Post by RT on Jun 8, 2024 2:42:29 GMT
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It’s election night in America. As Donald Trump celebrates his win as the new President of the United States of America, he is swiftly arrested for [ redacted ]. Over the coming days, Trump announces that if he is going down, he’s taking everyone with him. In the days that followed the election, Trump is denied parole and decides to blow the whistle on all of his friends in power. One of those friends (or former friends as of this writing), Vince McMahon, was arrested on various charges. Trump claimed that he had dirt on the former WWE Chairman and CEO and quietly released information about his friend to the police. Whatever evidence he had was enough to have McMahon brought in. Overnight, FBI raided McMahon’s house and found a treasure trove of media that implicated dozens of current and former WWE wrestlers in various crimes. Christmas night, many of these wrestlers was arrested and denied bail based on the evidence found in McMahon’s home. The following week, information was leaked to the press that a 90 year old judge in Florida was shown various clips from WWE programming and didn’t realize that the shows were television drama and thought the crimes of the WWE wrestlers were real. The judge and a complicit DA trying to get his numbers up before reelection brought three dozen current and former WWE Superstars to arraignment and formally charged them with the crimes that they had only acted out on TV. No argument could convince the sitting judge, who should have retired 20 years earlier, that he was wrong and he denied them all bail and locked them up together in a local penitentiary until their trial in 2025. Meanwhile, having gotten word that Monday Night Raw would be presenting a TV MA show on Netflix, NBC wanted to get in on that action. Smackdown, not to be outdone by Raw, would be adding a third hour of broadcasting this January to it’s lineup. USA announced that it would be reviving it’s USA Up All Night broadcasting in 2025 and would be head up with a third hour of Smackdown titled Smackdown Lockdown. One of the competitors was already locked up (Nailz) and one of the competitors thought it was a reality show they were auditioning for (R-Truth). Click the links to see the crimes that the wrestlers were charged with:
Parole on a Pole Match
Donald Trump versus Vince McMahon
WWE Cell Block Championship
(c) Ric Flair v Ted Dibiase
The winner will carry the prestigious WWE Cell Block Championship. The loser will carry the winner’s outturned pocket showing total submission.
Head of the Yard Ladder Match
Rey Mysterio v Eddie Guerrero v Dominik Mysterio
San Quentin Street Fight
The Brothers of Destruction versus The Outsiders
Rehabilitation Chamber Match
Bobby Lashley v Chris Jericho v R-Truth v The Godfather v Rikishi v Carlito w/ Jesus
(Winner gets bail | losers get 30 days solitary confinement)
Infirmary Match
Big Boss Man versus Nailz
(Match doesn’t end until one man goes to the Infirmary)
The Kid
1. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
2. Mick Foley
3. MJF
4. Bray Wyatt
5. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
6. Jeff Hardy
7. Jey Uso
8. Bubba Ray Dudley
9. D-Von Dudley
10. Alexa Bliss
11. Lita
12. Matt Hardy
13. Jimmy Uso
14. Naomi
15. Bo Dallas
16. The Ultimate Warrior
17. Jeff Jarrett
18. Ryback
19. Cesaro
20. Chris Benoit
It’s election night in America. As Donald Trump celebrates his win as the new President of the United States of America, he is swiftly arrested for [ redacted ]. Over the coming days, Trump announces that if he is going down, he’s taking everyone with him. In the days that followed the election, Trump is denied parole and decides to blow the whistle on all of his friends in power. One of those friends (or former friends as of this writing), Vince McMahon, was arrested on various charges. Trump claimed that he had dirt on the former WWE Chairman and CEO and quietly released information about his friend to the police. Whatever evidence he had was enough to have McMahon brought in. Overnight, FBI raided McMahon’s house and found a treasure trove of media that implicated dozens of current and former WWE wrestlers in various crimes. Christmas night, many of these wrestlers was arrested and denied bail based on the evidence found in McMahon’s home. The following week, information was leaked to the press that a 90 year old judge in Florida was shown various clips from WWE programming and didn’t realize that the shows were television drama and thought the crimes of the WWE wrestlers were real. The judge and a complicit DA trying to get his numbers up before reelection brought three dozen current and former WWE Superstars to arraignment and formally charged them with the crimes that they had only acted out on TV. No argument could convince the sitting judge, who should have retired 20 years earlier, that he was wrong and he denied them all bail and locked them up together in a local penitentiary until their trial in 2025. Meanwhile, having gotten word that Monday Night Raw would be presenting a TV MA show on Netflix, NBC wanted to get in on that action. Smackdown, not to be outdone by Raw, would be adding a third hour of broadcasting this January to it’s lineup. USA announced that it would be reviving it’s USA Up All Night broadcasting in 2025 and would be head up with a third hour of Smackdown titled Smackdown Lockdown. One of the competitors was already locked up (Nailz) and one of the competitors thought it was a reality show they were auditioning for (R-Truth). Click the links to see the crimes that the wrestlers were charged with:
Parole on a Pole Match
Donald Trump versus Vince McMahon
WWE Cell Block Championship
(c) Ric Flair v Ted Dibiase
The winner will carry the prestigious WWE Cell Block Championship. The loser will carry the winner’s outturned pocket showing total submission.
Head of the Yard Ladder Match
Rey Mysterio v Eddie Guerrero v Dominik Mysterio
San Quentin Street Fight
The Brothers of Destruction versus The Outsiders
Rehabilitation Chamber Match
Bobby Lashley v Chris Jericho v R-Truth v The Godfather v Rikishi v Carlito w/ Jesus
(Winner gets bail | losers get 30 days solitary confinement)
Infirmary Match
Big Boss Man versus Nailz
(Match doesn’t end until one man goes to the Infirmary)
The Kid
1. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
2. Mick Foley
3. MJF
4. Bray Wyatt
5. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
6. Jeff Hardy
7. Jey Uso
8. Bubba Ray Dudley
9. D-Von Dudley
10. Alexa Bliss
11. Lita
12. Matt Hardy
13. Jimmy Uso
14. Naomi
15. Bo Dallas
16. The Ultimate Warrior
17. Jeff Jarrett
18. Ryback
19. Cesaro
20. Chris Benoit
