Oct 18, 2019 12:44:40 GMT thereallt said:

Since no one has mentioned it yet Denver's O-line put up what has to be the most pathetic performance of any O-line this year. The Chiefs Front 7 haven't been able to stop a nosebleed all year and this game they looked like the 85 Bears.

Absolutely spot on.

I know there is a lot of variance in the performance of elite athletes week-to-week but to go from what the Chiefs did against the Texans to what they did here. Completely pathetic from the Broncos. Old stone-shoes Flacco was garbage but he can't play behind that. It's not all on him by any stretch.

Oct 18, 2019 19:08:35 GMT UT said:

Oct 18, 2019 18:42:59 GMT KING KID said:

Do you really want me to continue injuring your WR's though?

Adams then Allison last week.

That’s fair. Trade for Adam Thielen.

I picked up Demarius Thomas. Sorry Blindy.

Why?

Revenge game.... ?

Meh. Third option on a unknown offense against the best defense in the NFL - yikes.

I might start Duke though. CFLs finest.

Just so you have an idea on my waiver wire UT. These are the top 5 projected scorers on the wire.

P. Williams (MIA)- The best WR on the team but he failed me last week against a worse D. Fitzpatrick ain’t changing my mind against BUF.

D. Slayton (NYG)- Not starting him when I already got Engram.

T. Gabriel (CHI)- Don’t want anyone from Chicago’s offense in this game against NO.

T. Quinn (WAS)- Maybe with Thompson and Vernon both out, he seed some extra looks but they’re about to get raped by San Francisco.

W. Snead (BAL)- This is throwing a dart blind after spinning in a circle for 5 minutes. No idea who Lamar goes too even if Hollywood sits because he only went to Andrews last week without Hollywood.


So the options are slim. I like Duke against Miami and Demarius better then those 5. I’m already locked in with Auden Tate and that’s terrifying enough.

I like Slayton more than most , Gabriel isn’t bad either.

ANYWAYS, enough about my team and the anxiety I will be going through this weekend because I got to do the weekly predictions. After nailing the Chiefs winning (and predicting an unfortunate injury to Mahomes), I feel like a genius. I feel so smart that I truly believe I will be going PERFECT this week with my predictions. So brace yourself, because I'm calling a few upsets happening this weekend along with some awesome match ups. I will be doing this by the times the game starts. So first the early games, then the afternoon games, then SNF and then MNF! SO LET'S GET IT GOING!

Kyler outperforms Danny Dimes, but Barkley feasts on return

- Kyler Murray comes out and puts on a show. 300 passing yards, 3 TD passes along with 50 on the ground, but it's Danny Dimes who steals the spotlight! It will be a high scoring game with two defenses struggling to stop the big play. In the end, the Cardinals will be up after Kyler Murray marches his team down field and they kick a FG to go up 3. That gives Danny Dimes 99 seconds with no timeouts left to march his team down field into FG range. A pair of sideline passes get them to the 50 yard line with just about 35 seconds to go. On 2nd and 10, Danny Dimes drills a pass into the middle of the field that is caught by Evan Engram and that's when the unthinkable happens. That is when Met Life erupts! Evan Engram catches the ball at the 28 yard line, breaks through two tackles and rumbles all the way into the end zone to put the Giants up 4 and for good! Saquon Barkley puts up 170 all purpose yards with a pair of TDs in his return. Evan Engram ends the night with 8 receptions for 128 yards and the GW TD. The race for the NFC East crown heats up!

NEW YORK GIANTS WIN 34-30.

Fitzpatrick becomes FitzTRAGIC as the Bills dominate

- In other words, RT, it's all going to be okay. Yes, this reeks of a game that the Buffalo Bills 'would' lose, but not this year. Not this game! The Miami Dolphins are absolutely atrocious. The best news for the Bills Mafia is that this Buffalo team is unlike those old Bills where they lose these winnable games. This Bills team is LEGIT! Especially that defense. I truly believe that after doing extensive research on Duke Williams for fantasy that this dude is going to be the future of this team. This Josh Allen/Duke Williams dynamic got off to an awesome start and I think it continues in this game. I've seen many compare Duke to former Buffalo great, Eric Moulds. The ghost from the past is not going to come in here and beat the Bills. Expect 3-4 interceptions and a 2nd half benching for Fitzpatrick in this one. The teams a disaster and Josh Rosen will probably finish off this game, equally as bad. I'll give the Dolphins one TD on a 1st quarter bomb to Albert Wilson, but that will be the last time the Dolphins get anywhere close to scoring. Bills dominate.

BUFFALO BILLS WIN 38-7

Life Post Ramsey is another L for the Bungals

- Might as well get the other winless team out of the way. So let's make it quick. The Cincinnati Bengals SUCK! My preseason projection was spot on with this crap team. Do they miss Marvin Lewis yet? The Jaguars D will come out with a lot of pride in this game. They want to prove that they are still a great defense even if the Mouth of the South is out West now. Fortunately for them, they get to keep that positive attitude by facing an inept offense. The Jaguars will be SACKsonville for this game and the Bengals will remain winless.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS WIN 27-10

Deshaun Watson continues to dominate; takes the AFC South by force

- Both teams come into this game with wins against the Kansas City Chiefs. Both teams did it their own way. One did it with running the ball and defensive dominance and the other just won a shoot out. Strategically this would mean that the Colts should take advantage of the porous O-Line of the Texans and take the win at home. Except this isn't going to be that kind of game. This game is going to be Deshaun Watson cementing his name into the MVP conversation. It will not be easy to move the ball, but this is the game where the Watson/Nuk duo comes back to life. It will be a tight game throughout, but when it matters most, that deadly duo will put this game away by getting into the end zone to make it a two score game. The Houston Texans go into Indianapolis and walk away with the division in a tight grip.

HOUSTON TEXANS WIN 27-17

The Skins get dominated; the 49ers remain undefeated

- This is going to be a bloodbath. The Redskins will go into this game without Chris Thompson and Vernon Davis and will face one of the most dominant Defense in the NFL. The Redskins are not getting on the board in this one. Callahan can try and run the ball all he wants with Adrian Peterson, but they are not moving anywhere. Shit, I predict that the Redskins only get past the 50 yard line ONCE this game and that ends with a strip sack of Haskins. Because they will be throwing Haskins out there for this one in the 4th quarter. It's going to get ugly!

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS WIN 38-0.

Packers receivers cut the Cheese; Raiders survive and improve to 4-2

- A season that started off with everything going wrong for Oakland, they have raced out to a 3-2 lead. After upsetting the Bears in London and watching Mahomes go down, the Raiders know that they can jump right into the vacated drivers seat. They are gifted with a match up with a broken down Green Bay team. The Green Bay Packers will go into this game with a run-first mantra, but it will not be enough here. Derek Carr will lead his team down field with less then 3 minutes left and hit Waller for his first career TD to put Oakland up. The Raiders go for 2 to make it a 3 point game but Josh Jacobs is stuffed at the goal line. That will give Aaron Rodgers the ball back with a chance to take the lead, but this time the Packers can't pull it off. I expect A LOT of dropped passes by the bums they have on the field in this game. None more crucial then a dropped pass by last weeks hero Lazard on 4th and 5 that bounces right out of his hands. Not even a phantom hands to the face call can save the Packers from this one. The Packers let a winnable home game slip through their hands; literally. 

OAKLAND RAIDERS WIN 22-21

Dalvin 'cooks' up some cat; Vikings steamroll the frustrated Lions

- The Lions will try and bounce back from the 'Monday Night Screwjob', but they just can't seem to get in a groove in this one. Frustration builds up as Matt Stafford is picked off 3 times in this game. Kerryon is completely shut down and Dalvin Cook puts up 200 all purpose yards in this game. Kirk Cousins goes back to 'Conservative Cousins' throwing for 190 yards and 1 TD in this one as the running and defense do the rest. The Vikings improve to 5-2 with winks and smiles as they watch the Packers get upset in their game.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS WIN 38-14

The Replacements of New Orleans get wrecked; Chicago survives defensive war

- The New Orleans Saints will be coming into this game without Alvin Kamara, Jared Cook, Traquon Smith and Drew Brees and they will be traveling to Chicago. That is a recipe for a disaster. Poor Teddy Bridgewater. Latavius Murray will get the start and it might seem easier to run against Chicago in this one since Hicks is gone, but don't bank on him having too much of a game changing factor in this one. This one will be another low scoring game for New Orleans, but this time they can't pull out the victory. Chicago keeps New Orleans out of the end zone all game and win a tight one. The NFC North slowly creeps up on the Packers in Week 7 as 3 teams leave with 2 losses.

CHICAGO BEARS WIN 10-6

Russell Wilson outduels Lamar Jackson; MVP shines in the GAME OF THE WEEK

- An awesome revenge game for Earl Thomas. Can't wait to see this one go down. I am really pumped for this game and to be honest, it's a coin flip for who I think is going to win. The Ravens D looks a lot better now (on name value especially) as Marcus Peters joins a secondary in need of some help. This one will have some highlight plays by both Russ and Lamar. This game will be my pick for GOTW. Russell Wilson will lead his team down field for a game winning 90 yard TD drive in the final 3 minutes that will end with Russell Wilson will finish with an incredible, ankle breaking 15 yard run that he ends by running over none other then Earl Thomas to fall into the end zone. That moment alone will cement him as the MVP for this season and the home crowd will cause a fucking earthquake after that game winning run and truck. Revenge meets Russ and the MVP walks out victorious with the highlight of the year. So pumped up for this one!

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WIN 30-27

The Chargers BOLT to life; Tannehill fails for Tennessee

- The answers at QB will not be found this Sunday for Tennessee. Their problems on offense will show a faint glimpse of hope as Tannehill leads his team down field for a TD on the first drive of the game hitting Corey Davis of all people for a TD. But after that, it goes back to the same shit for them. The Chargers have a hard time moving the ball too, but Melvin Gordon (please!) comes back to life in this game breaking not one but TWO huge TD runs on the 7th best running D in the NFL. Both over 40+ yard TD runs. The Titans fail to get into the end zone after the first drive and settle for 4 FGs and another disappointing loss. A final drive for Tannehill ends up on a 4th and 7 overthrown pass under pressure that turns the ball over and lets Rivers kneel the game away. The Chargers smell the blood in Kansas City and do their best to get back to the top. A great place to start.

LOS ANGELES CHARGERS WIN 27-19

SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Zeke EATS and puts up a career day on PRIMETIME; Dallas abuses Philadelphia

- The Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles close out the wild Sunday with a huge NFC East showdown as they battle for the top spot in the NFC East. All of the Cowboys WR's are hobbled but they all show up for this game. Zeke makes sure that they don't have to do too much as he has the best game of his career. Zeke puts up 287 all purpose yards, 9 receptions with 3 total TDs.  He's going to be winning a lot of peoples fantasy football games Sunday Night and breaking some hearts, too. Because with that prediction, Zeke is putting 55.7PPR this game (51.2 half PPR) and that is fucking insanity. Yes, I'm fully aware Philly has an actual 'good' run D, but who gives a fuck here? Zeke will EAT! Zeke finally earns his contract extension in this one Carson Wentz does his best to keep the Eagles in the game, but does not look that great out there. Jerry Jones and Cowboy Nation leave with huge grins as they snap their 3 game losing streak. People start believing in the Dallas Cowboys again and the Eagles start trying to figure out what the hell they are going to do with that defense. Primetime Zeke shines.

DALLAS COWBOYS WIN 34-17

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Sam The Spleen outshines the GOAT; The Jets STUN on PRIMETIME

- Yes! I'm all in Blindy. I'm all in on the return and rebirth of Sam Darnold and this Jets offense! If there's one thing we have learned lately about the Patriots offense; it's that they have not looked too great. Well, Mosley should be back here and the Patriots are going to be without Josh Gordon. This is the perfect scenario for the New York Jets to pull off this major upset. I truly believe that after this week, the San Francisco 49ers will be the only undefeated team left in the NFL. Sam Darnold will throw for 300 yards on this defense that can't stop a nose bleed! Yes. 300 PASSING YARDS AND 3 TD'S FOR SAM DARNOLD! The Patriots will be left stunned and startled after this one. Everyone celebrates, including RT with the Bills because now they have the same amount of losses as the New England Patriots. If I was a single man with no kid and no bills; I would bet A LOT on the Jets covering this bullshit 10 point spread. Not only are they covering, they're winning this one by 10! Come at me! MARK! MY! WORDS! MARK MY FUCKING WORDS! JETS WIN BY 10! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! UPSET OF THE WEEK!

NEW YORK JETS WIN 27-17

LET'S GET TO THIS FUCKING WEEKEND ALREADY!

Deebo & DJ Jones are out but the Niners should beat the Redskins I hope the Niners don’t lay an egg 

Sunday’s gonna be a little rough. I just realized that this is the first time Buffalo is playing Miami since my dad passed (he was a Dolphins fan).

First game I can’t shit talk him via text message.

Oct 18, 2019 12:49:24 GMT thereallt said:

Oct 18, 2019 4:10:35 GMT mikec said:

They’re not going to, because Mahomes is gonna be fine... but if he isn’t coming back they’re dumb to not consider it because of Andy Reid. Matt Moore was out of the league two months ago and has never had a flash of being a top 16 QB.

The problem with Kaep is that he is great at the read option and mediocre to bad at pretty much everything else.     Kaep can't adapt to your offense, you have to adapt your offense to him.   Then there is the fact that he hasn't played a down in 3 years and even without the protests I can see why Kansas City would pass.

Would’ve been a similar thing someone would’ve said about Mike Vick, including not playing for a long period of time...and Reid has no problem adapting an offense.

At least I can be confident that the Steelers do not lose this week.

History has told me to be nervous for this game and I can’t shake the image of Fitzpatrick coming out and throwing 4 fucking TDs in a row or some shit.

Fitz is so weird like that, especially when there isn’t any pressure on him. He either looks HOF godly or he throws two INTs in the first quarter then hurts himself.

Ohhh shit Buffalo is wearing red. I hate these uniforms. They look like the old Patriots colours. Booooooo

Hahaha Wilkins just threw a punch at a Bills lineman and got ejected on the second play of the game.

Two trips to the red zone, two FGs after bad play calls. I don’t love it, Maggle.

I started Chase Edmonds in my big money league (benched him in 3 others, ugh!) and am happy he has scored twice in the 1st quarter.

Giants looking bad on offense so far.

As are the Jaguars. Minus Dede making some big plays, they’ve been shut down so far. They got stopped on 4th and goal at the 1 and it’s been rough so far. Cincinnati has a chance to pull off their first win.

7-6 Miami. I FUCKING KNEW IT. FIRE DERMOTT. TRADE ALLEN FOR PICKS.

Oct 20, 2019 17:44:07 GMT RT said:

7-6 Miami. I FUCKING KNEW IT. FIRE DERMOTT. TRADE ALLEN FOR PICKS.

Lmao

TOUCHDOWN RAIDAHS!!!

Well congrats if you have Haucshka as your fantasy kicker today.

Can’t convert on 3rd down, can’t score a TD from the red zone, defence is looking lazy...I’m not happy right now, boys.

Buffalo is getting fucked on penalty calls. They keep getting called for holding because Miami’s defensive line is so bad they just fall down.

Now we get called for roughing the passer when the Buffalo player let up and accidentally bumped Fitz. A Miami player literally threw Allen to the ground in the first quarter and there was no call.

We’re losing this fucking game. I knew it.

Buffalo booed off the field at halftime. And rightfully so. That had to be the most pathetic offence I’ve seen from them all year. Absolutely fucking garbage.

Fun stat of the day: Buffalo has only given up 3 75+ yard scoring drives this year. 2 were today in the 2nd quarter against Miami.

Ryan Fitzpatrick just ran for a first down. I can’t watch this anymore.

Packers get a huge 14 point swing to end the half. Let’s go!

Tre White I fucking love you. Now get a fucking TD you assholes.

Rodgers has completely taken over that game, that's pretty much it for the Raiders. You just cannot let ARod get that comfortable in the pocket.

Buffalo should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

So should the Packers defense.

Gore and Singletary are so dope together.

Duke Williams to the locker room. Looks like his shoulder. Fuuuuuuudge.