Thursday Night

Bengals @ Ravens

Sunday Early

Steelers @ Browns

Bears @ Lions

Chargers @ Packers

Raiders @ Dolphins

Giants @ Commanders

Cowboys @ Panthers

Titans @ Jaguars

Cardinals @ Texans

Sunday Late

Buccaneers @ 49ers

Jets @ Bills

Seahawks @ Rams

Sunday Night

Vikings @ Broncos

Monday Night

Eagles @ Chiefs

This week's slate is bookended by two gigantic games. Tonight we have a showdown in the league's most competitive division, with two Super Bowl contenders licking their wounds after tough losses last week. Cincinatti's resurgency hit a speedbump against the Texans, and they now desperately need this game to avoid falling further behind the playoff spots, while the Ravens lost yet another game they lead by double digits, something that has become a very worrying trend for them over the past couple of seasons. 

On Monday night we have the SB57 rematch between Philadelphia and Kansas City, both teams again sitting as the #1 seeds in their respective conferences despite not yet playing their best football. You know all about the stars in this matchup, but it might be the bad on bad contest that makes the difference - the Chiefs wide receivers have been pretty terrible all year but they might have a chance against the Eagles secondary which has also been much less effective than last season.

I’m really excited for this weeks games. Shit, even SNF looks like it could be fun considering the hot streaks both Denver and Minnesota are currently on.

As for tonight, I’m going with Joe Scheisty.

Ravens got the TD now, but they may be in trouble in the long game, if Andrews misses any time.

Cincinnati’s offense looks completely lost out there tonight.

Now Lamar hurt?! WTF

Now Lamar's in the tent! Ravens top guys getting battered.

Now Burrow has a problem!

Man fuck this game.

If he can't grip the ball, I wonder if maybe he broke a bone or two in his hand?

That could be his season.

Nov 17, 2023 3:01:11 GMT Blindy said:

Bro what?!?!?!?! 

Nov 17, 2023 3:08:38 GMT KING KID said:

Nov 17, 2023 3:01:11 GMT Blindy said:

Bro what?!?!?!?! 

Nov 17, 2023 3:10:11 GMT Blindy said:

Nov 17, 2023 3:08:38 GMT KING KID said:

Bro what?!?!?!?! 

Why you fuck with me for? 😂 

Such a shame about Burrow's injury, that game had great energy in the first half. We come straight back to the narrative when Joe was hampered by the calf injury - why did the Bengals not try harder to improve their backup situation?

Even though the absence of Burrow takes the credibility of this win down a couple of pegs, Baltimore is clearly one of, if not the league's most complete teams. Unfortunately, it sounds like they lost Andrews for the season. Lamar was very efficient tonight and would have had an even bigger night had he not slipped over multiple times, and their defence is awesome. 

it's probably the Steelers who were the biggest winners tonight, they now get DTR this week and Browning next week. They might actually outgain an opponent for once.

Nov 17, 2023 3:12:40 GMT KING KID said:

Nov 17, 2023 3:10:11 GMT Blindy said:

Why you fuck with me for? 😂 

Is there a joke here I'm missing?

Either way I'm just quoting so I can stare at this gif longer.

I officially get the Charissa Thompson joke now.

Good one Blindy. I feel like a boomer.

I think we gotta face the facts. Joe Burrow is injury-prone.

Nov 17, 2023 18:40:43 GMT CM Punk'd said:

I think we gotta face the facts. Joe Burrow is injury-prone.

Yeah and in 10 years when Mahomes has another 2-3 rings, there’ll be some jackasses saying “if Burrow didn’t get injured, Mahomes would only have 2 in his career bc Burrow was his daddy”.

Nov 17, 2023 14:39:17 GMT RT said:

Nov 17, 2023 3:12:40 GMT KING KID said:

Why you fuck with me for? 😂 

Is there a joke here I'm missing?

Either way I'm just quoting so I can stare at this gif longer.

www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2023/11/16/charissa-thompson-controversy-fake-sideline-reports/71608956007/

It's not a huge deal to viewers like us given that halftime report feels sorta generic at best most of the time but Thompson's fellow workforce in the field absolutely got super mad at her for coming out on Barstool and saying she fabricated a lot of her reports when she didn't get a coach. Feels like it made their work tougher to sell to the audience and diminishes the entire job.

Thompson backtracked on it and apologized at least today. But yeah, if you see a lot of tweets or what not with "Per Charissa Thompson" now you know. It's meant as a fabrication. Much like the Chris Broussard "MULTIPLE SORCES" meme for NBA.

Joe Burrow done for the season according to Rappaport.

Jake Browning and Joe Flacco/Dorian Thompson-Robinson are your Ohio QBs the rest of the way through. 

It's Joever.

Torn ligament on his wrist ouch such a bummer big loss for the Bengals obvious.

I’m facing @admin this week and I hope he annihilates me. His team is pretty much identical to my big money team.

Justin Fields
Sun God
Dalton Kincaid

Those are 3 of my focal points to my fantasy team that also has DJ Moore, K9, Warren and Bijan.

Hope he wins it all in PW because that should help me win it all.

If Davante Adams joins Aaron Rodgers and the Jets next season, do they become your #2 team for one season only UT? How would you feel about them? Would you be cheering for them to succeed or just dislike them for not being on the Packers? Serious question too. Just wondering how your feeling would be to those two guys who were a big part of your football fandom life.

Why is Rapaport going after Williams on Twitter? Seemed really out of left field and unlike him.

Anyway, game day for the Texans. Stroud has asked the fans to show up and fill the stadium today. Really hope they do.

The Browns should've gotten a safety there.

It definitely looked like Cleveland should have gotten a safety on that. Both plays actually.

I guess we'll have to see how the final score is affected by that.

Slow start from the Texans. Give up a touchdown in three plays and then an offensive drive ends with a fourth and short failure. Texans may have to score a lot of points to win this one. Murray looks in the mood.

Jared Goff got lucky it will be his third pick possible pick 6 if Johnson catch the ball

Bad pick thrown by Stroud in the end zone. He had been cooking Cardinals up to that point.