Kanpai, bitches!

Sit down and take a seat... Or don't, I don't really fucking care.

I don't care about a whole lot really and I don't want you mucking up my thread with your sunshine, hippie gumdrop bullshit.

This is a non-safe space for you to bitch about anything except your job (whole other thread for that), but everything else is fair game. Well, almost everything...


Thread Rules:
1. No personal attacks or other dickish behavior. Negativity doesn't equal ad hominem. So keep that shit out of here, jabronies!
2. No compliments.
3. No soliciting.
4. No hugging trees.
5. I forgot what 5 was for...

I hate pitbulls and anyone who owns one. The world would be better off with them extinct.

The dogs or the owners? Yes.

I really, really, REALLY hate Jesse Eisenberg. Have I talked about this on here before? Probably have but I'm gonna bitch about it on here anyways.

I don't know why. Maybe it's his smug looking face? The "know-it-all" roles he plays? Getting a girl in any movie where 10/10 she's out of that nerd's league? Or maybe (just maybe) he brutally murdered some of my ancestors in a past life?

Who knows. But at the sight of his very face, my fist instantly starts clenching up.

Since this is a negative thread…

I hate every single politicians out there both parties suck ass wish we can send all of them to an island and stay there forever.

Jesse Eisenberg is terrible as Lex Luther in a Batman vs Superman that movie suck ass too!

Poodles is ugly looking breeds maybe not ugly as the chihuahua ones there I say it!

This thread is awful. Absolutely the worst. I hate it and everyone on this forum.

So my wife’s anxiety and my mother in laws well being made us make the choice to opt out kiddo into online learning. We’re now four days from that starting and have been told nothing. When they gave us the opt in screen they should have included a dumpster fire gif.

Mowing today was a mistake.

I've wished terrible things on the boy who plays Young Sheldon. I don't want him to suffer, I just want him incredibly inconvenienced every day of his life - I feel that would hurt him more.

Whenever Tilda Swinton appears in a movie, I turn to my wife and ask if Tilda is dead. Then act disappointed when I find out she's not.

Aug 21, 2020 0:46:01 GMT 🤯 said:

Mowing today was a mistake.

Moles in the yard and you fucked up the ankle? But hey, more time off right?

Every time I go to our ‘new’ house something else is wrong. I’m ready to just hire someone to burn it down and collect the insurance money. Be cheaper than fixing the foundation cracks/leaks in our basement.

I keep telling myself it could be worse, then tonight it rained and I watched as the water leaked through the cracks and cried.

Also, I hate Leo DiCaprio. Like loathe him and I’m not even 100% sure why other than he annoys me. It goes back to Growing Pains and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and it just gets stronger.

Ok I'm obviously a negative person, third time posting in here.

I have a strong hatred for Rebel Wilson. This abomination of a person could be the most undeserving, untalented individual to ever become famous.

I'm happy America has her, she's an absolute embrassment to all Australians and should never come home.

I am all piss and vinegar, i was born for this thread.

Aug 21, 2020 0:29:05 GMT mikec said:

So my wife’s anxiety and my mother in laws well being made us make the choice to opt out kiddo into online learning. We’re now four days from that starting and have been told nothing. When they gave us the opt in screen they should have included a dumpster fire gif.

We have been doing remote learning with our oldest, it has been brutally challenging.
I have done my own research and done some testing to find out she is a non-traditional learner, very very bright but visual spatial.
It's been a massive challenge for my wife who also has a 3yo at home and does the accounts for our business, which has never been busier.

Aug 21, 2020 0:46:01 GMT 🤯 said:

Mowing today was a mistake.

Are we talking lawn or pubes? Either can go pretty wrong in my experience.

Aug 21, 2020 5:10:03 GMT iron maiden said:

Every time I go to our ‘new’ house something else is wrong. I’m ready to just hire someone to burn it down and collect the insurance money. Be cheaper than fixing the foundation cracks/leaks in our basement.

I keep telling myself it could be worse, then tonight it rained and I watched as the water leaked through the cracks and cried.

Also, I hate Leo DiCaprio. Like loathe him and I’m not even 100% sure why other than he annoys me. It goes back to Growing Pains and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and it just gets stronger.

That really sucks IM, it's hard when everything is going wrong, but it all will get sorted and then a year in the future it won't seem like such a big deal.

As for me

I am mad about everything at the moment, 3rd week of lockdown and I am pretty over it, even though I am working.
My Father works for me which is really great.. Except for when it's terrible and when its terrible it is more awful than the awesomeness when it is good.
I am mad at the media in Australia and the USA that has just become cheerleaders for their side of politics uncritically
I am super annoyed that people generally are getting lazier with their thinking.
I am also super weary of being bored by nearly everybody and everything all the time.

I hate being stuck like a prisoner in this apartment. I also hate not having a job right now. Gf just got laid off from her babysitting gig by her friend via text message with 0 notice and now we have to scramble for some extra $ to pay the Spectrum bill.

Luckily, we have an amazing friend who we've helped out over the years pay it forward to us after hearing this. Apparently, Victoria's Secret of all places is hiring for work-at-home and she wants me to apply. This fucking year man, I swear...

Aug 21, 2020 0:53:07 GMT NATH45 said:

Whenever Tilda Swinton appears in a movie, I turn to my wife and ask if Tilda is dead. Then act disappointed when I find out she's not.

I feel this to my core, especially after watching Okja for the first time.

I always assumed Rebel was a Brit for some reason? *reluctantly hands over his Aussie Pass in shame* I liked Rebel at first, but now that she's started appearing in every single rom-com and various commercials left-and-right, I've begun to embrace that hate myself.

rad the Lingerie Model, eh?

Aug 21, 2020 1:42:01 GMT @ness said:

Aug 21, 2020 0:46:01 GMT 🤯 said:

Mowing today was a mistake.

Moles in the yard and you fucked up the ankle? But hey, more time off right?

Aug 21, 2020 5:47:26 GMT iNCY said:

Are we talking lawn or pubes? Either can go pretty wrong in my experience.

Just realized the moles and ankle issues could potentially apply to a pube trimming situation as well.

In this case, we're talking grass, yard, lawn, etc. What should've taken a hour max took maybe 5? I'm either getting a rider mower or outsourcing that shit. Fuck ever doing that again.

Aug 21, 2020 10:56:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Aug 21, 2020 1:42:01 GMT @ness said:

Moles in the yard and you fucked up the ankle? But hey, more time off right?

Aug 21, 2020 5:47:26 GMT iNCY said:

Are we talking lawn or pubes? Either can go pretty wrong in my experience.

Just realized the moles and ankle issues could potentially apply to a pube trimming situation as well.

In this case, we're talking grass, yard, lawn, etc. What should've taken a hour max took maybe 5? I'm either getting a rider mower or outsourcing that shit. Fuck ever doing that again.

How big is your yard?

Aug 21, 2020 10:56:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Aug 21, 2020 1:42:01 GMT @ness said:

Moles in the yard and you fucked up the ankle? But hey, more time off right?

Aug 21, 2020 5:47:26 GMT iNCY said:

Are we talking lawn or pubes? Either can go pretty wrong in my experience.

Just realized the moles and ankle issues could potentially apply to a pube trimming situation as well.

In this case, we're talking grass, yard, lawn, etc. What should've taken a hour max took maybe 5? I'm either getting a rider mower or outsourcing that shit. Fuck ever doing that again.

How'd you manage 5 hrs outside with a newborn? 

Absolutely amazing that nothing political has been said yet. Well done PW, I'm proud of ya'll. Time for me to completely shit on that...

I hate being shamed for having moderate views, as if I'm taking the easy way out. Or as Philly's own Ronald MacDonald once brilliantly put it: "I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top!" That's not at all what it's about.

Tired of being shamed for voting 3rd party by two groups of grown children who cry for politics that will benefit the people, when time and time again they just accept their fate and vote against their own interests. How exactly am I the problem again? "Vote Blue No Matter Who" is the dumbest shit I've heard.

Sadly, Trump is going to win: I guarantee it. The dems only have themselves to blame, so stop blaming me and other 3rd party voters for voting in what they believe. No self-respecting progressive should EVER be voting for Biden/Harris, point blank.

I also hate this notion of "with us or against us" that's applied to you if you so choose to remain friends with someone who just happens to think differently than you. I love my conservative friends, so fuck you and grow the fuck up.

Aug 21, 2020 12:02:38 GMT iNCY said:

Aug 21, 2020 10:56:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Just realized the moles and ankle issues could potentially apply to a pube trimming situation as well.

In this case, we're talking grass, yard, lawn, etc. What should've taken a hour max took maybe 5? I'm either getting a rider mower or outsourcing that shit. Fuck ever doing that again.

How big is your yard?

How do I measure? It's not huge. That's what's most frustrating. It shouldn't have taken nearly as long as it did... About quadruple the time it should've? Sure, the grass was way too long. But I think the problem is mostly the wrong tool; i.e., shittiest little gas push mower you can pick up from the Home Depot.

Aug 21, 2020 12:44:00 GMT NATH45 said:

Aug 21, 2020 10:56:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Just realized the moles and ankle issues could potentially apply to a pube trimming situation as well.

In this case, we're talking grass, yard, lawn, etc. What should've taken a hour max took maybe 5? I'm either getting a rider mower or outsourcing that shit. Fuck ever doing that again.

How'd you manage 5 hrs outside with a newborn? 

Tits.

Matt Riddle. What a fucking cretin.

His gimmick is that he's a chilled out bro with no brains. Yet when he wrestles he's a super intense MMA fiend. Contradiction much?

Aug 21, 2020 14:35:00 GMT Emperor said:

Matt Riddle. What a fucking cretin.

His gimmick is that he's a chilled out bro with no brains. Yet when he wrestles he's a super intense MMA fiend. Contradiction much?

It's almost like he's a riddle.

Aug 21, 2020 14:35:00 GMT Emperor said:

Matt Riddle. What a fucking cretin.

His gimmick is that he's a chilled out bro with no brains. Yet when he wrestles he's a super intense MMA fiend. Contradiction much?

In the Baron of Bro's defense, if I competed in MMA or any other brutal sport like football or wrestling, I'd be 1000x more of a stoner than I already am. 

Speaking of barons and to balance out that semi-positive chi: I wish nothing but suffering and despair for Baron Corbin. Rule #1 with me: No one fucks with Norman Smiley. I've hated that bush league mouthbreather from day fucking one. 

On the MMA/stoner topic, I recall shinobimusashi once explaining how draining the fight mindset was that you almost HAD to be a stoner to kinda come back down to normal afterward... How it's a pretty unnatural thing to wind yourself into a "let's hurt this other human!!~" mindset, but also be cognizant of sportsmanship and rules, and then come down after all is said and done.

I've also heard that competitive bodybuilders back in the day would indulge in the weed as a way of helping their parasympathetic system balance after the intense strain that their workouts would put on their bodies.

So, all in all, Matt Riddle —love him or hate him— is probably closer to what I can imagine the average fighter is like vs. the very WWF-ish stereotype that was promoted via Ken Shamrock, Brock Lesnar, and wrestling machine Kurt Angle. Honestly, I bet Dan Severn and Steve Blackman are the closest to the most representative average. Just relative quiet and calm, but disciplined as fuck and lethal in the ring.

The Young Bucks are the worst thing to happen to mainstream wrestling since the last 20 years of Vince McMahon. The fact these little children consider themselves to be as great as the RnR, the Hardy's, the Midnight. Are they for fucking real. They have nothing that hundreds of indy wrestlers don't have. They jump around and sell nothing. It depresses me that wrestling fans like it.

I am sick to death of sarcastic, pseudo-intellectual cunts on Reddit being incapable of having a logical discussion regarding coronavirus shielding vs. the economy. These people think they're smarter than the average person. They are thick as shit. They act as though the economy doesn't depend on people and that people don't depend on the economy. I hope they all get set on fire.

Aug 21, 2020 17:15:13 GMT Todd said:

The Young Bucks are the worst thing to happen to mainstream wrestling since the last 20 years of Vince McMahon. The fact these little children consider themselves to be as great as the RnR, the Hardy's, the Midnight. Are they for fucking real. They have nothing that hundreds of indy wrestlers don't have. They jump around and sell nothing. It depresses me that wrestling fans like it.

I am sick to death of sarcastic, pseudo-intellectual cunts on Reddit being incapable of having a logical discussion regarding coronavirus shielding vs. the economy. These people think they're smarter than the average person. They are thick as shit. They act as though the economy doesn't depend on people and that people don't depend on the economy. I hope they all get set on fire.

A million times all of this.

The Young Bucks are barely above average workers to me. They're lack of selling is probably what makes me dislike them the most. Scratch that, actually: it's because they've made me agree with Jim Cornette for a change.

Pro-maskers like that are just as annoying as anti-maskers, really. There needs to be balance in the force.

Aug 21, 2020 17:15:13 GMT Todd said:

The Young Bucks are the worst thing to happen to mainstream wrestling since the last 20 years of Vince McMahon. The fact these little children consider themselves to be as great as the RnR, the Hardy's, the Midnight. Are they for fucking real. They have nothing that hundreds of indy wrestlers don't have. They jump around and sell nothing. It depresses me that wrestling fans like it.

I am sick to death of sarcastic, pseudo-intellectual cunts on Reddit being incapable of having a logical discussion regarding coronavirus shielding vs. the economy. These people think they're smarter than the average person. They are thick as shit. They act as though the economy doesn't depend on people and that people don't depend on the economy. I hope they all get set on fire.

I actually like this post!

(But also feel like I shouldn't, and shouldn't be smashing the like button in this thread... )

Wait...

What's wrong with being pro-mask?

Aug 21, 2020 14:11:58 GMT rad said:

Absolutely amazing that nothing political has been said yet. Well done PW, I'm proud of ya'll. Time for me to completely shit on that...

I hate being shamed for having moderate views, as if I'm taking the easy way out. Or as Philly's own Ronald MacDonald once brilliantly put it: "I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top!" That's not at all what it's about.

Tired of being shamed for voting 3rd party by two groups of grown children who cry for politics that will benefit the people, when time and time again they just accept their fate and vote against their own interests. How exactly am I the problem again? "Vote Blue No Matter Who" is the dumbest shit I've heard.

Sadly, Trump is going to win: I guarantee it. The dems only have themselves to blame, so stop blaming me and other 3rd party voters for voting in what they believe. No self-respecting progressive should EVER be voting for Biden/Harris, point blank.

I also hate this notion of "with us or against us" that's applied to you if you so choose to remain friends with someone who just happens to think differently than you. I love my conservative friends, so fuck you and grow the fuck up.

I’m fascinated by how you consider yourself moderate yet too progressive for Biden. Please explain!