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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 23:58:11 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 18 (17:11)
Words for those that don't wanna listen. Consider it the 90 minute Hulu version of the 3 hour Raw. For those that enjoy the full experience the audio is available with the usual serenading goodness. Different experiences either way!
PW IS SEX POSITIVE: We can damn sure report that Lony is in fact having sex on the regular. We recently learned in the "I Miss Comics" thread that his activity or lack of can be traced to his role as an essential worker, but also being the other half of a boyfriend/girlfriend combo (he plays the boyfriend) with a single mother of 2. He may not be the father, but if things continue he may be like Sonya Deville and become the daddy. Speaking of Dads... lots of them on PW including Lionheart surprisingly. RagnarokMike if he can do it... so can you my friend.
UNDISPUTED ERA: The James Gang could be reforming as we have 151 members, which includes an old WOW staple in undisputed. Complete with classic Mickie avatar! It's amazing how old users find ways to return, even if just to say howdy doody. Still don't think we've heard from monsoon though.
HOW RUDE: Baker makes a case for Rick Rude being in YOUR top 50 despite not making his. Best neckbreaker since Summerslam 97.
SAFETY IN NUMBERS: Looks like the mods are failing us because once again a spammer has joined our ranks and offered us cheap deals on fake passports. Guess it would make sense seeing as it is a forum based on a fake sport. They are wising up and placing their ads in more than just History at least. System is going back to work in a little while, so those down under should make their way to his place of business and join the boomer fucks and have a drink. I'm sure everything will go without a hiccup, so he'll have plenty of time to shoot the shit with ya.
DRAFT NEWZ: Animal Warfare teams are being selected and since he didn't mention it, please include the type of animal you're drafting. Don't just say dog like a braindead retard. And don't draft spiders. Or post their pictures. Unless you're KING KID drafting public enemy #1.
DADDY'S LITTLE MONSTER: 🤯 has set the stage for you to give advice on raising the next generation of poster. He is being told to lie to his kids because "honesty is the best policy", but has that ever really been the case? It's okay buddy, it'll be alright if you just admit you did it. We know it was you, so just admit it. COPS WANT CONFESSION EVEN WITH EVIDENCE. GIVE THEM NOTHING BOY!
THAT VERONICA VAUGHN: Billy Madison makes an appearance, but the Anti-Zoolander Squad come from under their rock to let us know they're still a thing. #6, and yet it sucks. Stiller is pretty much out of it. 2008 will feature Step Brothers, The Dark Knight & Iron Man. At least 2 better make your top 10 films of the decade. Or else no more 🤯 likes! Don't come crying when he leaves because you broke the rules.
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Post by Baker on May 29, 2020 0:18:47 GMT
@ness going to the old sex=ratings playbook. I think I might have to become a Lionheart supporter. Imagine being the butt monkey of PW. Sad. Favorite Wrestler Countdown will be updated today. You can't leave. How will the rest of us know what is going on without PW News? My likes are way down as well. I'm just saying... lol @ Ohio only makes teams with colors. The Browns are terrible and were my #1 in that countdown. The Reds are bad as well. The Dark Knight will probably make my Top 5. That guy's name is Christian Bale.
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Post by Foos on May 29, 2020 1:24:29 GMT
Thanks for the written word Nesticle! Being friends with Lony on Facebook (and I guess real life, you were at my house!) I've been able to follow his exploits with his new lady friend. Atta boy Lony, atta boy.
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Post by Lony on May 29, 2020 1:43:57 GMT
See @ness, it's a real person, not silicone like yours.
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Post by RagnarokMike on May 29, 2020 2:17:46 GMT
I'm good these days...found a little mortuary down the street with a back door that doesn't lock.
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Post by 🤯 on May 29, 2020 2:49:46 GMT
I'm good these days...found a little mortuary down the street with a back door that doesn't lock. Even RagnarokMike pounding more human flesh than @ness these days!
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Post by iNCY on May 29, 2020 5:06:10 GMT
I'm good these days...found a little mortuary down the street with a back door that doesn't lock. I am sure there is a joke about stiffs and back doors there to be made
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 6:00:36 GMT
I’m glad the news brought the Billy Madison hate to my attention.
It’s my favourite film ever.
Surely there is some sort of logic with bots and they’d know to advertise useful products at the moment? A real passport is just as useful as a real passport atm.
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Post by 🤯 on May 29, 2020 12:29:10 GMT
Still listening to the audio broadcast because... @ness got me hooked on that sweet sweet aural syrup! Mentions of Howard and HilaryFan has my memory churning to remember old usernames. Like @brokenlamp! Also, was HF a fan of Duff or Clinton? Maybe this weekend I'll pick another victim for the next Tsunami Like Notification Inundation. Ohio SUCKS! True. Stiller is DONE. Sad. - - - @ness, it's too late. iron maiden's advice was so good I've already started drawing purple dots on Wife's stomach in preparation for a lifetime of lying. Which comic book movie had a greater pop culture influence? Batman Begins or Iron Man? Just as I was chuckling about Finding Amanda documentary... You go and no-no with that comment on Wall-E. @ness... Did you not see what System posted!? AOC is on Switch playing Animal Horizons!!! How did PW News reporters miss that!?!?!?
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 12:37:23 GMT
Still listening to the audio broadcast because... @ness got me hooked on that sweet sweet aural syrup! Mentions of Howard and HilaryFan has my memory churning to remember old usernames. Like @brokenlamp! Also, was HF a fan of Duff or Clinton? Maybe this weekend I'll pick another victim for the next Tsunami Like Notification Inundation. Ohio SUCKS! True. Stiller is DONE. Sad. - - - @ness, it's too late. iron maiden's advice was so good I've already started drawing purple dots on Wife's stomach in preparation for a lifetime of lying. Which comic book movie had a greater pop culture influence? Batman Begins or Iron Man? Just as I was chuckling about Finding Amanda documentary... You go and no-no with that comment on Wall-E. @ness... Did you not see what System posted!? AOC is on Switch playing Animal Horizons!!! How did PW News reporters miss that!?!?!? Right? Totally omitted that from the reasoning for buying a Switch. I thought PW News was objective, not that they have an anti-AOC agenda. #NessGate
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Post by 🤯 on May 29, 2020 12:47:59 GMT
Still listening to the audio broadcast because... @ness got me hooked on that sweet sweet aural syrup! Mentions of Howard and HilaryFan has my memory churning to remember old usernames. Like @brokenlamp! Also, was HF a fan of Duff or Clinton? Maybe this weekend I'll pick another victim for the next Tsunami Like Notification Inundation. Ohio SUCKS! True. Stiller is DONE. Sad. - - - @ness, it's too late. iron maiden's advice was so good I've already started drawing purple dots on Wife's stomach in preparation for a lifetime of lying. Which comic book movie had a greater pop culture influence? Batman Begins or Iron Man? Just as I was chuckling about Finding Amanda documentary... You go and no-no with that comment on Wall-E. @ness... Did you not see what System posted!? AOC is on Switch playing Animal Horizons!!! How did PW News reporters miss that!?!?!? Right? Totally omitted that from the reasoning for buying a Switch. I thought PW News was objective, not that they have an anti-AOC agenda. #NessGate Totally agreed. I'll give @ness ONE pass, since even Walter "The Cronk" Cronkite had off days here and there. But when it comes to my AOC, it's a one warning ballgame bucco!
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 14:23:37 GMT
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 15:07:40 GMT
🤯 HilaryFan was a fan of Hilary Duff, not Hillary Clinton.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2020 15:38:07 GMT
🤯 HilaryFan was a fan of Hilary Duff, not Hillary Clinton. Has this been proven? We came to proboards in 17, a year after her defeat. Maybe he's just too embarrassed to show his face round dez parts.
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 15:49:35 GMT
🤯 HilaryFan was a fan of Hilary Duff, not Hillary Clinton. Has this been proven? We came to proboards in 17, a year after her defeat. Maybe he's just too embarrassed to show his face round dez parts. One of his avatars being a picture of Hilary Duff seemed to be a good indication & Hillary Clinton is with two Ls unlike Hilary Duff.
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Post by 🤯 on May 29, 2020 15:54:28 GMT
Has this been proven? We came to proboards in 17, a year after her defeat. Maybe he's just too embarrassed to show his face round dez parts. One of his avatars being a picture of Hilary Duff seemed to be a good indication & Hillary Clinton is with two Ls unlike Hilary Duff. To be fair, I couldn't remember if it was HilaryFan or HillaryFan. I also had no idea there were different amounts of L's between Duff and Clinton. :$
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2020 16:52:54 GMT
Plus I think he's Australian so I doubt he can spell it right, always abbreviations so what's an l or two?
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Post by System on May 29, 2020 18:09:30 GMT
Plus I think he's Australian so I doubt he can spell it right, always abbreviations so what's an l or two? I’m deeply offended by these off colour dishonourable comments.
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