Apr 23, 2019 23:57:53 GMT @admin said:

On the subject of weddings, now I'm on the precipice of 30 the questions about when I'm going to get married seem to have gone from zero to many awfully quickly.

I know so many guys in long term relationships who were never getting married... Until their significant partner passed 30. The ring on the finger is one of the only snooze buttons for the biological clock  :suspic:

I have another one.

I think I have a swollen prostate. I definitely need to get that checked out. But it makes me remember about the time I thought I had gum cancer on PW because shit was happening to my mouth. Then I was immediately abused for having STDs. Thankfully it was nothing. But here I am now, talking about my prostate and yes google says it could be chlamydia with my symptoms. The internet never lets me live.

Apr 23, 2019 18:28:21 GMT Da Gr8t I Is said:

Going to more funerals than weddings

When I get home from work the first thing I do is check my email. Second thing check the obituaries.

My foot clicks and my back is stiff, the wife bought me a basketball setup for the yard. I went to hit this spinning shot, I used to pull off as a cocky teenager and only rotated half way, I wasn’t even facing the ring.

Apr 24, 2019 2:17:02 GMT KING KID said:

I have another one.

I think I have a swollen prostate. I definitely need to get that checked out. But it makes me remember about the time I thought I had gum cancer on PW because shit was happening to my mouth. Then I was immediately abused for having STDs. Thankfully it was nothing. But here I am now, talking about my prostate and yes google says it could be chlamydia with my symptoms. The internet never lets me live.

Stop putting things up there son. 

Apr 23, 2019 23:57:53 GMT @admin said:

On the subject of weddings, now I'm on the precipice of 30 the questions about when I'm going to get married seem to have gone from zero to many awfully quickly.

I recently passed the precipice of 30. No wedding questions yet, just the occasional subtle hint from my parents that they would like to have grandchildren. However, it's got to the point where almost all my friends are married or engaged. Some have kids. Here I am, eternally single :lol:

I'm regularly going to bed before midnight now. Sometimes before 11pm. Getting old.

I married and had my daughter young so I managed to skip that particular annoyance, but I've seen a couple of my friends have to go through it. I'd just say: 'I already did. Didn't you get the invite? No? Awkward....' or the more savage 'When are you planning on dying?' I bet that shuts them up. Lots of people (smart people) waiting to get married and have kids or not getting married at all.

I would never judge anyone for not getting married or having kids. Except my daughter. I want at least one grandkid in about 10 years time.   There...I'm old.  My daughter is 20.  I had her when I just turned 22. I COULD be a Grandparent. 

I think being a young grand parent would be good iron maiden , unless the kid is too young and the grandparents end up surrogate parents while they're kids get hammered ever weekend... Seen that.

Anyway, if my eldest has kids the same age I did I would be 74 when I see my first  :suspic:

I pulled a muscle in my neck while scratching the back of my thigh the other day, don't even know how, hurt like hell though.

Apr 25, 2019 6:18:49 GMT RagnarokMike said:

I pulled a muscle in my neck while scratching the back of my thigh the other day, don't even know how, hurt like hell though.

This reminds me...

Occasionally when I sneeze, I guess the force is hard enough it sometimes causes a pulled muscle in my upper back or my spine to crack. What the fuck is that!?

Apr 25, 2019 12:45:55 GMT 🤯 said:

Apr 25, 2019 6:18:49 GMT RagnarokMike said:

I pulled a muscle in my neck while scratching the back of my thigh the other day, don't even know how, hurt like hell though.

This reminds me...

Occasionally when I sneeze, I guess the force is hard enough it sometimes causes a pulled muscle in my upper back or my spine to crack. What the fuck is that!?

Can't post a Ricky Gervais gif from Louie but it's either cancer or aids. Perhaps an unholy union at the same time!

Apr 25, 2019 12:45:55 GMT 🤯 said:

Apr 25, 2019 6:18:49 GMT RagnarokMike said:

I pulled a muscle in my neck while scratching the back of my thigh the other day, don't even know how, hurt like hell though.

This reminds me...

Occasionally when I sneeze, I guess the force is hard enough it sometimes causes a pulled muscle in my upper back or my spine to crack. What the fuck is that!?

Begining of the end.  Don't look on WebMD whatever you do.

Apr 25, 2019 23:06:58 GMT iron maiden said:

Apr 25, 2019 12:45:55 GMT 🤯 said:

This reminds me...

Occasionally when I sneeze, I guess the force is hard enough it sometimes causes a pulled muscle in my upper back or my spine to crack. What the fuck is that!?

Begining of the end.  Don't look on WebMD whatever you do.

Don't worry; other than PW, I don't know how to work the internet.

(But seriously... you should see how much I struggle with the WWE Network.)

Apr 26, 2019 0:02:26 GMT 🤯 said:

Apr 25, 2019 23:06:58 GMT iron maiden said:

Begining of the end.  Don't look on WebMD whatever you do.

Don't worry; other than PW, I don't know how to work the internet.

(But seriously... you should see how much I struggle with the WWE Network.)

That's another sign of getting older.

My mom can't work the TV remote.  It's painful to watch her. 

Last night I went out after work with a couple of friends for 'Fishbowl Friday' which is exactly what it sound like; your favorite highball or cocktail served in a fishbowl.

You know you are getting older when it takes less time getting over minor surgery than a hangover.

In other news: I am sitting at working wishing I were dead.  :thumbsdown:

Apr 27, 2019 21:40:18 GMT iron maiden said:

Last night I went out after work with a couple of friends for 'Fishbowl Friday' which is exactly what it sound like; your favorite highball or cocktail served in a fishbowl.

You know you are getting older when it takes less time getting over minor surgery than a hangover.

In other news: I am sitting at working wishing I were dead.  :thumbsdown:

Think about it like this... if you're gonna suffer through a hangover, better to be on the company's time than your own!

Apr 28, 2019 0:28:40 GMT @ness said:

Apr 27, 2019 21:40:18 GMT iron maiden said:

Last night I went out after work with a couple of friends for 'Fishbowl Friday' which is exactly what it sound like; your favorite highball or cocktail served in a fishbowl.

You know you are getting older when it takes less time getting over minor surgery than a hangover.

In other news: I am sitting at working wishing I were dead.  :thumbsdown:

Think about it like this... if you're gonna suffer through a hangover, better to be on the company's time than your own!

And it’s OT so time and a half

BUMP

I keep getting invited to Botox parties.   :suspic:

Bought an old car to restore cruise around in on the weekends. The bloke from the insurance company said “ it was typical of guys may age “ - age 35

Jun 6, 2019 3:28:59 GMT NATH45 said:

Bought an old car to restore cruise around in on the weekends. The bloke from the insurance company said “ it was typical of guys may age “ - age 35

Old  enough to afford it and young enough to have the enthusiasm to do it. 

What age should I schedule my mid life crisis for?
Have money... Thinking I'd like a Harley. 

You’re all old!

Jun 6, 2019 16:44:17 GMT The Dazz said:

You’re all old!

Don’t you need your parents written permission to be posting on here? 😒

Jun 6, 2019 6:29:56 GMT iNCY said:

Jun 6, 2019 3:28:59 GMT NATH45 said:

Bought an old car to restore cruise around in on the weekends. The bloke from the insurance company said “ it was typical of guys may age “ - age 35

Old  enough to afford it and young enough to have the enthusiasm to do it. 

What age should I schedule my mid life crisis for?
Have money... Thinking I'd like a Harley. 

Crotch rocket or bust!

Had to go to the doctor last week due to back pain.

Already having problems with my knees, other day had to share a couch, slept all night with my knees bent. Twice I woke up (second I stayed up), twice I stretched my legs, twice my right knee popped like a motherfucker. Now I know I can no longer sleep without my legs being straight, or I'm in for a bad morning.

Something is wrong with my shoulder, it feels weird and then there's pain in my arm and back. I've done something silly.

Probably 15 years ago, and I'm paying for it now.

My ankles snap, crackle, pop like rice crispies when I go down the stairs in the morning.

You wrestle in Saudi Arabia and The Undertaker drops you on your neck.

I didn't want to start another thread, my wife and I welcomed into the world a little nath45 jr this past Sunday night. A little boy, Noah.

10 fingers, 10 toes and it appears everything works. Couldn't be happier.

Aug 21, 2019 9:07:37 GMT NATH45 said:

I didn't want to start another thread, my wife and I welcomed into the world a little nath45 jr this past Sunday night. A little boy, Noah.

10 fingers, 10 toes and it appears everything works. Couldn't be happier.

So... Not just nath46? -_-