Bodyslam Promotions presents

Lost in the 80's

the K show

a one night event featuring

Multiple World Champions
Regional Champions
Tag Teams, Brothers
Mysterious Masked Men
Pretty Boys, Royalty
And all round bad mother shut your mouth.

the K show

COMING SOON!!!

the players

coming soon

8 time World Champion

Handsome Harley Race

A 2nd generation wrestler

World Tag Team Champion

US Champion

Intercontinental Champion

and he broke Wahoo's leg

Greg "the Hammer" Valentine

UWF Champion

US Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

He aint no jive soul bro

He's from Halsted St on the South side Chicago

The One Man Gang

World Tag Team Champion

Multiple Regional Tiles

The only true King of Pro Wrestling

The Boogie Woogie King Jimmy Valiant

NWA US Tag Team Champions

UWF Tag Team Champions

From the city of Angels

Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton

The Fantastics

World Tag Team Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin

World Tag Team Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

A Man of Mystery

Mr. Wrestling II

World Tag Team Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

Master of the Blow Away Diet

Playboy Buddy Rose

They Taught Eddie to Lie, Cheat, and Steal

Hector and Chavo Guerrero

World Champion

US Tag Team Champion

Multiple regional Titles

Ronnie Garvin

Don't drive no big black car

Don't like no Hollywood movie star

You want them to be true to ya?

Don't give a damn what they gonna do to ya?

Tony Anthony and Len Denton

The Dirty White Boys

Multiple Regional Titles

The only true Nature Boy

Buddy Landel

World Tag Team Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

Mister Unpredictable

Dirty Dick Slater

They are All American Boys

by way of Canada

Jacque & Raymond Rougeau

World Champion

Multiple Regional Titles

Somebody say something about getting fired up

Tommy "Wildfire" Rich

And this guy

Backstage One Year Ago

Wrestling II - Damn Harley, this is the first time I've seen you carrying your own bag in a long time. What happened to Jake?

Race - Griz's 8 year old problem caught up with him and he's left for Watt's. You know where Griz goes Jake is soon to fallow.

Wrestling II - You really should not be treating those kids like that. Making them think you like them just to get them to carry your bag.

Race- You're just jealous no one will carry the legendary Mr. Wrestling II's bag. Who do you got tonight?

Wrestling II - Got? I had Garvin's boy Jimmy. If you were here on time you would know that.

Race - You give him anything?

Wrestling II - Hip toss and a dropkick. Ha, ha, ha. That him over there with the the hippie hair.

Race - (walking over to Jimmy Garvin) Hey kid, hell of a hip toss and dropkick.

Jimmy Garvin - (amazed) You watched my match?

Race - I've had my eye on you for a while now. Why don't you grab my bag.

Sweet start so far man, rarely ever seen anyone tackle this era in fan fic and awesome to see somebody make a go of it so I'm not the only weirdo grinding it out here haha.

Backstage One Month Ago

Wrestling II - I'm so tired of these damn kids trying to take my spot.

Ronnie Garvin - What's the problem II?

Wrestling II - The kid I got tonight Taylor something. He came up to me and told me how he thought the match should go. He did not even shake my hand. No respect.

Ronnie Garvin - What did you tell him?

Wrestling II - I told him look here young man I'm Mr. Wrestling II. I'll give you two bumps tonight and that's it. He got pissy and I told him he's down to one bump. If he keeps it up he'll have to change his name to Taylor Swift. Because I'm gonna make swift work of him. We're up. I'm fixing to teach this kid a thing or two about respect.

3 minutes later

Announcer - YOUR WINNER TERRY TAYLOR!!!

Ronnie Garvin - II what happened?

Wrestling II - The damn green horn tripped over his own two feet, fell on top of me, knocking the wind out of me, and Tommy Young counted three.

Harley Race - Ha, ha, ha. Sound like we have a changing of the guard. Ha, ha, ha.

Wrestling II- FUCK YOU HARLEY!

One month ago in Memphis Tennessee the match is joined in progress

Lance Russell - Jerry Lawler has Jimmy Valiant set for the piledriver. BACK BODY DROP from Valiant. Jimmy Valiant is gaining momentum and the fans here in the Mid South Coliseum are clearly behind him. IT"S EDDIE GILBERT. Eddie Gilbert is on the ring apron. BIG RIGHT HAND from Valiant and Gilbert is down. THERE"S AUSTIN IDOL and another big right hand from Valiant and Idol is down. But Jerry Lawler with a double ax handle to the back of the neck of Valiant. Lawler whips Valiant to the ropes but Valiant reverses it and sends Lawler to the ropes. SLEEPER. Valiant has Lawler in the sleeper. Referee Jerry Calhoun checks Lawler's arm 1, 2, 3. LAWLER IS OUT COLD AND WE HAVE A NEW KING OF WRESTLING AND HIS NAME IS THE BOOGIE WOOGIE KING JIMMY VALIANT!!!

Backstage After the Match

Valiant - Hell of a match tonight Jerry. Rematch next week?

Lawler - Rematch next week? I'm going on vacation.  We'll rematch in about 10 weeks. Don't lose or mess up my crown.

Valiant - Who me? This crown could not be in better hands. (drops the crown) Oops.   

2 Hours Before Bell Time

One Man Gang -Tommy who was that? She is so fine.

Tommy Rich - Missy Hyatt. She is part of the Hyatt Hotel family. She said she really want to get it on with a champion tonight and Harley does not really do it for her. Good thing I set to win the US Title tonight. Things are fixing to get fired up.

One Man Gang - Some guys have all the luck. Tommy you're my hero.

(Tommy Rich walks off and Greg Valentine enters the room.)

One Man Gang - Hey Hammer, I heard you're putting Tommy over tonight.

Greg Valentine - I was putting Tommy over but there's been a change of plans.

One Man Gang - Change of plans what do you mean?

Greg Valentine - You see I met this chick earlier today named Missy Hyatt. She is part of the Hyatt Hotel family. She said she really want to get it on with a champion tonight and Harley does not really do it for her. So this title aint going no where tonight. Maybe tomorrow but not tonight.

One Man Gang - Some guys have all the luck. Greg you're my hero. (Valentine leaves the room) I need to get me a title match and fast. 

Backstage One Hour Before Bell Time

The Booker - You four need to sit down, shut up, and listen to what I have to say. I am sick and tired of theses games the four of you are playing. Someone is going over tonight. No more DQ's, no more count outs, no more bull shit this has gone on long enough. The titles have been held up and their is going to be a clean and clear winner tonight. Someone is leaving town. I don't care who. I don't care how. Flip a coin. You figure it out. And if you decide to get cute and there is no winner. You're all FIRED! 

the K show post event press conference

Reporter 1 - Buddy. Buddy, Buddy over here. Mr. Landel now that you are the inaugural World Television Champion what is next for you?

Landel - Since I am the World Television Champion that must mean I'm the best thing on TV so Hollywood seem like the next logical step. Yes over here.

Reporter 2 - There are rumours you are in talks with the hit TV show Dallas and that you shot JR.

Landel - No comment, but as World Television Champion and being the best thing on TV there are a lot of potential opportunities. Next question.

Reporter 3 - Any truth that you are romantically involved with both Cheryl Teague and Loni Anderson?

Landel - A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but I no gentleman. So don't forget about Jaclyn Smith. Let's just say it is good to be the World Television Champion and the best thing on TV.

Hector Guerrero - Buddy, Buddy wake up. You're gonna miss your match. They are waiting for you in the ring.

Bodyslam Promotions is

Lost in the 80's

the K show

Its teacher vs student when former friends become bitter enemies and its for the World Championship. The Champion Handsome Harley Race defends against Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin .

Race - Jimmy Garvin you keep running your mouth saying I betrayed your trust and the only reason I took you under my wing and befriended you was so I would not have to face you. The truth is I needed someone to carry my bags. At the Omni in Atlanta I'm going to show the world just how friendly I can be. And then I'm gonna bang your wife.

The US Championship is on the line when the Champion Greg "the Hammer" Valentine defends against Tommy "Wildfire" Rich

The held World Tag Team Titles are on the line in a looser leaves town match when the Dirty White Boys Tony Anthony and Len Denton take on the Fantastics Tommy Rogers and Bobby Fulton.

Tony Anthony - I'm gonna keep it short, simple, and too the point. Fantastics, loser leaves town, the Omni in Atlanta GA, just like herpes The Dirty White Boys aint going nowhere.

Dick Slate is set to collect the bounty put on the head of The Boogie Woogie King Jimmy Valiant and return the crown to Jerry Lawler

Jimmy Valiant - I took this crown from that clown Jerry Lawler and yes he is a clown because he likes to play with 13 year olds and that may fly in Memphis BUT THIS AINT MEMPHIS DADDY! Now Jerry Lawler you're sending your bounty hunter Dirty Dick Slater to the Omni in Atlanta to do the job you couldn't. Lawler you better load your clown car up with more that Slater because this crown aint going nowhere. All hail the Boogie Woogie King.

It started off with 8 men and we are now down to 2. The inaugural World Television Championship will be decided when "Playboy" Buddy Rose goes one on one with "the Nature Boy" Buddy Landell in the tournament finals. In round 1 Buddy Rose defeated Cowboy Scott Casey and then in round 2 defeated the man many predicted to win it all Tito Santana. It was no easy task for Buddy Landel in round 1 came away with a controversial over Steve Kern. Fallowed up by a victory over Gentleman Chris Adams.

Its gang warfare when the One Man Gang Ronnie Garvin takes on The One Man Gang.

Its a #1 contenders match for the World Tag Team Titles and its brothers vs brothers when the Guerrero brothers Hector and Chavo take on the Rougeau brothers Jacque and Raymond.

The rematch the veteran ring general Mr. Wrestling II once again takes on the up and comer Terry Taylor in a matter of respect.

Wrestling II - Terry Taylor you snot nose punk. You had to resort to dishonest tactics to beat me. Then you strut around all cocky like damn rooster bragging about beating me. That's not very respectful. The truth is your nothing more than a chicken. A chicken that has to resort to dishonest tactics to beat me. I'm not exactly sure what you did but it had to be something dishonest for a young punk like you to get a win over me. In the Omni in Atlanta I'm going to teach you all about respect.

the K show

World Championship

Harley Race (c) vs Jimmy Garvin

US Championship

Greg Valentine (c) vs Tommy Rich

World Tag Team Titles/Loser Leaves Town

Dirty White Boys Tony Anthony & Len Denton vs The Fantastics Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton

Bounty Match Battle for the Crown

King Jimmy Valiant vs Dick Slater

World TV Title Tournament Finals

Buddy Rose vs Buddy Landel

Ronnie Garvin vs The One Man Gang

World Tag Team Titles #1 Contenders match

Hector & Chavo Guerrero vs Jacque & Raymond Rougeau

Mr Wrestling II vs Terry Taylor

the K show

results

Terry Taylor once again made quick work of Mr Wcrestling II pinning him in under a minute. Distrault Mr. Wrestling II went to the dressing room with his head hanging low while Taylor celebrated in the ring.

We have new #1 Contenders for the World Tag Team Titles and they are Jacque & Raymond the Rougeau Brothers but its not with out controversy. As Chavo Guerrero failed to show up for the event leaving Hector to fend for himself. We hope to have updates on Chavo's situation where abouts as soon as possible.

The ring was unable to hold the action as the wild brawl between Ronnie Garvin and the One Man Gang ended in a double count out.

The World Television Title Tournament has ended and the inaugural Champion has crowned. The Nature Boy Buddy Landel submitted Buddy Rose with a figure four leg lock in the final seconds of the match.

With the help of the Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer Dick Slater defeated Jimmy Valiant claiming the crown for Jerry Lawler.

After hitting a rocket launcher from the top rop Bobby Fulton pinned Len Denton and the Fantastics are the new World Tag Team Champions and the Dirty White Boys must leave town.

In what some are considerring the match of the year. Greg Valentine defeated Tommy Rich.

Mayhem reigned supreme whne Jimmy Garvin defeated Harley Race by disqualification. After hitting a flying headbutt from the top rope Race had Garvin pinned but out of nowhere Michael Hayse appeared and put Garvins foot on the rope stopping the count. As Tommy Young questioned Hayse about the incident Terry Gordy attacked Race. Holding Race as Buddy Roberts attempted to hit Race with the the chair but the World Champion was able to get free of Gordy just as Roberts sung the chair mistakenly hitting Gordy. Race then took the chair from Roberts who fled the ring. Jimmy Garvin had made it back to his feet but Race smashed him over his head just as Tommy Yound turned around. Leading to the disqualification. But the action did not stop there as the Freebirds made there way back into the ring beating down Race and leaving with the World Title.

the K show waltzes across Texas with a hot night of wrestling action featuring stars of the K show, Texas Wrestling and from around the wrestling.

It all happens at the HemisFair Arena in San Antonio Texas.

Harley Race teams up with Stan Hansen and Dusty Rhodes to take the the Fabulous Freebirds is 6 man tag team action.

Jimmy Valiant takes on the man that cost him the crown Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer.

The Nature Boy Buddy Landel defends the World Television Title against Terry Taylor.

#1 contenders rematch for the World Tag Team Titles Hector & Chavo Guerrero are once again set to take on Jacque & Raymond Rougeau. Will Chavo show up or remain missing?

The Grapples make their K show debut, Abdullah the Butcher, Killer Brooks, Manny Fernandez, Dick Murdoch are in action

Plus a 20 man $20,000 Battle Royal featuring Andre the Giant, Mil Mascaras, Greg Valentine, Wahoo, and more

Get your tickets NOW!!!

Michael Hayse - You know something baby THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN and we aint here to mess around. Harley Race, Stan Hansen, Dusty Rhodes get all you got to gether because when you walk down that aisle  ITS GONNA BE JUST LIKE WALKING DOWN BADSTREET USA.

Buddy Roberts - And nobody, NOBODY has made it to the end of the block. 

Terry Gordy - You boys think just because its gonna happen in Texas it gonna be special. We've been to Texas before. Just ask the Von Erich's. You see there are three things in this life you don't do. You don't spill Jack Daniel's whiskey. You don't step on John Wayne's boots. AND YOU DON'T STICK YOUR NOSE IN THE FREEBIRDS BUSINESS.

Hector Guerrero - Everywhere I go everybody is asking me about Chavo. Where is Chavo? What happened to Chavo? And, and I don't know. But something suspicious is going on around here. The last time I talked to Chavo he was in Memphis on his was to Atlanta. He said he thought he was being fallowed. I told him he has an over active imagination, but then he does not show up at the Omni. He has not called. Nothing. Chavo if you are out there listening or if anyone out there has seen Chavo please tell him we have a #1 contenders rematch in San Antonio. Chavo please come to San Antonio.