unreliable, and not the kind of role model Steamboat felt young wrestling fans deserved. Shawn Michaels said he wasn’t going to change for Ricky Steamboat or anyone. He was who he was unapologetically 100%, and if Ricky didn’t like it, maybe his wife would. Shawn then sent a copy of his Playgirl issue addressed to the Steamboat residence. Ricky intercepted the mail and tore it up saying he wasn’t trying to start a personal issue with Shawn Michaels, it was simply a difference of values. Shawn then said the only thing he valued was the World Heavyweight Championship, and he had a personal issue with ANYONE who tried to stop him from winning it.
Number One Contender’s Match: Winner’s Choice Contract
How This Match Came To Be: Terry Funk, Brock Lesnar, and Bruiser Brody were favorites to make it to the finals of the sixteen man World Heavyweight Championship tournament. All three men are ruthless and unstoppable forces. However, there is one thing that sometimes gets in between these men and pure destruction. The rules. Countouts and disqualifications took all three men out of the tournament including a double DQ for Brock and Brody. Now, Terry Funk has made the argument that nothing has been proven by using loopholes to take them out of contention. A special match has been made. A triple threat with no rules, and the winner gets to choose his stipulation for the first World Championship defense.
Handicap Match
How This Match Came To Be: Mr. Perfect was making an excellent run in the World Heavyweight Championship tournament. He defeated Kevin Owens in the first round and Chris Jericho in the second round. However, Jeri-KO began cutting promos about how he got lucky, and he wasn’t truly ‘Perfect’. They felt justified in their claims when they cost him his spot in the tournament with a distraction. Gloating, they said if he were truly perfect, he would beat the two of them in a handicap match.
How This Match Came To Be:Lashley is interviewed about other wrestlers who have competed in MMA. He contends that he is the most successful. This triggers Batista who is undefeated in MMA. The Animal issues Lashley to a match. Bobby agrees, but he contends it must be in a wrestling ring, not the MMA cage. Batista agrees, but if he wins, they will have a rematch in the octagon.
How This Match Came To Be: Diamond Dallas Page is the epitome of privilege. He has everything money can buy, and he still has money left over after that. Eddie Kingston has bled, sweat, and fought for every penny he ever had. Needless to say, these two couldn’t be more different. Eddie says DDP doesn’t have what it takes to beat him.
How This Match Came To Be: Two of the greatest high flying cruiserweights to ever lace te boots go head to head in a match to determine who will be the one to hold the Cruiserweight Championship. You’ll want to watch this one in slow motion.
"TEAM EXTREME(LY HIGH)"
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HEED THE HYPE!
Extreme Frontier Championship Martial-Arts Wrestling Warfare
proudly presents...
SMOKE SHOW: HIGH NOON
New Triple Threat Fatal 4-Way Total Elimination Dance of Death for the Real Man's Man World Championship:
Bret "The Hitman" Hart (c)
vs.
Taz
vs.
Sabu
vs.
Rob Van Dam
~×~×~×~×~
Strange Bedfellows Lovers Quarrel:
**Whoever scores the deciding fall walks out with the Undisputed Women's Championship of the Universe!**
"Rowdy" Ronda Rousey (c)
&
"Her Lover"
Chyna
vs.
"The Man" Becky Lynch &
"Mr. The Man" Seth Rollins
~×~×~×~×~
Jackknife Powerbomb vs. Jackass Pipebomb:
"War of Words" In-Ring Podium Debate
**Topics determined by randomly-drawn fan suggestion; winner determined by fan reaction after five rounds!**
Diesel
vs.
CM Punk
{**If Punk wins, Diesel blows both quads when exiting the ring; if Diesel wins, Punk blows Diesel in the middle of the ring!**}
~×~×~×~×~
Barbershop Brawl Renegade Revenge Match: First man to throw his opponent through a plate glass window wins!
Marty Jannetty
vs.
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
~×~×~×~×~
"My Dad Can Suplex Your Dad!"
Battle For The Future
"Not Scott's Son"
Bron Breakker
vs.
"Tazzz Jr."
HOOK
~×~×~×~×~
Tag Team Tornado War for the Man Tandem Title Belts
LEGION OF LAURINAITIS
(a.k.a. "LOL")
Road Warrior Animal & Road Warrior Ace
[*title holders*]
vs.
NEO KOBE ASSASSINATION
Yoshihiro Tajiri
&
Low Ki
[*title contenders*]
~×~×~×~×~
Double Blindfold Beauty & The Beast Leather Strap Wet Dream Match
"The Beauty"
Fergus Ferguson
(a.k.a. System )
vs.
"The Beast"
BOBCORE
(a.k.a. "Bobplug" - Kilgore , 2022)
~×~×~×~×~
Tune in next month for EFCMWW's Smoke Show: Midnight Mayhem!
~×~×~×~×~
CLICK TO LISTEN: HEED THE HYPE!
Extreme Frontier Championship Martial-Arts Wrestling Warfare
proudly presents...
SMOKE SHOW: HIGH NOON
New Triple Threat Fatal 4-Way Total Elimination Dance of Death for the Real Man's Man World Championship:
Bret "The Hitman" Hart (c)
vs.
Taz
vs.
Sabu
vs.
Rob Van Dam
~×~×~×~×~
Strange Bedfellows Lovers Quarrel:
**Whoever scores the deciding fall walks out with the Undisputed Women's Championship of the Universe!**
"Rowdy" Ronda Rousey (c)
&
"Her Lover"
Chyna
vs.
"The Man" Becky Lynch &
"Mr. The Man" Seth Rollins
~×~×~×~×~
Jackknife Powerbomb vs. Jackass Pipebomb:
"War of Words" In-Ring Podium Debate
**Topics determined by randomly-drawn fan suggestion; winner determined by fan reaction after five rounds!**
Diesel
vs.
CM Punk
{**If Punk wins, Diesel blows both quads when exiting the ring; if Diesel wins, Punk blows Diesel in the middle of the ring!**}
~×~×~×~×~
Barbershop Brawl Renegade Revenge Match: First man to throw his opponent through a plate glass window wins!
Marty Jannetty
vs.
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
~×~×~×~×~
"My Dad Can Suplex Your Dad!"
Battle For The Future
"Not Scott's Son"
Bron Breakker
vs.
"Tazzz Jr."
HOOK
~×~×~×~×~
Tag Team Tornado War for the Man Tandem Title Belts
LEGION OF LAURINAITIS
(a.k.a. "LOL")
Road Warrior Animal & Road Warrior Ace
[*title holders*]
vs.
NEO KOBE ASSASSINATION
Yoshihiro Tajiri
&
Low Ki
[*title contenders*]
~×~×~×~×~
Double Blindfold Beauty & The Beast Leather Strap Wet Dream Match
"The Beauty"
Fergus Ferguson
(a.k.a. System )
vs.
"The Beast"
BOBCORE
(a.k.a. "Bobplug" - Kilgore , 2022)
~×~×~×~×~
Tune in next month for EFCMWW's Smoke Show: Midnight Mayhem!
~×~×~×~×~
CLICK TO LISTEN: HEED THE HYPE!
