Post by rad on Jul 6, 2024 8:42:42 GMT
[Text appears on someone's computer before the shot pans out to the backside of an angry wrestling fan who's furiously typing away on his keyboard…]
“While you've been watching, we've been listening…”
[The mark slams his hands upon the precipice of his computer desk, vividly enraged.]
“And while you may think we're afraid to change, we're NOT. Rest assured, we know you miss when ‘it was real’…”
[He adjusts his glasses, smiles slyly on a close-up, then switches over his browser to combined footage of Lou Thesz, Gorgeous George, Bruno Sammartino & Bob Backlund.]
“We know you miss 'the good ole days’…”
[“URL Not Found” suddenly appears. He scoffs, then types in the WMIII main event into the search bar. Unfortunately, the link dies again before Hogan can finish his scoop slam on Andre.]
“We know you miss ‘your childhood'...”
[The mark begins to perspire before finding a working URL. It's Wrestlemania X-7 and now he's found his smile once more. But right before Austin turns, the video link cuts out yet again.]
“And we also know…”
[He breaks the fourth wall with a look of distress; subtle sounds of static begin to echo…]
“That you think you can do it better than us… but I'm here to tell you…”
[The mark is sucked into the vortex of his cursed monitor, presumably never to be seen again, before his parents show up just seconds later…]
“...that we're about to find out.”
[His grieving and bewildered folks then slowly make their approach to examine three foreboding words slowly being typed...]
FUTURE...
STARTS...
NOW.
“While you've been watching, we've been listening…”
[The mark slams his hands upon the precipice of his computer desk, vividly enraged.]
“And while you may think we're afraid to change, we're NOT. Rest assured, we know you miss when ‘it was real’…”
[He adjusts his glasses, smiles slyly on a close-up, then switches over his browser to combined footage of Lou Thesz, Gorgeous George, Bruno Sammartino & Bob Backlund.]
“We know you miss 'the good ole days’…”
[“URL Not Found” suddenly appears. He scoffs, then types in the WMIII main event into the search bar. Unfortunately, the link dies again before Hogan can finish his scoop slam on Andre.]
“We know you miss ‘your childhood'...”
[The mark begins to perspire before finding a working URL. It's Wrestlemania X-7 and now he's found his smile once more. But right before Austin turns, the video link cuts out yet again.]
“And we also know…”
[He breaks the fourth wall with a look of distress; subtle sounds of static begin to echo…]
“That you think you can do it better than us… but I'm here to tell you…”
[The mark is sucked into the vortex of his cursed monitor, presumably never to be seen again, before his parents show up just seconds later…]
“...that we're about to find out.”
[His grieving and bewildered folks then slowly make their approach to examine three foreboding words slowly being typed...]
FUTURE...
STARTS...
NOW.
