So fun post on reddit stating the obvious about this new fed.  It will be a alt right backed wrestling fed with a focus on cancelled stars.  They were told Teddy and ADR were not to be used, but Scrull, Ryan, Tessi, Younger, ect are likely to be brought in and showcased.  Wonder if they will dig up Rory Gulak to showcase him as well...

Their big TV deal so far appears to be Rumble which gets most of its traffic now from Parlor and hosting conspiracy crap.  Investors are tech bros, supplement groups, Mike Lindell and Dan Bongino who were sold on this being wrestling meets Fights Club that rallies against woke culture. 

All the buzzwords are on their official site too.  

Where you take back CONTROL.

Where you fight for FREEDOM.

Where you find your PURPOSE.

They mention the a "tumultuous social climate" a focus on "reality"  with fake documentaries to go alongside the cinematic wrestling.  

They are trying to claim there are no bookers and no rules here. 

They also are teasing Trump may be interested in this, a tactic Lindell uses a lot.  

Link here:

www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/szyw6n/spoiler_control_your_narrative_what_it_is

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Everything is setting this up to be an awesome glorious disaster.  

Fed is run by EC3 and is an offshoot of the movie he made Free the Narrative that he is pitched it with.  

They signed Austin Aries.

Hahahahahahahahaha

If they got A-Trouble, for sure they may end up getting Ryback Reeves, his Vegan and stem cell buddy. I think Ryback is pretty much exiled from WWE and AEW and may not be wanted anywhere else but CYN would be right up his alley.

Keep in mind, Spud chose being a member of the RAW creative team over this...

This thing sounds in equal parts terrible, like a joke, and like a terrible joke.

Feb 24, 2022 13:37:22 GMT 🤯 said:

This thing sounds in equal parts terrible, like a joke, and like a terrible joke.

If only it had have existed during PW's prime, imagine all the troll posters congregating in that one area.

Remember that dickwad with the ear piercing who got destroyed by Nattie on Twitter? No? Does anyone? @ness?

I'd shudder to think who'd make a CYN Hall of Fame.

Feb 24, 2022 13:37:22 GMT 🤯 said:

This thing sounds in equal parts terrible, like a joke, and like a terrible joke.

Great summary. I agree.

Will laugh if Patrick Young/Velveteen Dream makes his way to here.

Flip Gordon who is another Austin Aries type probably will make his way to this federation too. Jaxson Ryker as well, that has to be a main priority whenever his 90 days are up. 

Lars Sullivan to be their Brock Lesnar?

Time for Sexy Star to bring sexy back.
Low Ki can come in to set the record on how many times he can leave the company.

This feels like a rib. :stupidl:

Seems like an incredible idea to me, wrestlers need to be able to express their creative freedoms without being controlled by the radical left wing agenda


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The disclaimer before the show looks like something I would have written for an edgy Fan Fic when I was 14

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I wanna see EC3 vs. System in RT 's new edgy fed.

So curious if they invite Rory Gulak to play with them...

EC3's gonna be standing in the ring like Vince at the first WrestleMania, except he's gonna be screaming the 14 words at the top of his lungs while doing a Roman salute.

Feb 25, 2022 0:09:39 GMT Blindy said:

Will laugh if Patrick Young/Velveteen Dream makes his way to here.

Flip Gordon who is another Austin Aries type probably will make his way to this federation too. Jaxson Ryker as well, that has to be a main priority whenever his 90 days are up. 

Still awaiting Jaxson Ryker, he will get the Hollywood Rock treatment in this federation. Maybe you can get Donald Trump Jr to be his manager. 

This feels like the subject of the next Dark Side of the Ring episode.

The TV deal is revealed, CYN will air exclusively on PWTV!!! They launch in april and will be a free ad supported streaming site that currently plans to stream... um... CYN. <.<

PWTV... @admin is EC3's Big Dick Tony. PWbux paying dividends.

It's always a shame when wrestlers you liked turn out to be fuck knuckles. Austin Aries was one of my favourite guys in the glory days of ROH but he gave us that La Reveal Magnifico with Christy Hemme and it's all been downhill from there. Absolutely no one should be giving a platform to a dude who has done the things he's done. I'll console myself with the memories of the P&L moment when he gave Zelina a promise ring. EC3 was a really creative dude who shined in the laissez-faire world of NXT Redemption who's now resorting to Nazi dogwhistling for attention/promotion. Fuck all of these dudes and this cesspool.

I'm absolutely in for a Tessa Blanchard/The Joshi Killer Lina "Rock's Cousin" Fanene shoot fight in CYN.

Waiting to see G Raver sign now. He seems just what they want.

You think Rob Black is mad that Control Your Narrative is stealing the XPW reboot's gimmick of "Fuck Cancel Culture" and booking all the people nobody wants?

I REALLY hope people are documenting the hell out of this fed, as this sounds like the Spinal Tap of wrestling. First show had no chairs for the fans. Also looks like they are running a trucking warehouse. We ran PGW out of one for year and the dimensions are the same. Looks to be about 100 fans. Which is really sad as did that in PGW with not a single named talent and people working for gas basically.

Notes from the show. Audience was 95% white males. Not a good sign. Everyone knows if you run wrestling you WANT the black crowd. No crowd is better than a black crowd. And they tend to be infectious with their enjoyment.

Most over heel ran a gay gimmick. Not sure if it was Effy or not, but this is something he may do just to have fun with nuclear levels of heat.

Aries was the most over wrestler on the show.

Going over a rail Braun kicked a kid in the head.  Looks like he stopped then and there to check on him.

Looks like bare concrete outside, something that many feds consider insanely dangerous after some indy talented died to spots on it.  RIP Daniel Quirk.  He would be in AEW now

The overall quality of wrestling was said to be awful, like what you expect from deathmatch feds. They announced the winners of each match "CONTROLLED THEIR NARRATIVE!!!."

Mar 2, 2022 5:02:24 GMT Blindy said:

Feb 25, 2022 0:09:39 GMT Blindy said:

Will laugh if Patrick Young/Velveteen Dream makes his way to here.

Flip Gordon who is another Austin Aries type probably will make his way to this federation too. Jaxson Ryker as well, that has to be the main priority whenever his 90 days are up. 

Still awaiting Jaxson Ryker, he will get the Hollywood Rock treatment in this federation. Maybe you can get Donald Trump Jr to be his manager. 

Autin Aries looks like Joey Ryan now. :lol: :jumpjacks:

Lol, c sounds like an inverse racist talking about the black fans.

Might be the promotion of the year.

Wrestling needs to go full on Aldi and charge fans for chairs and only get their deposit back when they clean up and take apart the ring.

Mar 6, 2022 20:36:25 GMT @ness said:

Might be the promotion of the year.

Wrestling needs to go full-on Aldi and charge fans for chairs and only get their deposit back when they clean up and take apart the ring.

CYN is already the LOL promotion of the year by a landslide.

Mar 6, 2022 17:50:24 GMT c said:

Going over a rail Braun kicked a kid in the head.  Looks like he stopped then and there to check on him.

It's a high school Nicholas, his former tag team partner. The long term booking is so good, Adam Scherr is controlling his narrative.