Coffin Match
Darby Allin vs "All Ego" Ethan Page

IWGP United States Championship
Jon Moxley vs. Karl Anderson

FTW Championship
Brian Cage vs. "Absolute" Ricky Starks

Yuka Sakazaki vs. Penelope Ford

Christian Cage vs. Matt Hardy

Sammy Guevara vs. Wheeler Yuta

.....

I'm pretty hyped that the IWGP US title is being defended on Dynamite again. I'd be shocked if it changed hands, but with rumours that Mox might get written off TV for a while and The Good Brothers/Elite being who they are (and also signed on for NJPW events in the future)....you never know.

I hope the FTW title changes hands too. Make it actually mean something instead of a prop that Brian Cage carries around that nobody ever mentions.

Coffin Match should be cool. Darby Allin will probably die at some point, as usual.

The rest of the card I'm not thrilled about. I like seeing Penelope Ford on my TV but meh.

please cut away from moxley's entrance for a shot of Karl Anderson going "I hate this fxcking song*

The only thing missing from this entrance is Prince Devitt on Bad Luck Fale's shoulders.

Fuck I'm getting chills.

This crowd is wild. WOOOOOOO

Ohh shiiiiit

Moxley and Archer's Texas Deathmatch at Wrestle Kingdom 14 was pretty good. I hope they top it next week.

Archer/Moxley next week. That should be a brutal affair.

I like that Jake Roberts was trying to talk Archer out of it. Not even The Snake wants any of Moxley right now.

I'm really curious what the plan is for the US title going forward. I wonder if it'll become the mid-card title on NJPW Strong eventually.

Holy shit a guy speaking his native language with subtitles. WHAT A CONCEPT!

Ricky Starks' theme is a straight up banger. I love it. Needs to be played more.

Hoping Andrade's search for Death Triangle doesn't end with Lucha Bros turning on PAC and joining El Idolo in some sort of Legado del Sombra faction

Jul 15, 2021 0:21:59 GMT RT said:

Holy shit a guy speaking his native language with subtitles. WHAT A CONCEPT!

Props to the subtitle guy, I certainly couldn't translate and write on live TV that quickly

Jul 15, 2021 0:24:34 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Jul 15, 2021 0:21:59 GMT RT said:

Holy shit a guy speaking his native language with subtitles. WHAT A CONCEPT!

Props to the subtitle guy, I certainly couldn't translate and write on live TV that quickly

It was pre-recorded.

I don't understand why the WWE didn't embrace that. Let their non-English speakers do "EARLIER TODAY" promos that air live or before their matches. Sub title it and let them shine instead of not letting them talk or sticking them with a mouth piece.

Asuka is suffering hard from that especially. She has so much personality and can barely use it when she isn't in the ring.

Rhodes vs. Black should be saved for All Out.

I want Hangman's shirt.

Imagine the crowd reaction when Hangman wins the title.

Jul 15, 2021 0:51:26 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Imagine the crowd reaction when Hangman wins the title.

I can't wait.

Thinking back to those Hardys vs E&C ladder matches and how much they trashed their bodies in them, how crazy is it that all four of them are still wrestling in 2021?

This match is a banger. My expectations were low but holy fuck.

Jul 15, 2021 1:11:02 GMT RT said:

This match is a banger. My expectations were low but holy fuck.

+1; I figured they could both still go but the match would have been the curtain jerker

"She's at the top of the food chain but I'm off the menu" is one of those things that sounded way better in your head

how does m night shyalaman keep getting work

Jul 15, 2021 1:36:37 GMT Michinokudriver said:

how does m night shyalaman keep getting work

They must have liked his work at the end of this year's Oscars.

I didn't mention it earlier but the Omega/Page/Elite/Dark Order segment was fucking amazing.

DARBY ALLIN JUST PULLED A BRET HART

IT'S STIIIIIIING

JFC that one security dude in the corner is massive

Hopefully that hook was sanitized

Ouch.

DARBY ALLIN IS NOT HUMAN

For AEW's first coffin match, that was pretty good.