Post by RT on Jun 28, 2024 15:51:52 GMT
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It’s election night in America. As Donald Trump celebrates his win as the new President of the United States of America, he is swiftly arrested for [ redacted ]. Over the coming days, Trump announces that if he is going down, he’s taking everyone with him. In the days that followed the election, Trump is denied parole and decides to blow the whistle on all of his friends in power. One of those friends (or former friends as of this writing), Vince McMahon, was arrested on various charges. Trump claimed that he had dirt on the former WWE Chairman and CEO and quietly released information about his friend to the police. Whatever evidence he had was enough to have McMahon brought in. Overnight, FBI raided McMahon’s house and found a treasure trove of media that implicated dozens of current and former WWE wrestlers in various crimes. Christmas night, many of these wrestlers was arrested and denied bail based on the evidence found in McMahon’s home. The following week, information was leaked to the press that a 90 year old judge in Florida was shown various clips from WWE programming and didn’t realize that the shows were television drama and thought the crimes of the WWE wrestlers were real. The judge and a complicit DA trying to get his numbers up before reelection brought three dozen current and former WWE Superstars to arraignment and formally charged them with the crimes that they had only acted out on TV. No argument could convince the sitting judge, who should have retired 20 years earlier, that he was wrong and he denied them all bail and locked them up together in a local penitentiary until their trial in 2025. Meanwhile, having gotten word that Monday Night Raw would be presenting a TV MA show on Netflix, NBC wanted to get in on that action. Smackdown, not to be outdone by Raw, would be adding a third hour of broadcasting this January to it’s lineup. USA announced that it would be reviving it’s USA Up All Night broadcasting in 2025 and would be head up with a third hour of Smackdown titled Smackdown Lockdown. One of the competitors was already locked up (Nailz) and one of the competitors thought it was a reality show they were auditioning for (R-Truth). Click the links to see the crimes that the wrestlers were charged with:
Parole on a Pole Match
Donald Trump versus Vince McMahon
WWE Cell Block Championship
(c) Ric Flair v Ted Dibiase
The winner will carry the prestigious WWE Cell Block Championship. The loser will carry the winner’s outturned pocket showing total submission.
Head of the Yard Ladder Match
Rey Mysterio v Eddie Guerrero v Dominik Mysterio
San Quentin Street Fight
The Brothers of Destruction versus The Outsiders
Rehabilitation Chamber Match
Bobby Lashley v Chris Jericho v R-Truth v The Godfather v Rikishi v Carlito w/ Jesus
(Winner gets bail | losers get 30 days solitary confinement)
Infirmary Match
Big Boss Man versus Nailz
(Match doesn’t end until one man goes to the Infirmary)
RT
Elite World Wrestling
presents
Best Coast Summer Series
LIVE! from Seattle, WA
Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Match
The Elite (Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks) vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Sting
EWW Women's Championship Tournament - Round Robin
Chyna vs. Bull Nakano
EWW Women's Championship Tournament - Round Robin
Jade Cargill vs. Asuka
EWW Openweight Championship - House Rules Match
Malakai Black (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin w/Booker T
Triple Threat Match
Winner gets a shot at the EWW World Championship
Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega vs. Adam Cole
Fatal Fourway Elimination Match
Winner gets a shot at the EWW Television Championship
KENTA vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Samoa Joe vs. "Hangman" Adam Page
It’s election night in America. As Donald Trump celebrates his win as the new President of the United States of America, he is swiftly arrested for [ redacted ]. Over the coming days, Trump announces that if he is going down, he’s taking everyone with him. In the days that followed the election, Trump is denied parole and decides to blow the whistle on all of his friends in power. One of those friends (or former friends as of this writing), Vince McMahon, was arrested on various charges. Trump claimed that he had dirt on the former WWE Chairman and CEO and quietly released information about his friend to the police. Whatever evidence he had was enough to have McMahon brought in. Overnight, FBI raided McMahon’s house and found a treasure trove of media that implicated dozens of current and former WWE wrestlers in various crimes. Christmas night, many of these wrestlers was arrested and denied bail based on the evidence found in McMahon’s home. The following week, information was leaked to the press that a 90 year old judge in Florida was shown various clips from WWE programming and didn’t realize that the shows were television drama and thought the crimes of the WWE wrestlers were real. The judge and a complicit DA trying to get his numbers up before reelection brought three dozen current and former WWE Superstars to arraignment and formally charged them with the crimes that they had only acted out on TV. No argument could convince the sitting judge, who should have retired 20 years earlier, that he was wrong and he denied them all bail and locked them up together in a local penitentiary until their trial in 2025. Meanwhile, having gotten word that Monday Night Raw would be presenting a TV MA show on Netflix, NBC wanted to get in on that action. Smackdown, not to be outdone by Raw, would be adding a third hour of broadcasting this January to it’s lineup. USA announced that it would be reviving it’s USA Up All Night broadcasting in 2025 and would be head up with a third hour of Smackdown titled Smackdown Lockdown. One of the competitors was already locked up (Nailz) and one of the competitors thought it was a reality show they were auditioning for (R-Truth). Click the links to see the crimes that the wrestlers were charged with:
Parole on a Pole Match
Donald Trump versus Vince McMahon
WWE Cell Block Championship
(c) Ric Flair v Ted Dibiase
The winner will carry the prestigious WWE Cell Block Championship. The loser will carry the winner’s outturned pocket showing total submission.
Head of the Yard Ladder Match
Rey Mysterio v Eddie Guerrero v Dominik Mysterio
San Quentin Street Fight
The Brothers of Destruction versus The Outsiders
Rehabilitation Chamber Match
Bobby Lashley v Chris Jericho v R-Truth v The Godfather v Rikishi v Carlito w/ Jesus
(Winner gets bail | losers get 30 days solitary confinement)
Infirmary Match
Big Boss Man versus Nailz
(Match doesn’t end until one man goes to the Infirmary)
RT
Elite World Wrestling
presents
Best Coast Summer Series
LIVE! from Seattle, WA
Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Match
The Elite (Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks) vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Sting
In what many are calling a shocking result, Kazuchika Okada defeated Bret Hart in Vancouver for the EWW World Heavyweight Championship, ending his long and seemingly unstoppable reign. But he did so with the help of his Elite buddies, The Young Bucks. Hart wants revenge on the trio and was ready to take them all on by himself, but two other legends saw the injustice and stepped up to have his back. The end result: a clash of the titans in Seattle.
Chyna vs. Bull Nakano
Chyna picked up 3 points after defeating Jade Cargill, but so did Bull Nakano in her match with Asuka. Now the two women with victories in Match #1 try to get the advantage and a chokehold on the lead.
Jade Cargill vs. Asuka
Unfortunately both women lost their opening Round Robin matches, but neither have any time to stay down on themselves. It's time to refocus and be the one that claims points in this match. It should be a banger as both women will be desperate to not leave Match #2 still at 0 points.
Malakai Black (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin w/Booker T
After defeating Hangman Page last week by making him bleed his own blood in a vicious battle, Malakai Black issued another Openweight Championship challenge for Seattle, which was answered by Shelton Benjamin. One half of the EWW Tag Team Champions has gotten increasingly cocky with his recent success alongside Booker T, and is ready to claim more gold for himself. As usual, Malakai Black defends his title in a House Rules match, and Benjamin has chosen his stip: the EWW Openweight Championship will be defended in a Ladder Match!
Winner gets a shot at the EWW World Championship
Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega vs. Adam Cole
Not much to this one other than 3 of EWW's hottest stars fighting to be the first person that Kazuchika Okada defends his newly-earned EWW World title against. Jon Moxley, a former EWW World Champ has been on a mean streak since losing his title, and looks to get it back by any means necessary. Kenny Omega is back in the win column after a high-flying banger with Rob Van Dam in Vancouver, and looks to get his second shot at EWW's biggest prize after coming up short against Bret Hart. And Adam Cole still holds the EWW Television Championship and has a firm grasp on the leadership of Bullet Club, and is looking to move up in the world. It's anyone's game.
Winner gets a shot at the EWW Television Championship
KENTA vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Samoa Joe vs. "Hangman" Adam Page
After coming up short in their bid to win the EWW Tag Team titles, KENTA finally did what we all expected him to do and turned on Adam Cole, beating him senseless before standing over him holding his EWW TV title. KENTA has officially left Bullet Club in the rear view and has proven to be more dangerous than ever before. He wants Cole's gold, but first he will have to go through one of the greatest Television Champs of all-time, Rob Van Dam, the brutal Samoa Joe who is looking to right some wrongs as of late, and the Hangman, who is looking for retribution after Malakai Black brutally tore him open to defend his Openweight title. This match is sure to be a fight to the finish, and the last man standing will have certainly earned their spotlight.