Kilgore

- Bill Goldberg
- Bodybuilders
- Hulk Hogan

Everyone feel free to add to the list

Triple H: "What's he ever really ... done?" "The Wrestling with Shadows documentary captured the whole [Montreal Screwjob]. You see Triple H hiding and cowering from my ex-wife and denying that he had any involvement. There you go. That's your integrity. That's your piece of shit right there."

Triple H vs. The Undertaker (WrestleMania 28): "4 out of 10."

Eric Bischoff: "Eric Bischof was one of the most stupid idiots I've ever met in my life. He didn't know anything about anything. He's so stupid and afraid of exposing that he's an idiot. He's pretty close to an imbecile. He knows nothing. He's an idiot."

Shawn Michaels (before the apology): "A two-faced, lying, chickenshit."

Vince Russo: "A magazine writer who thought he as a wrestling expert, who never had a good idea in his life."

Dean Malenko: "Just a wrestler that did a lot of fancy moves. You need more than that."

George "The Animal" Steele: "One of those guys that used to do lines of coke with everyone, then they made him an agent, and he became one of the prisoners that turned into one of the guards. He was just a motherfucker, man. He was not a good guy at all. My brother, Owen, and Macho Man, took his Haliburton, if he's ever wondering what happened to his Haliburton. He had it locked for his passport, his colostomy bag, and his pills, and his airplane tickets. Randy and Owen snuck it out to the car. Later, after we left the building, we were driving over a bridge in New Rochelle, Owen opened his window and threw it out. It went sailing into the river. People wonder why we would do that to such a good guy. He was not a good guy. He was a snitch."

Kevin Sullivan: "Here's Kevin Sullivan telling me what to do with my match, trying to come up with a finish off the top of his head. While I'm talking to him I'm thinking, 'This guy's not a big star, never drew money, has never done anything, but he's giving guys direction?'"

WWE Agents: "It's like having a bunch of high school coaches coach the Dallas Cowboys. You can't have a bunch of mediocre former wrestlers telling the wrestlers what to do. Lot of guys that washed out of WCW, which says it all, that are telling everyone what to do. They need guys who know what they're talking about."

Rene Goulet: "Old fart with no psychology."

Bad Sharpshooters: "I can tell you the ones that have the worst [sharpshooter]. I know Steve Austin had a hard time putting it on. So did the Rock."

Wrestling chops: "They hurt, and they look like shit."

Leg slaps: "Embarrassing."

Vader: "It was like wrestling with a cement truck filled with barf."

Bruce Hart: "My brother, Bruce, who knows nothing." "My dad's nickname for Bruce was dipshit."

Just to dogpile on his disdain for Triple H; I remember him stating, in the lead up to WrestleMania 30, that the match between Triple H and Daniel Bryan was an example of the former's ego and hogging the spotlight. In the end, it could be contended that "The Miracle on Bourbon Street" was the greatest WrestleMania moment. That's in no small part due to HHH getting in Bryan's way at every conceivable opportunity, especially including that match. Bret's one of the game's best hitters ... but even the best strike out sometimes.

I think it's a lot of cold war inertia between him and Paul. That take was like a Bartolo Colon hack lol.

Not sure if it's accurate, but I feel like Bret Hart is the "Dave Mustaine" of wrestling: one of the most talented and greatest in his field, but damn, he'd be miserable as fuck to be around.😂

Zero's & bodybuilders

ICOPRO: "They sent crates of it to my house. The worst stuff. I don't think it had any value at all. It didn't taste good. It was awful. Most of the wrestlers, we could get it for free, but we'd rather pay for our own stuff. I had it stacked up. I'd give it to the neighbors. And they wouldn't take it. They'd give it back and leave it on your step."

The Ultimate Warrior: "Propped up on a stretcher a few feet outside the dressing room was a Make A-Wish kid who looked to be down to his last few hours. There was not a hair left on his head, and not even his Warrior face paint could mask his sad eyes. Sickly pale and barely breathing through a ventilator tube, the boy wore a purple Warrior T-shirt and green and orange tassels tied around his biceps to honor his hero. His mother and father and an older brother and sister were with him, patiently waiting for the promised encounter with The Ultimate Warrior.


By the time the third match started, a WWF public relations rep poked his head in and politely asked Warrior if he was ready to meet the dying boy. Warrior grunted, “In a fuckin’ minute. I’m busy.” I thought to myself, Busy doing what, talking to a bunch of guys you can’t stand anyway? As the night wore on the family waited just outside the dressing room door, the boy hanging on to his dying wish to meet his hero."

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

"As we rounded a corner down a backstage ramp, we came upon the boy and his weary family, who had been moved there so as not to get in the way of Warrior’s entrance. I thought, That lousy piece of shit. He’d made them wait all night, unable to summon the compassion to see this real little warrior. My disgust for Warrior magnified a thousand times. To me he was a coward, a weakling and a phony hero."