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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Dec 23, 2022 4:34:26 GMT
Let’s Talk Podcast
January 6th, 2023
pduh: Welcome to the first Let’s Talk Podcast on 2023. I hope everybody had a good holiday, and I want to welcome on my special guest, PI. Wassup man?
PI: Not much. I don’t need to turn my camera on, do I?
pduh: Nah man. It’s just audio.
PI: Good. I don’t want to get my mask.
pduh: First question, it’s been almost three years since we saw the peeps from FFCW. How come y’all haven’t been out wrestling in other promotions?
PI: Well, it’s kind of a long story. Basically, the last person that owned the company had a weird clause where they owned our characters down to our likenesses. It was a weird loophole that none of the guys noticed. The ones that did didn’t think it mattered because most of us were on one year guaranteed deals. Then, Cody sold the promotion, and there was some weird contract dispute. Since he didn’t use us for all of the dates/times he had us, the new owner has five years to use us for one more show if they so choose, or they can let our deals run out. It’s some real complicated legal bullshit. Doesn’t bother me though. I was ready to retire anyways.
pduh: What about everyone else?
PI: If you’re looking closely, you may see them somewhere soon. Hell, I might even get the itch. Nobody REALLY retires in this business. Unless you’re cancelled.
pduh: And even then.
[...]
Davenport, Iowa
“I didn’t think you were going to call me back.”
“I had convinced myself not to many times."
“It pisses me off that they’re doing this. The end was supposed to be the end.”
“Are you pissed they’re doing this? Or are you pissed they didn’t ask you?”
“Probably a little both if we’re being honest. Why are you doing it?”
“I fucking hate lucha.”
“That makes sense.”
“Is it just the two of us?”
“No. Radikal is on board.”
[...]
Matthews: I’m Josh Mathews.
Punk: And I’m newly allowed to do wrestling events wherever I want.
Matthews: We’re here to talk about High Energy Lucha Libre.
Punk: Coming soon to a streaming service near you.
Matthews: Which one is it?
Punk: Something plus.
Matthews: Right here on Something Plus- wait, is that the name of it, or did you forget?
Punk: I forgot.
High Energy Lucha Libre
Roster
Braxton Bright
Donnie Ryan
Drew Moon
Green the Clown, Jr.
IV
JoKer
Lightning
Magnifico
Michael Allen Lange
Noah Guy
Oso Peligroso
The Ox
Ray Ambrose
Riot Squad Blue
Riot Squad Red
Sam El Paso
Spiller
Stanley Strong
Super Extranjero
Tito Dorado
Wayne Flag
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Dec 23, 2022 6:02:58 GMT
HELL [high energy lucha libre]
S1E1
Philadelphia, PA
The Hellscape Nightclub and Lounge
Matthews: Welcome to Episode 1! We’ve got a lot of great action for you tonight.
Punk: Everybody wears a mask here, Josh, why don’t you? It’d be a good look for you.
Matthews: Everyone in High Energy Lucha Libre is debuting a brand new character, and they all follow the masked traditions of Lucha Libre.
Punk: Even though most of them are white.
Matthews: Two men who are ready to go to war in our opening match want to let their ring work do the talking. It’s going to be Lightning versus Spiller.
Punk: Who will be the first winner in HELL?
Singles Match
Lightning versus Spiller
The match starts with Spiller offering Lightning a handshake. He accepts it, and the two men circle each other before the collar and elbow tie up. Lightning goes for a waist lock before taking Spiller down to the mat. He then goes off the ropes and hits a sliding dropkick. He throws Spiller to the floor before hitting a suicide dive! The official begins to count both men out, but they both get back into the ring. Spiller has now taken the advantage in the match, and he works Lightning over as best as he can. He uses a series of power moves to slow the match down. He goes for the pin, but Lightning manages to kick out. They fight up, and Spiller gets him in the corner. He shouts “Game over!” before setting him on the top turnbuckle. Lightning kicks him in the face. They fight at the top before they both fall off the top turnbuckle to the floor. The official checks on both men before beginning the double count out. Spiller looks like he’s about to get back into the ring when Lightning hits him with a crescent back kick, but he slips, not making it back in himself.
Double Count Out
Matthews: Well, we still don’t have our first winner.
Punk: Lightning sure does have some electric offense, but he didn’t have what it took to get it done.
Matthews: We do have two first round matches in the HELL Championship Tournament later tonight, but we’re going to send another match into the ring.
Punk: None of the guys we’re going to see in the first two matches are in the HELL Championship Tournament. We have Tito Dorado who is not Mexican, and Ray Ambrose who is from Mexicohio.
Singles Match
Tito Dorado versus Ray Ambrose
The referee calls for the bell, and the two men lock up. Ambrose applies a headlock, but Tito slips out of it. They lock up again, and Ray goes for an Irish whip, but Dorado reverses it. Ambrose stops himself at the ropes. Tito rushes him, and Ray throws him onto the apron. He turns around to get kicked in the face with a jumping kick. Ray holds his face before stumbling to the other side of the ring and rolling out. Tito gets back into the ring and calls for Ray to get back into the match. Ambrose shakes his head and gets back into the ring. They lock up, and Ray throws him into the corner. He then hits him with a series of stiff chops. He follows up by putting him in the corner with a Frankensteiner into the middle of the ring. He sizes him up. He goes for a cutter, but Tito has it telegraphed. He pushes him off, and Ray almost crashes with the referee. He pumps the breaks, and Tito rolls him up.
Winner, Tito Dorado
Punk: Tito Dorado, congratulations, you’re the first winner in HELL.
Matthews: Watch out for Ray Ambrose.
[The two men face each other in the ring, and Tito offers a handshake. Ray accepts it.]
Punk: This isn’t Ring of Honor. This is HELL. Why do they keep doing that?
Matthews: These guys haven’t been able to wrestle in here. They’re just happy to be here. One guy who ISN’T happy to be here is backstage with Cathy Kelley.
[Camera cuts to the back where Cathy Kelley is with Donnie Ryan.]
Kelley: Donnie, you don’t have a match tonight-
Ryan: Why is that? Why don’t I have a match tonight? It’s bullocks to me. I’ll tell you that much. I’m a serious wrestler. I’m better than everyone else in that locker room. I should be in the tournament. I should certainly have a match. Don’t tell me I’m out of time, Cathy. I DESERVE THIS.
Kelley: Back to you, guys.
Punk: What the hell was that?
Matthews: Donnie Ryan wants to prove how good of a wrestler he is. He wants to show everyone what he can do. However, now, let’s hear a brief statement from the men who will be in our first HELL Championship Tournament.
Punk: Even in HELL, I’m still straight edge.
Matthews: You may want to rethink that. Let’s hear from Braxton Bright.
Punk: So he got less time. I assume that means he’s out in the first round.
HELL Championship Tournament
Quarter Finals
Drew Moon versus Braxton Bright
They circle each other as the match starts. Moon is clapping to get the crowd engaged in the match. Bright goes to the corner, poses, and tells everyone to “Shhh”. He poses for the camera, and Moon grabs him from behind. He throws him in the middle of the mat. Moon throws Bright around the ring with some arm drags. He waits for Bright to get up, and he hits him with a big dropkick. Braxton rolls out of the ring, and he seemingly wants to take the count out. He then sees his reflection in the HELL Championship. He then walks up the steps and tells the referee to hold Drew back. The official gets between them, and he pokes Moon in the eye. He hits him with a series of forearms before choking him on the middle rope. The referee calls for the break, but he waits until four. He hits a headlock takedown, and the crowd gets behind Moon as he finally breaks out of it. Drew hits some clotheslines before hitting Braxton with a facebuster. He goes for the pin, but Bright gets his foot on the rope. The Human Highlight rolls to the floor. Moon follows him, but when Bright rolls back into the ring, he gets control again. He hits a series of scoop slams, and he goes for the pin. Drew Moon kicks out. Braxton Bright gets frustrated and starts undoing the top turnbuckle. The official immediately stops him, and she begins to reattach the pad. While she does that, Braxton hits Moon with a low blow. He goes to the top and hits a Senton Bomb before going for the pin.
Winner, advancing to the second round, Braxton Bright
Moon: He cheated! He fucking cheated!
Punk: Can he say that?
[Moon grabs the referee by the collar, but he shakes his head and lets her go. He then grabs the HELL Championship off the pedestal and throws it down. He kicks the stairs before security comes down to get him. He throws a punch at one security guard before throwing another into the stairs. He reluctantly walks up the ramp.]
Matthews: That was not the result I was expecting from Drew Moon.
Punk: I think he had an idea of how that was going to go, and he was disappointed when it didn’t go that way.
Matthews: Now, let’s send it to IV for a statement.
Punk: I thought it was four.
[The cameras cut to Cathy Kelley in the back with IV.]
Kelley: Next week, you will compete in the HELL Championship Tournament. What are your thoughts going into that match?
IV: I noticed you didn’t address me by name. I had a feeling this would be a problem. Is it an acronym for Insanely Violent? I used to known that way. Is it short for intravenous? Because I inject this business into my veins or I’m the lifeblood of this company? Maybe it’s the Roman numeral four because I’m a fourth generation wrestler.
Kelley: Are you a fourth generation wrestler?
IV: Maybe. I like to keep people on their toes, Cathy. Except maybe you. You’re pretty tall. The truth is, for the first time in a long time, I am in control. I don’t have a long history of being in control in this business. I will probably lose control again, so why don’t you let me keep it as long as I can.
Kelley: Well, good luck in the tournament. Let’s take a look at who will be in the main event.
Matthews: Well, that certainly isn’t what I was expecting the JoKer to be about.
Punk: Me either. Now let’s send it to WWF job guy, Sam Houston.
Matthews: It’s Sam El Paso.
HELL Championship Tournament
Quarter Finals
JoKer versus Sam El Paso
Sam bows to JoKer before the bell rings. JoKer immediately rolls to the floor. He slowly walks around the ring which clearly gets under El Paso’s skin. Finally, Sam goes off the ropes and goes for a suicide dive. JoKer steps out of the way causing him to crash and burn. He shakes his head before grabbing El Paso by the hair and throwing him into the guardrail. He then throws him into the stairs. JoKer then slides back into the ring and tells the official to count his opponent out. The official obliges, but Sam slides back into the ring at nine. JoKer delivers some boots to the back before applying a Camel Clutch. The referee gets into position, and he asks Sam if he wants to give up. He doesn’t give up, so JoKer breaks the hold. He delivers a series of stomps to the back. He goes for a pin, but El Paso kicks out! JoKer lifts him up by the hair and throws him into the corner. He delivers a series of chops to the chest, but it fires Sam up. He throws a series of his own chops. The official calls for him to get out of the corner. He backs up and throws another chop at JoKer. He yells “LET’S GO” and demands JoKer hit him in the chest. The control freak shakes his head and jumps back to the floor. This time, El Paso goes for the suicide dive again! He hits it! He slams JoKer on the floor before throwing him back into the ring. He slides into the ring himself and stalks his prey. JoKer gets up, and he goes back down when he sees El Paso’s foot coming toward his head. He evades the kick, and when Sam gets closer, JoKer gets a small package. El Paso kicks out, and the crowd cheers! JoKer kicks El Paso in the head himself before applying a sleeper. The official checks on him. He never submits, but El Paso passes out.
Winner, advancing to the second round, JoKer
[JoKer gets his hand raised, but he immediately bails when three men wearing ski masks with baseball bats slide into the ring. They drop their bats as they surround Sam El Paso. The first one grabs him and hits an STO. The next one hits him with a Double Underhook DDT. Finally, the biggest man picks him up and hits him with a standing headbutt. They take off their ski masks…
It’s RADIKAL!
IT’S AM!
AND IT’S HOLZHAMMER!]
Holzhammer: It’s funny. My entire career I was trying to take my opponents to Hell for their sins against the art and sport of professional wrestling, and now you’ve all come willingly.
AM: We had the perfect ending. Our fate was sealed, but that wasn’t good enough for you.
Radikal: I will FOREVER be known as the last FFCW Sub-Forum Champion. Every person in this locker room disgraces what we’ve done by participating in this promotion.
AM: Don’t worry. We are going to forgive you for your mistakes. We’re going to save all of you from this pathetic fate of wrestling in a nightclub in Philly. We will remind all of you of who you REALLY are.
Holzhammer: We are here to deliver you from HELL. We are Deliverance.
[The feed cuts]
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Yeah man lets get shit going around here again, these have always been a good time lets fucking go
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Dec 23, 2022 16:46:15 GMT
HELL [high energy lucha libre]
S1E2
Philadelphia, PA
The Hellscape Nightclub and Lounge
Lange: Good evening, for those of you who don’t know, my name is Michael Allan Lange. I hail from Chicago Heights, Illinois, and I’ve probably told you too much already. I am out here because last week unwelcome guests came into The Hellscape. People we didn’t want here came in and beat the crap out of Sam El Paso. Now, my family sponsors this promotion. We have to fly out to Philadelphia every time I am going to be on the shows. So if we’re going to have unwelcome outsiders calling themselves Deliverance maybe we should have some better security. MAYBE we should have some who can actually stand up for this company at the front line. The point I’m getting at is that Sam El Paso is a bum. He doesn’t belong here. He should have NEVER been in the HELL Championship Tournament. ESPECIALLY, when a guy like Michael Allan Lange didn’t get the call. So management, my phone is on. My volume is turned up. I see you telling me I’ve gone over my time, but now, it’s your time to call me. Michael Allan Lange.
[The camera cuts to the announce booth.]
Punk: Did you happen to catch his name?
Matthews: Welcome to another episode of High Energy Lucha Libre. Tonight, we have two more matches in the HELL Championship Tournament, but first-
Punk: Hold on. I thought we were specifically told not to talk about the Deliverance thing.
Matthews: We were, but when your family is one of the main sponsors, you can do what you want. As I was saying, we’ve got a full card tonight, and we’re not waiting to get started. Last week, Ray Ambrose came up short against Tito Dorado. Tonight, he’s got a shot against Noah Guy.
Punk: Come on, Ambrose. Get a win!
Singles Match
Ray Ambrose versus Noah Guy
The referee calls for the bell, and Noah Guy is still on his phone. He’s texting when Ray asks the official what’s going on. Guy takes a selfie with the official before asking if he can take one with Ambrose. They both smile, but Ray knocks the phone out of his hand hitting him with the Russian leg sweep! He tries to roll him up quickly, but Guy kicks out. He crawls over to his phone and checks it before handing it off to a ringside attendant. He then attacks Ambrose from behind aggressively. He delivers several forearm shots before grinding his face across the top rope. The official calls for the break, and Noah tells “I thought we were friends.” Ambrose turns him around and hits a cutter, but Guy rolls to the floor instinctively. Ray then hits him with a moonsault to the floor. He rolls him back in and goes for the pin, but Noah gets his foot on the rope. Ambrose starts stalking him ready to hit another cutter when Guy pulls the official in the way. When he has him in the way, he moves Ray’s mask so he can’t see and takes him down with a codebreaker. He follows up with a jacknife pin, but Ray kicks out. He’s arguing with the official when Ambrose grabs him. He almost sends him into the ref again, but goes for a school boy roll up. When the official isn’t looking, he grabs the ropes for leverage.
Winner, Noah Guy
Matthews: Ray Ambrose with a loss for the second week in a row.
Punk: Noah Guy is crafty, but I do not like him.
Matthews: Speaking of people you don’t like, Donnie Ryan has asked for more time.
Punk: That doesn’t mean you have to give it to him.
[It cuts to the back where Cathy Kelley is standing by with Donnie Ryan.]
Ryan: Don’t even bother talking. I’m going to cut the same bloody promo I cut last week. I am a good wrestler. I am a great wrestler. I am the best wrestler. Why is this the second week in a row I don’t have a match? Why was I not in the tournament? What do I have to do to get a match around here? Next week, I either get a match, or I raise hell.
Kelley: We’ll be right back.
[We come back from the commercial and Drew Moon is in the interview area.]
Kelley: Drew, I don’t have you on my runsheet.
Moon: And that’s the problem, Cathy. I’m sort of a big deal around here. I’m Drew Moon. I was SUPPOSED to still be in the HELL Championship Tournament, but-
Kelley: You were. You lost last week.
Moon: HE CHEATED! I am a BRAND, Cathy. Are you a brand? I am the type of person who you can build a company around, and now I’m just out of the tournament? Make that make sense, Cathy. There’s gotta be rules. There’s gotta be someone to ENFORCE the rules. Braton Bright cheated last week. That Noah Guy cheated tonight. WHO’S IN CHARGE?
Kelley: Back to you guys.
Moon: ARE THEY IN CHARGE?!
Punk: Are we in charge?
Matthews: No. What is his problem?
Punk: Well, he’s clearly mad he lost in the HELL Championship Tournament.
Matthews: Speaking of the HELL Championship Tournament, let’s meet one of the contestants in the next match.
Punk: Very straightforward from Stanley Strong. I like that.
Matthews: Now let’s hear from his opponent, Super Extranjero.
Punk: He knows most of the people here probably don’t even speak Spanish, right?
Matthews: He’s certainly got a flare for the dramatic.
HELL Championship Tournament
Quarter Finals
Stanley Strong versus Super Extranjero
The bell rings, and Extranjero is looking around the crowd not paying any attention to Strong. Finally, Stanley rushes into the corner and hits a big splash. He throws Extranjero over his shoulder and drops him with a running slam. He goes for the pin.
Winner, advancing to the next round. Stanley Strong
Matthews: He wasn’t even paying attention.
Punk: He’s going after the ring announcer.
Extranjero: I’m sorry. HEY! I’m sorry. I was explicitly told not to talk about this, but we were invaded last week. Those men attacked Sam El Paso, and they called themselves Deliverance. That makes me sick. So, Radikal, AM, Holzhammer, I talked to my buddies Riot Squad Red and Riot Squad Blue, and we’re going to be here in Philly next week. If you have any courage, you’ll show up, too. AND FIGHT!
Matthews: That’s literally the opposite of what we were told.
Punk: Maybe Drew Moon is right about this place needing some law and order. Let’s review what IV said last week.
Matthews: A man of mystery like many of the people in HELL.
Punk: What does CM stand for?
Matthews: Let’s find out about his opponent, Magnifico.
HELL Championship Tournament
Quarter Finals
IV versus Magnifico
The bell rings and Magnifico rushes IV with a shotgun dropkick. He snapmares him out of the corner and lands a series of kicks to the back of the neck. He smashes his head down before vertical jumping to the top rope. He goes for a 630 splash, but IV moves. He pulls himself up by the ropes, and he looks down on the man who’s actually slightly bigger than him. He delivers a series of stomps before picking him up slowly and putting him in the corner. He delivers a few kicks to the midsection before he starts punching him in the corner. The crowd counts along in Spanish which takes him off guard. Magnifico then gets out from underneath him and jumps up to the middle rope. They fight some before Magnifico lands a Spanish Fly! He goes for the pin, but IV kicks out. He then heads to the top rope and hits a Phoenix Splash. He gets the crowd fired up before going for the pin again…IV KICKS OUT! Magnifico picks him up, but IV breaks free. He slaps him in the face before striking him on the chest with several open palms. He hits an Exploder Suplex. He then picks him right back up and hits a Dragon Suplex. He rolls a lifeless Magnifico onto the apron where he hits him with a piledriver. The official is getting ready to call it when IV throws him back into the ring. He jumps to the top and hits his own Phoenix Splash.
Winner, advancing to the next round, IV
Punk: We saw a switch go off in IV, and it did not end well for Magnifico.
Matthews: IV talked a bit about his past last week, but I feel like it could be darker than we know.
Punk: I’m more interested in his future than his past.
Matthews: Well, speaking of his future, I’ve just been told both semi finals matches in the HELL Championship Tournament will be NEXT WEEK!
Punk: Braxton Bright against JoKer and Stanley Strong against IV. I for one cannot wait!
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Dec 24, 2022 17:43:06 GMT
HELL [high energy lucha libre]
S1E3
Philadelphia, PA
The Hellscape Nightclub and Lounge
Matthews: Welcome to episode three of HELL. We’ve got both of our semi final matches tonight.
Punk: We’ve also got a well regulated militia at the back door checking everybody out.
Matthews: Oh. I got here before they set up like I was supposed to. Let’s send it to the ring for our opening match.
Punk: We’ve got a rematch from two weeks ago of our very first match. It’s going be Spiller versus Lightning.
Singles Match
Spiller versus Lightning
The referee calls for the bell. They shake hands a second time. They lock up, but Lightning gets out of it. He throws a dropkick to the knee of Spiller. He hits him with a series of quick kicks. He goes for Sliced Bread, but Spiller uses his size to stop it. He drops him with a backdrop. He goes for the pin, but Lightning kicks out. Suddenly, Oso Peligroso slides into the ring. He attacks both men with a double clothesline.
No Contest
Matthews: The Dangerous Bear, Oso Peligroso just took out Spiller and Lightning.
Punk: Security is on their way down here. That was brutal. Are these two going to get another rematch?
Matthews: It’s hard to say. We don’t really know who’s in charge. Up next, Noah Guy, who stole one from Ray Ambrose last week has got Tito Dorado.
Punk: Is this a round robin tournament?
Matthews: I don’t think so? Let’s send it back to the ring.
Singles Match
Noah Guy versus Tito Dorado
The referee calls for the bell, and Noah Guy rolls to the floor. He takes selfies with some people in the front row, and Dorado calls for him to get back in the ring. Guy asks if he wants to take a selfie, and he just shakes his head. Noah slides into the ring, and Tito gets right to work on him. Guy finally slides into the ring, and they begin to do battle. It’s very clear that these two know each other very well. Every time Guy gets the advantage, Dorado has the answer. Noah clearly gets frustrated as he goes down to the floor. He looks like he’s about to walk out when Ray Ambrose walks down to the ring. He stops Noah Guy from walking out and throws him back into the ring. Dorado hits Guy with a pedigree, but Noah gets his foot on the rope. He throws Dorado into the corner and hits him with a series of strikes before snapmering him out of the corner. Noah hits him with the curb stomp before going for the pin. He grabs the ropes for leverage, but Ray Ambrose breaks his grip. Guy is yelling at Ambrose when Dorado rolls him up!
Winner, Tito Dorado
Matthews: Tito Dorado is now 2-0 in HELL.
Punk: He owes a big assist to Ray Ambrose who made sure Noah Guy couldn’t cheat.
Matthews: Now, we turn to a man who feels like he’s been cheated of an opportunity to compete, Donnie Ryan.
Punk: He’s got his work cut out for him as he will go head to head with Sam El Paso.
Singles Match
Sam El Paso versus Donnie Ryan
Donnie Ryan gets on all fours in the middle of the ring. He yells he wants to do real wrestling. Sam shrugs and grabs him immediately, rolling him into a pinning position. Ryan kicks out and rolls to the floor. Donnie says he wasn’t ready, but El Paso goes right after him. He then sees Michael Allan Lange sitting in the front row with his family. Sam catches Donnie and throws him into the barricade. He hits him with a series of martial arts kicks to the chest right in front of the Lange family. He throws Ryan in the ring to break the count and slides in himself. Donnie is begging for mercy on his knees in the ring when El Paso delivers a merciless Buzzsaw kick.
Winner, Sam El Paso
Matthews: I can’t help but think that Sam El Paso was sending a message to Michael Allan Lange.
Punk: You might be right. Especially after everything Michael Allan Lange said about him last week.
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Matthews: Well, next up we have our first semi final match in the HELL Championship Tournament. Let’s take a look at how each of them got there.
Matthews: You have JoKer who very much wants to be in control of the situation, and Braxton Bright who will do whatever it takes to win. Who do you have, Punk?
Punk: It’s hard to say, Josh. JoKer is a master manipulator, but Braxton Bright- What is he doing out here?
[Drew Moon comes down to the ring with a steel chair, and he plants himself down at ringside.]
HELL Championship Tournament
Semi Finals
Braxton Bright versus JoKer
The bell rings, and Braxton Bright gets in the corner asking for the crowd to cheer for him. Ever the opportunist, JoKer capitalizes on the situation by attacking Bright from behind. He kicks him in the midsection several times. He waits until four to break which causes Drew Moon to get up from his seat. JoKer tells Moon to sit back down, and Bright attacks him from behind. He delivers a series of slams. He then goes to the corner and poses once again. He goes for a moonsault, but there’s no water in the pool. JoKer grabs Bright and hits him with a DDT. He goes for the pin, but Braxton kicks out. Bright goes to the floor, and the official starts to count him out. Drew Moon is yelling at him to get back in the ring, and Braxton Bright hits him with a superkick! He then slides back into the ring, and JoKer gets right on him. He does some serious damage to Bright. He goes for another DDT, but Bright escapes. He hits JoKer with a superkick and goes for a pin. Bright grabs the rope, and the official catches it breaking the pin. Drew Moon folds up his chair and slides into the ring. He waffles Bright with the steel chair!
Winner, advancing to the final, Braxton Bright
Matthews: Drew Moon just handed Braxton Bright the final.
Punk: JoKer can’t be happy about that.
[Moon is driving the chair into Bright when JoKer turns him around. They lock eyes, and security rushes the ring gets in between them.]
Matthews: While security gets that situation taken care of, let’s see how Stanley Strong and IV won their first round matches.
Matthews: One thing is for sure. Stanley Strong will not be able to beat IV as quickly as he beat Super Extranjero.
Punk: That being said, I do think he needs to try to do it quickly. We saw IV loses his cool with Magnifico last week.
HELL Championship Tournament
Semi Finals
Stanley Strong versus IV
The referee calls for the bell, and Strong immediately goes for the splash, but IV moves out of the way. Stanley has a much more significant size advantage than he did last week. IV uses a series of kicks in the corner. He delivers elbows and forearms as well. He’s trying to use his speed to do as much damage to Stanley as he can. The big man picks him up and dumps him over the top rope. IV lands on the apron. Strong hits him with a giant lariat sending him off the apron to the floor. Strong comes off the apron hitting IV with a double ax handle. He picks him up and does a backdrop on the apron. He slides back into the ring and applies a body scissor. The official gets in position and asks IV if he wants to give up, but he won’t. Strong breaks the hold himself and lifts IV up, throwing him into the corner. He signals for the Strong Splash, but IV moves again. He delivers several kicks to the head of the bigger man. He lifts him onto the top turnbuckle in an impressive feat of strength. IV goes for what looks like a superplex, but he cannot get the bigger man up. He settles for a top rope DDT. IV goes for the pin, but Strong manages to kick out. IV stalks his prey getting ready for a running double knee strike. Strong moves! He hits a german suplex. A second one. A third. He then whips IV into the corner hard before lifting him up for a running powerslam. He goes for the pin.
Winner, advancing to the finals, Stanley Strong
Punk: Stanley Strong earned his ticket for the HELL Championship Match.
Matthews: I’m told there’s a commotion in the parking lot.
[Cameras cut back to the loading bay. Deliverance arrives in leather jackets, jeans, and bringing baseball bats.]
Radikal: Are we late boys?
AM: We thought it was fashionable.
Red: I was beginning to think you weren’t going to show up.
Blue: Y’all have the right to get your asses kicked.
Holzhammer: I’d like to see you try.
[The Riot Squad attack Deliverance, and it’s nightsticks versus baseball bats. Holzhammer throws Riot Squad Blue into the garage door. Someone opens it in the commotion, and AM throws the crew member off the loading dock. They fight into the building and fight toward the entryway.]
Matthews: Deliverance has arrived!
Punk: Super Extranjero invited them. Can you blame them?
[There is a commotion in the general admission area as Super Extranjero comes through the crowd to make the save. He jumps the barricade and goes right for Holzhammer. All six men are fighting as referees and security finally come barreling down to the ring. ]
Matthews: These guys aren’t going to stop.
Punk: Deliverance is trying to ‘rescue’ people from HELL. They are trying to save people who don’t want to be saved.
[Lights and sirens are heard as the actual police come into the building as the feed cuts.]
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Post by Neo Zeed on Jan 3, 2023 17:29:43 GMT
Fucking beautiful violent chaos to end that show and get things going, loving all of the religious puns too 🤙 you need to take this all the way home
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Jan 4, 2023 4:12:56 GMT
HELL [high energy lucha libre]
S1E4
Philadelphia, PA
The Hellscape Nightclub and Lounge
[The episode opens with a table in the center of the ring. Super Extranjero, Riot Squad Red, and Riot Squad Blue stand on one side of the table. Holzhammer, AM, and Radikal stand on the other side of the table. All six men are wearing handcuffs. David Otunga has a microphone.]
Otunga: My name is David Otunga, and I have been hired as a legal advisor for High Energy Lucha Libre. One of the tasks that has been delegated to me is to negotiate contracts with the men who refer to themselves as Deliverance. Gentlemen, you’re in handcuffs, and I’ve got police and security surrounding the ring. I’ve been given the authority to ban all of you from HELL for life or burden you with obnoxious fines and legal fees if I so choose. Does everyone agree to a no contact agreement?
[They all nod.]
Otunga: Good. Now, Deliverance, if you’re going to keep coming around here, we need a talent contract. This is what I’m proposing. A deal that gets you through one match this Sunday against Super Extranjero and The Riot Squad at Hot Ticket.
Holzhammer: And if we win that match, we get the contracts we want.
Otunga: What would those contracts entail?
Radikal: I want to be officially recognized by HELL as the FFCW Sub-Forum Champion.
AM: I want full creative control. I want to choose who we face, when we face them, and I want to choose the stipulations.
Holzhammer: I want to be able to beat the hell out of whomever I want whenever I want.
Otunga: I can take those-
Extranjero: Give them what they want. If they win, they can have all that.
Red: But if we win-
Blue: WHEN we win.
Red: When we win, they leave forever.
Holzhammer: If you three can beat us, we’ll never come back. We don’t want any excuses though. No count outs. No disqualifications.
Radikal: And we go on last with the rest of the locker room evacuated. We’re to be the only six wrestlers in the building. No remorse. No excuses.
AM: Another thing, Holzhammer has been fighting MMA in Europe all these years, but Radikal and I could use a tune up.
Red: We’ll take you on tonight.
Blue: Sounds good.
Otunga: Everyone is on board with these conditions?
Extranjero: Give them everything they want so we can give them HELL.
[Donnie Ryan is standing by Cathy Kelley when the video stops.]
Ryan: No way. No way is Wayne Flagg issuing an open challenge for his first match. Not unless he’s prepared to be taught a lesson by ME! Wayne Flagg, I accept your challenge.
[The camera cuts to ringside where Noah Guy is in the ring with The Ox.]
Guy: So Ray Ambrose and Tito Dorado think they can double team me. They think they’re good friends, and I don’t have any friends. Well that’s just not true. Noah Guy knows a guy. This is THE OX. Tonight, he’s going to kill some bum, and Sunday at HELL’s Hot Ticket, we’re going to beat Tito Dorado and Ray Ambrose together.
Singles Match
The Ox [w/Noah Guy] versus Green the Clown, Jr.
The referee calls for the bell, and The Ox charges Green. He picks him up and powerbombs him out of his clown shoes. He drags him over to Noah who takes a selfie of the three of them. He then chokes him on the middle rope until he’s about to be disqualified. Then he chokeslams him before going for the pin.
Winner, The Ox [w/Noah Guy]
Matthews: That has to have been the most eventful opening to an episode of HELL so far. Let’s recap. Four matches have been announced for HELL’s Hot Ticket.
Punk: Deliverance versus Super Extranjero and The Riot Squad, Braxton Bright versus Stanley Strong in the tournament final, Wayne Flagg against Donnie Ryan, and now Tito Dorado and Ray Ambrose against Noah Guy and The Ox.
Matthews: Right, and now Sam El Paso is in the ring.
[The cameras cut to Sam El Paso in the ring]
El Paso: Two weeks ago, I had to sit at home as uncomfortable as possible while Michael Allan Lange outlined why I had no place in this company after I had been brutally assaulted by three men with baseball bats after competing in a match for the richest prize in the league. So now I’m told we have a match at HELL’s Hot Ticket, and I’ve got a problem with that. Let’s do it now, bitch.
[Michael Allan Lange walks down the ramp and shrugs. He’s not wearing gear, but he takes off his blazer.]
Impromptu Match
Sam El Paso versus Michael Allan Lange
The referee stumbles into the ring and calls for the bell. El Paso levels Lange with a big boot. He delivers a series of kicks to the midsection. He snapmeres him out of the corner, and he goes for the buzzsaw kick, but Lange rolls out of the ring. He shrugs El Paso off and takes a count out.
Winner, by count out, Sam El Paso
Lange: Sam, you think we’re going to do this on your terms? We’re going to do this on MY terms. We’re going to do this on MY FAMILY’s terms. See, I used to be a brave fighter like you. I used to want to prove myself. I denounced my parents money. I got a day job to pay the bills when I broke into wrestling. I told my family I didn’t want their help. Then, the pandemic hit. My job that I busted my ass for dropped me like bad habit. I had nothing, but here is what I realized. You can always go home. I saw how far I could get in this business busting my ass, but now, my ass is sitting in the lap of luxury, Samuel. I cashed in on my Lange Industries nest egg. You’re going to see what I can do when I focus on this 100%, when I’m supported by the best diet, when I’m supported by the best trainers, and when I’ve got the best guidance.
Matthews: Well there’s five matches for Hot Ticket.
Punk: Now, we’re going to send it to tape from Magnifico, who will, without question, challenge someone to a match for Hot Ticket.
Matthews: You don’t know that.
Punk: This is the sloppiest build ever.
Matthews: Maybe you’re right.
Punk: I usually am.
Matthews: Well, Oso Peligroso is in the ring for his match with Drew Moon.
Singles Match
Drew Moon versus Oso Peligroso
The referee calls for the bell, and Drew Moon offers a handshake to the bear. Oso growls at him. He then knees the bear in the midsection. He delivers a series of forearms, and he flexes to show his confidence. Peligroso grabs him by the throat and launches him across the ring. He picks Drew up and slams him down with a uranage. He goes for the pin, but Drew kicks out. The giant bear is furious. Moon is getting fired up for a comeback when Lightning and Spiller slide into the ring. Moon gets upset, but they hit Oso with stereo dropkicks!
Winner, by disqualification, Oso Peligroso
[Spiller and Lightning fight Oso through the crowd, and JoKer appears on stage.]
JoKer: In Theatre of the Oppressed, the JoKer’s job is to manipulate the situation to help the oppressed. Lightning and Spiller were oppressed by Oso last week when he attacked them. So, I gave them the tools to get their revenge. Now, they’re facing him in a handicap match at HELL’s Hot Ticket. Last week, you oppressed me by getting involved with my match against Braxton Bright. But you’re oppressed, too, aren’t you, Drew? You’re oppressed by the rules. They keep working against you. People cheat and don’t get caught. People interfere in other people’s matches and get disqualified. There has to be a solution to this world where the rules are bringing you down.
[People in the audience start a “No DQ” chant.]
JoKer: Augusto Boale believed that audience participation was the key to teaching the masses how to overcome their oppression. I think he was right. That’s why, at HELL’s Hot Ticket, you and I are going to have a No Disqualifications Match.
[Drew Moon is nodding and yelling ‘Let’s go’ as we cut back to the announcers.]
Matthews: JoKer can make matches?
Punk: He made TWO matches.
Matthews: Let’s send it to a video showing how our HELL Championship Match came to be.
Punk: They won tournament matches…
Matthews: That is going to be a big match, but we’ve got a big main event tonight.
Punk: We certainly do, Josh. AM and Radikal are going to have their first match in three years.
Matthews: I’m looking forward to seeing the Riot Squad in action for the first time.
Tag Team Match
Deliverance (AM and Radikal) [w/Holzhammer] versus The Riot Squad (Red and Blue) [w/Super Extranjero]
AM and Blue circle each other to start the match. Blue takes AM down with a quick clothesline. He then picks him up and slams him pretty emphatically. Holzhammer is getting frustrated on the floor. Blue indicates he wants to fight Radikal, and AM makes the tag. The self proclaimed Sub-Forum Champion ducks a line from Blue and dropkicks Red off the apron. Blue comes in for a splash and Radikal moves out of the way. He delivers several kicks. Red slides into the ring after being kicked off, and the official goes to intercept him. AM uses this opportunity to pop in on Blue with a double ax handle off the top rope. Deliverance delivers some double team moves while the referee argues with Red. Super Extranjero slides into the ring to try and calm Red down. Radikal goes back to the apron, AM throws Blue to the floor, and he then yells at the referee to get Extranjero out of the ring. Holzhammer puts the boots to Blue before throwing him back in the ring. AM tags in Radikal who hits Blue with the Rad-I-Kill before going for the pin. Blue kicks out! Rad is arguing with the ref when Blue tags Red. The referee misses it and tries to push Red back, but he pushes them out of the way. AM comes off the top with a double ax to Red. The referee is down as Holzhammer slides into the ring. He hits Red with a Falcon Arrow! Super Extranjero slides into the ring, and when the referee comes to, all six men are brawling.
No Contest
Matthews: The Riot Squad seems to have an issue with authority!
Punk: This whole company has an issue with authority.
Matthews: We’re out of time!
Punk: Run the card for Hot Ticket!
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on Jan 5, 2023 4:30:29 GMT
[The show opens in the locker room. Super Extranjero addresses the boys.]
Extranjero: Gentlemen, tonight, we have a make or break night. Three men rode into this company calling themselves Deliverance. They mock the book I keep by my bed stand. They mock everything I stand for. Tonight, I’m joined by The Riot Squad. Two officers of the law who will always stand up for what is right. We may be new to HELL. Hell, I may be a stranger here, but we are all brothers. We have always been brothers. Tonight, myself S-Red, and Blue will represent you all in the fight against an unwanted Deliverance.
[Some of the wrestlers clap. Others go back to getting ready for their matches. JoKer stands up.]
JoKer: Just remember, no one asked you to do this.
Moon: Hey. Someone has to bring order around here.
JoKer: I’d rather create my own order than acquiesce to an unwanted establishment.
Moon: I just want order in the world.
Extranjero: I will free you both from Deliverance.
HELL’s Hot Ticket
Philadelphia, PA
The Hellscape Nightclub and Lounge
Matthews: Well, they’re telling us we’re apparently not going to get to talk right now?
Punk: The bear is already in the ring, Josh.
Matthews: Oso Peligroso has already come down to the ring, and he’s getting awful close to the ring announcer.
Punk: Oh good. Here comes Spiller and Lightning.
Handicap Match
Oso Peligroso versus Spiller and Lightning
Lightning runs at Oso with a dropkick. He jumps back up and hits another dropkick. He hits a third dropkick, and Oso starts to stagger. Spiller runs at him and hits him with a sling blade. They take the big bear off his feet. Lightning heads up and hits a frog splash. Spiller jumps on top, and they go for the pin. Oso kicks out. Peligroso fires up and drops both men with a double clothesline. He slams Spiller. He slams Lightning. He goes for the pin on Spiller, and Lightning hits him with a running knee to the head. Oso looks furious as Lightning hits him with a series of strikes. Lightning jumps up for a headscissors, and Peligroso powerbombs him over the top rope! The official slides out to check on Lightning. Spiller kicks Oso between the legs, hits him with a pedigree, and yells for the official to come back in.
Winners, Spiller and Lightning
Punk: To be fair, how else do you beat a Bear?
Matthews: Lightning IS moving on the floor here. That was a scary powerbomb to the floor.
Punk: These two were trying to get their comeuppance from the beginning, and like everyone else around here, they played by their own rules.
Matthews: Maybe they learned that from JoKer who we’ll see in action later on tonight.
Punk: That match was announced to have no rules, but it seems like a lot of the matches around here have no rules, Josh.
Matthews: Well, up next we have a tag match, playa. Tito Dorado and Ray Ambrose earned each other’s respect as they dealt with the questionable ways of Noah Guy.
Punk: But Noah Guy knows a guy, and that guy is an Ox.
Tag Team Match
Tito Dorado and Ray Ambrose versus Noah Guy and The Ox
Noah Guy is taking a selfie with The Ox as the referee calls for the bell. Ray Ambrose does some ‘come on’ arms as he waits to see which masked man he will fight first. Guy goes to the apron as The Ox charges Ambrose, but he ducks. He evades a few maneuvers from the big man before tagging in the larger Tito Dorado. Big T isn’t as big as The Ox, but he doesn’t have to stretch much to look him in the eye. The big behemoths trade hands. Dorado tries to get The Ox off his feet, but he cannot. He holds his back in pain as he tags Ambrose back in. Ray hits some quick offense on The Ox and uses his speed to get control until Guy throws a kick to the back of the head from the apron. Ox delivers a series of power maneuvers before tagging Noah in who gloats as he takes a selfie with the fallen Ambrose. He applies a chinlock, but Ambrose gets the crowd fired him behind him and breaks free. He tags Dorado back in who does a lot of damage to Noah. Tito throws a dropkick at The Ox knocking him off the apron. The Ox tries to get in the ring, but the official stops him. Dorado and Ambrose hit Guy with a 3-D.
Winners, Tito Dorado and Ray Ambrose
Matthews: Talk about an awesome tag team!
Punk: I just hope they can avoid the wrath of The Ox. Oh great.
[The crowd boos as Donnie Ryan walks over to the table.]
Ryan: Where is he, huh? Where’s Wayne Flagg? Did he get stuck in the airport? Did he miss his flight with Southwest?
Punk: I’m told he’s here.
Matthews: Yeah, why don’t you get in the ring?
Open Challenge
Donnie Ryan versus Wayne Flagg
Ryan and Flagg lock up. Wayne zips around him. Crucifix Bomb! Crucifix Pin! It’s over!
Winner, Wayne Flagg
Matthews: Wayne Flagg with a win in record time!
Punk: Wayne Flagg…heh…Wayne Flagg just…Wayne Flagg just won with a Crucifix Bomb in hell.
Ryan: Do you think that’s funny? Do you think that’s funny, huh?
Matthews: Yeah.
Punk: I think it’s hilarious.
Matthews: Let’s send it to the back where Cathy Kelley is standing by with Sam El Paso.
[It cuts to the back where Cathy Kelley is standing by with Sam El Paso.]
Kelley: Sam, in a few minutes, you’re going to be going one on one with Michael Allan Lange who walked out on your match the last time the two of you faced off.
El Paso: Yeah, Michael thought he got the upper hand. Maybe he thinks he’s better than me. Maybe he thinks he’s above fighting a guy like Sam El Paso. You told your story about how you did it the hard way until you decided to fall into the lap of luxury. Most people don’t have that option. I never did. I showed up, and I showed face EVERY SINGLE DAY because that’s what real fighters do. They show up. They show face. I may sound kinda stupid saying that with a mask on right now, but it’s not half as stupid as you’re going to sound when I kick your head in.
Matthews: I’ve been asked to remind everyone that the following contest is brought to you by Lange Industries.
Punk: When you want the best, you want Lange Industries. I get a bump in pay for say that, right?
Singles Match
Sam El Paso versus Michael Allan Lange
Lange goes to the floor as soon as the bell rings to receive another shoulder massage from his personal trainer. El Paso climbs to the top rope and indicates he’s going to dive onto the entire Lange posse which gives them pause. Michael Allan screams for the referee to pull him back. He slowly walks up the steps which he demands be held for him by the official. El Paso is getting fed up in the corner. Finally, he comes out of the corner and pushes Lange in the chest. An attendant jumps onto the apron and wipes off Lange’s chest with a baby wipe. El Paso responds by throwing a back crescent kick which knocks Lange into the assistant sending him to the floor. Sam grabs Michael and whips him into the corner. He follows up with a flying knee strike to the head. He mounts him in the corner and starts delivering punches. The referee finally calls for him to break. Lange’s team pulls him to the floor.
Punk: When have you ever seen a pro wrestler have a team like this?
Matthews: We know what kind of money Lange Industries has. It’s not terribly surprising.
El Paso goes off the ropes, and he dives onto the team, but they push Michael out of the way. Lange grabs Sam and throws him into the steel stairs. He rolls into the ring and tells the official to count his ass out. El Paso gets back in, and Lange jumps him. He stomps him until El Paso can barely fight back. He then chokes Sam on the middle rope. Michael Allan does break on four before kicking the rope up causing El Paso to fall back to the mat. He grabs Sam by the mask and delivers a scoop slam. He then signals the match is over when he goes to the top rope. He lands an elbow drop, but El Paso kicks out on one! Lange hits a swinging neckbreaker, but El Paso kicks out at two this time! Michael Allan goes to the floor, and he’s yelling at his trainer.
Matthews: Maybe these trainers aren’t the best money can buy.
Punk: Of course they’re not! I’m right here!
Sam El Paso shakes his head as he sees Michael Allan Lange yelling at his trainer. El Paso goes to the top rope. MOONSAULT ONTO THE FLOOR ONTO TEAM LANGE! Everyone is down. The referee is counting both men out. Michael Allan gets up. He starts crawling toward the ring. El Paso starts stirring as well, but Lange gets into the ring first. Sam gets up, but someone grabs his foot. Enziguri! Sam El Paso begins suplexing and kicking all of the members of Team Lange as Michael Allan watches in shock. Sam El Paso then slides into the ring staring a hole through Michael Allan Lange. He kicks him in the chest so hard it sounds like a shotgun. Lange drops to his knees. He kicks him in the chest rapid fire before cocking back and hitting him with the Buzzsaw Kick!
Winner, by knockout, Sam El Paso
Part One of Three
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