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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 17:36:50 GMT
Checked my notifications thinking someone commented on one of my threads or Pi is active only to be hit with these baseless allegations. Did I put you in the wrong camp?
I 'assumed' your post 'Zoolander is a backyard vanity project for marks.' put you firmly in the con category. No matter. Best not to be allied with the losing side.
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Post by Emperor on May 22, 2020 18:21:11 GMT
I'm quite happy to be on the same side as the Divas of Destruction.
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Post by Rogue on May 22, 2020 18:53:35 GMT
Make it so. I'd even break out one of my old Owen Wilson banners in celebration. 
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Post by UT on May 22, 2020 19:09:55 GMT
I'm quite happy to be on the same side as the Divas of Destruction. Pretty sure I beat them once. More like Divas of Disappointment.
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Post by Rogue on May 22, 2020 19:25:44 GMT
I'm quite happy to be on the same side as the Divas of Destruction. Pretty sure I beat them once. More like Divas of Disappointment. Oh that's good, that's real good. Let me think about changing our team name to that. Oh wait, that'll be a no. Funny I don't remember you beating us, weird how that works ...
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Post by Emperor on May 22, 2020 19:31:38 GMT
Why is Lionheart our manager anyway? He hates Forrest Gump almost as much as PB and his opinion on Zoolander is questionable. You're setting us up for a heel turn, iron maiden. Drop him before it's too late.
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 19:33:14 GMT
Okay he can be the guest time keeper and PB can be the guest ring announcer.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 19:37:37 GMT
I need to know if Big Pete is with us on Team Zoolander. If so, we can emulate the Dudley Boyz and 3D Team No Taste (TNT?) through Table 19!
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Post by UT on May 22, 2020 19:45:52 GMT
Pretty sure I beat them once. More like Divas of Disappointment. Oh that's good, that's real good. Let me think about changing our team name to that. Oh wait, that'll be a no.  Funny I don't remember you beating us, weird how that works ... Weird how old age works? It’s actually pretty common. Boom!
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Post by Rogue on May 22, 2020 19:50:55 GMT
Oh that's good, that's real good. Let me think about changing our team name to that. Oh wait, that'll be a no. Funny I don't remember you beating us, weird how that works ... Weird how old age works? It’s actually pretty common. Boom! Ah, an age joke. How original. I guess you couldn't think of anything else, how sad. That's okay, I'll remember that, my memory is perfectly fine for the things that actually happened. What's that? Oh yeah 
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2020 19:54:16 GMT
If more than me likes Zoolander still trying to figure out why it's so low. Guess my wife will have to start "submitting" one too. :ness:
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 20:08:38 GMT
If more than me likes Zoolander still trying to figure out why it's so low. Guess my wife will have to start "submitting" one too. :ness: That's what my " Wife" did. (Although I'm still upset she only had it at #7 on her list.)
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 20:41:05 GMT
If more than me likes Zoolander still trying to figure out why it's so low. Guess my wife will have to start "submitting" one too.  Psst...we're on the same team. 
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Post by PB on May 22, 2020 21:06:55 GMT
Hey, Zoolander made my list. It’s very funny. Hence way better than Forrest Gump.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 21:12:53 GMT
Plum Bum is fighting to separate wars. Definitely playing up the enemy of my enemy is my friend angle. Complex plot indeed!
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 21:42:15 GMT
PB has graduated to guest referee.
I don't remember UT beating us either so it must be delusions of grandeur.
Also, the Longest Yard didn't make my list. I prefer the original.
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Post by bodyslam on May 22, 2020 22:49:08 GMT
Longest Yard was my #10. Its good not great but better than Zoolander.
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 22:57:02 GMT
Longest Yard was my #10. Its good not great but better than Zoolander. Et tu bodyslam?
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Post by Rogue on May 22, 2020 23:02:19 GMT
I literally just rewatched Zoolander.
I should have put it higher than Number 10, I forgot how damn funny it actually is.
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Post by Baker on May 22, 2020 23:02:47 GMT
I only saw clips of Zoolander. Looks terrible though. Pretty sure I would hate it. So I will proudly be on the anti-Zoolander squad. Never saw either version of The Longest Yard.
As far as the team thing goes, I am willing to grit my teeth and team with fans of Dodgeball, Office Space, and Trainspotting. But I flat out refuse to team with Forrest Gump-hating monsters. That is simply a bridge I am not willing to cross.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2020 23:03:38 GMT
I want to put all the anti-zoolanders on ignore, but that's like 80% of the posters. Fucking hell. I'm living in bizarro land.
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Post by iron maiden on May 22, 2020 23:04:59 GMT
I want to put all the anti-zoolanders on ignore, but that's like 80% of the posters. Fucking hell. I'm living in bizarro land. Based on this thread it's actually pretty even.
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Post by Rogue on May 22, 2020 23:09:31 GMT
Who knew it would be Zoolander that would divide the forum this way.
Not me.
Edit: Is it too late to mention I love Forrest Gump?
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2020 23:15:04 GMT
I want to put all the anti-zoolanders on ignore, but that's like 80% of the posters. Fucking hell. I'm living in bizarro land. Based on this thread it's actually pretty even. Just seems like every time I come back to new posts a new one has come out of hiding. Make it stop. Also just realized we don't have the cry smilie.
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Post by Baker on May 22, 2020 23:27:10 GMT
Edit: Is it too late to mention I love Forrest Gump? It is never too late to mention you love Forrest Gump. Though I just take it for granted that everyone loves Forrest Gump until proven otherwise. Then I shake my head while a single, solitary tear trickles down my face.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 23:35:47 GMT
It might be 50/50 but man it seems the haters are super vocal. Feels almost like their hatred is rooted in some deep insecurity issue? Maybe they're just jealous of us really really really good looking people.
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Post by bodyslam on May 22, 2020 23:37:01 GMT
Longest Yard was my #10. Its good not great but better than Zoolander. Et tu bodyslam ?
Me too. I tried watching but could not get into it.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2020 23:37:47 GMT
It might be 50/50 but man it seems the haters are super vocal. Feels almost like their hatred is rooted in some deep insecurity issue? Maybe they're just jealous of us really really really good looking people. 
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Post by Baker on May 22, 2020 23:39:10 GMT
IM: Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put any logical thought into your post.
Baker: Oh, yeah. I’m sorry about that. I, I forgot.
IM: Yeah. You see, we’re putting logical thought into all posts now before they get posted. Did you see the memo about this?
Baker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve got the memo right here, but, uh, uh, I just forgot. But, uh, there’s no problem.
IM: Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And uh, I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mmmm, Ok?
See, you misunderstood why I thought this post was amusing. It's not because of any mediocre Office Space dialogue, but because it parodies my propensity for spamming my posts with conversations just like the one you wrote. Wouldn't have been funny at all if you had done it to any other poster here. Wait, the dumb cringe-inducing movie for me is Napolean Dynamite. Agreed. And was starting to worry about all this agreeing with Lionheart. "Maybe I AM getting it all wrong after all?" I thought. But then he went anti-Dumb & Dumber and I once again felt secure in my opinions. Never go anti-Dumb & Dumber. Office Space, as good as it was/is, 8 think probably resonates so much more once you have that corporate drone experience under your belt for a few years. The Office is way too lighthearted about that miserable existence. I literally thought the complete opposite while at work this morning. The Office (US), in addition to being ACTUALLY FUNNY, also does a much better job of capturing and skewering office culture. I noticed my anti-Office Space rant has 0 likes :lol: Not even 🤯 liked that one! Sad.
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 23:39:25 GMT
It might be 50/50 but man it seems the haters are super vocal. Feels almost like their hatred is rooted in some deep insecurity issue? Maybe they're just jealous of us really really really good looking people. I mean, I did work in mining... ⚒💪
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