Now usually I wouldn't be making up a thread solely to talk about one's theme song.  But I gotta make an exception to this.

Last night was the debut of Shinsuke Nakamura's rocked-up new version of his theme.  And it's complete with lyrics, done in Japanese of course.

But this morning on Twitter, the English translation to those lyrics were revealed by a fan.  Those in need of a good laugh should read these.



Whut whut whut
I'll punch your dick shut
My name's Nakamura
And I love to fuck
I'll jab your nuts
Up into your guts
And when you vomit em up
I shove em back in your butt, unh

Hell yeah, it's nutshot time
Gonna get arrested for ballsack crime
Put my arm between your legs
It's breakfast time and I'm scramblin' eggs

(chorus)
Punch dem nuts
Punch dem nuts
Punch dem nuts

WTF?!

Lmao.

That’s not really it, though, right?

Because that’s ridiculous lmao.

It's very cool. Will work perfectly to stop everyone singing the tune, and I love the way they're using the music video as his tron.

Real lyrics for anyone interested:

SPOILER: Click to show

I always believed that this day would come
Now I am again myself
Destroying the policy of the empire
It's the definition of what I'm going to get
It's absurd that you question me
It does not matter how the combat ends
the result of my game is the top
a god without anyone in this world

Do you not understand my strength and my power?
Do you not understand my strength and my power?
Do you not understand my strength and my power?
Do you not understand my strength and my power?
Do you not understand my strength and my power?
Do not you understand that I'm NUMBER ONE ?

Wake up, move forward
You are afraid of me
We're going to fix this in one fell swoop, I'm your nightmare
Looking into your eyes I can know what you think
It does not make sense that you try to escape
I will not run away or hide
If I am a god, you must be a corpse
If I find you, it's hard to regret

Ok, those ones make more sense. If WWE found out that it was the former lyrics than the latter, that would've been pulled as fast as Jillian Hall's Divas Title reign.

he still sucks

You have no idea how badly I wanted those fake lyrics to be real.

I'm not a fan, WWE needs to get over their obsession with nu-metal.

I loved the theme. Excellent choice. Same general theme but kills the sing-a-long factor as a heel.