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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 23:41:41 GMT
IM: Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put any logical thought into your post.
Baker: Oh, yeah. I’m sorry about that. I, I forgot.
IM: Yeah. You see, we’re putting logical thought into all posts now before they get posted. Did you see the memo about this?
Baker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve got the memo right here, but, uh, uh, I just forgot. But, uh, there’s no problem.
IM: Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And uh, I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mmmm, Ok?
See, you misunderstood why I thought this post was amusing. It's not because of any mediocre Office Space dialogue, but because it parodies my propensity for spamming my posts with conversations just like the one you wrote. Wouldn't have been funny at all if you had done it to any other poster here. Wait, the dumb cringe-inducing movie for me is Napolean Dynamite. Agreed. And was starting to worry about all this agreeing with Lionheart. "Maybe I AM getting it all wrong after all?" I thought. But then he went anti-Dumb & Dumber and I once again felt secure in my opinions. Never go anti-Dumb & Dumber. Office Space, as good as it was/is, 8 think probably resonates so much more once you have that corporate drone experience under your belt for a few years. The Office is way too lighthearted about that miserable existence. I literally thought the complete opposite while at work this morning. The Office (US), in addition to being ACTUALLY FUNNY, also does a much better job of capturing and skewering office culture. I noticed my anti-Office Space rant has 0 likes :lol: Not even 🤯 liked that one! Sad. I'd kill for The Office corporate culture in exchange for the Office Space corporate culture I've mostly got where I'm at. Also... Can't like half the posts in this thread since the Zoolander reveal. This shit feels like 1861 America, tearing everything apart and pitting brother against brother!
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Post by 🤯 on May 22, 2020 23:46:52 GMT
OK, I liked it. Who am I kidding? Baker-man is perhaps the one person I'll never level my musket at, no matter how dissenting our opinions might be on a topic. I LOVE YOU, BRUDDA!!!
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Post by Baker on May 23, 2020 0:16:36 GMT
OK, I liked it. Who am I kidding? Baker -man is perhaps the one person I'll never level my musket at, no matter how dissenting our opinions might be on a topic. I LOVE YOU, BRUDDA!!! :love:
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Post by UT on May 23, 2020 0:39:25 GMT
I mean, I did work in mining... ⚒💪 Being a member of a Village People cover band does not mean you were a miner once.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 0:53:53 GMT
I mean, I did work in mining... ⚒💪 Being a member of a Village People cover band does not mean you were a miner once. But it does mean I was a butt miner... Many times!
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Post by Lony on May 23, 2020 0:56:36 GMT
If more than me likes Zoolander still trying to figure out why it's so low. Guess my wife will have to start "submitting" one too. :ness: blow-up dolls from Japan don't count as a Wife.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 1:14:22 GMT
If more than me likes Zoolander still trying to figure out why it's so low. Guess my wife will have to start "submitting" one too. :ness: blow-up dolls from Japan don't count as a Wife. I'm pretty sure you can't inflate silicone. Right, @ness? Anyone remember vendrell talking carving out pickles to fuck them? 🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 1:16:03 GMT
Yeah, what kinda idiot would pay 3k for a balloon with a wig? Sounds more like something someone who hates Zoolander would do.
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Post by RT on May 23, 2020 5:32:53 GMT
Jesus I spend one night away from PW and World War 3 breaks out.
Honestly I’m not surprised.
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Post by RagnarokMike on May 23, 2020 6:05:06 GMT
Rather than arguing whether Zoolander sucks or not, can't we just agree that it obviously does and move on?
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Post by iNCY on May 23, 2020 8:35:30 GMT
blow-up dolls from Japan don't count as a Wife. I'm pretty sure you can't inflate silicone. Right, @ness? Anyone remember vendrell talking carving out pickles to fuck them? 🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒 Means an epicly small penis, that's what I could never get past
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:34:51 GMT
Meh X-Pac heat is the wrestling argument version of pseudo intellectual. He's had to heard of it. Heat? Like that Al Pacino movie? Or do you mean the BASTARD Pac has a lot of heat? What do you mean by X-Pac? Was Pac in the TNA X division at one point with Crow Sting?
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:36:38 GMT
Office Space, as good as it was/is, 8 think probably resonates so much more once you have that corporate drone experience under your belt for a few years. What do you mean by 8? I coincidentally just watched a video for a song called 8. Did you mean this?
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:43:35 GMT
That would be one of the most epic dual heel stable battles in wrestling history. I always feel like heel versus heel matches are quite under-appreciated and too rare of a thing. The fatal mistake both teams made is trusting the two biggest heel Forrest Gump haters to lead them, and PB and I would end up betraying everyone and forming an alliance out of our sheer hatred for Gump with superkicks had for all. After some really good promos and a few PW Captain America: Civil War scraps of course.
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:50:57 GMT
Longest Yard was a good humorous movie. The guest stars (particularly Khali) were cool and his scenes were implemented well to both fuel the story and add a lot of humor in. From what I recall, Sandler did a really good job in it.
I would certainly watch it again if it were on or somebody wanted to. A far cry from an excellent film though.
Never heard of the original.
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Post by System on May 23, 2020 11:53:36 GMT
blow-up dolls from Japan don't count as a Wife. I'm pretty sure you can't inflate silicone. Right, @ness? Anyone remember vendrell talking carving out pickles to fuck them? 🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒 That and having sex dreams about his mother and all sorts of weird stuff that would have came across as creepy as hell if he wasn’t so entertaining 😂
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:54:19 GMT
The toilet store line will stay with me forever and will eternally be my go-to anti-humor joke to break the ice. What is this line? I am glad you asked! Watching it again, it is done a lot better than I remember and the short awkward silence followed by the cut is perfect. What a genius film.
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Post by Lionheart on May 23, 2020 11:56:40 GMT
Wait, were we even talking about Anchorman? Did I mix up two movies? Whatever. Great line~!1!!1
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 12:20:23 GMT
Office Space, as good as it was/is, 8 think probably resonates so much more once you have that corporate drone experience under your belt for a few years. What do you mean by 8? I coincidentally just watched a video for a song called 8. Did you mean this? LOL, autocorrect. Should've been I?
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Post by Emperor on May 23, 2020 12:48:06 GMT
So, Lionheart says Dodgeball is fucking hilarious and he loves that toilet store line, it's his favourite anti-humour joke. I express an interest in this line and ask to witness it. Lionheart shows me a line from Anchorman, a line that isn't funny in the slightest. You got very little right there, but you were correct on one point. It is anti-humour.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 13:02:52 GMT
So, Lionheart says Dodgeball is fucking hilarious and he loves that toilet store line, it's his favourite anti-humour joke. I express an interest in this line and ask to witness it. Lionheart shows me a line from Anchorman, a line that isn't funny in the slightest. You got very little right there, but you were correct on one point. It is anti-humour. Or, you thought it was anti-humor because it is actually a pseudo-intellectual parody post that is masquerading as a dumb post whilst really being an incredibly intelligent commentary on dumb pseudo posts so that, if you're not in on it, then it just feels like the dumbest of all dumb posts.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 13:17:27 GMT
Ya know all this "PW has no taste" hating on great movies makes sense why there was such a meh vibe to the idea of a Sandler countdown. Oddly enough the hate is directed at someone else, but the fact that Billy Madison didn't even make it to the 90s SNL countdown should've been my giveaway that I would not enjoy the results going into something like this. I hope that changes as I'm losing faith in my PW brethren.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 13:25:22 GMT
Ya know all this "PW has no taste" hating on great movies makes sense why there was such a meh vibe to the idea of a Sandler countdown. Oddly enough the hate is directed at someone else, but the fact that Billy Madison didn't even make it to the 90s SNL countdown should've been my giveaway that I would not enjoy the results going into something like this. I hope that changes as I'm losing faith in my PW brethren. The signs have been there all along for a long time, but I guess I didn't want to believe the ugly truth? Kinda like how you probably could've called we were headed for the American Civil War throughout at minimum the 1840s and 1850s Either that, or this is the most subtly planned long con ever.* (*still praying this is all just a work/rib)
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 13:28:33 GMT
Ya know all this "PW has no taste" hating on great movies makes sense why there was such a meh vibe to the idea of a Sandler countdown. Oddly enough the hate is directed at someone else, but the fact that Billy Madison didn't even make it to the 90s SNL countdown should've been my giveaway that I would not enjoy the results going into something like this. I hope that changes as I'm losing faith in my PW brethren. The signs have been there all along for a long time, but I guess I didn't want to believe the ugly truth? Kinda like how you probably could've called we were headed for the American Civil War throughout at minimum the 1840s and 1850s Either that, or this is the most subtly planned long con ever.* (*still praying this is all just a work/rib) Has to be. How long has lt and ut been bickering over Scream and suddenly they're on the same side?
Wait... lt, ut... could they be the same person? Is ut an imposter since lt is claimed to be the real one?
So many sides to PW.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 13:31:30 GMT
The signs have been there all along for a long time, but I guess I didn't want to believe the ugly truth? Kinda like how you probably could've called we were headed for the American Civil War throughout at minimum the 1840s and 1850s Either that, or this is the most subtly planned long con ever.* (*still praying this is all just a work/rib) Has to be. How long has lt and ut been bickering over Scream and suddenly they're on the same side? Wait... lt, ut... could they be the same person? Is ut an imposter since lt is claimed to be the real one? So many sides to PW.
Stop using lower case! Took me a figurative hour to figure out It was lt.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 13:32:37 GMT
Has to be. How long has lt and ut been bickering over Scream and suddenly they're on the same side? Wait... lt, ut... could they be the same person? Is ut an imposter since lt is claimed to be the real one? So many sides to PW.
Stop using lower case! Took me a figurative hour to figure out It was lt. and UT are in cohoots. You might even say they're down-right hostile.
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Post by sandylea on May 23, 2020 13:33:14 GMT
At risk at dividing this conversation further.
Zoolander sucks. The longest Yard is awesome.
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 13:40:05 GMT
At risk at dividing this conversation further. Zoolander sucks. The longest Yard is awesome. Fuck, nooooo... I thought sandylea would've been one of the good ones! What a CRUSHING morning. 
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 13:45:03 GMT
iron maiden says it was 50/50 but I'm not so sure. To quote from Zoolander oddly enough...
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Post by 🤯 on May 23, 2020 13:49:16 GMT
iron maiden says it was 50/50 but I'm not so sure. To quote from Zoolander oddly enough... I quote this even more than I quote "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" line, regardless of whether I'm bleeding or not.
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