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Post by System on May 21, 2020 21:40:41 GMT
Animal Warfare (Draft Sign Up) Society has has collapsed within the Animal Kingdom and they have decided to form a Fight Club to re-establish the hierarchy of the Animal Kingdom. It is up to you to pick 3 animals fighters to take on your opponents and establish dominance in nature. The Rules: - Snake Draft/24 hours to make your pick. - You will select a team of only 3 animals, must include which type of animal it is. - (Eg Great White Shark not Shark) - No Dinosaurs or Humans. - I will flip a coin for draws. Your #1 pick will go up against your opponents #1 pick and so forth. EG: CHEESEDUDE420 VS EXAMPLE MAN09 Cheesedude420 team Great White Shark Mountain Lion Bald Eagle VS ExampleMan09 Blue Ringed Octopus Siberian Tiger Peregrine Falcon = 1 Great White Shark VS Blue Ringed Octopus Cheesedude420 argument: Great White would f octopus up! ExampleMan09: Octopus would take Shark to suplex city! 2 Mountain Lion VS Siberian Tiger Cheesdude420 argument: ExampleMan09 Argument: 3 Bald Eagle VS Peregrine Falcon Cheesedude420 Argument: ExampleMan09 Argument: ============= This just an example and land/air/water animals can battle each other. ====== Before I post the match ups I will PM each opponent to message me their argument as to why their animals will defeat their opponents animals (vice versa) which I will then cut/paste directly into the VS thread.
48 hour time limit Can be ridiculous as you like, if you want to draft a two-toed sloth and argue it would defeat a silverback Gorilla..go ahead. Members can then debate on who’s team would win while both posters have had an opportunity to present their case. Comment if you’d like to sign up  Combatants 🤯 sandylea iron maiden @admin  Emperor UT KING KID RT Lony System
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Post by 🤯 on May 21, 2020 23:03:36 GMT
I don't even know, but yes.
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Post by 🤯 on May 21, 2020 23:09:58 GMT
Can I draft for example, say, one thousand ducks with a single pick?
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Post by System on May 22, 2020 3:04:18 GMT
Can I draft for example, say, one thousand ducks with a single pick? No. 1 animal per pick 😂
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Post by sandylea on May 22, 2020 3:06:35 GMT
I’m in
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 4:09:55 GMT
Sure
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Post by c on May 22, 2020 4:14:40 GMT
If somewhere to pick say a jackrabbit, pheasant and antelope can they play a polymerization card to summon a jackalope?
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Post by System on May 22, 2020 4:33:47 GMT
If somewhere to pick say a jackrabbit, pheasant and antelope can they play a polymerization card to summon a jackalope? No, no fusion dances 😂.
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Post by @admin on May 22, 2020 4:41:34 GMT
I'm in. @exampleman09 prepare to get wrecked.
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Post by c on May 22, 2020 5:38:44 GMT
If it cannot be special summoned could someone just draft the jackalope itself?
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Post by @admin on May 22, 2020 6:04:25 GMT
I haven't seen anyone this enthusiastic about a hybrid animal since John Madden with the turducken.
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Post by c on May 22, 2020 6:14:53 GMT
The jackalope is the ultimate in animals. Tell me this is not the cutest thing to ever exist?  
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Post by System on May 22, 2020 6:16:57 GMT
This isn’t The Asylum.
No crocasaurus’ or MechaSharks or anything of that nature
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Post by Emperor on May 22, 2020 12:33:14 GMT
c's posts in this thread have me rolling. Sure, count me in. I like nature, but I don't watch enough David Attenborough. But neither do you. So I am going to win.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 13:23:03 GMT
Can I draft for example, say, one thousand ducks with a single pick? No. 1 animal per pick 😂 What if they're all the same duck? Like Dolly the Sheep clone army.
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Post by System on May 22, 2020 13:28:26 GMT
No. 1 animal per pick 😂 What if they're all the same duck? Like Dolly the Sheep clone army.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 13:36:30 GMT
What if they're all the same duck? Like Dolly the Sheep clone army. The one true GOAT Walter. > WALTER > WALTER Disney > Walt Disney > Walt Whitman > Walter White (eat it, Heisenberg)
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Post by UT on May 22, 2020 13:36:57 GMT
I feel as if CheeseMan was a direct shoutout to me. So I have to be in.
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Post by Emperor on May 22, 2020 16:48:01 GMT
If a "human" spends almost all of his time in the wild, mingling with fellow animals, and only enters human civilisation once every couple of months to beat up on some jabroni with suplexes and F5s, is he really a human, or an animal that is eligible for this draft?
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Post by System on May 22, 2020 17:28:06 GMT
If a "human" spends almost all of his time in the wild, mingling with fellow animals, and only enters human civilisation once every couple of months to beat up on some jabroni with suplexes and F5s, is he really a human, or an animal that is eligible for this draft?
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 19:40:26 GMT
If a "human" spends almost all of his time in the wild, mingling with fellow animals, and only enters human civilisation once every couple of months to beat up on some jabroni with suplexes and F5s, is he really a human, or an animal that is eligible for this draft? Sounds more like a Beast Incarnate to me, more so than some feeble human.
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Post by Emperor on May 22, 2020 20:15:57 GMT
It's been over two hours and Hotel Mario (who?) is still saying "No".
I get the point, quit it already.
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 21:05:09 GMT
c 's posts in this thread have me rolling. Sure, count me in. I like nature, but I don't watch enough David Attenborough. But neither do you. So I am going to win. I watch an inordinate amount of The Incredible Dr. Pol and Dr. K Exotic Animal Vet. Me and Tater the 3 legged demon cat FTW~! Suck it!
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 21:13:45 GMT
After Dr. Emperor raised an excellent point... Just to confirm: "animals" include Batista & Road Warrior #2, right? EDIT: Also, a specific muppet. Right?
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Post by KING KID on May 22, 2020 21:24:40 GMT
I don't even know, but yes. That's my answer so sign me up.
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Post by RT on May 23, 2020 5:35:38 GMT
This is something new. I’ll join.
EDIT: No dinosaurs? Fuck.
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Post by c on May 23, 2020 7:35:33 GMT
So who will be the first to draft a unicorn and make system lose his mind?
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Post by System on May 23, 2020 9:54:19 GMT
Check out this channel if you need ideas, the inspiration for this thread.
The animal kingdom as an MMO game :lol:
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 12:57:49 GMT
Are snakes not animals anymore!?
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Post by System on May 23, 2020 14:12:15 GMT
Me every time I enter this thread.
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