PW NEWS EPISODE 19

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DUAL AUDIO: Last time around we went back to basics and included the written portion. The hits and views didn't really change, but I did notice a few extra likes and posts from those that normally aren't part of the "party thread" so it seems it's enough to get a few to pay attention to this thing. Hard to capture your curiosity after a dozen dailies, but we'll do our best. It's a one man band afterall. Then again I did way more @ing last show.

JAPANESE LADY AND OTHER DUDES: Favorite Wrestler updates include ASUKA, Samoa Joe (not Roman Reigns), Randy Orton and Hogan. A bit of something for everyone as it captures the entire wrestling section with WOW (Asuka), General (Joe for indy cred), Orton (lame ass WWE) and Hogan (History). And this news program is basically my fanfic anyway, so it covers every forum! Asuka getting a lotta love, but people are really giving Joe his due. Questions surround Hogan, but you can't deny he deserves to be on there somewhere. Higher? Lower? Tell us.

SYSTEM RESTORE: System is really putting forth some effort to put some threads out. Could this be his farewell tour before going back to work and getting corona'd? Please break the Corona-chan tie. @admin vs Blindy needs to just end already. 🤯 needs to learn more in the Dadvice thread. Keep the "life hacks" coming so the kid (not KING KID) survives to adulthood. Everyone living the lifescript(tm) is causing your favorite newscaster to feel like he's being left behind. They didn't include a uterus with my silicone life companion even if I wanted kids.

TORMENTED FANBASE: We'll get to Ben Stiller don't worry, but first those Buffalo Bills. The running jokes of the 90s. And the 90's jokes continued with Waterboy giving Sandler a solid lead. More division in the PW Cinematic Universe as sides continue to be drawn. Very few remain exclusively on "this comedy sucks" but they're out there. Waterboy is certainly way more quotable and relevant than Happy Gilmore, but perhaps not as much as Billy Madison. Do we implement a mercy rule at this point for Ben?

COMING SOON: Look forward to the Kim Possible post in the Cartoon Groovin thread. Gotta get that 🤯 post of the year contender quote going. In the meantime please send UT your best of the decade list for 2000-2009 (I've only been highlighting it all week and change!)... You have to the end of the Sandler/Stiller Massacre. Few entries left, but we could get more than one a day for previously discussed post so don't wait any longer.

RETRACTION: Apparently your boy missed a post when covering a story, so looks like the father to be doesn't want a switch to spoil his boy. He wants a switch to monkey branch from Wife to @aoc. And who can blame him, right? I hope she leaves you a good note. Hopefully something along the lines of "Do you like me? [ ] Yes? [ ] No?"

19 episodes deep. How am I still doing this and why?

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Pitbull mauling a Wounded Poodle

I am not yet tired of PW News.

"Randy Orton is definitely a wrestler"  :lol:

If my brother had submitted a list Hogan would have a first place vote and finished....#25.

I also had no idea there were so many parents on PW.

@ness trying to bullshit a bullshitter with this Kim Possible nonsense. I know it's real because i looked it up last night.

I'm still on the fence about submitting a 2000-2009 movie list. Will probably get one in. But it will be a total rube list. 

Props to Ness for being able to keep his Fast and Furious movies straight. I could never do it.

Fucking hell Ness, you nearly gave me a heart attack with that opening line:

"It is the end of the road for us at PW News..."

You don't use that phrase when it's the weekend, you dolt, you use it when the event in question is coming to an end. Permanently.

You're part of my daily wakeup routine now. What would I do without Ness' voice each morning? Sleep forever? Get fired from my job for turning up late every day despite my office also being my house? Ugh.

Why would Friday be the end of the road anyway? Wouldn't a weekend typically be a more active time for PW in general? I know last weekend was a bit unusual with 🤯 vanishing, but still.

May 30, 2020 10:57:49 GMT Emperor said:

Fucking hell Ness, you nearly gave me a heart attack with that opening line:

"It is the end of the road for us at PW News..."

You don't use that phrase when it's the weekend, you dolt, you use it when the event in question is coming to an end. Permanently.

You're part of my daily wakeup routine now. What would I do without Ness' voice each morning? Sleep forever? Get fired from my job for turning up late every day despite my office also being my house? Ugh.

Why would Friday be the end of the road anyway? Wouldn't a weekend typically be a more active time for PW in general? I know last weekend was a bit unusual with 🤯 vanishing, but still.

Blame work. They have Friday as the last day of the workweek so it's affected me.

I don't work weekends either, but it's sure as hell not the end of the road for my job, as I'm back on Monday.

Back at work tomorrow not that there’s really much to do to celebrate before it’s back to the BS.

Fuck, Wife woke up earlier than expected from the unisom. Thank God for text backup. I might not get to the audio until later or even TOMORROW.

May 30, 2020 15:00:12 GMT 🤯 said:

Fuck, Wife woke up earlier than expected from the unisom. Thank God for text backup. I might not get to the audio until later or even TOMORROW.

Sounds like you're in an abusive relationship my friend. Any household that can't listen to PW News without sneaking into the basement with noise-cancelling headphones does not sound like a health environment.

Then again the first audio recording I did apparently made Wife cry so whose the real monster. We shall INVESTIGATE.

Listening now!

May 30, 2020 1:32:28 GMT Baker said:

"Randy Orton is definitely a wrestler"  :lol:

My favorite line too.

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System getting it outta his System

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I confirm Kim Possible is real. Awaiting @ness's Baker post on it.

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The Spite Monster in me is definitely raging and hating disproportionately on Sandler and his movies purely because of the Stiller shutout and more so because of the Zoolander hate. I honestly don't hate Water Boy like I'm letting on. It's just so, so unacceptable to see Stiller squashed like this and even more unacceptable to see PW hate on Zoolander.

I do love the Water Boy to Forrest Gump parallels.

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2009 had Watchmen - default GOAT comic book super hero movie because it showed titties.

I think it's just @ness being Ohioian that results in his funny pronunciation of words like "Chon".

Inglorious Basterds, and Hans Landa... More GOATs. Don't forget Leo! Oh wait, that was Django. LOL

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A retraction!? Whoa. Apology accepted. Missing a pasted tweet happens to the best of us.

Definitely intend to smash AOC's animal crossing. And I still love you as my AOC gif machine doing hero's work, @ness. Never let the ribs get to you.

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Good night and good luck!

2009 had Watchmen - default GOAT comic book super hero movie because it showed titties.

Does that make Howard the Duck the runner up?

May 30, 2020 16:10:09 GMT Big Pete said:

2009 had Watchmen - default GOAT comic book super hero movie because it showed titties.

Does that make Howard the Duck the runner up?

Not sure if I've ever seen.

Human titties or duck titties?

Pffft

We already know you've google searched it.

Like what you see?

May 30, 2020 16:44:01 GMT Big Pete said:

Pffft

We already know you've google searched it.

Like what you see?

This can't be real.

Is it?

It was acceptable in the 80s...